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2014

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Apr

Alleged Taylor Swift Ass Workout Pics of the Day

I don’t really know if these are pics of Taylor Swift working out, I mean how could I really tell if they were her. I don’t know what her ass looks like, and even if I was intimately involved with her ass, like if I ate it everyday like the countless lovers she’d had and exposed and exploited over the years, because it makes her look like the victim, instead of like the slutty black widow who likes to cum…to whoever she can…it’s good for marketing…I wouldn’t know if this was her ass…but what I Do know is that watching girls workout is pornographic, and if they are willing to do it next to a window while pervert photographers take pictures of their short shorts in various states of squat, we don’t need the pics to be of Taylor Swift to be worth looking at, we just need them to have happened…and they did.

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2014

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Apr

Mischa Barton Nipple of the Day

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There was a time when Mischa Barton was the Queen of Coachella…you know where her everyday life involved her doing Coachella type things, like drugs and laziness, all while dressed like a dirty fucking hippie, but designer and cleaner, even though she was unshowered and disgusting…a disgusting that she’s been able to carry on with her into her years of irrelevance, that may show glimmer of a comeback, or maybe that’s just me being distracted by her nipple that she’s showing off because she doesn’t give a fuck and it’s just a nipple you virgin losers…and I guess it gives you Mischa Barton fans something to jerk off to besides her puking scene from under the bed in The Sixth Sense…

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2014

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Apr

Hilary Duff in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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Hilary Duff goes from billionaire puck slut, who likes team initiations in her pussy, rather than her ass, that end up in marriage and pregnancy….only to call a divorce because she needs a little change, or maybe she just needs a new object to put in her pussy, or maybe marriage just awful, and even Hilary Duff can’t subject herself to that normalcy…not to mention it’s totally uncool to have a kid in wedlock, I mean it’s not the 50s, single parent households are responsible for all the interesting people, like strippers and pornstars…

But apparently, she’s called off the divorce, they are back together, because when bored and rich and famous, you need to create drama to keep your childish life interesting, and it’s good for publicity, probably better than these strategic bikini…that don’t’ show off her mom body at all, thanks to shadows…but I can assure you, there’s bikini under all these lighting tricks…she just doesn’t want you to see it…

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2014

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Apr

Candice Swanepoel Has the BEst Bikini Pic of the Day

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I don’t think Candice Swanepoel was at Coachella, because she’s clearly not trying to be a cool kid, at the cool party, with all the other cool kids, that if you really tried to look at them, you’d realize aren’t cool at all…

But she did still manage to post a bikini pic, that is probably one of the better bikini pics I’ve seen in a while, because her body is fucking amazing…and the POV shot..is hot..

The only think it’s missing is her hands slid down her bottoms…describing what she feels…

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2014

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Apr

Coachella Happened and Not Enough People Died of the Day

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Coachella looks like a fucking nightmare.

It seems like a lot of try hard, poser, LA rich people trying to be part of something epic or legendary, when it’s almost like just going to some amusement park brought to you by McDonald’s.

It seems about as Authentic as anything Hollywood, an event with a false illusion that you need to be a part of it, to really matter in this world. You know scenester shit…where no one really has fun, but everyone pretends to have fun, because when they are in it, they are at Coachella, and you’re not, and they can’t admit it sucks…or if they do, it will be in a hipster way, like saying how it was too hot, or how three models would not stop asking for coke that it was annoying…

I mean, I think anything filled with celebrities who really don’t matter in the grand scheme of things, and their idiot followers, or other idiots who want to be part of that world, is a great place for a strategic natural disaster to hit…

It’s a good money making hook for people who want to party with celebrities, destroyed by corporate sponsorships, because it’s all about making money….

The whole thing reminds me how fucking lame the world is…But it does get these idiots in bikinis…and that’s something I like…because as pathetic a hobby as BIKINI pics is…I feel like it’s better than trying to join these fools as if I was one of them or part of their movement…because these people, in the event you weren’t aware, are the fucking devil.

Here’s Emmy Rossum in a Bikini with Flowers in her Hair…must be for Coachella…

Here’s Mackayla Moroney…

Here’s Ashley Benson and Shay Mitchell in bikinis…

Here’s Vanessa Hudgens in a bikini…

Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini….

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2014

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Apr

Lake Bell Topless in Esquire of the Day

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Lake Bell is some New York city rich kid, who I am sure I have heard of, but has barely done anything significant enough for me to notice, at least not in the mainstream, so I wikipedia-ed her to see what her deal was, and it turns out she’s 35, which may be old as fuck, but apparently not too old to show her tits in a magazine, and along with a bunch of shitty acting jobs, she writes and directs and stars in her own movies, which despite being some narcissist hustle, I kind of respect that she’s taken on the industry with her own resources, without them, and that may make her a bigger star than working for the hollywood assholes, it’s a DIY strategy that I like…but maybe I’m just distracted by her nipples in Esquire…

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2014

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Apr

Miley Cyrus Dancing with her Sister for Instagram of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is a good influence on her tween sister. It’s like she’s paving the way to erotic stripper dancing, making it okay for her when she comes up to do something a little more hardcore now that Miley’s exhausted the options. Not to mention, she’s coming to age in a broken home now that Achy Breaky and Stripper mom are split up, and that alone can make for some good times when coupled with trying to outdo the sister, a drug addiction from having too much money and being raised in Hollywood, and all the other good stuff that comes with the recipe for disaster that comes with being Noah Cyrus…

So here’s part one of the demise…the instagram twerk.

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2014

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Apr

Cameron Russell and Sara Sampaio Models Bikini of the Day

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Cameron Russell and Sara Sampaio are some Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated bikini modela…and here they are modelling bikinis…shocking…it’s their fucking job..that’s what they fucking do and what they are meant to do…and what they are trained to do and what they are in contract to do…and it’s at the point of barely being interesting in terms of the shoot itself, or even just being girls in bikini…but whatever..I’ll still look because I can and really have very little else to do right now

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2014

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Apr

Nina Agdal Behind the Scenes Pics of the Day

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Nina Agdal is in some behind the scenes for some photoshoot that I didn’t bother researching because I research is for nerdy weirdos and I don’t really care for Nina Agdal, not even when she gets nude pics of her from dudes she fucked in Miami posted to the internet, because people fuck, and this model, despite being a big name, doesn’t make much money, is no different than most hookers out there, and really may even still hook to live the lavish life while trying to recruit gay celebrity husbands like Adam Levine, who she turned out to be not good enough for, which is pretty bad, considering he’s the worst, so bad that I can’t even look at her objectively, all I see is maroon….and it’s the fucking worst.

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2014

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Apr

Rita Ora Topless in Elle of the Day

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Rita Ora is the Rihanna replacement.

I’ve never heard any of her songs, or maybe I have, but they haven’t been sold off to the radio stations like they were Katy Perry, Rihanna, Gaga and all the other very mainstream acts that get a ton of fucking airplay, not because they are good songs, or people call in requests, but because it’s a fucking business and the radio is designed to sell tickets to shows, you know the frontline, forced content on people, media that doesn’t care about what’s best for any of us, despite being such a big part of our life, unintentionally, but still in every store we walk into…

That said, Rita Ora was signed when Rihanna was acting all crazy and could have ended up dying of a drug overdose…but has since calmed down and is making everyone money, putting this one on the bench until they need to bring her out, and I guess while she waits she gets topless in magazines, and she’s got big tits, so that’s not a horrible thing…probably much better than any of the songs she sings..

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