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2014

10

Jan

Train Operator of the Day

Here’s a great video of a Train Operator abandoning ship…that I think is funny, because that’s what not what you’re supposed to do when you’re barreling towards another train pulling a bunch full of people who are under your fucking protection…and responsibility…not to mention the trains didn’t even connect, and dude was just having a panic attack, making the whole thing way funnier…

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2014

10

Jan

Holly-Daze Coffey is the 15 Year Old Surfer of the Day

As you may or may not know, I am a huge supporter of women’s surfer, I love their asses.

I am a fan, even at the amateur level where 15 or 16 year old surfer girls named Holly Coffeey are involved, not because I know how to surf or offer any real assistance in the sport, you know I am not a mentor to guide them in anyway. I am not like a little league coach…playing hide the baseball in the poor father-less kid with the absentee mother with a crack addictions rectum….

I can however watch it from a distance on instagram…and not feel so bad about it…knowing that Instagram allows this kind of photography, they even make money off it, meaning it’s totally not criminal, totally legit, it’s just a girl in a bikini showing off how she excels in a sport…right?

Instagram makes the rules people, not me. That said, it is safe to say, hormones in the food…are making girls start puberty sooner and sooner…an I am interested in seeing where Holly-Daze Coffey ends up by 18…I am thinking 40 lbs heavier and built like a truck like she was Kate Upton

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2014

10

Jan

Miley Cyrus New Lips of the Day

Miley Cyrus got new lips…at least I assume that is what is going on here, especially since it is a generation of girls filling their lips with chemicals to make them look more full and luxurious, because I guess it is not just for strippers and pornstars anymore…

I prefer when the lips she’s showing off are the ones jacked up with a leotard…not the ones jacked up on her face…

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2014

10

Jan

Salsa Dancing Dog of the Day

Like J.Lo as a teen, here’s a dog dancing to a little Gloria Estefan like a booty shaking hispanic girl who can’t get enough Gloria Estefan because she does so much for their breed of people.

And it’s amazing.

If that’s not enough dog for you – here’s another one chasing the snow…

If that’s not enough dog for you – here’s a Beagle Stealing Chicken Nuggets…

Yes, I officially just broke the internet posting cute dog videos…

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2014

10

Jan

Coachella Line-Up of the Day

My favorite thing about Coachella is when the fake line-up drops because Coachells is a fucking joke to begin with that just gets more and more ridiculous as it gets more and more mainstream,…and more and more corporate funded…not that I ever was into music festivals, but they could book god and shit would still fucking suck…unless god decided to destroy all the bohemian hippie wannabe suburbanites…

I am sure there are a lot of these fake line-ups out there, but the reality is that I don’t really care for Coachella enough to have a favorite thing about it, I am just posting this for no particular reason at all…

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2014

10

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The thing I hate about not being able to afford heat, especially living in Canada during winter, or what the tabloids call the “Polar Vortex”…or whatever weird Sci/Fi term they coined…is that I got nothing else but my wife’s obesity to keep me warm at night and that shit smells like shit…literally…

Pug Face of the Day
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Hot Babes Working Out
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Anne Hathaway Bikini in a Shirt Pictures
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In Case You Missed It – Anne Hathaways’ Husband is Blowing Her Up Via Her Toe
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Basketball Clip of the Morning – Reggie Jackson vs Kenneth Faried
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Justin Bieber Eggs a House
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Rodeo Bull VS Woman
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Amusement Park Rides in 1919 Looked Safe
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Bush of the Day
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Flava Flav Arrested for Driving With 16 License Suspensions….
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10 Famous Movie Misquotes
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Woman Stabs Husband with Squirrel
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Amanda Bynes Wins Bong Throwing Case
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Marc Jacobs Photographer Doesn’t Like Miley
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50 Weird City Names
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Stop Burger Discrimination
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The Hottest Girl You Will See Fist Her Ass Today – I Mean This is Totally Unexpected
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Cam Girls Have All the Fun…And You Get to Watch for Free
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2014

