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2014

27

Jun

Izabel Goulart’s Skipping in a Bikini Video of the Day

Izabel Goulart took to instagram to promote fitness by skipping in a bikini, which is something you don’t always see at the gym, because most girls don’t work out in a bikini, but this one’s a bikini model so it makes it ok…

I guess it’s nice to see her fat legs jiggle, you know to give gat girls everywhere a little hope that even Izabel Goulart’s gotta work for it – in her permanent vacation life…the struggle is real…

Unless that’s not fat legs at all, but rather fit as fuck legs that just look like that when they skip naked, I wouldn’t know, I never got into a skipping fetish, that’s for pedo’s in the park, but I guess thanks to hard bodied Goulart, I have now…..

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2014

27

Jun

Melanie Brown in the Bath of the Day

Melanie Brown posted a picture of her in the bath, because despite her name and the color of her skin, she wants you to know that it’s not from rolling around in the mud, but rather from genetic pigmentation…

Or maybe this is what 40 year olds think is erotica…because every mom I know masturbates in the “bath” every time they take a “bath”…which is code for naked in water alone without kids to fuck up my masturbation by staring at me and making me think “will they remember this when they grow up”….

Whatever it is, it’s 10 years or more too late…but it still happened – so look.

Posted in:Mel B

2014

27

Jun

Cailin Russo Nipple Video of the Day

I don’t know what this video is from, it was sent in by one of Cailin Russo’s pervert fans, which surprises me that she even has, not that I’ve ever met Cailin Russo, or care to meet Cailin Russo, or think she doesn’t deserver fans…

I just don’t find her all that hot, or relevant or important…even if her dad is in a Band I listened to once in the 90s, back when he knocked up her hot young mom, like all those punk rock dudes did on Warped Tour, I mean average age at that shit is 14.

I mean any girl who gets famous from kissing Bieber in a Bieber video, is just reaching hard, even though I know I’d kiss Bieber in a video if it meant a life of luxury…I’m a whore like that..gay for fucking pay…not that Bieber counts as a man…it’s like fringe gay for pay…ok fine- I wouldn’t kiss Bieber in video for money…but I don’t hate Cailin Russo for doing it….even it seems as thirsty as I am every time I am faced with a bottle of booze…at least it worked…

What it comes down to is that she’s relevant enough, doing the hipster thing, and in doing the hipster thing, she’s getting topless like life was an American Apparel ad, and that’s pretty fucking perfect.

I think it’s a teaser video of something, and I know you can see nipple…like in this pic of Cailin our friend and genius photographer TED EMMONS took…

See more from TED EMMONS he’s good.

Posted in:Cailin Russo

2014

27

Jun

Christina Milian Bikini for Instagram of the Day

I want to start this post by saying that I do not give a fuck what Christina Milian is up to in her day to day. I do not care if she’s a good mother who is always out partying with the baby no where to be found. I do not care if she’s an attention seeker who gets in a bikini because there was a time she was a low level popstar and everyone watched her video…before being a back-up host on the Voice…not that money is an issue, she’s got writing and producer credit on Bieber songs, which means bitch gets paid, but for these kinds of girls, money is irrelevant, they don’t and never have paid for shit, it’s always been there…what they care about is dudes noticing…and unfortunately, I can’t help but notice bikini pics on instagram and post them – even when the girls aren’t that great, or famous or amazing…it’s a fucking issue, I’d see a therapist, but I’d rather spend my time creeping for more bikini pics.

Posted in:Christina Milian

2014

27

Jun

Demi Lovato is a Huge Lebsian of the Day

In case you didn’t know, Demi Lovato is a huge lesbian….there are rumours that she has a sex tape that has been circulating Nashville the last 5 years with this magical piece of crazy:

I mention their sex tape a lot, yet I’ve never seen it, but I know people who have, and like the religious experience that it clearly is, people lie all the fucking time…

I will say that her video isn’t hot, and that I am posting it not to endorse that she’s clearly gone the Mackelmore, let’s go viral because gay is a hot topic and if I support the gays I get the gays and all gay supports which means GRAMMY AWARD…

I prefer my lesbian porn to have some dick in it.

Posted in:Demi Lovato

2014

27

Jun

The Babe Behind the Lea Michele Bikini Booty Shot of the Day

Lea Michele posted this picture of herself from behind, because it’s always the best way for a transgendered to pose, you just have to ask Hank Baskett, there’s no risk of failed tuck, even if that’s what dudes who like trannies want to see…or maybe this dude has mastered the tuck, but doesn’t want anyone to see her SADS while mourning the death of her Fiance who she didn’t help save…but rather leveraged for further success while people were feeling sorry for her. I call that the Rihanna. These people have no souls, but they pretend they do and everyone cares…

Well the interesting thing about this picture isn’t Lea Michele, but rather the babe she gave a photo cred to.

Her name is Jacqueline Miller , You know the kind of girl you’d poke a hole in the condom for, just so you could see her again, not that she’s ever fuck you, she’s too top echelon, but thanks to her instagram, you can pretend…

Her body is ridiculous…it’ just unfortunate she hangs out with horrible people like Lea Michele…

Posted in:Lea Michele

2014

27

Jun

Man Confronts Cops Who Killed His Dog… and Other Videos of the Day

RIP…puppy….

