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2014

03

Feb

Kelly Brook in a Bikini of the Day

I think Kelly Brook’s hilarious…and by hilarious I mean fat.

Any girl with tits this big is bound to have a shitty fucking body black guys go nuts over…something I didn’t need her her choice in boyfriends to prove…

She is consistently fluctuating in sloppy ass, to decent ass, to good ass when photoshopped, but no one really ever cares about her ass, maybe because no one care about Kelly Brook, or maybe because those who do only care about her tits…because she’s a titty model, with big titties…who only exists because of her tits…and the rest of her just kinda rides her titty’s coat tails like her big boyfriend rides her…

She’s pushing 40, she’s not all that bad, and some of you weirdos find this kind of body womanly…even though all I see is lazy and too much sugar in her diet…that and big titties….

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Looks like a Wet Diaper Fetish…

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2014

03

Feb

LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini in Mexico of the Day

LeAnn Rimes may be the fucking worst, but she’s in a bikini and that is what matters to me…

I mean I guess I also like that she’s a walk contradiction, you know marketed as this virginal girl for the country Christian bible belt market, when really she was just a home wrecking, fake titty, hollywood cunt with a lot of money thanks to monetizing off all those loyal christians…

Christians you know still pray for her salvation and for her to see the light, and who still buy her albums because it would be un-Christian not to…even though LeAnn Rimes is everything Christians hate….

Proving yet again, if you market anything from music, to movies, to political agendas, go after the Jesus freaks…they listen….and are easy to manipulate…

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Posted in:Leann Rimes

2014

03

Feb

Kate Upton and Other Celebs at the Superbowl Parties of the DAy

As you know, it was the Superbowl, a time I like to lock myself in my house and sit in the dark waiting for the game to end, not out of excitement or anxiety of who is going to win, like Mayweather and his 10 million dollar losing bet, but because Football is boring, it attracts horrible fucking people, and represents all that is wrong with America…

That’s why I chose to appreciate that everyone was locked into a party somewhere, so that I could catch up on my Dirty Dancing watching…

I guess it also attracts a lot of celebrities who love any excuse to throw a party, or go to a party, to be seen…and it also attacks a lot of corporate sponsored events with open bar and celebrity guests…

So the STEPFORUM DECIDED TO COMPILE ALL THE PICS FOR YOU

Because you care what these assholes were doing last night, and really the last 4 nights…even if you pretend you don’t…

TO SEE ALL THE CELEBS AT THE SUPERBOWL PARTIES CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kate Upton|Superbowl

2014

03

Feb

Genius Wheelchair Stunt of the Day

The beautiful thing about the internet is that it gives these redneck idiots, who I assume are Miley’s inbred cousins, a venue to have their life work and talents shared with the world…otherwise, they would still be doing these Jackass inspired stunts, on their own, and we wouldn’t get to laugh and wonder how we are the same species as them…

Posted in:Videos

2014

03

Feb

Miley Cyrus Nipples from W Magazine Photoshoot on Instagram of the Day

I get it, when you’re like Miley Cyrus and you aren’t cute or interesting, you have limited time where that window of opportunity is open wide enough for you to make some sort of noise or have some sort of impact…and that is why Miley is doing what she’s doing…she realizes that she is hugely famous, because Disney pushed her properly, but if she want’s any kind of redemption or street credibility, she’s gotta push the limits, humiliate herself, and if she makes enough noise, people will notice and think they care, because people are generally idiots.

So she twerks in her clueless raised in a lab detached from society way…and she flashes her nipples…all while looking creepily like Justin Bieber…

And every once in a while, she posts her nipples on instagram, despite it being against the terms and conditions of instagram, and part of the reason Instagram has deleted me 5 times….because that’s how wild and crazy she is..

What amazes me in the whole thing, is that even when she flashes her nipples, no one really even notices…that’s just where society has gone, and more importantly, how interesting they find Miley, who is not cute, or interesting….

I am still a fan and look forward to the sex tape 20 years from now.

Here are a mix of the actual pics and the ones she posted to instagram for attention – because she does a lot, like prove the power of a good photographer and photo editor…I mean this can’t be Miley….right?

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

03

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I didn’t watch the Superbowl, I watched Dirty Dancing, because ladies, that’s the kind of sweet and sensitive man I am…

The fact is, Patrick Swayze dancing with a girl with a horrible face because she’s rich, is less gay than Bruno Mars…

I did like this dude protesting 9/11 like it was 2002…I would have rather seen someone protest the Vietnam war…would have been equally relevant…

I didn’t like the news Philip Hoffman died of bad heroin, he was one of the few actors I liked seeing in movies, even if he was still an actor and by default a self involved cunt in their personal life…I didn’t know him, but he was a father of 3 kids who will grow up without a dad, meaning he chose heroin over them, and as addicted as he was…he shouldn’t have been that weak…certain things take priority.

If you are in the east coast and addicted to heroin, be careful, shit is cut with some pain killers than actually kill…

Tan Mom’s Amazing See Through Dress
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Here’s Some Big Titties To Celebrate Big Titties
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Woody Allen’s Daughter’s Sexual Assault Claims are Pretty Intense…He is a Weirdo Artist, They Do Weirdo Artist Things…But Maybe She’s Just Jealous He Married her Sister and Not Her…
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Here are some Facts on the Case…if you Care
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Prince on New Girl – Weird
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The Trailers from the Superbowl
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7 Tips for Surviving Work the Day After the Superbowl
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Messing With Superbowl Fans
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19 Animals in a Staring Contest
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Last night, I saw a girl squirting under her desk at work, while office people walked by her…on this Site…Seriously.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

01

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

My favorite thing about public transportation is not licking the pole, but rather the Jesus freak screaming Jesus shit at everyone, trying to accomplish some random shit that makes me think a good ass fucking will cure…cuz as you know…Jesus freaks are the best at anal because God likes to keep them Virgins..

Who cares…Here are some links…

Helen Mirren Twerks
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Kids Dressed Up as Celebrities from the Grammy Red Carpet – Weirdness
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New Captain America Poster for the Virgins.
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Jesse Eisenberg is Lex Luther
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Girls in Front of the Mirror
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Alyssa Milano’s Hairy Arms
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Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow
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This Looks Like People Having Sex…
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Jordan Carver is the Whore of the Day
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Pink’s Acrobatic Tour…
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AMazing News Story of the day
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Alice Goodwin’s Big Titties
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Jordan Carver’s Stupid Huge Tits on the BEach
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10 stories that prove Bill Murray really is the most interesting man in the world
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Girl Reacts to Baby Brother’s News…
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Paz de la Huerta Covered in Blood for Nurse 3D
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Alysha Nett for Some Ink Magazine
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Miley Cyrus Looks High As A Fucking Kite
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Tractor Fails
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Phil Collin’s Daughter is Boring
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Weird Baby in Your Tits Shirt
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Diving at Dean’s Blue Hole
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Rob Ford Getting Tickled is Amazing
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Naya Rivera in Cosmo Latina
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Miley Cyrus About To Get Donkey Punched
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Maryna Linchuk’s Awesome Boob Fondle
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Lily Allen for NME
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Lily Allen for Elle UK
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Unconscious Skydiver Rescued!
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Behati Prinsloo for Victoria’s Secret
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Mistress Sue on Anal
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Kanye Doesn’t Want his Kid on TV
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Emily Didonato for some Bullshit
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Lohan Loses Her 75,000 Dollar Coat
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Georgia Salpa Hot for FHM SPain
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Dax Shepard Offered Tom Arnold his Sperm
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Emily Ratajkowski Paparazzi Pics
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The Producers on Lohan’s New Movie are Coke Smugglers
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These Toys Are Made for Cumming
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So Many Girls Masturbating in one Place
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Shay Laren – Naked Pin-Up Babe
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Public Masturbation
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College Coeds, Springbreaks, Out of Control Parties…
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Hot pics of playmates and bikini models you can actually date  – ? GO

Crazy Fetish Whore!
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Miss Teen Colorado Runner Up in Porn
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The Best Damn Porn and it is at a Discount For stepREADERs!!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

01

Feb

Renee Olstead Amazing Big Titty Nip Slip of the Day

My friend Foetus la Platain sent me these pics earlier, but I was too busy working real nipples to bother with some Renee Olstead chick you probably haven’t heard of, but who was fat and busty, until losing weight and leaking nudes a few years ago, putting her on the map and getting her to whatever level of fame she’s at, a level I call paparazzi noticing her when her nipple is hanging out of her weird corset top…it’s a good old fashion nip slip that I assume happened when she took this off to pee and put it back on wrong, and by that I mean, that she did on purpose to get people to talk about her.

here are the pics…they work for me.

Posted in:Renee Olstead

2014

31

Jan

Jessica Simpson Photoshopped for Jessica Simpson Brand of the DAy

Apparently Jessica Simpson in a bathing for her billion dollar Walmart brand is a big deal…everyone is talking about it…

I think isn’t big on so many levels…from the amount of hours that went into the photoshop retouching…to the actually weight of each of her tits…to her hip to waist ratio…that when out of shaping bathing suits and while standing next to young hot babes you realize just how big she is…

Not to mention, the fact that she heads a billion dollar brand…is as confusing to me…as the fact that I am trying to masturbate to these pics…I mean maybe because they don’t even look like Jessica Simpson anymore…

All I know is skinny is better.

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2014

31

Jan

Courtney Stodden is a Fucking Dream of the Day

I am friends with a bunch of different pornstars, and the main difference between them and Courtney Stodden is that they are more subtle, reserved and classy…despite being pornstars who get paid to fuck every day of their fucking lives…

So I am confused that someone with fake tits like this, parading in a thong like this, crying for attention with staged paparazzi pics like this, is not getting paid to fuck…

I don’t know how she makes money, I don’t know what her storyline is, I assume she was a stripper who managed to take a low level celebrity and leverage him into some scandal that made her exist…

But I do know I think she’s pretty fucking perfect. The world needs more Courtney Stodden…and I think I need to start aggressively trying to make her my wife..because whatever I am feeling here must be true love…

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Posted in:Courtney Stodden