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2014

03

Jun

Heidi Klum Implied Nudity with a Purse of the Day

Heidi Klum decided to model nude with some expensive bag because she likes to come out of the woodwork, even though she’s 100 fucking years old, since it is good for her ego and for her to feel relevant…and I would be okay with that if her implied nudity was more spread eagled nudity as most girls tend to not give a fuck about their naked asses being out there when they hit a certain age, because they’ve pretty much given up on dignity and realize that naked or not, no one actually cares, but I guess in Heidi Klum’s case, it’s best to keep that vagina under wraps. She’s had countless children, but more importantly is German, an Aryan, and was fucking Seal a Black guy with scarred up face, not necessarily the kind of guy any one would fuck, even if he was the sweetest man or greatest singer around, but rather because he’s got a massive fucking penis and man-handles her like he was the farm hand…on the family farm…back during Nazi germany…

All this to say, the bag is in a good spot, because shit has gone into and out of that vagina, that would probably make it best kept secret- especially at 50 fucking years old…

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2014

03

Jun

Lily Aldridge Boring for Glamour Magazine of the Day

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I like to think that Lily Aldridge scammed the fucking system. She’s one of these entitled LA rich kid scenesters who grew up around the cool kids who “ran shit” in her city…and in doing so she got VIP and backstage at all the events…always dating the guy in the band, whether it was Kings of Leon or some other shitty act…like Maroon 5…you can’t hide your past…all while booking commercials…like tampon ads…

Then one day, she tricked a booker at the right agency to pull her out of commercial modelling she was only getting because she knew the right people, to actual modelling, because no commercial model really likes being referred to as a commercial model, but all models want to be Victoria’s Secret girls…so I guess the team at Victoria’s Secret factored in the fact her Husband was in a huge band, and the fact that she’s not that bad looking, even if she’s short, and her implants were small enough to fit in with the other girls, so book her in…it’s not like they even had to pay her.

I am convinced, she is a volunteer working for them. I am also convinced she’s a horrible person…the only interesting thing about her is that her mom was a Playmate in the 60s and I’m all looking at bids of anyone raised by pornstars of their generation…even if I think they suck.

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2014

03

Jun

Victoria Justice Shopping Cart Porn of the Day

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I don’t really know who Victoria Justice. I know she had a TV show based on her that creeper dad’s fell into because she played the underage girl, who was the focal point of the show, leading to being the one they wanted to bang when forced to watch it with their kids, because guys are like that, we sexualize hot little fame whores sluts on their own show, if their pants are tight enough, whether they are role playing as a teen, or a college girl, we just don’t care, it just makes stomaching her shitty fucking smutty, brain washing garbage we have no choice but to watch, more tolerable…

I do want to know who her stylist is, because she’s bending over a shopping cart in a “we’re normals too, just like you peasants, we shop”…and in doing that her full ass is exposed and that turns me on….it makes me want to grocery shop…and not for the normal reason I like grocery shopping…like the sad single girls I can target based on their order….

That said, her name is Madison Guest. She’s a “fashion stylist’…this is her INSTAGRAM …or you can just masturbate to these pictures I’ve pulled from it to save you the work…but

She’s not all that great…but you can masturbate to anything – that’s all you have going for you.

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2014

03

Jun

Erica Candice for Cake Magazine of the Day

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OMG…more young models trying to get ahead by getting naked. I love the fucking world….or at least that aspect of the world…where everyone wants to be a Victoria’s Secret model. Where everyone wants to be on camera. Where the world is so porned-up and sexualized, that showing a little tit isn’t a big deal. I mean young girls are in braless sheer tops and shorts that show off their asses practically everywhere I fucking go…this a new thing, one built from the internet that has been going on in Europe since the 60s…and that I think needs to be celebrated…because topless modelling isn’t a career breaker, even a pig like Kim Kardashian who was a human urinal on camera for money is now making 100 million a year for her family…it’s just the way things work…so girls…keep getting naked.

This models name is ERICA CANDICE , you’ve never heard of her and either have I….the photographer Karl Rothenberger and the reality is these could have been topless selfies sent to my snap chat, I’d still be into them…

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2014

03

Jun

Torrie Wilson in a Green Bikini of the Day

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Torrie Wilson was a wrestler, but not the kind of wrestler I like, you know the drunk slutty single mother who wants to make the 150 dollar prize money at the local bar mud wrestling event to pay for her babies formula…the easier kind of wrestler to leg lock or get choked out by – because she’s pretty much given up, even when she’s too white trash to realize she’s given up…

Torrie Wilson is more of a wrestler who was hired as more of a model or Glamour girl that the WWF threw into the mix to make watching wrestling a less gay experience…

It was like – put girls in the mix, get the more homophobic trailer park dwellers something to justify the boners they get watching wrestling because they “aren’t fucking fags”…according to them, even though watching wrestling is some faggy ass behavior…

I mean, I know a lot of gay guys who would be able to masturbate to that shit, but in their defence all the gay guys I know are fucking perverts who can masturbate to anything with at least one testicle…

Either way, Torrie Wilson, is on the beach in a bikini and not fat. Awesome…or is it?

