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2014

24

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My wife is an amazing creature, and not in a good way…like this bitch is not saving the fucking world or anything, she’s just amazing because she can sit for 12 hours on the couch without moving…but because for a woman who can’t wipe her own ass she manages to be pretty fucking capable when it comes to dealing with her food addiction…I mean this bitch will get out of bed at 4 am and manage to walk to the closest 24 hour convenience store to buy 1000s of calories of shit to eat before coming home and falling back to sleep…if only there was an obstacle course along the way…maybe she wouldn’t be 1000 pounds…leading to my new sports league…obesity olympics….where the trophy at the end of the athletic task is a bag of doritos and ice cream…these motherfuckers will work for the shit…

Bendy Girls
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Joanna Krupa and Denise Richards Dyking Out
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John Ham Cock
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Mini Matchstick Gun
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Super Bowel – Party Platters
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1000s of Girls Masturbating for You
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13 Popular Cars from TV Shows
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Troy Barnes GIS to Get you Through the 5 Stages of Grief
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Some Pretty Awful GIFs
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

23

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I fell in love today…with a girl I held the door open for…It was a misconnection…that should have been an unwanted pregnancy…but I guess I don’t have quick enough reflexes or aim with my sperm

Here are some LINKS…


Kelly Brook Nipples
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The Beiber Pageant
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Car Selfies
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Abigail Clancy Lookin Hot in a Period Friendly Dress
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Selena Gomez Lookin’ Hot in Seventeen
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Selena Gomez Loving the Bieber Scandal
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Suzanne Stokes is Such a Whore
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Brande Roderick for Kandy Magazine…
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Joe Exotic is Awesome…
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AU Band Reacts to 2013 Iron Bowl Win…Cool
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Karina Smirnoff in a Tight Red Dress
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Bieber was high on Weed, Pills and Booze and Here are the Nightclub Pics
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There is an Alien Base on the Moon
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Genius Rooftop Jump
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Lauren Cremaschi is Hilariously Seeking Attention in Miami with a See Through Shirt
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This Looks Like One Tasty Ass. Just Ask The Guy Behind Her
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Kym Marsh Black Panties!
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GOne but never forgotten fast foods that need to be revived
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Bike Jump Fail
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Crazy Canoe Ride Sighting
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Rihanna in Glamour South Africa…
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19 Things People Swear They Will Never Do Until They Have Kids
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Coke Can in Lava
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Alice Goodwin in a Bikini
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Sharni Vinson – Paddle Boards
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Emma Watson is Boring
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Gabrielle Union Works Out with Porn Stars

Gabrielle Union Talks About Working Out With Porn Stars

Hilary Duff is Coming Back to TV
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Victoria Beckham for Vanity Fair Italy
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Rednecks Catch a Crocdile
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The Gun Safe of the Future
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Natural Selection VS Evolution
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Doutzen Kroes in GQ South Africa
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Whatever This Is, It’s Better Than Jerking Off a Cow
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Tattooo Shop Fatty Fail
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This Stripclub has the Highest Strip Pole Ever
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A Bunch of Underboobs…Virgins…Love..>This Shit…
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Zooey Deschanel Isn’t Very Hot
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A Whole Bunch of Redheads
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These Toys Are Made for Cumming
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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1000s of Girls Masturbating for You
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2 Sisters on Cam
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Three Girls Naked Together
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Girl Spreads her Ass
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Blonde With Big Tits
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Not All Masturbation Videos are Created Equally
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Tattooed Slut Fucking a Mannequin Hand
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Mile High Pussy Rub
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Intense Bald Vagina
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Some Sexy Nude Yoga
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DJ Big Tits is Hilarious
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The Best Damn Porn and it is at a Discount For stepREADERs!!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

23

Jan

Chantel Jeffries is The Girl Who Was With Bieber of the Day

The highlight of the staged DUI to distract from his other issues and to pave the way for rehab bullshit isn’t the fact that everyone is talking about it like it is news, even the fucking news…because it’s really not news…or shouldn’t be…but rather expected with the way the world works…

The highlight is not that Miley and Bieber are the Same fucking person…at least in gif…

The highlight is Chantel Jeffries, the instagram whore who is a legit model people, she’s signed to an agency…who Bieber was with…but who more importantly has fucked rappers, athletes and black people to get famous before Bieber…you know just being a ratchet ass ho running the Miami party scene like she is supposed to…fuck the famous, feel more important…while white guys who wish they were black love the girls the black guys fuck…in trying to fit in…

And some self produced videos…

Posted in:Chantel Jeffries

2014

23

Jan

Today’s Rihanna Smoking in a Bikini Pics of the Day

If you reach this site…you will know that a day is not a day without Rihanna bikini pics…that she posts to her instagram in her downtime

Her tour is over…and that people aren’t screaming her name every night which helps her self esteem..but rather she’s forced to take a month off, get back in studio, produce more generic shit radio stations will be paid to pollute our lives with, only to go on tour again so that people will scream her name again….

