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2014

31

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio’s is Topless in Love Magazine of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio posted this topless picture on twitter promoting an upcoming issue of LOVE MAGAZINE …that she claims is going to redefine the beach babe shoot…which is pretty much saying a lot considering she’s a beach model who has been beach modelling and making more than other beach models for the beach modelling…but then again English isn’t her language and maybe she’s just trying to say “Anything is better than those Victoria’s Secret bastards who won’t let me escape their contract”…you know a coded cry for help…that we are all ignoring because we are blinded by her naked back and strategic toplessness…

Either way….a hostage to a billion dollar brand or not…she’s good.

TO SEE SOME BEHIND THE SCENES PICS OF HER MODELING BIKINIS FOR VICTORIA’S SECRET CLICK HERE

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2014

31

Jan

Kylie Minogue Spinning Properly of the Day

Like a gay man working on getting fit enough for his HIV ridden South American import he’s trying to get a work visa for…I have done a spinning class once…and I did survive…

My motivation…was to be locked in a room with sweaty babes in tight clothes…

What I experienced was not so many sweaty babes in tight clothes…but more fat chicks trying to be sweaty babes pig in the city….and at least one of them kept farting…

What I didn’t experience was proper heels and tight dress apparel like Kylie Minogue brings…

Kylie Minogue may barely exist since the cancer, but shit…she still brings it.

Posted in:Kylie Minogue

2014

31

Jan

Rihanna and Shakira’s Lesbianism of the Day

Rihanna and Shakira did some kind of Collab video…and it looks pretty lesbian because Rihanna is pretty lesbian…because being pretty lesbian gets people to notice…and getting people to notice makes Rihanna feel like she matters…especially now that she’s got hundreds of millions of dollars…all eyes on her is all that she cares about..and like a college girl who never went to college knows…cuddle up to a girl…and people fucking notice…Rihanna may not have it all figured out…but she’s doing something right…and I guess that’s what happens when you grow up a child hooker…

What it comes down to is that this video came out yesterday night and already has 4,000,000 views…that’s some heavy shit…powerful bitches….coming together to make you all come and to make them, and their team of execs a lot of money…leveraging each other’s fan base…

Posted in:Rihanna|Shakira

2014

31

Jan

Irina Shayk’s Yoga Ass in Pants for Instagram of the Day

Irina Shayk is a Sports Illustrated bikini model who probably should have been a mail order bride, or cam girl, but who crawled through the Siberian mountains, by way of some pro athlete’s dick…so that the would could celebrate her as a classy lady…even though you know she’s got a real dark side, that’s how she escaped, using her looks and that kind of hustle, makes her better than all the other Soviets who have been abducted and work cam rooms in the basement…

She may even be a cover girl this year…of a magazine that may not really matter but that is hugely popular and hugely american…better than marrying some fat dude in the midwest for a passport…and she may be the one who got away, but she’s also one of the hotter models out there, and I like looking at her ass in Yoga Pants…

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2014

31

Jan

Kelly Brook’s Big Tits in Underwear for Instagram of the Day

Kelly Brook has tits…but so do pretty much every girl except maybe cancer survivors and a few flat chested girls who are just nipples…but unlike every girl…she’s packaged them into a money making business…and while pushing 40…she’s managed to be in movies, sure shitty fucking movies, she’s managed to start her own businesses, and she’s managed to get paid and live a celebrity life…all because of a willingness to show off massive tits…making her pretty much a hero, or leader to young girls everywhere…fuck all these athletes and Olympians….and fuck all these CEOS and educated girls…but more importantly fuck these big titty models who blind us with their tits then steal our fucking money without even realizing it…fuck them..if not with your penis, then with your mind, because when as a man you should instinctively want to fuck everyone…no evidence….especially these fertile ones…

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2014

31

Jan

Hanalei Reponty is a Babe of the Day

Hanalei Reponty is a “free surfer” and bikini model…who has a long, lean and hot body that is capitalizing on the whole surfer thing, since being a surfer is a big deal right now, and the whole girls don’t have to surf competitively, they just have to be able to get up on a board for people like me to say “look at the surfer”…since the majority of the world have never seen the ocean and if they have it was probably on some resort where they were drunk in the pool for most of the time…

Now surfer or not, she’s apparently from Tahiti, but I like to think she’s from my dreams…it’s like I want to get a Ukele and sing her love songs like that fat hawaiian who died and has that big youtube video…only more Mexican…and equally unhealthy…

This ass is just too good to ignore.

Posted in:Hanalei Reponty

2014

31

Jan

Ireland Baldwin’s Orgasm Face on Instagram of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is a bit of attention seeker, but I guess who isn’t these days…

You can’t even blame daddy issues, or not having a dad, or being molested by your dad for the way girls act. It’s like what used to only happen with girls who were broken on the inside, you know the slutty behavior, the putting out, the seeking male attention, you know all that good stuff that made for an insecure, even when hot, easy to manipulate subject..has gone out the window…and now all these egos, and broken girls, have merged into one massive selfie…

So here is Ireland Baldwin making a name for herself, making O-Faces for instagram…who knows really why, but we’ll go with she’s just a great girl trying to have fun, and using all the tools available…because I like that angle…and I’ve learned to never talk to girls about their daddy issues, or why they crave attention, it becomes an annoying conversation that takes away from their tits.