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2014

03

Jun

Meg Dailey by Brian Keith for Stalker Magazine of the Day

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Meg Dailey is another one of these not yet famous, but willing to put in the work, even if it’s just for a few instagram pics, models I love, because they are easy going enough to get naked for the right project, which is usually any project, whether they have massive tits like this Meg Dailey or not..because these is how models happen and I’m so glad that has become accepted fact, because tits aren’t a big deal,

This is a movement I’ve been a part of since day one….Nudity is not porn….even if it gets me kicked off Instagram 4 or 5 times, even if it gets me deleted off Friendster, Myspace, Facebook twice….

I’ve been an ambassador of nudity since day one…I have celebrated tits…in 2004 when I started, I could have easily made DrunkenStepfather a site that wasn’t called Drunkenstepfather, that wasn’t committed to the sleaze and nudity of our world…and I would probably be sitting on a yacht.

But I’m not in it for the yacht, I’m in it for the tits…there were times I would be arguing with advertisers when I cared saying “do you think your boss doesn’t jerk off or watch porn you hypocrite asshole”…now I’ve just accepted that they don’t want to give me money, but the world gives me something much greater than that…no, not recognition or fame, or even support from anyone…but rather girls like this lovely and delicate flower Meg Dailey ….and her tits.

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2014

03

Jun

Nina Agdal for Leonisa Lingerie and Bebe of the Day

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Nina Agdal is boring.

I mean I’m sure she’s got a fun and exciting instagram thanks to living the model life…

You know the life where rich guys buy her shit…finance a lot of five star good times…and her immigrant ass that should have probably worked as a bartender or waitress now gets to travel the world in luxury…and for free…all thanks to getting booked in one magazine’s swimsuit issue a few years ago – that she didn’t even get paid for but that paved the way to this life…

Now she’s getting work…and it’s dull…We have two campaigns here…one for Bebe and one for Leonisa…both shitty as fuck and not just because she looks a little downsy.

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2014

03

Jun

Katherine McPhee in Mexico of the Day

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Before you ask yourself who the fuck Katherine McPhee is…click on these pictures of her in her bikini in Mexico…pictures she didn’t put on her social media, but that she tipped the paparazzi off on because that’s the classy way to get attention to yourself, you know by not being so obvious about the shit HERE

Now will see what a recently single, soon to be Divorcee, looks like on her pilgrimage to let out all those repressed feelings she has thanks to a six year marriage…all half naked on the beach, getting drunk, like a scene in Sex and the City the Divorcee years…

I’ve seen Divorcee’s in action, and they are fucking terrors, more so when their husbands have new girlfriends, but terrors none the less. The live out there youth they threw away for marriage…via their vagina…especially when they have fit enough bodies and aren’t too old to throw in the fucking towel…

I’ve had sex with Divorcee’s in action, because they have little to no standards, want nothing out of you, no relationship and if kids are in the mix, no fucking way you’ll be let in…which is amazing. But more importantly, they and are usually drunk…very drunk…and just want their void filled

So knowing who Katherine McPhee is…an American Idol contestant…is less important than knowing what she is…a divorcee..

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2014

03

Jun

Kelly Cunningham Strips Down and Shows Her Hipster Bush of the Day

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I don’t know anything about this “model” KELLY CUNNINGHAM, but she made the photographers ask me to remove the pics from the site because she does’t want you to see her naked on the site…when you can see her naked on the internet….obviously she didn’t think that one through. She’s clearly a fucking idiot.

I just know that she’s young enough and naked enough to be part of the new movement of girls who get naked for photographers…they think they are being feminist and embracing their bodies…but they are no different than girls getting fucked for money they blame men for…I’m talking a stripper…who thinks getting naked for attention is shocking and makes a statement…when all it really does is give dudes she won’t fuck cuz she’s too busy eat pussy at the hardware store to suck them off. It’s contemporary..

These “Feminists” or “New-Feminists” don’t know what feminism is. They think reading the first chapter of a women’s study text book makes them understand a complex ideology that sounds nice because they watch GIRLS…and it’s “hip” to be a pan sexual gender bender with a bush…

I’m onto you “nude model”…who works retail….I get your plight and I do more for feminism than you do…because I call out all these broken girls seeing male attention for what they are….Maybe feminism should be better spend not modeling nude….

I don’t think naked is a big deal. I like nudity. I just know that when I was in my early 20s, getting girls naked was fucking annoying and the only girls willing to show their hip artist bush…were bushes you wanted nothing to do with…but everything has changed.

I like to think it’s partially due to instagram, maybe even the Kardashian Sex Tape, the fact we are all porno-ed up….but the fact is that everyone is exposing themselves on a daily basis, giving their privacy away and making everything public, so that there is no mystery anymore…and I am perfectly OK with that..

I just don’t like when someone pretends it is for the greater good of women’s liberation. I am all for porn, I am all for sluts sucking dick cuz they can if they want to. I am all for women’s rights, equal pay, not fucking their way to the top, but when you’re spreading your vag on the internet, you may not be communicating that Positive message you hope to…

Kelly, we could have been such great friends…but you ruined it.

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