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2014

18

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I have an College Student intern…she doesn’t do much work…actually she doesn’t do any work, but she also doesn’t wear very much clothes…or any clothes…which is pretty much why I gave her the “job” that really isn’t’ a job to begin with….

Here are some stepLINKS

A Whole Bunch of Big Tits
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Kate Winslett Huge Tits
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Mariah Carey’s Tits for St Patrick’s Day
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Naked Guy Sitting in a Fountain with a Sprite of the Day
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New Game of Thrones Trailer
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Skinny Model Named Anais in a Bikini
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Slut of the Day
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90s Snack Taste Test
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Kate Moss in a Bikini
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Jenna Bentley is a Monster
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Scarlett Johannson Scares Me in this Weirdo Hillary Clinton Outfit
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Paris Hilton’s Flat Ass Scares me
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Some Chick in a White Bikini
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Her Ass Will Break Your Dick Off
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I Want To Bury My Head In Her Tits
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If Men and Women in Ads Roles Were Reversed
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Topless Models in Antidote Magazine
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X-rays of things in asses
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Pam Anderson Naked in Purple
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Kelly Brook Topless
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Some Babe Topless in Esquire Mexico
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Emma Stone and Her BF
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Amanda Seyfried Loves Doing Sex Scenes
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The Best X-Rays of THings Shoved in Buts
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hot Fucking Selfies
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Selena Gomez Braless
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Today in Bikini Booties.
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Michelle Keegan in a Bikini
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The Penis On Denver Local TV is So Good
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Downs Syndrome MEssage of the Day
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Bear Sits and Comtemplates Life
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Model Yaya Kosikova is Hot and TOpless
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Miley Tour Bus Exploded
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Kate Major DUI Arrest….
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Babes Who Give You Dirty Fucking Phone Sex…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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OMG You Won’t Believe What This Girl Sticks In Her….
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First Fisting Attempt
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Shake That Amazing Ass
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Horny Girl Gives Pizza Man a Show
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Teen Masturbates in New Kitchen
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SWINGING SWINGER SEX VACATIONS!!
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Big Tits of the Day
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Sister Gertrude Rides the Cock Cycle!
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Hey Loser – Get Pussy!
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My Favorite Porn Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

18

Mar

Cameron Diaz Pretty Topless Like She’s Not 100 Years Old on the Beach of the Day

Cameron Diaz is old and tired looking, but thanks to strategic uterus planning, she’s not as awful as should would be, if she wasn’t so into herself.

You know there are two kinds narcissists, the ones who make babies because they feel their genes need to live on for generations to come…and the ones who can’t be bothered because they like partying, fucking, and doing whatever it is Cameron Diaz does, while pretending to still be a hot heartthrob ready for all the Romantic Comedy rolls thrown her way, without even realizing she’s looking kinda shitty…because she loves herself too much to notice that.

I don’t know she’s hot enough, that she took the time to do what most women do, and make babies…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE CLICK HERE

Posted in:Cameron Diaz

2014

18

Mar

Chloe Green’s Tits on a Boat of the Day

My claim to fame wasn’t when Chloe Green told me off….

This was in an era before she polluted her body with J.Lo’s ex husband, who no living person should ever have sex with, since he’s a monster, let alone some clearly broken down rich girl, who’s billionaire dad has been buying her love her whole life, which I guess isn’t enough for her, because she went onto that weirdness….weirdness that has recently ended and that has given her the chance to mend the pieces of her broken heart on her 100 million dollar yacht she’s showing her titties on…

If she hadn’t blocked me, I would totally try to save her, not for her trust fund, but because I truly care about someone so far gone she’d date Mark Anthony…that shit is just beyond my scope of comprehension…

Even when fat and ugly, as Chloe Green is, regardless of her billion dollar inheritance, she’s too young and fresh for that latin lover…I mean find a college kid with no standards, they are out there, uglier girls than her fuck all the time…I mean if she’s looking for higher profile, at least go for someone who isn’t Mark Anthony.

The whole thing confusing…her tits on a boat…not so exciting…but still tits….sad sad tits…

TO SEE ALL THE TOPLESS PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Chloe Green

2014

18

Mar

Emily Didonato Titties for Vamp Magazine of the Day

Emily Didonato has been violated by Jake Gyllenhaal, assuming they had sex, which I am not going to do, because I had a fight with Jake Gyllenhaal, probably my most relevant moment as a blogger, except for the time I did Seacrest, the radio show, not the man which was equally gay, but had a much bigger Audience…and now I guess she’s trying to reclaim her sex appeal as a low level model…by showing tits I am sure she’s already showed…that’s usually how they become models…but that I am not going to dig through the archives for because it doesn’t matter…what does matter is that she she actually groupied on Jake Gyllenhaal and that makes me hate everything about her, you see I judge people, even opportunist bitches trying to leverage whatever they can to get more work, on who they decide to leverage, and when that person is Jake Gyllenhaal or Adam Levine…they are pretty much dead to me…maybe even my enemy if I cared enough to really bother, but I’d rather just look at her tits…and forget all that is shitty about her…like everything about her but her tits.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Emily DiDonato