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin

2014

31

Jan

Kaili Thorne in her Bra and Panties of the Day

Kaili Thorne is the 22 year old sister of some stage family with hippie names making me assume are unemployed hippies, or just egos who took the whole “our kids are so cute” to the next level and put them into performing so that who figure they will use their kids so that they never have to work again, so they had a bunch of them, threw them at the entertainment industry, some of them stuck while, I think those two are named Bella and Dani…while this one, the older one…just became a hipster who gets naked and half naked for amateur photoshoots…despite having her very own IMDB page…since she’s trying to give the family some edge or legitimacy..or at least distance herself from the candy coated nonsense by getting half naked…I mean they are an “artistic” family this behavior is encouraged as long as it gets people talking…

However, I could be wrong, I know nothing about these people, I just know this one is good enough to look at half naked, and this one’s been making a name for herself being half naked, and I am a fan of that…all girls should take part in that…

Posted in:Kaili Thorne

2014

31

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My new favorite activity is being a guest on VIVID RADIO …because I guess talking to adult star Monique Alexander about Prostate milking completes me. It’s some soul mate level shit….literally.

Here are some step links…

Amazing Girls in Yoga Pants
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Tara Reidin’ Week is Doing Sharnado 2
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George Zimmerman is Doing Celebrity Boxing Now
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Ultimate Tractor Fails!
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Crossing Sign Gives the Finger
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I can’t Get Enough Taylor Swift Being Attakced at the Grammys
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Anna Kendrick’s Crazy Week…..
GO

Some Charitable Celebrities to Feel Good
GO

College Coeds, Springbreaks, Out of Control Parties…
GO

Hot pics of playmates and bikini models you can actually date  – ? GO

So Many Girls Masturbating in one Place
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A Bunch of Creepy Old Men – See if You’re on the List
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Some Babe in Lingerie on the Toilet
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

30

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I am going to hang out at stripclubs with pornstars…getting drunk on free liquor…because I can…or at least I pretend that I can…it’s some “The Secret” shit…and while I do that…Here are some stepLINKS…

Follow me on INSTAGRAM

Girls who aren’t wearing Bras
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Some Nina Agdal Ass in a Bikini
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Rihanna Dressed Sophisticated…and Not in a Bikini
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Vanessa Hudgens Booty in Leggings
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Rachel Bilson is Pretty Horrible Looking
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Schumacher’s Being Take Off His Coma
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Slutty Chick of the Day
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How to Remove Ice Car in Poland
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Charitable Celebrities
GO

Anastasia Ashley’s Bikini Paparazzi Pics
GO

Halle Berry’s big Old Tits
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Rihanna Wants a Bigger Ass
GO

Tongue on a Frozen Pole Prank
GO

The Bella Twins – in Bikinis on the Beach
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Russian Man Caught Masturbating in Parking Lot
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Addison Timlin Pokies
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Bad Idea of the Day
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Claudia Schiffer in Marie Claire UK
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Kate Upton in Cosmo Spain
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Wiz Khalifa Slep During Taylor Swifts Performance…
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Budweiser’s Puppy Love AD
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Isabelli Fontana’s
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Hot Chick on Ukraine’s got Talent Pole Dances
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The Best Closed Captioning for the News
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Pedestrian Disappears in Snow
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Anna Kendrick for a Superbowl Ad
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Amanda Bynes Leaving a Gas Station in Leggings
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Kelly Lynch Nude in Some Movie Called Summer Rain
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Katy Perry Kept Feeling Anna Kendrick’s Tits
GO

Eliza Gonzalez does Cosmo Mexico
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Apparently the Patriots Cheated at the last Superbowl….
GO

Edita Vilkeviciute’s Titties for Vogue Paris
GO

Scarlett Johansson’s Supports Sodastream and Sodastream Supports Terrorists?
GO

Miley Getting Humped by a Horse
GO

Amazing Unnecessary Censorship
GO

These Toys Are Made for Cumming
GO

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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Classy Japanese Porn of the Day
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So Many Girls Masturbating in one Place
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This Girls is Taking 15 Inches…and It Looks Scary
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Leanne Crow Has the Dumbest Fucking Tits Ever
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Pee Video of the Day
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Girl VS Horse Dildo
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Some Hard Fisting in the Bathroom
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Heart Shaped Ass of the Day
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Girls Gone Wild Girl of the Month…
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Don’t get fucked by an escort. How to spot fakes – ? GO

The Best Damn Porn and it is at a Discount For stepREADERs!!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS