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2014

23

Jan

Weather Channel Fail of the Day

I think the biggest fail in recent years is that the Weather Channel and their league of Meteorologists have tried to sensationalize their jobs by like they were working for Hard Copy or some other tabloid show…by naming winter storms like they were hurricanes that needed to be tracked, I guess because when you’re a weather man…all you have going for you, besides fucking the weather woman behind the green screen map, is tracking the storm from your shitty office at your shitty low level local news channel studio…dreaming of the day you become Al Roker…

I mean that was the biggest fail, until they named a winter storm Janus, and had a dude stand in front of the “J”…

Funnies.

Posted in:LOLZ

2014

23

Jan

Anastasia Ashley’s Doing the Rihanna Paddleboard Pic of the DAy

Anastasia Ashley keeps instagram fun. Whether it’s with her surfer ass or her doing parodies of celebrity bikini pics….I always get a good laugh…then a good cry….because I always cry when I want to masturbate but can’t because all my hard living broke my clit sized buried in fat penis…now to be clear, that wasn’t a crying when masturbating joke, I hate those….but rather just a sad glimpse into my horrible life…a life that Anastasia Ashley’s instagram consistently reminds me is flawed, failed…

Here she is doing the RIHANNA Paddle Board Erotica…which is the only kind of erotica anyone should know!

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley

2014

23

Jan

Justin Bieber’s Awesome Mug Shot of the Day

So everyone is laughing about Justin Bieber…even though it is pretty much expected that some tween worth 200 million dollars doesn’t really have a clue what’s up and that he is going to rebel…and he’s gonna get himself in trouble along the way…paving the way for a premature death thanks to being whored out by his mom when he was 8….

But the dude does take an awesome mug shot…it’s like he was born for this shit…it looks like it is professionally shot, either this cop needs to get into the fashion world, or this was all for a publicity stunt to justify his rehab, to diffuse focus from his drugs and scandal going on back home, and to help spin his story to the public while he is so angelic…sent here to save the tweens…

Next stop premature death.

Posted in:Justin Bieber

2014

23

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I spend my polar vortex nights trying to get vagina pics…I am addicted to vagina pics…I don’t care if the vagina is nice, old, disgusting or shrivelled…I don’t care if it is alive or dead…I just care that it is a vagina…I am a vagina gynecologist…

Here are some morning links…

Girls With No Bras
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Funny Taco Bell Craigslist Ad
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Old Folks Home Dressed Residents Up as Classic Movie Characters Now
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Pizza Selfies creep me out…
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The Captain and Tennille are Divorcing!
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The Water Bottle Monster
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Jay Z’s Net Worth
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Laura Cremaschi’s Big Tits
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Creepy Muffin Looks Like a Dog
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1000s of Girls Naked…and Touching Themselves..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

22

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Ever since marrying my obese wife…I haven’t had sex with enough fat girls…I spent a decade or more disgusted by them because I was forced to wipe one down everyday after she shat out pounds of shit…forcing me to go after the meth addicted girls…who don’t eat…but there’s something so playful about big girls…like a bouncy castle you don’t get arrested for fucking…because it’s invited, needed, wanted and not being used by kids..

Here are some stepLINKS….

Some Awesome Asses
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Kim Kardashiam Big Ol Tits….Big Cleavage
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I want to Fuck Bieber’s Mom
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Taylor Momsen Sucking a Horn
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Kate Beckinsale in Tight Fucking Leggings
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12 Celebs Who Love the Superbowl….
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The Korean Workout Fad Simulates Horseback Riding
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Kimberly Garner Bikinis and it’s Good
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Joanna Krupa Pokies!
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Two Chicks Having Fun With A Video Camera.
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8 Bit Big Lebowski
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A Girl Who Pissed Her Pants…
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Yari Has Some Big Tits
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Gal Gadot Singed onto 3 Wonder Woman Movies
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Quentin Tarantino Cancelled a Movie
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9 Ways to Let People Know You Work Out
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Woman Caught in a Wave
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Rachel McAdams….in LA…
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Guess Her Famous Dad
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Farrah Abraham in a Bathing Suit
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Selena Gomez has New Cock
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Carmen Electra’s See Through Dress Nipples
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Kelly Brook Shows Off Her Big Heavy Tits In Braless See Through
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Brooke Burke Awesome at the Gas Pump
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Shannon Doherty Playboy Pics from 1994
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Lebron James Getting His Dick Grabbed….WTF PIC.
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What Does Human Taste Like
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Gay Moments on Sherlock
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Donald Trump Jr – is a Fucking Baby Factory with his Playboy Bitch
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15 Coolest Coffee Mugs
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Audrina in Shorts
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Karolina Kurkova vs Adriana Lima
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Katy Perry GQ
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Gwen Stefani Pregnant Selfie
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Sochi Has the Gayest Toilets
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These Toys Are Made for Cumming
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Girl Masturbates in Public
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Drunk Stripper Fight!!
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Czech Connie is Pretty Good…Like Really Fucking Good
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Muslim Teen VS Her Bush
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Teen on Cam in a Onesie
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Some Girl Showering
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2 Girls Dry Humping on Cam
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1000s of Girls Naked…and Touching Themselves..
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The Best Damn Porn and it is at a Discount For stepREADERs!!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