09

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

It turns out that it is never cute when a girl refers to her herpes as a “Visit from Uncle Herp”…..maybe it’s better to keep that Facebook status to your fucking self…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Anne Hathway’s Baby Daddy is Sucking her Toe
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Goodbye Bras….
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Joanna Krupa Has a Hot Ass…
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Shakira and Rihanna
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Janice is Posing Half Naked
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Keeley Hazell in FHM
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Roos Van Montfort for Playboy is Fucking Hot
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X-Tina – No Make-Up
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Board Walk EMpire is Over
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Olga Kent in a BIkini is Awesome
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Miley Cyrus for Marc Jacobs
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Paulina Gretzky in a Bikini
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Ice Balls in Lake Michigan
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Bikini Soccer with Laura Cremaschi
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Jessica Alba Pushed Up Tits
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Emma Roberts is a Mess
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Margot Robbie in a Red Dress
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Sam and Billie Faiers Bikini in a Pool
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Gwyneth Working the Lemonade Stand….
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Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret
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Spiderman Balloon Has Big Balls
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100 Days at the Gym Motivational Video That I don’t Understand
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Behati Prinsloo for Victoria’s Secret
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5 Rated R Questions from Disney Movies
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Anja Rubik Barnaby Roper Photoshoot….
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Dog Dancing the Salsa – GIF
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More Joanna Krupa Hard Nipples
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Weird Facts that Will Make You Question Everything…
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Isla Fisher on the Beach
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The Dangers of Playing with Robots
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Victoria Silvstedt in St Barts
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Debby Ryan is the Your New Selena Gomez
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All the Anne Hathaway Pregnant Bikini Pics
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Towel Thursday!
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Michelle Roderiguez Drunk…
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Tom Cruise’s First Robot in an Ad Campaign
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Fill your sex with Toys – Everyone Loves Toys
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Some Cam Girls Have All the Fun…And You Get to Watch for Free
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Cam Girl of the Day
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Pregnancy is the reason you shouldn’t have sex, not the reason you’re filming yourself have sex…
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Faceless Masturbation…
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Big Boob Pussy Play
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Whore of the Corn…With Corn
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Get the Best Porn – at a Discount – YAY!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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2014

09

Jan

Miley Cyrus Titty Flash of the Day

Who cares…it’s not the 90s anymore. When teen starlets flash their tits it barely makes a sound. No one fucking cares. But I am compelled to post it anyway…because I am stuck in the 90s…and so are the sweatpants I am wearing…that I bought in the 90s….all soiled and worked in proper…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|NSFW

2014

09

Jan

Rosalind Lipsett Modeling Frankies Bikinis of the Day

Rosalind Lipsett , a model I follow on INSTAGRAM continuously proves that I made a fundamental mistake of basing my opinion of entire nation of women, on the girls I’ve seen at their pubs.

You see, I just wrote off Ireland as a place where bikini models grow, because of the fat white American chicks who get loud, drunk and who talk about playing rugby while drinking a pitcher of beer and listening to shitty classic rock music. You know the kind of pasty fat All American girl in her ill fitting jeans and shirt that’s too tight for her, who has fucked all the regulars in the place…

Making me think, Irish pubs are a horrible marketing tool for the Irish Tourism Board, because they really aren’t all that Irish to begin with, they are just strip mall shit that strip mall people go get drunk at.

While Ireland should make Rosalind their national flag, fuck Bono, this body is where it is at, because she brings hope to an entire nation, that the potato famine will end, and the sun will shine again….at least in these bikini pics where she’s golden and amazing…modelling these FRANKIES BIKINIS

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2014

09

Jan

Woman VS Meat Disgusting Challenge of the Day

I don’t know if this is a victory, or if this is sexy in any fucking way, but I do know some lesbian looking chick ate a 72 oz steak, in an era of vegans, especially in Hipster Portland where this went down….and she did it in 2 minutes and 44 seconds…and the whole thing is fucking disgusting, yet a world record because before her the record was 6 minutes 48 seconds…making her some kind of meat eating hero…just not to people who like girls with any sex appeal, or people who find girls eating like pigs vile…I just like that this is considered an lifetime achievement in some woman’s life…

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