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Sasha Pieterse Wet T-Shirt For Water of the Day
Sasha Pieterse Wet T-Shirt For Water of the Day
Mystery Mom is the OnlyFans Milf of the Day
Mystery Mom is the OnlyFans Milf of the Day
Faith Schroder is Naked of the Day
Faith Schroder is Naked of the Day
Julianne Hough Dancing Like a Retard While Snapping her Crotch of the Day
Julianne Hough Dancing Like a Retard While Snapping her Crotch of the Day
Rachel Bush is Possibly Nude in these Pictures of the Day
Rachel Bush is Possibly Nude in these Pictures of the Day

2013

23

Dec

Mariah Carey Winter Bikini Dog Walking of the Day

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At least one person is excited or shocked that Mariah Carey posted this picture of her in a bikini in the snow walking her dog, because it’s so scandalous, obscure, outrageous, attention seeking, inappropriate especially terms of celebrating the birth of Christ…to some even weird…and awkward…

While I just think it’s shocking cuz of what her old, fat, mom body looks like…it’s like stick to singing and push up bras in low cut dresses girl…just because you’re man is still horny for you cuz he used to jerk off to you in high school…and motherfucker fucks you everyday – doesn’t mean the rest of us want in on this shit…keep your intimate moments at the ski lodge to your fucking self….

That said, I am from Canada, and I understand the concept of winter hot tubbing, it happens all the time, it’s probably even happening somewhere snowed in now…it’s no big deal…but when Mariah Carey does it…it’s definitely…big…

I rarely say this, but girl put your snow suit on, you’re gonna catch cold…no seriously…put your snow suit on..it’s gross.

TITS.

Posted in:Mariah Carey

2013

22

Dec

Miley Cyrus Masturbation for Instagram of the Day

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Miley is promoting something pretty pornographic on instagram that’s dropping December 26….and that involves her making sex faces with her hands down her panties…something Instagram appreciates when Miley does it…but when I post a pic of a girl in a bikini…they flag my shit….cuz that’s hypocrisy of the media…ILLUMINATI….

That said, people freak out at Miley’s new image, which has been one of the best moves in pop culture in years, even if the scandalous bullshit has happened with so many teen stars before her, for some reason this Miley one is executed properly …but they forget that her dad was some white trash hick with a shit song and her mom was some stripper cocktail waitress groupie…I mean masturbating for millions of dollars is far better than what GOD had planned for this Hannah Montana chick…I mean drug overdose in some Nashville motel after Achy Breaky Money ran out was more her calling…

So this “art” porn is just fuckin tame…and luckily…it will lead to many tweens simulating this…yay…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

22

Dec

Scratch and Sniff on the Bus of the Day

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Some babe I know posted this on Instagram, I didn’t bother asking her if this was her mother or friend and they were just being silly…I didn’t bother asking her if she even shot this video…I did however thing some fat old crazy lady on the bus scatching her pussy and sniffing her fingers…was the greatest thing of all fucking time…If I took the bus, and didn’t feel above the bus, since I prefer not leaving the house…this is exactly what I would want to experience…only I’d be the one sniffing the fingers…amazing…

Posted in:Videos

2013

21

Dec

Miley Cyrus Friday Night Rave Parties of the Day

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Here’s Miley raging to her own music, probably on Molly, in some VIP room with hired friends, acting like she knows what’s up, when everything was coordinated by a creative director and staff, cuz this bitch is clueless

I guess the nice thing about Instagram is that it has made my site obsolete, because if you want to find out what poor decisions Miley Cyrus and her team are making in terms of how they are marketing her, or how she’s marketing herself, after fighting them for her instagam password so that she can show the world videos of her having fun with her tall and short freakshow back-up dancers, while lip syncing her own remix, she can…

She’s young, she’s having fun with hired friends on payroll, she’s wearing a slutty little Chanel top, she seems to be doing just fine, because hired friends are all she knows, and I’m just sad she’s not posting videos of her butt hole…because her butt hole is the gateway to her soul..

I love Miley, even on Molly, even faking she’s on Molly, even when embarrassing herself acting like she thinks kids act on Molly even though she looks silly….this is a nice Christmas card, and it is sure better than YOUTUBE making money off Paul Walker’s death with ad supported video of his charred Christmas dinner corpse(NSFW)…way better than that…I mean who the fuck edited that corpse video up…really fucking strange tribute…that LORDE is supporting…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

21

Dec

Lorde is Running Ads on Paul Walker’s Corpse of the Day

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Not only is Lorde as a packaged artist full of shit…singing all anti-corporate songs that trash hip hop, while making someone hip hop money…lying to the public by saying she’s so obscure..yet buying radio airtime all fucking day everyday…taking some weirdo New Zealand chick and packaging her into this anti Taylor Swift….

But they also buy ads for her, because they want her anti-corporate, anti-commercial, lie that is totally commercial, to make them more fucking money

And they are buying ads on Paul Walker corpse videos on YOUTUBE…which is pretty dark…monetizing off the charred body of a famous person…making her a lot like TMZ, the exploitative assholes who cut our working relationship, for defending him as a sex offender because he was a mormon….but who can still write about him all day everyday to make money off him…as long as they don’t mention he’s a fucking mormon.

