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2014

03

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I go to the beach to see eighteen year old girls who likely live with their parents get finger banged in broad daylight…I mean…for that and the countless other half naked girls who I want to be doing the finger banging to…Truth.

Sheep Roller Blading in the Park
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The Ukrainian Prankster Tried to Suck Brad Pitt’s Dick
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Funeral Selfies are Hilarious
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Laura Cremaschi has Great Ass
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Jonah Hill Called a Photographer a Fag
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Vanessa Hudgens Bares Midriff
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Joy Corrigan Bikinis Pics Happened
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Second Trailer of Hercules
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This is What Yoga is All About
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Worst Shower Pic Ever
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Seth Macfarlane Does his Family Guy Voices
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

02

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

A Turkish man telling me about how he lost his virginity to a Donkey…then going on to explain why it was the best sex of his life…was funny but it would have been better timed…if he wasn’t masturbating on a park bench while I was walking the dog…with a girl I am trying to fuck…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Today in Thigh Gaps
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Casey Kasem’s Weekly Top 40 Crazy Ex Wife….
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Bill Murray’s Late Night Costumes Over the YEars
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Candice Swanepoel’s Hard Nipples in a Dress
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Everything that Happened at the Hot 97 Summer Jam in 2 Minutes
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Danny Devito Hippo
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Leanna Decker in Lingerie
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Bride in a Wedding Dress With Her 1 Month Baby Attached – WTF
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Girls in SPorts Bras
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Maitland Ward Does Fifth Element – Dating Her Old and Tired Ass
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Awesome Photobimb
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Fitness Cameltoe
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Alessandra Ambrosio Stretching
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Mariah Carey On the Subway
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Eliza Cummings in a Hot Photoshoot
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Hilary Duff’s Thick Fit Body
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Sofia Vergara is Single
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Cara Santana Hot Fitness Body
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Cameltoe of the Day
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I love Eliza Gonzalez
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As a Fan of Big L – This Big L Story is Interesting
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Miley Cyrus Masturbating on Stage
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Miley Cyrus Sex Doll
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Kate Upton Armpit Porn
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Adriana Lima Red Carpet
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Kaley Cuoco’s New Hair – Who Cares
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Jessica Gomes Photoshoot
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Prince and His Weirdness is amazing
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Kellie Pickler in Concert
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Caroline Receveur Bikini Nip Slip
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Man With Abs
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Fat Naked Chick in Brooklyn….
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Trash in Lingerie of the Day
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Jennifer Iren Trash in Lingerie
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Kaley Cuoco in Summer Dress
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Demi Lovato in Concert
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Jennifer Nicole Slit Shirt
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Jessica Biel Black and White Porn
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Melena Costa is Hot in Her Bikini
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Khloe Kardashian with a Machine Gun
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17 Failed Party Faces
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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School of TWerk
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COUGAR PUSSY
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POrn is Linked to Retardation
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Hot Vagina Model Goes to Flesh Light…
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Some Greek Bitch on the Beach
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Girl Bangs a Hair Dryer
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Two Bored Girls
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Lotioning Up Her Boobs
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing BAD Stuff…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

02

Jun

Miley Cyrus Performance Art for Instagram of the DAy

Miley Cyrus is kind of interesting. I know you’re probably laughing at that statement because she’s anything but interesting. You know just identity crisis making lots of money for herself and lots of people….but I see her as more of a lab rat in an aquarium science experiment of what happens when you exploit your children to Disney and force them to be alienated from society, exposed only to industry people and the internet throughout her formative years…unable to leave the house for an ice cream or to play in the park… totally alone with no one who really understands her or her situation….only to break through with some weirdo exhibitonist clown act, where she jacks her outfit up her vag night after night, and in her downtime gets high and produces creepy, weird, unstable videos you’d think she’d keep to herself…because they are neither flattering, awesome, or good for anything or anyone…yet she posts them and the whole thing is as messy as what I imagine is going on in her head…and the only thing you can blame is her stripper groupie mom and one hit wonder dad for taking her inbred ass out of the countryside and throwing her into this life….

I mean this is text book behavior for another overdose…and premature inbred heart disease death…

And I guess the real question in all this insanity is how dead would Miley need to be to be too dead to have sex with? Keep in mind you can weekend at Bernie’s her and take her to Hot Yoga or a Day spa to loosen her up….you sick fuck…

Either way, she’s just getting fucked up and having fun and there’s no harm in that, it’s just weird to watch….real fucking weird…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

02

Jun

Doughy Ashley Benson and the Pretty Little Liars 100 Episode Party of the Day

Pretty Little Liars is a hugely successful show…that has made Ashley Benson famous…despite being chubby in a bikini in Spring Breakers….and it turns out that she’s not The photoshopped babe from GQ you may think she is…and that her tits, like so many big tits before her, we’re talking Kate Upton, come at a price…and that price is usually that the rest of her is usually big too….and despite hating fat girls who play hot girls that people want to fuck in the media…I am not that offended by Ashley Benson, because she obviously knows she looks like this, and she’s owning it, and getting paid for it, rather than locking herself away like so many other fat girls eating her feelings and hanging with her cats…she’s the fat you want to fuck, because it’s rich, famous, on TV and lives a better life that the fat you normally fuck thanks to tinder….

ALl this to say, if this girl spent some of her money on a personal trainer, she’d be unstoppable…now she’s just unstoppable if she takes a running start at you….inertia..

TO SEE ALL THE PICS FROM THE EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ashley Benson|Pretty Little Liars

2014

02

Jun

Cailin Russo Instagram Model Dance of the Day

Cailin Russo is one of those Instagram Models turned real model who may have been a real model before being an instagram model, but there is just so much crossover I can’t really differentiate the two..

What I do know is that he dad is a creeper 40 year old in a punk band, her mom probably one of his young hot young groupies, since punk rockers generally cater to 15 year olds who shop at hot topic..and that her first modelling job was for a big store, her real breakthrough was kissing Bieber in a video that he shouted her out in and, and all of a sudden she exists…is getting more work..is making money in what could be 5 minutes since she’s not all that hot..but that may be longer…since it’s less about being hot and more about being relevant…

Well in keeping relevant she posted these videos of her dancing on a boat in mesh, and you’ll like them…even if she’s hiding them nipples.

I encourage all aspiring models, even if they work for free…because self produced erotica is hot and free…rather than staged shit that’s just boring…Dance baby – Dance..

Posted in:Cailin Russo

2014

02

Jun

Anastasia Ashley on the Red Carpet of the Day

Surfing never looked so luxurious…here is friend and family member Anastasia Ashley on the red carpet and I think she looks amazing…

Sure I am bias, but I guess this is what happens when you take a bikini clad fish out of the water and off the beach or her natural habitat and throw her onto some red carpet all dolled up with flashing lights coming from every angle up on some paparazzi shit…and I think it couldn’t look better…it’s awkward and cute…honest and not attention seeking like so many other girls before her..

I also think it’s nice to see a girl you’ve seen in a bikini 1000 fucking times, in 1000 fucking bikinis, in some clothes, even though that is backwards logic…we normally want our girls less clothed than more clothed…but when looking at it from a sexual fantasy perspective of a muslim man, this kind of outfit is hot, where as a bikini is sending her straight to hell…

I guess what it comes down to is that whatever she is wearing, all you really care about is whether she can ride your face as well as she rides a big wave …and more importantly…whether salt water disinfect the places or creates a breeding ground for crabs…I’m not marine biologist, but those are craps I’m sure you’d be into eating….

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley

2014

02

Jun

Pregnant Famous Girl Watch of the Day

Hayden Panettiere Demonstrating What She Should have Done to Not Get Pregnant because no one likes pregnancy, not even the girls who try to convince that they like pregnancy, since breeding is unnatural even if our shitty species depends on it…we should just outsource that shit to keep our vaginas and bodies intact, like some puppymill for human shit…and I figure I might as well post your favorite pregnant celebrities in action to inspire you to wear condoms – since no one wears condoms.

Stacy Keibler Mocking Mexicans while Pregnant…

This post has been a fail…but so has their uteruses…those fuckers let us down.

Posted in:Video

2014

02

Jun

Victoria Fey for C-Heads Magazine of the Day

I don’t know who VICTORIA FEY is …I just know she’s a model who lives somewhere in this world…for me to scanner hunt and find…not because I am creepy, but because I am in love and I am sure she is my soul mate…and these pictures were taken for the purpose of her letting me know she exists…

You see there is a fine line between love and creepy, but I am a firm believer that I have emotions, I should use them, and in using them, because if I don’t use them, then they don’t exist…

Sure, I know what you’re saying, she may be an awful person, a real bratty cunt…she may not even speak english, and she may not have time to let me watch her shower because she’s just mean….You’re saying that I don’t know her, and that I can’t love her based on just seeing pics…

Well you’re just bitter, jaded, miserable assholes…who doesn’t believe in love because you’re autistic, socially awkward or just angry girls don’t smile at you when you smile at them…

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Posted in:Victoria Fey

2014

02

Jun

Iggy Azalea’s Fat Ass in Concert of the Day

Everyone fucking Loves Iggy Azalea…

She is one of the first white crossover – hip pop artists – who hates on Miley because she thinks she does it more real and hardcore…since her backstory is that she was an Australian big booty stripper….even though most strippers don’t end up in America with a Greencard, but rather in prison or a trailer park no matter how talented they are….

The reason she pulled it off, is timing. The world is obsessed with fat asses and hip hop, and seeing a white girl in it excites the masses….and she’s banking hard…all the white suburban dudes want what every black dude wants because it makes them feel more hardcore or whatever…who cares…it’s working…even though I wish it wasn’t…

Not that I hate a fat ass on any girl, in fact I actually love it, I’ve been sucked into it too, it makes me feel like I’m part of some African tribe seeking out the most fertile and estrogen filled, even if I know it’s likely the most big mac filled…

Here is her fat ass in concert…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE and

Posted in:Iggy Azalea

2014

02

Jun

Nicki Minaj In Concert Thickness of the Day

I would like to think that Nicki Minaj is interesting, but I know that she’s not. She’s just a phoney popstar who basically is riding the trends, whether it was being the female Lady Gaga or moving into the now more popular female rapping…she’s on it…and that good news is that that attention seeking, or her quest to have some level of authenticity in her career, even though her WIKIPEDIA says she want to acting school to be an actor and this is clearly just her acting….and thus nothing she can ever do is authentic…involves showing off her massive ass and tits…which I guess are her only real redeeming qualities…

Ifyou’re in a mesh top, you can pretty much be doing anything from killing puppies, to having sex with homeless men, to any repulsive, horrible, things like being Niki Minaj…I’ll watch, encourage and support…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Nicki Minaj