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2014

15

May

Emily Ratajkowsi Body Painted for SI of the Day

This Emily Ratajkowsi video for SI was being circulated yesterday, and I figured I might as well post it, not because I think plastic face Ratajkowski is all that hot anymore. Sure se’s got great tits, but so do so many other girls who have more eagerness about them. It’s like this one was hungry, and pulled it off, and looked good doing it, but like anything with no substance, it loses its appeal, fades into obscurity, and we can assume that taste will lead her to a lot more naked things, because she got so far she can’t let it fall through the cracks now…or some shit.

I’m not a hater, I just find her boring, and a shitty person who turns her back on those who help her, but I accept that there are horrible people in the world, and I still think she looks good naked, and that’s good enough for me.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowsi

2014

15

May

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for Vogue Germany of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is in the latest issue of Vogue Germany…and I think it is pretty spectacular, but in my defence, I am a huge supporter of the charitable work Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has done for Bald people, by giving them hope that if they are rich and famous and in shape, probably a bit of an alpha who doesn’t give a fuck that he’s bald, because unlike most bald people, life kind of worked out for him.

Not to mention, she’s done a lot of great charitable work for the proving that Megan Fox is a talentless cunt and that any babe can take her place…

More importantly, she does nude modelling, and who the fuck doesn’t like a bit of that…especially when it’s at the tail end of her career rather than in the “sleeping her way to any where she can” point of her career…

Point being…she’s good. I’m a fan and I hate almost everything…

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

2014

15

May

Morning Road Rage and Other Videos of the Day

Man VS Flood

Russian MOB Vs Pizza Place

Camera Man VS Tire

Posted in:Videos

2014

15

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

While I was falling in love with a Miami Booty perched up on a railing, that I couldn’t manage to get a successful creeper picture of…but that I still feel was a moment of true love…

Our resident “journalist” FOETUS la Plantain was asking our friend ASA AKIRA …questions on REDDIT….

I have so many girlfriends I don’t have sex with…

Here are some morning links…

I Love Nicole Kidman’s Face
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Babes in Bed….
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The Guy in an I Love Porn Shirt Eating a Chicken Wing Pic
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The Top Most Anticpated Films at the Rooftop Series You Should Watch Even if Not in New York
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Topless Glamour Model of the Day
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Lady Gaga’s BF Grabs Her ASs
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Claudia Romani Takes an Important Call
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS!!!
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Jada Pinkett Smith Has Lesbian Breasts and A Bunch of Other Paparazzi SHit
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Killer Clown Scare Prank
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COUGAR PUSSY IS THE MOST WILD PUSSY…
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The Longest Pause in Twitter History
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TIna Fey on Why There Aren’t More Late Night Girl Hosts
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A Whole Bunch of Redheads…
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CBS has finally cancelled Ashton Kutcher
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

15

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I went to a bikini contest, it wasn’t life changing, but it could have been if I hired one of the Eastern Europeans who you know came to America for non-hooker reasons, that’s why she is in bikini contests….obviously…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Crazy Fucking Booty
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Nicole Kidman’s Face is Amazing
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http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2014/05/10-pretty-liars-episodes-to-watch-if-youve-
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Longest Pause in Twitter History…
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Rita Ora Pussy Definition
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Lady Gaga Topless in Pasties
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Pregnant Doutzen…pregnant with Candice Swanepoel
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Pregnant Doutzen…
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That Elevator Fight
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Slut of the Day
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Super Mario Game of The Thrones
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Blake Lively and Pamela Anderson
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A Bunch of Page 3 Girls
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The Cat Who Saved the Kid
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Tawny Jordan Tits for Supermodel Magazine
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Sexy Latina Alejandra Espinoza
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Lais Ribeiro in a Swimsuit
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All the Ashley Benson Pics
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Alternate Godzilla Designs
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Alexa Chung is Banging Chris Martin…
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Alessandra Ambrosio Walking
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More Pics of Beyonce and Sister…
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These are Racist Plates….
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Hottest Celebrity Lesbians
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Kimberly Garner is So Good
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Zen Masters we Could All Learn From
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I do not care about Lea Michele’s Nipple
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Hottest Athlete Daughters…
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Kourtney Compton’s Bikini Action
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Two Billionaires Fight Over Miranda Kerr
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Hailey Clauson for Love & Lemons..
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Adriana Paz Nude in a Trailer for The Empty Hours
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Avril Lavigne Pokies
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The Female Pop Band that Attempts To Sing While Having and Orgasm
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10 Pretty Liars Episodes to Watch if You’re a Newbie…
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Ferne McCann in a See Through
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Find COUGARS to FUCK!!
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Sideboob
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The Weirdest Old Lady Pulling
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Huge Tits
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Fatty Masturbater….
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Masturbation in Public Places
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS!!!
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Webcamsterbation
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Sophie Howard Topless
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Lesbian Sex in the
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

