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2014

19

Feb

Katy Perry’s Boobs Don’t Save this Time of the Day

It’s no secret that Katy Perry has big tits…It’s also no secret that Katy Perry has masterminded the mainstream by becoming their puppet thanks to strategic moves…and I want to make it clear, there is nothing wrong with selling out…being rich and famous is validation and allows for a great life…but I will say that her music fucking sucks…and when se’s not showing off her tits properly…so does her bad skinned face…not that it really matters…but I expect more out of people who get paid to look good…If I wanted something like this I would have fucked the weird loner girl with bad skin and a bad body no one talked to in high school…oh right..I did…

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2014

19

Feb

Rabbit Stampede of the Day

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This is probably the least threatening stampede in the history of stampedes, unless of course you were molested by a man who used to give you his pet bunny to pet while he “woody allened” you..in which case…this must be horrifying…

That said, Bunnies are so cute…I just want to lay in a bed of them and roll around…no wonder people make coats out of them…

Posted in:Videos

2014

19

Feb

Rihanna Sucks in Vogue of the Day

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Rihanna kinda set the bar to always be naked in videos…instagram…etc…that when she does vogue in costumes like this..where she’s not spread eagled and fisting herself…like she does..it’s a total fucking downer…and if anything makes her seem as boring as she probably is…

I prefer my Rihanna slutty.

Posted in:Rihanna

2014

19

Feb

Best Sochi Olympic Fail to Date of the Day

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Pretty obvious reason why this Fail is the Win….of the Sochi Olympic fails…even better than the double toilet, and the Olympic ring not going off…not just because I am from Canada…but because I love anal…Turn that frown upside down girl…no wait part of what I like about anal is how little the girl enjoys it…

Posted in:LOLZ

2014

19

Feb

Cry For Attention of the Day

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Look at this woman making the day all about her…it’s like “Nobody loves me”…”look at me everyone I’m going to kill myself”…and jump in time to be saved by a group of people…to feel like some kind of celebrity..they shoulda let her jump…teach her a lesson and that lesson is that people killing themselves are the worst

That said, I am impressed that no one pulled out their phone to film the suicide as to not get involved, as that is the nature of our society now…I guess this video is a win.

Posted in:Videos

2014

19

Feb

Natasha Poly is Smoking Hot for Vogue Russia of the Day

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Natasha Poly gets it…she’s a Russian model who understands that being naked for fashion with the promise of lots of money and fame and celebrity boyfriends…is a far better strategy than being sold to old American dudes for the better life…not that either really phase her, she’s Russian and being Russian means she’s got no soul…

Here she is not naked in Vogue Russia…

Posted in:Natasha Poly

2014

19

Feb

Pizza Hut Employee Pisses in the Sink of the Day

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I am going to go out on a limb here and say that Pizza Hut employees peeing in the sink and Pizza Hut is probably the least you have to worry about when eating your Pizza Hut pizza…

The pizza itself is made with chemicals, shitty Hot Pocket quality ingredients, fat and grease…that would kill you on it’s own…or at least kill your stomach….ending up all over the bathroom floor…an hour after eating it…making you question why you bought it…

But the employees aren’t top caliber chefs getting paid the big bucks all proud of what they do…

Even top caliber chefs spit on the food…

So just be happy this isn’t a video of a dude jerking off on all the pizzas…

Posted in:Videos

2014

19

Feb

Abbey Clancy’s Backstage Panties of the Day

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Abbey Clancy is a British lingerie model, which I assume means she’s a Glamour Model, and I have probably written about her on the site before…probably making fun of the fact that she’s not actually a model, but rather some party slut who lured in a famous Soccer player and is now living the good life, like she was Coco…a gold digging hooker done right…yep, That’s Exactly What My Angle Was ….

But the fact is that she’s flashing her pants backstage somewhere which may not be sucking dick to get ahead, but I’m easy going and accept all forms of attention seeking…plus I’ve Already Seen Her Nude

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Posted in:Abbey Clancy

2014

19

Feb

Bearded Lady of the Day

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All I want…is to see her bush.

Posted in:Videos

2014

19

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Some days a picture of a Macbud in a “yoga” pose is all you need to remind yourself that the world is worth living…and that somethings are worth fighting for…because some girls don’t need zero gravity to be inspirational….

Now if only I could trick her to do this for me every morning for the rest of our lives….

Here are some morning links…

10 Reasons You Want to Fuck Alec Baldwin’s Wife
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Jason Biggs – Baby Maker
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Sochi Asses
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11 Ways People Wasted Time at Work Before the Interent
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Black Guy Breaks into a Car vs White Guy Who Tries to Break Into a Car
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13 Strangest People on Earth
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5 Creepy GIFS of Kate Upton Floating
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AMazing Topless Babe
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WTF?! in Porn GIFS of the Day
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The Evolution of Hip Hop Dance with Jimmy Fallon
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Some Naked and Wet Babe!
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Cats Vomiting Hairballs to Techno Music
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Some of my best friends are Cam Girls all thanks to their amazing cam Girl Shows…
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