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2014

02

Jan

Drunk Asian of the Day

If you ask any Asian, they will admit that they can’t hold their liquor, but for some reason, I think the hippie feminist uptight cunts who come to this site, will say that this post is racist…but the fact is that I have got drunk around Asians enough to know that Asians can’t hold their Liquor, and that would be a good thing, if Asian girls gave me the time of day, but they don’t because I don’t speak in binary code…0 and 1s motherfucking robot aliens…

All this to say, this kind of video is the shit I love.

If you don’t like that – here’s some Asians rockin’ the car dealership..

Posted in:Videos

2014

02

Jan

A$AP Rocky Fan Falls off the Rafters of the Day

Here is video of some idiot fan at an A$AP Rocky show in Perth Australia on New Years eve…falling from the rafters that he probably shouldn’t have climbed up onto in the first place, but it’s New Year Eve bro, let’s make shit epic, especially when fuelled on Booze and Molly, I mean pain doesn’t exist…

I hate to say it, but any idiot in this situation deserves it….but they do deserve it…I mean what a fucking idiot.

Posted in:Videos

2014

02

Jan

Rihanna’s Black Slave on New Years Eve of the Day

Rihanna celebrated New Years, as people do, and she took the opportunity to show the world she, like Denver Colorado, likes weed…because unlike McDonald’s and all the other shit in our food, weed doesn’t kill people…but more importantly, used it as an opportunity to show the world her Black Slave, because as a black girl, you only really know you’ve made it, when you can hire yourself a slave to work your 14 million dollar New York apartment, even though it’d be more exciting if that slave was white, you know as revenge to all the plantation owners in the Islands who fucked with her people, but I guess she’s more into being a plantation owner than seeking redemption…but I already knew that, I know people who live in Barbados and the locals hate Rihanna because she treats them more like hired help than the tourists that are there that they are actually hired to help…she’s a cunt like that, but I like her lingerie business suit shit, there’s a fetish somewhere in whatever is going on here.

Posted in:Rihanna

2014

02

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t think anyone should be working or on a computer, pretty much ever, especially not 2 days after New Years Eve…I mean where is the fucking justice in the world…with all this need to make money to survive bullshit…I can guarantee whoever came up with that idea was part of the 2%…a rich motherfucker just getting richer cuz he has a staff of monkeys doing all his bullshit work for him…

All this to say that new year, can be seen as new beginnings but I see it requires a lot of naps…

Here are some morning links…

Kaley Cuoco Got Married
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RIP Uncle Phil
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Eric Schmidt’s 2014 Predictions
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11 People Who Forgot How to Work Out at the Gym
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Jessica Simpson Mega Gallery….
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2014 Redheads…
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7 Loneliest Cats Ever
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Mayor Bloomberg Looks Sad
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Some Good Female Fails
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Good Morning Mr Breakfast Weirdness
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It May Be 2014 – The YEar of the Cam Girl
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

01

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

It may not be a good year, it never really is, but the older you get the less you care…but based on these snapchats I got..It might be better than the last…Happy New Year…now get ready for people to wish you a happy New Year the Next month..with some stepLINKS…

2 Amazing Drunk Girls on the News…to Ring in 2014 by Fucking Shit Up on Live TV!!
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Top 10 Most Overrated Models
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Dubai World Record New Years Fireworks
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2014 Car Selfies
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7 Types of Hangovers you Will Have
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4 Magicians Who Died Performing
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Street Performer Gets Upstaged By a Kid
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Miley Cyrus Topless Shoot 2013 Throwback
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Marg Helgenberger in a Bikini
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15 Lessons You Can Learn from Rif Raff to Improve your Vine Game
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Madison Murray Rings in the New Year
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Buggy Rollover!
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Britney Spears Has a Wardrobe Malfunction
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Rosie Jones and Other Bitches in Some UK Glamour Mag
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Justin Bieber’s Bodyguards Got Ribs Kicked In
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The Most Anticipated Movies of 2014
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Maryna Linchuk in Lingerie in a Magazine
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Price is right Contestant Who Went Crazy after Winning an Auid
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Jenna Dewan for Ocean Drive
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5 Ambitious New Years Resoultions
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More Charlize Theron in a Bikini
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Ariana Grande Covers Cosmo
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The Science of Garbage
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Some Trashy WHore Posing Half Naked
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Jennifer Anniston and Friends in a Bikini
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Taylor Swift is Ruining the Beach
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Tongue Splitting of the Day
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Some random Model in a Bikini Campaign
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The Most Influential People of 2013
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Julianne Hough Hooker in Leggings
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Miranda Kerr Naked in Harper’s Bazaar
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True Facts About the Armadillo
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The Best VINES of 2013
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You Need one of these in your Bag of Tricks…
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CAM GIRLS FOREVER
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Creaming Girl Gives Herself a Facial
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Fisting Video of the Day
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Babes Celebrating New Years
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Mesh Top Masturbation
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The Worst Masturbation Video
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Lesbian Hippie Masturbation
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Weird Unattractive Twerk
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Some Typical Babe Posing
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Get the Best Porn – at a Discount
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

