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2013

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Dec

Rita Ora’s See Through Top for DKNY of the Day

I guess Rita Ora…the UK Rihanna who is now in the States paving a way for herself as she waits for Rihanna to fall off to take the fuck over…got herself booked for a DKNY campaign, because it pays, gets her some exposure, and well, gives her an opportuneity to show the world she’s got great fucking tits…Who knows if she’s ever going to make it and live the American dream, maybe she already has, but we do know that worst case scenario…she’s always got these tits…unless of course breast cancer gets her…

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2013

20

Dec

Irina Shayk in the Hottest X-Mas Video Ever of the Day

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Irina Shayk is the Russian bride model who did it right. She didn’t marry some loser divorced fat american for her papers, she went for the money and fame, and used it to leverage a model career that has probably given a lot of boners because she’s fucking perfect…especially in the is Holiday video, even though Russians don’t celebrate Holidays, that shit’s not communist…but being hot as fuck and performing perfectly is…and that’s just what this girl does…I mean that accent…fucking genius….

If that’s not good enough for you, you’ve got issues but here’s Alessandra Ambrosio not pulling it off quite as well – but still worth looking’ at.

Thanks Love Magazine for consistently killin’ it with your holiday advent calendar filled with top models…

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2013

20

Dec

Alysha Nett Topless for Some Magazine of the Day

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Alysha Nett is some internet or instagram celebrity who I have heard rumors that despite her millions of followers, she can’t afford to pay rent, which may be why she’s posing naked in this free magazine, or maybe posing naked for free is what she does and that’s why she can’t pay her rent…I mean I guess none of that really matters, she’s internet famous, people care about her, at least some people care about her enough to look at her pics, and here are her nipples…because why the fuck not…

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2013

20

Dec

Russian Alarm Clock of the Day

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Russians do everything better. I don’t know if it is because along with stealing their souls, communism made everyone more pragmatic and efficient, or if it is because communism gave them all a sick sense of humor, and a fear of pretty much nothing, but I do know that a lot of what Russia has to offer, at least in the form of a youtube video is pretty fucking genius even if it seems so hurting…not to mention Russian women, even the ugly ones, are amazing to look at, even when they steal your fucking soul and Social Security number through webcam sex.

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2013

20

Dec

Alana Blanchard’s Surfer Butt of the Day

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There’s something about the winter that fucking sucks and I call it the freezing cold, being snowed in, hibernating with my shitty fat wife who has been stocking up on food to make her fatter than a pile of shit to I guess keep her warm in our damp unheated apartment…

Sure, girls everywhere want to buddy-up and wife you, even just for the night, because everyone is lonely and miserable, but the whole having a wife thing makes that perk more of a hell than anything…

So I like to look at the amazing surf girl asses because surf girls just live a better life and have better asses that 98 percent of people..thanks to surf fitness…because there are people in their bikinis right now…even if those people aren’t being creeped on by you in person, we have the internet for that.

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2013

20

Dec

Victoria’s Secret Shitty Holiday Ad of the Day

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It is hard for me to support an evil brand like Victoria’s Secret and their advertising campaigns that are lazy and uninteresting when the women are better in pictures even if the women they chose are substantial women…at least for the most part…because I know they peddle garbage product to the retard masses and white wash it with boring catalog pics of models willing to pretty much fuck on camera for fashion – but rather keep it PG for the Christian fellowship that floods the mall stores to buy their made in Bangledesh by a 10 year old bra and panty sets…especially this time of year because it’s an easy present for a brain washed society….but I’ll still post it because one man can’t protest so many tall hot half naked bitches…no one will notice….

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2013

20

Dec

Miranda Kerr VS Winter of the Day

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I know that Miranda Kerr doesn’t matter. I mean she isn’t even good enough for Victoria’s Secret, Orlando Bloom but more importantly, even Bieber treated her like a jump off he fucked for a night and threw out the next day like kitchen trash, despite her fucking him causing a domino affect that touched every aspect of her life….from home, to public image, to work…one night in Bieber and BOOM! horrible consequences ensue…

But she is in NYC, and it is snowing in NYC, yet she staged some pics with the paparazzi walking around without a jacket, you know so all the moms out there can say “you’re gonna catch cold sweetheart”…while all the guys say “why aren’t your nipples hard”…while everyone else just remembers that there is one thing that doesn’t get cold in winter and that’s whores.

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2013

20

Dec

Duck Dynasty update of the Day

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Everyone keeps talking about these Duck Dynasty assholes who said some shit about a pussy being more appealing than an asshole, unless a girl is on her period, in which case the asshole is a better option for the average man, but not a duck hunter who is used to blood and shit….

I don’t care about their show being pulled, or that people should be allowed to say anti-gay shit, even if they are rednecks and obviously homophobes by nature…I find the whole thing a waste of fucking time…and energy and the issue is really not one that should even be on the radar of the general public…

He’s a fucking millionaire pulling some scam that middle america is distracted by, he’s already fucking won..

But I do care when I see a seal cuddle up to a duck hunter, whether he’s homophobic or not, shit’s pretty fucking cute and I like cute, it turns girls on, especially in this homophobic duck hunter era that is upon us….

Posted in:Videos

2013

20

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I usually love Christmas.

I like that it is 90 percent a viral campaign that happened in the 20s-50s that people don’t realize was just a viral campaign that people brought into their homes. From Santa being made by coke…it’s just Holiday movies, commercial, buy buy buy to fix the slump int he economy that happens every december….

But this year, I haven’t crashed any office Christmas parties, or met any desperate women who have drank one too many egg nog’s or spiced lattes craving a hug from the inside because when single – this is the most desperate time of year…

But I have hope that a Christmas miracle is around the corner…

Here are some morning links…

20 Perfect SFW Porn Edits
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Lohan Hangs with High School Kids
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The Best WTF Pic You Will See Today
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Kate Bosworth’s Wedding Pic
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A Whole Bunch of Hot Asses
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A Day in the Life of a 90s Kid on Winter break
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100 Greatest Action Movie One-Liners
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GET THIS FOR ANY WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE – EVEN YOUR MOM
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Girls With Squishy Boobs
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12 Celebs You Didn’t Know Were Related
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Girls on Cam are Better than The Girls You Pull
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A Redhead and her Vagina
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Fat Girls Gone Fit
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2013

20

Dec

Natasha Barnard Big Ass Tits for Lingerie of the Day

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Natasha Barnard is an SI Model who I guess does lingerie modelling on the side since SI doesn’t pay the models to get into their bikinis…those girls do it for free..that’s why Kate Upton had to turn to humiliating herself in acting and Chrissy Teigen had to whore herself out to some millionaire musician to get the life she felt she deserved thinking she was all hotter than she actually was, making SI’s stamp of approval payment in ego boosting…because the rest of the world takes their model choices seriously, while I just find them flimsy, lazy and that they take whoever comes along with full enough tits…

But Natasha Barnard..this girl is good.

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