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2014

30

Apr

Hot Hipster Model for Alessandro Casagrande of the Day

Her name is Gabri…and I guess she doesn’t matter in the grand scheme but what does matter is that she’s starring in this hot as fuck, raw, fashion porn type pics, wearing some sheer outfits looking all young, hot and seductive, like you just met her at the after party after you did too much Molly and feel like you’re about to shit yourself, so you run home only to find these pics of her to jerk off to and ask yourself whether she was the one, like a craigslist misconnection, only with more sheer hipster clothing…

The photographer’s name is Alessandro Casagrande, and he’s good…

TO SEE MORE OF ALESSANDRO CASAGRANDE’S PICS VISIT BIG HOUSE DIARY

Posted in:Alessandro Casagrande

2014

30

Apr

Mariah Carey in Lingerie for Terry Richardson of the Day

These Mariah Carey lingerie pics by Terry Richardson for some random magazine circulated the internet hard yesterday, people were laughing at how photoshopped she was, while others were loving her huge tits and thickness, while I was busy trying to fuck a senior citizen I met at Costco for my early retirement which is surprisingly exactly what Nick Cannon was doing when he knocked this BOTOX filled piled of Glamour up…

I kind of appreciate that she doesn’t believe in aging gracefully, but rather pretending she’s still 20, but I prefer when she lost her fucking mind and was throwing feces at everyone around her…because that’s what bipolar diva bitches do…

Either way, I’m into this….even if it’s less Mariah and more digitizing….

Posted in:Mariah Carey

2014

30

Apr

Kate Upton Fat on Set of the Day

Here’s a picture of David Kirsch, who is some a guy celebrities turn to to get fit, with the caption saying something like “My good friend Kate Upton”…which means they work closely together, and which brings up

1- Does Kate Upton work out on a regular basis and this is a product of a celebrity trainer, because if it, she’s really destined to be fat as fuck…

2- Does Kate Upton realize she’s fat as fuck, and is she working with the celebrity trainer to not be fat as fuck, like she was Jennifer Hudson…

3- Why does she have the confidence to model, even in clothes when she’s fat as fuck, is it because she knows she will be photoshopped, or is it because she’s delusional, and thinks she’s hot from all the positive reinforcement that she gets from all you perverts who love her, and I guess who really fucking cares…

TO SEE PICS OF HER FAT TITS ON SET BY THE PAPARAZZI…BIG TITS SPILLING OUT EVERYWHERE CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kate Upton

2014

30

Apr

Attention Whore Micaela Schafer Playing Topless Soccer and Other Videos of the Day

A Girl Who Dropped Her Phone and Really Wanted to Check Her Instagram Feed…Bad Enough to Die for It…Idiot…

Husband Chases Wife’s Naked Lover

SHOCKING!!! Video of a Man Throwing a Cute 1 Year Old Baby…What the Fuck…This one actually upset me, which rarely happens. We’ve found my breaking point.

Florida Cop Pulls His Gun after Losing a Road Rage Battle…

DO NOT WATCH THIS – A Man Cuts Off his Genitals…

Posted in:Videos

2014

30

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I haven’t officially had sex with an old lady for a retirement plan like I was Donald Sterling’s extorting hooker, but I have seen a lot of big hispanic girl dance…and that’s been almost as good…even if it is far less lucrative…

Florida is still winning in fit weird girls who are happy with the low class trailer park shopping at Walmart life and that amazes me…it’s so normal…like these morning links…

A Bunch of Sluts…
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Naya Rivera Fired from Glee for Fucking a Black Dude Because Glee is Racist
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Awesome Dominos Sign…
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Some Immigrant in an American Bikini
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Instagram’s Hottest GIrls Reading Thirsty Comments Because the Thirst is Real
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Coco’s Ass Is Huge
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Some Random No Name Chick in a Bikini Paddling
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Sloth Too Lazy to Eat
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Hot Dirty Amazing Naked Cam Girls
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

29

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

The fun thing about Florida is the single old ladies with lots of jewelry, lonely and looking for company, you know just someone to play cards with…

So I joined an aquafit class….then I went to Costco…where I scoped out the ones paying by check…and hit a 5 pm early bird special where meals are 3 dollars all you can eat…I don’t know why people live anywhere but florida, sure it’s a wasteland of weirdness…but all I see is the land of opportunity…