There is a flaw in the world…and this big corporate lie is a huge part of it…

I censored the corpse, because I am not a gore site and hate that dead body shit…especially at Christmas…

Posted in:stepNEWS

2013

20

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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The problem with technology is that while it has made the everyday girl more of a whore willing to post half naked on their instagram for all the boys to celebrate them….it has also killed off a breed of very magical girls…the street whore…which you may not really notice or feel now that you don’t have to leave your house, but it is a Martinez family tradition to hire at least one every holiday season to give back to the community in the season of giving and last night I drove around for hours looking for one…and when I found her I barely wanted to fuck with her…because the kind of girl who is still hanging on and who hasn’t adapted to technology or massage parlours…is the kind of girl you don’t really want to help cuz she’s probably better off dead, if she’s not dead already…

Here are some links…if you’re not too drunk on eggnog…

Lohan Doesn’t Just Look like a Cougar…She is One
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Girls in Yoga Pants
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Baron Hilton’s GF has the Worst Ass Ever
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American Porn Stars are Scary
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Selena Gomez in a Blanket
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7 Signs You Put No Effort Into Your Girl’s Gift
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This Week in WTF Pics
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Jordan Carver Big Fitness Tits
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10 Facts About Playboy
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Selena Gomez Looks Puffy
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Danica Patrick is a Monster
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Hot Chick’s Tits
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The Best Metal Albums Based on Their Covers
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The Making of a Topless Calendar
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Mugshot of the Day
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Leilani Dowding Pokies
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Rihanna’s Shitty See Through
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The Wedding Kiss Burn Out
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Miley Cyrus, No Underwear Showing Off Her Cunt Lips
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Rihanna Looks Like A Dirty Prostitute In This Braless Dress and Fishnets
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Kate Upton And Her Heavy Tits Bounce Along The Beach.
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14 Insane Morals from X-Mas Movies
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How To Get Your Girl to Watch Porn With You
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Weird Vagina – Artistic Nude – X-Mas Video
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12 Celebs You Didn’t Know Were Related
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Big Fuckign Titty X-Mas
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Big Glamour Model Tits
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Some Kate Upton Breasts in Pictures
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GoPro Boobs on the Beach…Fucking Genius
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Greek Bitch on Stage
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Julianne Hough Tight Pants
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Girls With Big Boobs….
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Hot Vimeo Video in Greece of the Day
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Katy Perry and John Mayer Freak me Out
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What Your Car Stereo Says About You
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20 Perfect SFW Edits
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Make Her Cum….This Holiday Season….
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Girls on Cam are Better than The Girls You Know – So Make Unattainable Girls Work for You…and Do Everythign You Tell them…
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Exclusive Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn
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Girl Plays With Pussy in the Playground
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Best Slumber Party – Sybian Show – Ever
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Asian Girl on the Sybian
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Suicide Girl of the Day
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Hot Bush Sybian Rider
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Ridiculous Huge Tits
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Older Lady on the Sybian
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Busty Girl Riding the Sybian
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Asian Ass Bazoooka
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The DRILLDO!!
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I like to make girls squirt and this is how I learned How…
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OBNOXIOUS SHIRT OF THE DAY
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

20

Dec

Miranda Kerr Nipples for Terry Richardson of the Day

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Here’s Miranda Kerr looking’ bloated, like she’s been retaining a little water, maybe too much salt in her diet..maybe just sadness from being irrelevant and calling on favors with major photographer friends, who will still shoot her because she’s still Miranda Kerr…and not totally irrelevant at least not yet…and she takes a good picture…with her nipples out because maybe, just maybe she’ll get job…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2013

20

Dec

Poler Stuff Bag is the Gift Idea of the Day

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I am not a camper, as far as I’m concerned, that shit is for lesbians and tree hugging vegan weirdos who don’t shower…

However, POLER STUFF is fucking awesome stuff. It brings out the unshaved mountain man in me. It makes me want to chop down my own Christmas tree, or save a damsel in distress…and I figure that you might as well gift someone with one of their products because maybe it will make them feel the same…getting back to their americana roots….making the world a better fucking place..

Or you could always use their stuff when you take that special lady out to your special spot in the middle of no where…in the forest where no one care hear anything…and a bag…can come in handy to transport….all you need to transport…

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Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS|stepHOLIDAY

2013

20

Dec

Miley Cyrus Instagram Erotica of the Day

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Miley Cyrus posted this video a couple of hours ago. I assume it’s some sort of Miley Cyrus christmas special footage because nothing says Christmas like videos that remind me of the worst sext ever because this girl is supposed to be anti-bra yet is wearing a bra – making me think she’s either full of shit…and a walking lie or contradiction before remembering she’s some hollywood starlet who came up in hollywood…of course she’s full of shit but at least she delivers some level of slutty behavior to keep me interested….

Here’s a shower pic…

Here is her vagina lip – just cuz

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

20

Dec

Rihanna Still Exists and She’s Not Wearing a Bra of the Day

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Rihanna was showing off her nipples in a see through dress the other day, and I don’t think anyone really cared, because we’ve all seen Rihanna naked before, and this see through shit isn’t quite good enough for anyone to really ever masturbate to, but I guess worth looking at because they are pop star expensive tits…that she doesn’t have to show off, but shows off anyway, making them semi interesting for the split second you spend looking at them.

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Posted in:Rihanna