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2014

03

Jan

Beth Behrs Shitty Bikini Pic for Instagram of the Day

I don’t watch 2 Broke Girls…it annoys me…because Kat Denning is too fat to be broke, real broke people die of starvation…and because their apartment is too nice to constitute being broke….but mainly because the show was conceptualized by Whitney Cummings, the least funny female comedian ever…but rather a crass girl who talks about fucking, while fucking, in order to move that career along thanks to people with power liking getting fucked by aspiring comedians…

That said, Beth Behrs is the other girl on the show and here she is in a seriously uneventful bikini vacation pic that looks like it was shot in 92 and scanned last week, you know old technology, out of focus, short wearing to hide her balls or fucking massive clit, or dumpy ass bullshit…

Posted in:Beth Behrs

2014

03

Jan

Hidden Camera Catches Therapist Beating Autistic Boy of the Day

I don’t really like posting videos of some Autistic kid who seems to live in hell getting beaten up by his 27-year-old therapist….

I don’t there is much entertainment value to that, even though I think I am autistic and highly entertaining in my disconnected, soulless ways…

And sometimes I like to tease people like Jenny McCarthy for having tainted wombs thanks to all the cum they’ve had inside them in launching their careers that their babies come out with developmental issues…

But this shit, of a man named Stephen Jacobs, coming into the home of a poor helpless 3 year old…where he proceeds to beat him…needs to be seen by as many people as possible, so that one, this kind of job becomes more regulated, two, so that parents don’t leave their kids home alone with strangers, and three, that Stephen Jacobs gets what he fucking deserves…sodomized in prison everyday until he dies of internal bleeding…

So pass this around…

Posted in:Videos

2014

03

Jan

Jane Seymour Granny in a Bikini Fetish of the Day

Jane Seymour, or as I like to call her, Dr Quinn Medicine Woman, because that’s the dumbest fucking name for a TV show ever and many dicks must have been sucked to make that pile of shit come together…in what must have been a very dark time for television….is a 62 year old mom of 4 who everyone is going fucking nuts over because she’s wearing a bikini and is apparently more fit than she was in 1973 on the set of James Bond…if by fit you mean she can run farther and faster because back then she just smoked and ripped lines…but in terms of body, she’s all barrel bellied and dumpy assed…so I can only assume they fit they are talking about is just health oriented or maybe fitting into a size 0 thanks to Ostheoperosis, but not in terms of tight rocking’ squat loving, body I would expect from a 62 year old actress who has nothing better to do than fitness all day every day…

If you’re into senior discounts and dating the women who get them…here’s a 62 Year old in a bikini for your sick fucking fetish…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jane Seymour

2014

03

Jan

Iggy Azalea Concert Pictures from Early December of the Day


Iggy Azalea is some hipster white rapper who I guess black guys like enough to endorse because she has a fat ass and pretends she was a stripper…

I am convinced her storyline is a like, and she was just some middle class suburban australian who decided to trick the world by moving to LA with some bullshit about being a poor stripper…because based on everything I know…poor strippers never make it to America, get a record deal, and green card…but I’ll go along with it, because what is authentic about her, is her fat ass, and really, in this day and age, fat ass is kinda all humanity has going for it..

These pics are of her working some cameraman at her show…in early decemeber…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Iggy Azalea

2014

03

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

When trapped inside a cabin in the woods with my obese disgustingly fat wife on some team building trip that should end in murder suicide but that will just end with me locking myself outside hoping I freeze to death…

I have no choice but to spend my nights trying to convince girls to take pictures of themselves with random household objects in their asses..

So far no one has pulled through…making this weekend far worse that I expected it to be…which is already very very very bad.

Here are some morning links…

Jane Seymour is 62 in a Bikini
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Top 10 Uncle Phil Moments
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Worst Topless Beach Pic You’ll See Today
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30 Celebrity Make-Unders
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Ultimate Weather Bloopers
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Alison Brie Reaction Faces in GIF
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Winter Babes!
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WATCH – Girls Getting Naked for Free
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

03

Jan

Maria Menounos’ Choreographed Christmas Dance of the Day

I am very late on these Maria Menounos choreographed dance videos where she seems to be in a bikini because like the rest of the world…I don’t give a fuck about Maria Menounos, if anything I hate her because she is a host of a celebrity gossip show owned by the people who own the celebrities and that in and of itself just makes me angry…

I don’t find her all that hot, all that interesting, and I’ve already seen her vagina sticking it’s tongue out at me…but I’ll post it anyway.