22

Jan

Kelly Brook Nipples in a See Through Dress of the Day

Earlier today, WASHED UP CARMEN ELECTRA WORE A SEE THROUGH DRESS SHOWING HER NIPPPLES …and I guess another relatively irrelevant old lady who has been in the game a long time…and who has shown her nipples so many times before to be in the game in the first place…decided to do the same hustle…because that’s how you get people to notice you…while showing off the only thing people care about you…and I guess it’s better than when she smeared her strategic “miscarriage” on her named body in a stanist ceremony …because it’s a little less obvious…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2014

22

Jan

Aubrey O’Day is Less Fat But Perfectly Slutty of the DAy

Aubrey O’Day has been a target of my abuse for many years…you know ever since she fucked Diddy during the taping of the show she was on…only to lose the show she was on…meaning fucking Diddy was just for pleasure not career advancement…making her a failure before she even started…a failure who just got fatter and fatter…which her black fans were into but that got her booked no jobs…and that I guess got her bullied and teased and feeling insecure as bullying does…which is why bullying is good…despite what the media tells you to instate weird cyber privacy laws to prevent “bullying”…but that’s a whole other discussion that doesn’t matter…what does matter is that Aubrey O’Day has decided to get healthy…fit…all while maintaining her fat hip hop ass…which looks amazing…and happens to be what all hip hop dudes like about fat girls…and I think she’s giving Jen Selter a run for her 2 million followers…

As much as I hate saying this…Aubrey O’Day is turning me on…and I find her hot…and now need to go drink..this is the worst news ever…I want to forget it happened…

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2014

22

Jan

Sienna Miller’s Back and She’s in a Bikini of the DAy

Sienna Miller lives…there was a point in her career where she was fucking everywhere, you know the hottest little coke head party slut from the UK who partied with the right people, fucked the right people, booked the right movies and was willing to get naked…like she was willing to get herpes…in the process of making millions…but then one day she disappeared…and crawled into a hole with Jude Law’s hairline, never to be seen again…that was until today…when she was out in a bikini…reminding us of a better time, at least in her life…when she was getting paid and people cared to see her fashionable bush…

I used to be a huge fan, which is saying a lot for me, since I hate everyone, especially my wife…and I guess she’s still good to me…but mainly because I am fascinated with how many objects…from penis to household she’s penetrated her asshole with…my kind of girl.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Sienna Miller

2014

22

Jan

Taylor Momsen’s Ass for Promotional Reasons of the Day

When Taylor Momsen was 17, she was getting a lot of attention, but decided to dropout of acting, to focus on her rock career, even though her acting career was probably more lucrative…making the average girl who wished she was Taylor Momsen think “WTF bitch, you’re on TV, milk it, your music sucks, stop trying to prove that you’re multi-talented”….you know typical teenage angst behavior that you probably masturbate sometimes, like when your neighbor’s daughter is tanning during the summer…

When Taylor Momsen turned 18, no one cared about her lingerie performances, because in the States, 18 means your sex appeal diminishes, you fucking perverts….so now, a few years later, she’s posting ass pics to promote her music, because she hasn’t thrown the towel in on it….and I can only hope this fails, and leads to sex tapes and porno…because that’s what I actually want to see…and it’s all about me motherfuckers…even though I know she’ll likely just get back into acting before that….

That said..she’s pretty exhausting…I just like sitting on my couch…all this work, and jobs and trying takes away from what is important, and that is imagining her ass spread so I can see into her soul..

Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2014

22

Jan

Father of the Year of the Day

Apparently, this is a video of a dad in Poland pulling his kid on a sled behind either a car, or a snowmobile, and I don’t find the whole thing all that crazy, because I am from Canada and feel like that is is what Canadians do every weekend, but it’s a pretty funny hearing the dad laughing, even if it’d be funnier if this ended in a fail…because I like when dumb actions result in the worst possible consequences…

If you don’t like that – here’s a video of a pole saving someone’s life…

Posted in:Videos