2013
23
Dec
I feel so lied to…Miley Cyrus pretends that she’s not into bras…and that she’s part of some showing your nipple revolution…yet here she is in a bra…I mean what else has she lied about…could it be that her entire existence is a lie…is her career a lie…could that be possible…I mean if I saw it on TV and read it on the internet it must be true…it’s gotta be real…it need to be…
Enough of that…Here’s her vagina in concert….because she is the Christmas Spirt…
Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2013
23
Dec
Alyssa Miller bores me. I think she’s some con artist…who dated the SI photographer who had the influence to get her booked in SI…which led to her dating Jake Gyllenhaal to further her fame and career…which must make him really happy for helping her out and launching her…it’s like thanks girl I loved for using me to get to the top of the fucking charts in the industry…even though you were better suited as some cocktail waitress..
Here she is in some of her better work…
Posted in:Alyssa Miller
2013
23
Dec
Cheryl Burke is a mom…with a stupid looking face…who probably has no business being on TV, but is on TV, actually I don’t even know if she is still on TV, but was on TV, because she could dance…
I’ve always viewed her as a failed stripper, you know the beacon of hope for professional dancers everywhere that one day may make it in the world…well not her specifically, but all these Dancing with the Stars hookers…and now I just view her as some mom tits in a bikini..because this picture is the extent of her existence this Holiday Season…and always.
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Posted in:Cheryl Burke
2013
23
Dec
Beyonce keeps on trying…she’s just skankin’ out like she still had sex appeal in a dress that is probably made with some 3M patented fabric that was developed for space travel that makes fat bitches have decent enough curves if used the right way…
I like to think she’s trying to stay relevant…at the very least in the eyes of Jay-Z…because you know he’s out fucking girls who have sex appeal…like Rihanna…
You know why retire with your 100 millions of dollars, when you can use that money to shove yourself down people’s throats…because that’s all you need.
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Posted in:Beyonce
2013
23
Dec
Audrina Patridge lives.
That’s really all I have to say about that. In fact, I’ve already said too much because when you’re a fake titty Orange County pile of shit who scammed her way onto a TV show that paved the way for a middle class life and a real low level celebrity for life…you kinda don’t matter…
The only real happiness her decent body cuz she’s got nothing better to do than work out…is that her boyfriend she pays for cheats on her.
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Posted in:Audrina Patridge
2013
23
Dec
In the wake of the IAC executive publicist who wrote the whole “Going to Africa, Hope I Don’t Get Aids, I Won’t Cuz I’m White”…which turned out to be a genius publicity stunt that I would hire her at her discount desperate price to work for me…cuz this is the kind of attention I like…bad jokes…bad social commentary…that is offensive…when you’re not a comedian…
Here’s Candice Swanepoel, South African model, who despite statistics, probably doesn’t have AIDS, but not because she’s white, white South African farm owner daughters have been fucking the staff for generations, but because she left South Africa when Victoria’s Secret abducted her…and she’s got a good ass.
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel
2013
23
Dec
Nicole Neal is some Glamour model from the UK with big hopes and dreams…that I guess can only really be realized by showing her titties…even though I don’t think these girls are paid to be in these magazines, but rather just do it for the instagram followers and soccer playing rich boyfriends who like girls other guys jerk off to that have been published in shitty magazines…and the good news is…she looks kinda good.
Posted in:Nicole Neal|NSFW
2013
23
Dec
Monkeys Riding Dogs Herding Goats…is the video concept that I should have though of…it’s like Monkeys riding dogs isn’t enough for our desensitized world…we need to delve deeper and deeper into wtf…
Why isn’t this a national sport…another national sport needed…vodka drinking with crows..
Posted in:Videos
2013
23
Dec
I had a really rough night teaching a 21 year old on two hits of acid how to masturbate on FaceTime…after hours of hard work and coaching she squirted.
It was a fucking Christmas miracle…
Here are some morning stepLINKS…
Kim Kardashian’s ASs is Fucking Hilarious
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The Hottest Santas Never
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Mariah Carey – All I Want for X-Mas Chat Roulette Version
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Dogs Wearing Glasses
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15 Pathetic Snowmen
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Vin Confirms Fast 7 Release Date – Paul Woulda Wanted It This Way…
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15 Hot Girls from the Internet
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12 Popular Celebrity Vacation Spots
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Make Unattainable Girls Work for You…and Do Everything You Tell them…
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Today in Big Fucking Tits
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2013
23
Dec
At least one person is excited or shocked that Mariah Carey posted this picture of her in a bikini in the snow walking her dog, because it’s so scandalous, obscure, outrageous, attention seeking, inappropriate especially terms of celebrating the birth of Christ…to some even weird…and awkward…
While I just think it’s shocking cuz of what her old, fat, mom body looks like…it’s like stick to singing and push up bras in low cut dresses girl…just because you’re man is still horny for you cuz he used to jerk off to you in high school…and motherfucker fucks you everyday – doesn’t mean the rest of us want in on this shit…keep your intimate moments at the ski lodge to your fucking self….
That said, I am from Canada, and I understand the concept of winter hot tubbing, it happens all the time, it’s probably even happening somewhere snowed in now…it’s no big deal…but when Mariah Carey does it…it’s definitely…big…
I rarely say this, but girl put your snow suit on, you’re gonna catch cold…no seriously…put your snow suit on..it’s gross.
TITS.
Posted in:Mariah Carey