2014

18

Mar

Leila Spilman for Purple of the Day


Leila Spilman is apparently some Colorado based model I think… who has done a lot of topless work before because being topless isn’t a big deal and once you do it once…your tits live…but more importantly, it usually leads to better gigs…

What it comes down to is that she’s got a great fucking body…and who is now in some fashionable, snapshot series, in some ghetto hipster apartment shot by the main dude at Puprle Magazine, Brad Elterman …and I think I may be in love…but probably not…she’s just better to look at than my fat wife who hasn’t put a shirt on yet today…Thanks for that pig woman I share a bed with.

Posted in:Leila Spilman

2014

18

Mar

Cable TV Nudity of the Day

I am a fan that cable TV has nudity, it’s the only way TV could really survive when put up against the porn filled internet, because there was a time when you had no choice but to jerk off to Baywatch, phone sex infomercials, and music videos…so it’s progress as a concept…but it still hasn’t happened on network TV, cuz based on the Seinfeld and Cosby porn parody, sitcoms would be better with full penetration.

Here’s some nudity from TV…just because I like nudity in all medias…

SOME NICHOLE BLOOM CHICK SHOWING YOU HO TO GET ON TV:

EMMY ROSSUM HID HER NIPPLES STILL A WHORE:

LENA DUNHAM SHOULD HAVE HID HER NIPPLES, STILL A COW :

TO KEEP ON TOP OF ALL CABLE NUDITY FOLLOW THIS THREAD IN Madam Meow’s stepFORUM of Love

Posted in:Emmy Rossum|HBOobs|Lena Dunham

2014

18

Mar

Karlie Kloss for Vogue of the Day

Karlie Kloss is the weirdo looking, freakishly tall Victoria’s Secret model, who is an actual model and supposed to be freakishly tall and weird looking…because historically that is what fashion models are…but for some reason Victoria’s Secret scooped her up, and I guess so did Taylor Swift…and here she is posing in lingerie with her long legs, you probably wouldn’t really like in person, because women who are double your size are scary.

The good news for me is that I don’t leave my house, I don’t run in Karlie Kloss’ circles and even if I did, I wouldn’t like her, but she takes a good pic and that thigh high is pretty fucking erotic…if you’re into legs…which you aren’t, you amputee fucking weirdo.

Posted in:Karlie Kloss

2014

18

Mar

Fanny Francois Is Hot for HUIT Lingerie of the Day

I once did a post on this Belgian model and her blue Belgian waffle called THE WORST LINGERIE CATALOG EVER ….

I called her out as some aspiring model, probably willing to let Terry Richardson cum on her face to get ahead, but who instead is booking some jobs, like this one for HUIT Magazine, that reminds me that if shot properly, and cheap, weird looking model can look amazing, and more importantly it reminds me that I can fall in love with pictures of models…without even knowing if the girl in the picture is the worst fucking thing ever…because I know I won’t ever meet her, which cancels out all that noise like personality…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Here she is in some topless video from December

Posted in:Fanny Francois

2014

18

Mar

Kelly Brook Perfume AD No One Cares About of the DAy

Kelly Brook is so hit or miss. She goes from fat to skinny, dumpy to kinda hot, while the one thing that stays constant is her big fucking tits, tits responsible for her career, that you really isn’t all that much of a career, it’s not like she’s acting in real movies, or doing anything that matters, she just milks her tits, to leverage her fan base and I guess sell them shitty product…like this perfume…in a “why the fuck would you buy Kelly Brook Perfume”…kind of way. Proving that even if just moderately famous, you can make money. These instagram models are onto something..

All this to say I have seen her VAGINA STICK ITS TOUNGE OUT AT ME

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2014

18

Mar

Russian Parents Singing Jared Leto Music of the Day

Russians are fucking crazy, thanks to being raised communist and having no souls.

Jared Leto, who you may still be masturbating to memories of your youth, watching My So Called Life box, a show that was insanely popular with girls you wanted to fuck, but that made me want to kill myself in the 90s, every time any girl I was with would make me watch it…because listing to an average at best looking Claire Danes whine about her problems with some weirdo Grunge era teen angst that I hoped ended the same way Kurt Cobain did…is in an internationally successful rock band when not winning Oscars….that was recently in Russia.

Russian media, in being fucking crazy, because they are Russian, had weird Russian fans who are fucking crazy because they are Russian, have their weird Russian Parents, who are fucking crazy because they are Russian, do weird Russian skits, singing his music, that you may not be into, but that you can still appreciate because Russian videos are the new Cat meme of the internet.

Posted in:Videos