TO SEE SOME RECENT BIKINI VACATION PICS OF HER CLICK HERE

Posted in:Maria Menounos

2014

02

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

2014’s as shitty as I expected…but the good news is girls are just as slutty as they were in 2013. That keeps me going….

Here are the stepLINKS…

Baby Gives Jenny McCarthy Side Eye – FUNNY
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Girls Without Bras
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This CHick is Ripped….
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AnnaLynne McCord Lives and is Still Skinny in a Bikini
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Rihanna’s New Years on Instagram
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Bridget Malcolm in Lingerie
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People WHo Have Failed in the New Year
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Marg Helgenberger’s Pokies
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Subway Pisser
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Nina Agdal in Revista
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Charlize Theron in a Bikini
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Some Slut
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Frog Walking….
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Keira Knightley in a Magazine….
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The Science of Chocolate
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Margot Robbie and Kate Mara
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Scientists Levitate Small Objects
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Topless Beach Pic of the Day
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Nina Agdal in a Bikini
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Chris Kluwe On Why He Was Fired from The Vikings
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Nina Agdal in Beach Bunny
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Cara Delevingne Eyebrows
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Famous Women You’d Have a Beer With
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Paris Hilton in a Sleazy Tight Dress
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Jessica Simpson Mega Gallery….
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stepNEWS – TOPLESS SPEEDING WOMAN ARRESTED AND AMAZING
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Hot Girl Making Cookies
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Tori Spelling Staged Pic
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Chocolate Bananasa Gone Wrong
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People Living Like No One is Watching
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Sexy Snow Bunnies
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The Hottest Pic You Will Ever See of Kayley Cuoco
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Dude Got in Trouble for Fucking the Window
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Anastasia Ashley in a Bikini Yo
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Holly Wolf Titty Model
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500 Foot Moving Goal
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Kate Winslet is Worried for Miley
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11 People Who Forgot to Work Out at the Gym
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The Year in Celebrity Booty
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More Demi Moore Bikini Pics
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Kaley Cuoco in a Pink Dress!
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The Ultimate Weather Bloopers of 2013
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Rob Kardashian Wants to Quit his Family
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You Need one of these in your Bag of Tricks…
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CAM GIRLS FOREVER
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Model May Andersen’s 2011 Nude Pics are making a Comeback
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Your Favorite Celebrity Nude Scenes
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2 Finger Handjob is Kinda Homo To Watch But Pretyt Alright
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Weird Titty Cam Show
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Goth Porn
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Breasts Against Glass
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Seriously Uneventful Masturbation
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Giant Webcam Tits
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Awesome Squirt Video
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2 Girls One Cam
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A Couple Girls Dyking Out
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Amateur Fucks Herself with a Wine Bottle
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Get the Best Porn – at a Discount
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

02

Jan

Demi Moore in her Bikini of the Day

Demi Moore is more science than human so whenever her bikini pics happen, I stare and wonder how someone at 60 with 3 kids looks better now than when she was nude modelling to pay her rent back in the 80s before she slept her way into movies…becoming some kind of it girl despite having no talent or skill…something that we can all agree you don’t need to be an actor…since it’s all a smoke show pile of bullshit lie…kinda like Demi Moore’s bikini body she paid for…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Demi Moore

2014

02

Jan

Eva Longoria in a Bikini on Vacation of the Day

Eva Longoria posted a bikini pic…and clearly knows her angles because she’s looking good despite being the Rihanna of Mexicans, who hates being Mexican so bad that she hires Mexican servants to make herself feel more important than the average Mexican…

I never found her hot, maybe because I am a self hating Mexican, or maybe because I know what corn tortillas to do an ass when eaten the way real Mexicans who haven’t gone Hollywood eat…but for some reason I am finding her hot today…maybe because I have Mexican hooker mommy issues that are flashing back now that we are starting a new year and I am reflecting…and I see my mexican hooker mom in her or maybe because I never banged a Mexican and being half Mexican want to see myself in her…covering her fish taco with my salsa…right?

Posted in:Eva Longoria

2014

02

Jan

Olga Kent’s Got Good Bikini of the Day


Olga Kent is some Russian girl who I am celebrating in her bikini because unlike other Russian girls she’s managed to get into Movies and other shit…rather than working for a webcam company where she pisses on command if you ask her for fear that the Russian Mobster than owns her kills her family if she doesn’t do it….however I kinda prefer desperation of a girl who had relatives wait in line for rationed bread to someone getting paid…no matter how good she looks in a bikini…

Apparently, she’s a bond girl…I’m more into her vagina definition in her bikini..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Olga Kent