01

Jan

Celebrity New Years Eve Round-Up of the Day

Apparently, celebrities are just like us and celebrate New Years Eve, or at least use it as a photo opportunity for people to talk about them…here are a few low levels and some celebrity royalty doing their boring New Years hustle because they’ve already won – taken from their instagram and twitter because they are so kind to share with us peasants…to give us a glimpse into the lives we have collectively given them…so fucking nice of them…

Taylor Swift and Sarah Hyland BFFs on New Years because they get each other…


Jaime King and Selma Blair New Years Eve Kiss – Racy Lesbians no one cares about….because it’s not the 90s…

Nina Agdal’s Pink New Years Hair…

Bar Refaeli does the Mickey Walrus

Christina Milian Cleavage

Jojo by the Fire

Krysten Ritter in a Bikini top and a Gun in New Mexico

Jamie Chung in a Bikini in Turks a Caicps

Kelly Brook Hid Her Tits Boring…

None of these people really matter, they are all pretty low level, but it’s good to know that their New Year’s Eve sucked as hard as your did, because ultimately, they are just people too, very horrible miserable vile people, but people nonetheless….

Posted in:stepLISTS

2014

01

Jan

Izabel Goulart’s Thai Vacation on Istagram of the Day

It looks like Izabel Goulart is in Thailand on vacation with someone I assume is a professional photographer, like she was Petra Nemcova, only without the Tsunami and dead photographer….but rather amazingly shot instagram pics that look like they are a bad scan from a magazine…to remind us all that our lives fucking suck…but not as hard as that Phuket lady boy, who is being put to work hard the past week thanks to all the fat American, German, Australian, Russian perverts in THailand to fuck Lady Boys…

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2014

01

Jan

Bryana Holly Strategically Naked for Treats of the Day

Her name is Bryana Holly – she’s an instagram model who was dating Brody Jenner and I am sure other low level celebrities in attempts to get famous…she’s fucking THIRSTY for fame and I’ve been following her just to judge her…because I like thirsty girls…I mean that and stare at her hot pics because she’s pretty fucking amazing…

Well now she’s doing the Emily Ratajkowski, cuz with every successful hustle one person does that works, there will be a dozen people to follow their lead and try to make it happen for themselves in a “If she posted naked for TREATS and all this happened, I can too, I’m way hotter than her”….you know typical competitive girl shit…that I don’t mind sitting on the sidelines watching…because naked girls are amazing…

Even if she’s only getting naked to get closer to the Winklevoss Twins who used their 100 million Facebook dollars to start TREATS to get laid….

I mean any reason for a desperate fame whore girl to get naked in efforts to get famous…works for me..

It’s a nice level of trying too fucking hard…but it doesn’t matter cuz she’s naked….that could have got me hard if I had a sex drive…

But I do appreciate a good naked body, and this here, is a good naked body, even if it is tainted by Brody Jenner and countless other low levels on her quest to be famous…a strategy I like a lot less than her getting naked…

Posted in:Bryana Holly

2014

01

Jan

Miley Cyrus New Years of the Day

For the girl being packaged as the most edgy bitch to hit the music scene of the year, even if her edginess is a fucking scam, Miley Cyrus, totally fell out of her new character when she posted her Happy New Year pic on Instagram, there were no midgets, there were no pussy hugging leotards, there were no tongues being stuck out, or brainlessness…and I think it’s a friendly reminder to all of us, that the scam will continue in 2014, and I am fucking happy for that…because we all lead boring lives, let’s let some vapid LA rich kid with a record deal who already won the lottery to give us something to talk about because our lives are that fucking pathetic…but more importantly cuz I find everything she’s doing really entertaining…and even erotic.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

01

Jan

Sara Sampaio Naked for Fashion on the Beach of the Day

Sara Sampaio is some 22 year old Victoria’s Secret model we can assume Victoria’s Secret purchased in some model market they get all their imports from to use as the new Adriana Lima…because they like to keep a consistent brand image not to upset their market with similar enough looking girls…who may or may not be robots they produce in a lab…and in reality whether they are or not, they might as well should be, because before you ever see any pics of them they are photoshopped so hard they aren’t even fucking human….because I would it is cheaper to produce clone models in a lab once the technology is developed, than to find, train, and build up actual women they find peddling fish in a Portuguese market…

Not that this has anything to do with Victoria’s Secret, they just have a way to make everything about them, even when one of their girls is posing topless on the beach in some shoot that probably happened before she booked Victoria’s Secret…and photoshopped or not, she’s pretty spectacular…

Posted in:NSFW|Sara Sampaio