Here’s Donald Sterling’s Daughter with her friends, he was banned from the NBA Today for being Racist, something Facebook doesn’t do because it will lose all its traffic…since you are all racists…but more importantly…Magic Johnson is for sure behind now that he is going be acquiring the team and was in the hard of the scandal some 21 year hooker caused to ruin a poor racists life…AIDS is a hell of a disease, shit makes you a warlord, but only if you survive it…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Mariah Carey Lingerie Shot
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13 Animals Helping Other Animals
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A Bunch of Cleavage..
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Some Trick in a Bikini
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I Kinda Love Leila Spilman…
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Kaley Cuoco’s Husband Grabbing Tit
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18 Things the Internet is Too Hard On!
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The Farewell Issue of NUTS UK
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Ann Denise is the Slut of the Day
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Hot Asian Girls Dancing…
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Maria Menounos’ Ass in Jeans
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Selena Gomez’s White Thong..
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Cameron Diaz Went Lesbian Once
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This Dirty Mexican Slut Had Me Jerking Off All Weekend
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Best News Bloopers of April
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Awesome Dominos Sign…
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Taylor Swift in a Floral Dress Friend Collecting…
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Say Hello to Donald Sterlings GF in her Hottest Pics Yet…
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America Chest Hair – USA!
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Nicole Meyer Lingerie
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Katy Perry is Banging Diplo
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Chilis Has Intense Parking Signs…
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Halston Sage on the Red Carpet
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Yorkie Pulls Carry-On Through the Airport
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Real Fucking Serious Eyebrows
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Sophia Bush – Tight Dress
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Devin DeVasquez Hot and Naked Cameltoe in a 1985 Movie
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Anastasia Ashley’s Ass Does Burgers
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Hot Babe Naked in TREATS
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Crackhead Stabs Himself on a Dare
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I wanna Suck Liz Hurley’s Asshole
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How many things are there….
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Megan Fox in LA
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It’s Hug an Australian Day – Here are Hot Australians
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Deadlifter Head Banger….
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Babes in Sports Bras
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One Dirty Camel Toe
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Eva Longroia Hot in a Mini Dress
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Ireland Baldwin’s Nipples at Coachella….
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Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne Break Up and Bitch Moves Out
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The Science of Tsunamis.
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Don’t Bash Mobile Phones with a Hammer..
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Silly Life Hacks
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Jonah Hills Shows Why He’s Fat
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Chrissy Teigen is Such an Attention Whore…
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Drunk Teacher Who Gave a Lap Dance is the Best
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Naked Cannonball Flip
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Katie Cassidy Boring in a Bikini
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The Man Who Fucks His Bike
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I Could Get Used To Fucking These Tits
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John Travolta’s Hairpiece is Next Level…
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Jailbait of the Day
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Rihanna’s Midriff!
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25 Most Hilarious INSIDE The NBA Moments
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Old Lady is Done with this Dance Performance GIF
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Chrissy Teigen is a fat attention whore and she’s talking about her sexlife beyond her wallet fucking…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Today in Webcam Solo Sex
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Girl Strips
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Weird Cam Girl Gets Down…
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Pantyhose Picture of the Day
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Naked Girl in the Shower…
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Hot Dirty Amazing Naked Cam Girls
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Busty Babe Can’t Contain Herself..
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GIrl Bangs her BF
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Redhead Mastubrates!
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Real Sex from Nyphomaniac
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Naked Girl Oiled Up
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Big Boobed Boss Gets Caught Masturbating in Storage Room
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Hot Fucking Webcams!
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Naked Girl with an Awesome Bush
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Get Your Man Pack!
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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My Interview with Asa Akira!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

29

Apr

Rihanna Topless and Naked in LUI of the Day

I know Rihanna doesn’t really look human, not because she’s black, that would be racist and I think we are all God’s people, but because of that head.

I know Rihanna is probably the kind of cunt who would punch herself in her car and blame her boyfriend for it only to ride the publicity that followed – leading to superstar success.

I know Rihanna was probably a child prostitute in Barbados, that’s how she got exported into pop music on her low level of talent…

I know Rihanna has been naked, topless, in see through shirts so many times before…

I know Rihanna is rich enough to not bother doing this, yet she does it out of the kindness of her soulless hooker heart…

But most importantly, I know I like her doing it….whether it’s for FASHION or her own exhibitionism, I’d let her pose naked for my face anytime she wanted…

Either way, not a fan of her, or even her naked body, she’s hit or miss, and a solid 7 when not factoring fame, but a fan of all she represents…in her actions…

Good job LUI Magaizne…this is soft core porny and pretty next level…and thus awesome…next time…let’s see more bush.

Posted in:Rihanna

2014

29

Apr

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini of the DAy

Ashley Tisdale was at one point labelled the hottest girl by MTV, because they were paid to do that…and it made me mad so I decided to explore her, track her plastic surgery, laugh at how botched it was and how shitty her face was after spending so much money trying to fix it, I think I even had a feature called the “Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch”…because I am mean spirited, get joy from being mean, but only to celebrity bitches who get paid well, get too much positive reinforcement and who have cunty egos because they aren’t down to earth, because if they were, they wouldn’t post their narcissitic shit all day…

But the good news is that in rejection that has come when all her friends outdid her, she’s figured out the key to get new fans, is to not show her face, but focus on her hot body, because throughout the whole thing, she’s always had a hot body, and hot body carries more importance than a face, so in hating one thing, I love another, I am a balanced hater… even if her fan base confuses me…with their passion…

Here’s her hot selfie you can masturbate to..

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2014

29

Apr

Nina Agdal Shows Off her Weird as Fuck Face of the Day

Nina Agdal made this funny instagram video..that I guess is supposed to show her acting range, in a casual creeper style video, but that fixates on her face, forehead and head…that I like to refer to as a RETARD HEAD…like full on helmet wearing, playing with rocks in his wheelchair in the park RETARD Face…that’s not to say she’s not hot, or interesting, talented, or hot bodied…and it’s not to say she doesn’t deserve to be here, it’s just a matter of preference…or hiring a thirsty, discount bargain basement immigrant model from a work program…to integrate her into society like they do at the pharmacy…

HERE SHE IS IN SOME BIKINI OUTTAKES CLICK HERE – I am too lazy to post them…because she’s not that good…

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2014

29

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Promoting Jeans of the Day

Candice Swanepoel did this campaign for WOOLWORTH….which where I am from was the kind of store that was designed for the poor, you know that smelled like white trash poverty, in a time when white trash wasn’t filled with mixed race babies…you know the Walmart of the generation, up on some discount K-Mart shit, and in being one of those mass merchandise, low grade, dollar store quality spots, they make enough money to pay top models to be in their campaigns, and top models take them money, because they don’t care about brand association, they care about money, as they are like everyone else, just a bunch of money grubbing whores…

That said, I still like looking at Candice Swanepoel….in cheap shit jeans designed for obese Cheetos eating girls…or naked…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel