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2014

15

May

Gintare Sudziute for Treats of the Day

Gintare Sudziute shot for my friends over at TREATS …who are the new age Playboy, with relevant hipster b-list to c-list models who are willing to get naked – rather than gutter stripper sluts Playboy chooses, all paid for by the Facebook twins, because apparently, like most young billionaires, they like model pussy…and paying people to take pictures of them…

What it comes down to is that without Treats, I wouldn’t know who Gintare Sudziute is…and I am all about the style of their shoots and what they are putting out to the world. It’s quality, and it’s the reason Emily Ratajkowski got famous, so as long as there are girls who want her success, there will be girls like Gintare Sudziute funnelling through TREATS for a shot…and that means lots more titties to come…while you come..and that’s great news…

That said, I think I am in love with Gintare Sudziute and her silly name…

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2014

15

May

Chanel West Coast in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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Chanel West Coast is from some MTV show, and now she’s a rapper…like all the other girl rappers…doing the same fat ass hustle and making money doing it.

I’ve never heard her music, I’ve really only heard of her a few times, and I really only posted her ass pics once …so she can’t be all that famous…but she can be in a bikini, and here she is proving it.

I love her ass. It’s very Miami.

Here’s her nipple…

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2014

15

May

Anna Kendrick for Fast Company of the Day

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I used to fuck a crackhead native, who was probably a prostitute, but we don’t ask questions on how a bitch gets her crack when she’s sucking my dick for free…I used to invite her to the office I was working at for lunch and every time she’d get there, she’d drink a think of white out…I didn’t really understand it, and I can’t imagine it got her high, but for some reason that’s what Anna Kendrick is reminding me of in this Fast Company article, that I assume is about how she’s invested in TINDER or some other start-up and is now a dot com billionaire, because becoming a dot com billionaire with an app is a fucking joke, but the bigger joke is me for not having one…

Under normal circumstances, Anna Kendrick’s face, or mouth, or something about her freaks me the fuck out, but that white out, shit that’s porn to me….because there’s nothing hotter than liquid paper breath telling you how desperate a bitch is…while your busting’ on her back…

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2014

15

May

Lauren Garrison Nude in WOLF Magazine

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Her name is Lauren Garrison and she got naked for a fashion magazine called WOLF …who are from what I can tell new to the nude for fashion scene, but that doesn’t mean not amazing for being in the nude for fashion scene, because the more and more photographers putting out this stuff, the less and less conservative the world will be…

We like fashion nudity assholes…that you Wolf Magazine for bringing it….even if I have no idea who this Lauren Garrison chick is…she’s still good enough to stare at while naked…

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2014

15

May

Kelli Berglund in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t really know if this picture is even interesting…I’ve never heard of this girl.

Her name Kelli Berglund who is on some Disney bullshit, that I assume is garbage, but that I am sure at least one creepy dad has masturbated to…

But she’s 18, in a bikini, and when coupled with Disney pharma hormone therapy they call “Peter Pan Treatment”…she looks 14…so of course you fucking creepers are all about this shit…So here is some of her dancing….to bring life to her bikini pic….

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2014

15

May

Zippora Seven by Gunnar Tufta is Hot of the Day

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At DrunkenStepfather.com. We like Zippora Seven. I’ve been documenting her tits for a long fucking time.

The FIRST POST I DID ON HER WAS IN 2008 ….when she was 16 and caught up in some scandal because her hippie parents who named her Zippora, singed off on her modelling topless for a fashion magazine, despite being 16, because nudity isn’t a big fucking deal…except in America, where all pussies forget that nudity is amazing, and natural, and more human than everything else we fucking ingest…idiots…

And she’s moved to America where I think she’s having her break out year, taking awesome pics, with amazing photographers, always naked or half naked, and despite not knowing her, but assuming she’s like all other models, a total bratty snob who has no time for anyone who can’t get them a head, I still think she’s a babe…

So here she is for some photographer named GUNNAR and I like it.

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2014

15

May

Maite Perroni in GQ Mexico of the Day

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Maite Perroni is a 31 year old Mexican actress and singer…and she’s in a bikini. Fascinating story…

Being half Mexican, I feel like part of me should turn the site into a Mexican fan site, I mean I already have the wrestling mask, and figure Mexicans are loyal to their own people, even when their own people are assholes…like Eva Longoria…but then I remember that Mexicans don’t own computers….except for the rich ones and the rich ones want to be anything but Mexican…so it would be a fail…

But I’ll still post this Mexican, who looks nothing like my mother, but the whole situation reminds me of when I used to go to the stripclubs with my black manager at a shitty job and how angry he would be with every black stripper he saw, I’m talking he wouldn’t look at them, and he’d tell them they were a disgrace every time they walked by…he was a firm believer in fat white strippers though…

Not that this Mexican is a stripper..but she might as well be, since she’s showing off them tits…tits I wish I met in a village making corn tortillas…in the brothel…before having 14 kids.

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2014

15

May

Allie DeBerry in a Bikini of the Day

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Her name is Allie DeBerry. She is from Texas. She is 20 years old, and has been in the business since she was three, all because she had a “love for being in front of the camera”…which at 3 translates to “she had an opportunist, egotistical stage mom, who felt like making money while celebrating the cute that fell out of her pussy”…and it all ended up on the Disney Channel…

The interesting thing with this child stars, isn’t how broken they become because their parents exploited them, but rather than unlike adult stars, their moms were the ones sucking executive dick to get ahead, and not them…meaning when a girl is raised by a hooker,while having a fan base, good things happen…like every other Child star who has ended up doing porn, dying of drug overdoses, etc…

I’ve never heard of her, but a little bikini for instagram is a decent introduction or preview of what’s to come..which could be you, making me feel gay.

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2014

15

May

Lady Gaga’s Ass in Concert of the Day

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As ridiculous, annoying, even desperate as Lady Gaga is. She still managed to take her ugly face, a face that was meant to be a receptionist, but luckily had rich parents so she could free intern in the right places her dad probably had connections with, leading to her partnering up with a record company that put money into her, packaged her into this clown, like some modern day circus…and shit made fucking money…even as she got stupider and stupider…the retard audience loved ever move she made…and now she’s pretty much forgotten, still makes money, and still tries to get noticed because she has that taste and can’t accept that it’s over…

I still like her ass…

But maybe I’m just saying that because early on in her career, I got drunk at a party she was at, and fondled it without her realizing it, and kinda liked it.

I tell this story every time I see her, because the fact that I fondled her ass and she didn’t notice, while in a thong and fishnets like this, is all I really ever liked about her…and all she was ever really good for…and other than this big ass…she’s the fucking worst…so take it in…for old time memories of places my hand has been…

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2014

15

May

Jennette Mccurdy Stretching of the Day

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Jennette Mccurdy does the YOGA Pose…

Personally, I prefer when Jennette Mccurdy does that whole I’m In My Underwear And I Accidentally Released it Because the Execs Wanted Me To But they Don’t Want You To Know It was Intentional but that’s probably because I like slutty girls who embrace being sluts, rather than slutty girls who pretend they are doing fitness, especially when the slutty girl isn’t that hot, but has a fan base because dads are perverts….

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