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2014

03

Jan

Ava Sambora’s Instagram Bikini of the Day

Richie Sambora and Heather Locklear’s troubled tween…who I assume is troubled because her mom is Heather Locklear and her dad Richie Sambora….you know Richie Sambora always in and out of rehab causing rockstar issues and Locklear constantly trying to kill herself..leaving poor little Ava, alone to fend for herself while her parents are too into themselves, with her million dollar trust fund and more importantly, money she’s made on her own thanks to being thrown into the industry at a young age, leaving her in Hawaii posing in bikinis for Instagram, that would be creepy to look at if Ava at 16 wasn’t more grown up than more 25 year olds thanks the living the rockstar life, her whole fucking life…

These are some pics of her instagram, she likes to show off her butt, I guess she thinks it is cute…who cares…

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2014

03

Jan

Rumer Willis Bikini in Miami of the Day

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It is a sad day when you get turned on my pictures of RUMER WILLIS in a bikini…knowing what womb RUMER WILLIS crawled out of…but importantly, after years of trying to understand her big awkward looking face that Demi made…I mean this is a girl I’ve made fun of consistently forever because I am an asshole..who I guess has figured out that a hot enough body cancels out a wonky looking face any fucking day…or maybe, just maybe, being locked in a cabin in the woods with my obese wife has made me desperate for anything in a bikini that isn’t my fat fucking wife…

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2014

03

Jan

Gertrud Hegelund Nipple for Elle Australia of the Day

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Gertrud Hegelund is a danish model living in New York and she is in a recent issue of Elle Australia. I guess that is considered making fucking moves…because first you start with Australia and then you take on the world…even though I’ve never heard that ever…except maybe with Steve Irwin, but look where he ended up…dead.

Either way, I think I can see her nipple. Which isn’t a big deal for anyone, especially not a model, who’s career is based on being willing to get naked in camera…because lets face it, it is just a nipple, even if all the girls you ask for tit pics freak when you ask for one…since you aren’t a photographer on set for a magazine, where any girl would take their top off because that’s the scam with photography…it’s modern day puppet mastery…

I’ve never heard of her before, but I think I like her…especially in this hot cowboy shoot…

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2014

03

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio in an Artistic Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is getting all artistic in her bikini selfies for instagram….running them through filters hard even though they are hardly selfies but rather over produced nonsense shot by what is probably professional photographer fans and run through the team at Victoria’s Secret quality control department before posting it – because she is owned by them and everything you see in social media is a fucking lie….a lie designed for fans to feel like they can connect with her on whatever level this is….

I just think it’s too bad she cropped out her pussy definition, which happens to be my favorite part of any bikini….

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2014

03

Jan

Gas Sniffer of the Day

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They say that Gas Sniffing is bad for tweens who can’t legally buy booze, but can legally buy cans of toxic aerosol chemicals…

I say it’s pretty fucking funny to watch…on so many levels, from how idiotic a bitch has to be to get into this shit, thinking it’s a good idea, when it is only really a good idea when you’re practically homeless and can’t afford actual drugs…but more importantly, how good it is to see her fall from the stairs…

Sure I am more into teens being slutty on the internet, but I figure this is a solid gateway activity to that…it burns off them brain cells proper…

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2014

03

Jan

Miley Cyrus Watching a Miley Cyrus Video of the Day

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Miley Cyrus decided to show the world that she’s a vapid self-obsessed little cunt, in a video I don’t really understand, but figure is her high with a friend who is making fun of her for watching her own video for 4 hours, and the fact that I even pulled that much information out of this bullshit, angers me, because sitting here trying to analyze an instagram video of Miley Cyrus, as if it was some masterful theatrical piece of history, is just plane ridiculous….but not as ridiculous as the fact that she’s not touching herself like this was one of her music videos…cuz that is the Miley I like to anal-yze…in my mind…

The fact she’s a self involved little cunt is really expected…she’s in an industry where people suck her dick all day and feed her ego because she makes them money or they are paid to do so…while the rest of the world celebrates her…if she wasn’t self involved and if she didn’t think she was awesome, she could never get on stage and have the audacity to perform like she matters or deserves to…

All this to say, she needs to step up her instagram video game…

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2014

03

Jan

Hardcore Music Video of the Day

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Sunshine – “Arnprior” from stagnant cult. on Vimeo.

I think I linked this video the other day, it was open in my browser tab and I watched it again, on mute, but this actually watching it and seeing that it includes fucking with a dildo, maybe even a strap on and peeing…yet still hosted on VIMEO, which I guess likes to walk that fine line art vs porn site…which in a lot of ways…is kind of what I am all about and in a lot of ways is awesome…and here’s the video proof…

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2014

03

Jan

Simon Cowell’s Bikini Clad Groupies of the Day

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Simon Cowell is getting bombard by 16 year old girls…in their bikinis…with their fat asses that we can blame on a western diet and hormones in the food that will leave them 600 pounds and too tired to move in 10 years…all because McDonalds is legal and advertised while Marijuana and other harmless things aren’t….and he’s looking far too happy to be getting this young girl attention in the rich resort in Barbados he hangs at…making me wonder if he’s the kind of sex tourism UK pedo that have been around for generations…kinda making his whole debut in the industry with the Teletubbies and American Idol, clearly younger audiences arouse him and his bank account…

Pervert.

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2014

03

Jan

Hilary Duff and the Sex Appeal Killing Fashion Accessory of the Day

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Instinctively, when I see a girl with a baby carriage, who is built like a fucking school bus, clearly as a consequence of her breeding…I get turned the fuck off, even knowing she’s some rich starlet from the 90s you probably wanted to fuck…not just because she has a vagina, now a much bigger broken down vagina, but a vagina nevertheless, but because she’s Stuff by Hilary Duff and was everywhere…shoved down your throat in a way you couldn’t avoid her….

There are two sides to this sex appeal killing fashion accessory we call a baby…or baby carriage..and that is that sometimes…the mom is single and alone and at wits end, you know borderline ready to drown her fucking kids because she can’t take it anymore, and that level of desperation, makes for an easy fuck, if you say the right thing, which is usually just “hello”…

So to every horrible situation…there’s good…and this has been the inspirational moment of the day..

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2014

03

Jan

Drunk Russian of the Day

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There’s something magical about Russia.

It’s not their policy on the Gays, because I like lesbians even though they don’t like me, and more importantly, I don’t care who or what a motherfucker sticks his dick inside….

It is the fact that they have some hot born in communist women you would assume were built in a war camp basement lab somewhere outside Chernobyl after the nuclear meltdown, up on some super hero shit that for some reason led to a surplus of hot women, leaving some exported as wives, others as escorts and cam girls, and other as top models…all without souls because communism steals souls….not that they are communist anymore, but you get what I am saying…and that is that the people of Russia are fucking wild and do crazy shit always involving vodka…so much fucking vodka like this guy who decided to stick his head through a window and not really be able to pull out…funny right.

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