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2014

14

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I fail at LA.

I don’t care about celebrity parties, award shows, and Tim Robbins was getting a coffee in front of me and I only knew because the coffee shop working freaked out…

I don’t care about celebrities, but rather am very into the failed celebrity chicks who are out here trying to get famous, but shit didn’t work out for them, leaving them desperate enough to believe I am a movie producer….that said, I am also into the little clueless rich girls in yoga pants…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Kim Kardashian’s Ass Selfie
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Emma Thompson – Classy Drunk
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Today in Thigh Gaps…
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Pam Anderson is Back with Rick Solomon
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Victoria’s Sivlstedt’s Old Hooker Lips
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Pregnant Emily Blunt!
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Hip Hop Coloring Book
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Some Chick named Christy Rice in a Bikini
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Kate Beckinsale’s Not Hot
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White Bikini Jacked Up Ass
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Pixie Lott in a Hot Panty Upskirt!
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Rose McGowan Pokies!
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Kim Kardashian VS the N-Word
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Slutty Celebrity Candids
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Adriana Lima Sweaty as Fuck
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Paula Patton Giant Vagina
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Julia Pereira Amazing in a BIkini Top
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Pics of Celebs without Make-Up
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All The Ass The You Could Possibly Fuck
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The Worst Place to Put Yoru Hand
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Olga Kent Amazing in a Bikini
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Spread Jam Around Her Asshole And Toss Her Salad
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Weirdest Family Function Featuring a Stripper Ever
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Lindsay Lohan Amazing in a Mini Skirt
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Some Fat Greek Ass
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Woody Allen is a PEDO
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Daisy Lowe Amazing Cleavage
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Killer Karaoke
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Gisele in a Bikini Photoshoot
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Kristen Stewart in Glasses
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Babes in Sports Bras
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Emma Stone Bikini Pics!
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Nina Agdal Promotes Beer
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Some Junior Kick Boxing
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Fill your sex with Toys – Everyone Loves Toys
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Some Cam Girls Have All the Fun…And You Get to Watch for Free
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Alanah Rae Big Wet Tits
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High Heel Dildos Make Lesbian Porn Worth it…!!
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Japanese Girls Trapped with Eels in Cellophane
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Top 10 Porn Fails
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Creepy Bed Orgasm!
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Ass Massage
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The Best Cable Nudity
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The Best Celebrity Nude Scenes
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The Best Damn Porn and it is at a Discount
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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2014

13

Jan

Margot Robbie’s Wolf of Wall Street Nudes of the Day

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I haven’t seen Wolf of Wallstreet but every motherfucker won’t shut up about it….and more importantly won’t shut up about Margot Robbie and her nude scene – so I figure, since celebrity nudity is what I built this empire on, I might as well post it…because lets face it, Leonardo DiCaprio’s life isn’t celebrated enough…might as well be reminded that he was paid millions to do this…because if you don’t wake up thinking you suck at life…you don’t matter….

I have never heard of Margot Robbie – But I have seen her naked and so have you.

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2014

13

Jan

Alyssa Arce Awesome Tits for Terry Richardson of the Day

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This Alyssa Arce is an actual model with a modelling agency, who I guess understands that her asset is her huge tits on her small frame and not really anything else about her…and that’s why she went the Playboy route…which led to doing Terry Richardson shoots like this..and I am not complaining, I am actually happy to see Playboy booking girls who don’t look like fake lip plastic porn chicks, this is progressive fashion porn to them and that’s what I am into…so lets all stare at Alyssa Arce and her tits…and the new beginning they represent…or you can just google her and find pics of her pussy, I am in LA and would rather spend my time finding her…so that can be your assignment…

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2014

13

Jan

Shanina Shaik for Marie Claire Australia of the Day

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Australian model from Litunania / India who the fuck cares where else named Shanina Shaik who won some Reality show on becoming a super model, which I guess led to becoming a super model…something I am going to assume was a scam and she was already a model to begin with and her agency just thought this would be good for business, which it was cuz she’s all famous and shit now…doing magazine spreads and Victoria’s Secret…I like it.

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2014

13

Jan

White Trash Swimming Pool of the Day

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People don’t realize that Australia is filled with poor white trash, some would even say that Australian white trash is worse that American White Trash because they are legitimately in the middle of no where, they are their own breed of human, and this is how they keep cool in the summer, since it is summer there, when the trailer park home they live in doesn’t come equipped with a fucking pool…I think they are onto something more interesting than the black kids in the ghetto who use the fire hydrant…but I guess black kids in the ghetto can’t afford pick-up trucks…but white trash…live for that shit…

If you don’t like that – here’s a guy falling through the roof of a golf shop…

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2014

13

Jan

Jennifer Lawrence Photobombs Taylor Swift of the Day

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Everyone thinks that Jennifer Lawrence is so cute and refreshing.

You know just a young talent doing her thing and not being shy or reserved about it.

Giving a taste of real and wholesome, like that awkward girl in your high school you don’t make fun of and and you don’t even fuck…because she’s just too off and not in a good way, but in a handicapped way…

You know the kind of girl who may make you laugh, but totally makes you feel more sorry for her more than anything…not that that would stop you from fucking her, I am just trying to paint a picture here and that picture is that Jennifer Lawrence is an actor…which makes her a liar, and I think whatever she’s doing here, is just another act that seems to be working…the whole comes off quirky with good intentions, just having fun living her mom’s dream…doing blockbusters for money, art films for awards, she’s been groomed for this shit…

But I think she makes a mockery of the whole industry with every fucking win. It’s like even a retard can pull this out of her ass….or maybe she’s not a retard, but a genius playing on the fact that we are all retards…So seeing her photobomb Taylor Swift, just annoys me….but I see why everyone is passing it around…nothing better to do I guess.

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2014

13

Jan

Kaley Cuoco Uses Twitter to Make the Golden Globes Classy of the Day

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Attention seeker – Kaley Cuoco, the same person who allegedly killed John Ritter on set of 8 Simple Rules, before being the average looking girl, marketed as the hot girl on a show I will never understand the success of…but that is insanely successful…and people are locked in and addicted to the shit…has gone and done a hand bra in her fancy dress because she’s a trashy bitch and now that she’s staged a few engagements and actually got married, she’s got limited options to shock and awe…who gives a fuck…just look at the pic.

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2014

13

Jan

Jaqueline Bisset is the Viral of the Day

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I don’t even know who Jaqueline Bisset is…but I do know that her speech is going viral, because I guess people know who she is, and care that she’s drunk and medicated, like everyone in Hollywood…except maybe for the obnoxious sober people who will tell you about how sober they are…

I am more into her CNN interview that I watched 30 seconds of and saw her yell at someone to wash her glasses…someone named Nicky…who I guess is her bitch…and that’s amazing.

I love drunk, washed up and Tired bitches…

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2014

13

Jan

The Golden Globes Were Last Night of the Day

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I am in Los Angeles, and like me, a lot of people in Los Angeles, don’t give a fuck about the Golden Globes or their bullshit parties you would think would put any other city in lock down.

If anything, the rest of the world cares so fucking much about these bullshit self righteous things, you know events to celebrate people who have already won, in movies that are generally pretty devoid of any artistic merit, that the perception is that it is a bigger deal than it actually is….I blame the media and you should too.

I didn’t crash any parties, I did get stuck in traffic cuz I took a wrong turn in front of the venue the event was at, accidentally, and I did watch 5 minutes of the bullshit to see that none of those white people thanked Jesus Christ their lord and saviour….

I saw the list of winners, they were all the expected choices, because I guess the Hollywood Foreign press is paid off by the same people, and really unless you were a winner last night and your career is going to turn the fuck around because of it, you have no real reason to care….

That said, the team in the stepFORUM did a round up of everything Golden Globes, so if you are into these over paid cunts in dresses thinking they are a big deal, you’ll love it.

Here are some Golden Globes Cleavage Pics to Round Up the Globes of the Golden Globes and the Parties…because the speeches and winners don’t matters..but the titties do….

Sofia Vegara

Vanessa Hudgens at Some Party – There’s No Way She Was At the Awards….

Taylor Swift

Mila Kutcher

Heidi Klum

Kaley Cuoco

Kate Mara

Nina Dobrev

Jenna Dewan-Tatum

Kate Beckinsale…

Kate Graham – Booty is Globes Too

There are a hell of a lot more…so
CLICK THIS LINK TO SEE A MEGA GOLDEN GLOBES ROUND-UP…I AM TALKING 20 PAGES OF PICS FROM EVERY PARTY, RED CARPET, ALL THINGS GOLDEN GLOBES

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2014

13

Jan

Rosie Huntington-Whitely in Some Lingerie Pics of the Day

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You wanna know what I like better than the Golden Globes? Rosie Huntington-Whitely in lingerie, because unlike the Golden Globes, these pics may be just as big of a Vanity project, you know her promoting her own line of panties cuz she can, cuz she looks good in panties and shit makes her money, but they don’t involve vapid cunts acting surprised, pretending like they don’t deserve the award, and running some shitty speech thanking people they don’t actually care about….

So that’s why I am posting this lingerie gold

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