Nudists in San Francisco

The Man who threw himself in traffic 6 Times

FLorida Man in a Ditch Jerking off

Nigerian Arm Break

Bad Driver of the Day – This is Just Crazy

China Bus Passenger of the Day

The Dudes arrested for saying Nickel Back

Posted in:Videos

2014

27

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Girls love this playlist, unfortunately the only ones who want to listen to it with me are ones you’d want to hose down because 6 other dudes have cum in them throughout the day…I like flavor, I even like unshowered girls if I’m in the mood for some ethnic smelling pussy, just not that kind of flavor…plus I can’t even afford their hourly rate of 24 dollars.

Here are some morning links…

Bouncy GIFs
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Dog Sits on Cat’s Face
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Nicole Peltz Wears a Low Cut Dress
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Shia LaBeouf is Arrested!
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Courtney Cox is Getting Married
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Zen Meerkat!
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Zach LaVine is Not Happy to be a Minnesota Timberwolf….What a Brat…
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This is where all the Cougars Who Want to Fuck Play…
GO

Sexy Math
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Funny Kelloggs Twerk
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Gets Wet
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So Many Girls Getting Their Fuck On…
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Dumbest Rims Ever
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Dark Hair / Light Eyes…
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

26

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I saw an old dude checking out an old lady like she was a fucking stripper or a hot piece…when clearly she was an old fucking lady…it confused me…it’s like when you get old you don’t have to jerk off or think about jerking off to bitches your own age..there is alway an 18 year old nearby showing her ass in short fucking shorts…because girls are sluttier now more than ever…and by sluttier I mean more liberated, more naked, and more exciting to look at…yet for some reason, still as eager to not sit on my face and never get off…my face…but getting off…on my face…dripping’ bear everywhere…

Here are some links…

A Bunch of Redheads
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12 Alcohols that Shouldn’t Exist
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Kesha wants to be Pretty Guys
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Paris Hilton Panty Flash
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Hilaria Baldwin is a Joker in a Bikini Doing Yoga
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I want to Fuck Nicola Peltz
GO

Beyonce Booty Dance
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Zombie Aubrey Plaza
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Jessica Biel getting Out of Her Car
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I Still think “The Slap” is Pretty Solid…
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Jordan Carver is the Slut of the DAy
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Beyonce and Jay Z Use their Wedding Video for the Opening Night of their Show
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Hilary Duff has a Cameltoe
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Lea Michele Bikini Pics
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I Love Lindsay Lohan
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Tattoo Gives New Meaning to an Old Saying
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Beyonce in Concert
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People Love Lea Michele in a Bikini
GO

Best White Girl Twerk…
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All the Katy Perry Concert Pics
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Babes of Wimbeldon
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Do You Remember Camilla Belle
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Sammi Hanratty Bikini
GO

Lizzy Cundy Braless
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Rob Kardashian is Addicted to Codeine
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The Nick Cage Diver is Funny
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Karrueche Tan Bikini Ass
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Scarlett Johannsson Nude in Her New Movie
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What Gives the Dollar Bill Value…
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World Cup Bulge
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Hotness on the Beach
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Kim Kardashian Gone Blonde
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Funny Comic of the Day
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Xenia Lodia in a Bikini
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Dumbass Flips Boat….
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25 Things You Didn’t Know ABout Jeter
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12 Machines that Didn’t Make the Cut for Transformers!
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Creepy Squirt
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Best Boobie Gif Ever
GO

Waking Up the Pussy
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This is where all the Cougars Who Want to Fuck Play…
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Disgusting Dildo
GO

Fingerer of the Day
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Fatty Can’t Get Up
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Some Hot Czech Model…
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Get Harder Boners…
GO

Boobie Bouncing Castle
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Big Naked Boobies….
GO

So Many Girls Getting Their Fuck On…
GO

Streaking….
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African Witch,,,,Weird
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The Best Drunk Bare Ass Shitty Girk….
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

26

Jun

Kathy Griffin Nude of the Day

I’ve met Tyler Shields at least once. He’s a celebrity photographer who does some high concept shit that I would debate isn’t really high concept at all, but still good intriguing images that are worth looking at…that is until today, when he decided to dip into the depths of hell and showcase one of it’s demons who no one ever wants to see naked…unless that’s his high concept…Kathy Griffin Naked…something that should never be a concept at all…and if it was ever thought up…it should be exercised in some evangelical church or heavily medicated…to numb the pain…

Sure I’ve banged more disgusting things like this, but I have no standards and no memory…it’s not like I took a pic to etch that moment in my mind….

I feel like everyone who has banged this plastic surgery, annoying, scary woman feels the same way about this one…this must be a joke – I mean she is a comedian..it’s a joke…but at least it’s not spread eagled…actually if she was spread eagled it’d be so much better…I’ll look at anyone’s pussy if they put it out there…this implied nudity shit can suck my dick…

I guess the highlight of these pics is knowing what Tyler Shield’s young, blonde, hot girlfriend looks like…because I met her at least once….I don’t have pics of her, or remember her name. but that girl is a legend who he should be releasing nude pics of…not this…not now…not ever…what the fuck.

That said, I’d still fuck her.

Posted in:Kathy Griffin