14

May

Cailin Russo for Sir Neave of the Day

Cailin Russo is the daughter of Scott Russo who is in a band called Unwritten Law. It is safe to say that her mom was probably a young punk rock groupie, because punk rock dudes only bang 15 year old girls, since they are the only ones who care about them, not that Unwritten Law was really punk rock, but they were more punk rock than Bieber….Bieber…being the guy she was cast to make out with in a music video – that pretty much made her go viral..

I am on the fence as to whether she’s just a privileged instagram model, or if she’s legitimately a babe…with something to offer…but…when looking at her ass, I don’t seem to care either way…

I just think she’s not quite hot enough to be a real model, yet she’s getting paid as a real model, so what the fuck do I know..

These pics are from instagram photographer SIR NEAVE

Posted in:Cailin Russo

2014

14

May

Jojo in a Bikini of the Day

The fact she calls herself JOJO still is ridiculous…

But I guess being a jailbait gutter popstar with zero sex appeal is what made her and her mom enough money so that they could retire and support her black boyfriend for half a decade or more, before realizing that shit, no one gives a fuck about me, in part due to being 18 and not cute, but also because my audience was white grown men, and they hate when girls bang black dudes…so it’s time to get out there and post pics to instagram…because instagram is where

Posted in:JoJo

2014

14

May

Courtney Stodden is Amazing of the Day

It’s safe to say that Courtney Stodden is pretty fucking amazing. She’s obviously got all this self promotion, tabloid shit figured out, and even a picture of her and her mother, is seemingly inspiring, of some vapid, plastic surgery babes just trying to have a good time…for media attention because it’s better than working the strip club…

I like to think these girls bring hope to a generation of hooker moms just trying to hooker out their kids…without making them actual hookers….sucking the right dick, is better than sucking a dick in a back alley for 10 dollars…because really it’s like anything in life, if you can find the right audience or client, you go from GUTTER, to Hollywood hills….

So Here is her mom…ridiculous

HEre she is kissing another girl…ridiculous…

Amazing…and as I look at this, I am reminded of missing out on the party her team invited me to, a regret I have to live with for the rest of my life…

At least I know there will be a sex Tape…

Posted in:Courtney Stodden

2014

14

May

Australia MasterChef Contestant Nude of the Day

Sarah Todd is some low level Australian model who doesn’t matter, who managed to get on some MasterChef Cooking Show…and who was smart enough to use the lessons she learned in her fame whoring, to get some press around the fact that she was some attention seeking titty model, before the casting on the one show that would take her happened…so book the show, send the press release, and here it fucking is….international news, because in case you didn’t know – this site is an international news site…if international news involved nothing but tit pics.

You know there’s a lot more of these out there…so start digging.

Posted in:Sarah Todd

2014

14

May

Bella Thorne Dancing in a tight Dress of the Day

If you close your eyes while watching this video that Bella Thorne posted of her dancing in a tight dress…she’s still 16…

Sure, she knows her audience is a bunch of creepers and more importantly, that instagram will never delete her for making tight dress jailbait fetish videos, because there is not implied nudity…

Because all these social media sites have such a grey area of what is appropriate or not, what is deemed acceptable or not, it’s like too much ass cheek is bad, but girls humping balloons is not…

You know, people masturbate to anything and everything…from 16 year old dancing to girls eating bananas…Everything is porn to the right audience…

All this to say, at 16, she knows what she’s doing, and that’s luring you in because in America, you can’t bang 16 year olds, so forget how annoying they are, when you stare at their young bodies…

Posted in:Bella Thorne