So her instagram, is the only way to get feedback, the only way to show her twat for the people who want it…I think this is day four of bikinis, just a bitch keeping herself relevant…

I am down with bikini pics, but the fact that she insists on posing with a blunt all the time, is bitch reaching….like a high school kid trying to show the internet how hard he is…it’s totally unnecessary and just a reminder how lame she is…I mean smoke weed, meth, crack whatever the fuck you want but to pose with it like you’re so gangster is pathetic…but I guess this is Rihanna we’re talking about, probably the worst human around, at least that’s what I am sure Chris Brown would tell us.

Posted in:Rihanna

2014

23

Jan

Emily Osment Does Bondage of the Day

I have always assumed that Emily Osment was a sexual deviant…you know totally dysfunctional and fucked up thanks to being born Haley Joel Osment, academy award nominee, who no one cared about after he hit puberty, until he got breast implants and put on a dress…

You know the kind of tranny, who like so many other trannies, is just a fucking dirt, broken down person, who has weird sex with married men and themselves…from inserting big objects to sucking their own dicks..just google tranny porn, and it’ll give you a whole new perspective of that chick down the street who was born a dude…because to cut off your own dick, your sex organ, you gotta have some serious fucking issues..

Issues, that make being cuffed to a bed, pretty vanilla, but at least she’s giving us a taste of how freaky she gets…you know as a Disney chick, her career only allows so much.

Posted in:Emily Osment

2014

23

Jan

Keri Russell Slutting Out for GQ like it was the 90s of the Day

Felicity is making a comeback and she’s doing it pretty naughty…making her fans that loved her when she was in her late 20s…who probably still have the DVD box set wrapped in their DVD collection next to their star wars toys pretty fucking exciting…because they never gave up on her when the rest of us forgot about her and they knew that when they staged that fake wedding in their mom’s basement with a model they made of her…their commitment and love for her was eternal…through thickness and thinness, sickness and health…

While the rest of us just see a 40 year old trying to hard, post pregnancy, to be hot…but in our defence we didn’t find her hot in her 20s and don’t find her hot now.

Posted in:Keri Russell

2014

23

Jan

Drunken Cycling of the Day

I learned at a young age, that everything is better when drunk. I am talking all aspects of life. From school, to work, to sports, to hobbies, to sex, to church, to whatever the fuck you like doing…when you’re drunk…it’s actually enjoyable…and if done right…it makes people laugh…and spreading job, up on some Patch Adams shit, makes the world a better place, even if it involves sacrificing your safety, well being or health…you are martyr…like this guy riding his bike drunk…awesome.

Posted in:Videos

2014

23

Jan

Jasmin Walia Hot Leotard pic of the Day

TOWIE is some big UK show that I have never seen because I don’t live in the UK…but that is apparently a big deal…and I guess one of the reality show’s stars if that even makes sense, because as far as I am concerned any star in a reality show is a fucking loser, even this one, named Jasmin Walia….I mean if you don’t factor in that she posts pics of her ass with some leotard shit jacked up her ass…the kind of girl using Reality TV to leverage her into a sex tape deal…much more enterprising than the whores I deal with…

Posted in:Jasmin Walia

2014

23

Jan

Kelly Hall Tits for Page 3 of the Day

Kelly Hall is a Page 3 Idol winner, which I guess is a big deal in the UK for a girl who aspires to be a titty model, because it means getting on the map and into the daily paper as the tits of the year, at least I assume that’s the case, because these tits has that as her twitter bio….

I don’t find her all that hot, at least not in these shitty, generic pics, but she does have tits that she thinks are good enough to use to get ahead and she is willing to use them…and more girls should follow her lead because I want to see her tits..

Posted in:Kelly Hall|NSFW

2014

23

Jan

Kate Upton Does the Superbowl for Vogue of the Day

The Super Bowl is a big deal for Kate Upton…

Not necessarily because she’s into Football…

Not necessarily because her fan base is all about that shit…and I don’t mean to shit on every football fan, because I know that football is a huge deal to dudes of all socio-economic backgrounds…I just mean to say that trailer dwelling mass market blue collar Joe the Plumber motherfucker with the 400 pound wife is all about this Kate Upton shit, her awkward body is like some angelic shape from heaven…

But because of all the party snacks…so much food for her to eat her way through…because that’s what pigs do.

Posted in:Kate Upton