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2014

09

Jan

Russian Genius in a Parasail Fail of the Day

There was a time when Russia was the competing to be the first in space, they had a great communist science program that was largely a product of when the Americans and Russians got the best of the WWII Nazi engineers back when they built the Berlin wall…not that you care about that…it was a long time ago, at least enough time to take freedom from their people, train them in a militant way, soak them in Vodka, and give them their freedom back, leaving them confused yet capable to do stunts like this, where dude parasails, without an ocean or a Boat, because that shit is for little girls on vacation…these are Russian and don’t need Oceans or Boats, that is for the weak…

Well this idiot ended up dying from this idiotic accident…and I am posting it because it’s just so stupid not to post…

Posted in:Videos

2014

09

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The one thing people aren’t telling you about this polar freeze or whatever the fuck CNN coined it to sensationalize something we call WINTER…is that the freezing temperature makes the homeless teenage runaways even more desperate than they already are…it’s hit the streets with a thermos full of warm soup and all these bitches gonna flock to you like you’re the fucking Messiah…and like you’re the Messiah…they’ll be willing to do all kinds of tricks for that 99 cent can of watered down Campbells. ..

Here are some morning LINKS…

Malin Akerman’s Breasts at Some Bullshit
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7 Observations from the Michelle Rod and Cara Delevingne Make-Out Session
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Best Store Name Ever
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Gone Girl Knocks off John Lennon and Yoko Ono – Because People LAck Creativitity
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Can You Walk On Water – Amazing
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Top 10 Stupid Celeb Selfies
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Malin Akerman at People’s Choice Awards
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Swallowing Marshmallow Trick Shots
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10 Shocking Facts About McDonalds
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Awkward Magazine Cover
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Awesome Headline
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Some Cam Girls Have All the Fun…And You Get to Watch for Free
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

08

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I am going to be on VIVID RADIO on the THE SINGLE LIFE show with host Sam Phillips….who is pretty hot and I may be masturbating the entire time I talk to her…

This is at 10 PM EST / 7 PM PST.

We will be talking about the TILA TEQUILA BACKDOORED AND SQUIRTING

Here are some stepLINKS while you wait…

Kris Jenner BikinI Pic
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Miley Cyrus Vagina
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A Celebration of Ass
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Maria Menounos Booty
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18 Amazing Japanese Gameshow Gifs
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More Anne HAthaway Bikini Pics
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Cormac McCarthy’s Ex-Wife Uses a Vagina as a Dildo when Fighting Over Aliens
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Szandra is a Lingerie Babe
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Emma Stone Surfing is Not Very Hot
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Weird Facts that Will Make You Question Everything…
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Unexpected Celebrities Hanging Out Pics
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Miley Cyrus Belly on a Walk
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Top 10 Celebrities That Look Idiotic Taking Selfies
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Kim Kardashians Photoshops her Selfies
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Serious Babe on Kimmel
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Naked in the Snow
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Techno Trumpet
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Hugh Jackman Mullet
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Miley Cyrus is a Gay Rights Activist
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Lohan Got Her Laptop Stolen and will Offer a Reward
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Archer Gone Wild
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Reese Witherspoon Needs A Good Spanking
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People Who Think Global Warming is Fake Cuz It is Cold Out
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The Lego Movie
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Idiots Get Taught a Lesson
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Honey Boo Boo Car Accident
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Kellan Lutz Insulted to be Linked to Miley
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My Cock Would Break This Bitch In Half
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Every Cocktail Bar Menu Ever
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How Your Dog Protects You and Your Immune System
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Former Miss Venezuela Murdered
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This Lady Paints with her Boobs
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Cara Delevingne And Michelle Rodriguez…Lesbians
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Madonna Topless Truth or Dare Outtakes
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Miley’s Rocking Nipple
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How to Make Sex in the Shower Better
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Kim Kardashian is Losing her Hair – Good
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Girls Stuck in Things
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Dennis Rodman Sings Happy Birthday to Dictator
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HELP GIRLS CUM LIKE PROS WITH THESE ESSENTIAL TOOLS!
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Girls Do Some Crazy and AMazing things On Cam…Crazy and Amazing things…All for Free…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Mature Woman Rides Husband
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Amateur Showing Off her Ass
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Jessica Robin in the Shower – Naked
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Girl Vs Horse Dildo
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Alice Goodwin Naked
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Some Tila Tequila Exclusive Sex Tape
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Big Amateur Tits
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Close Up Pussy Play
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Melissa Debling Strips at the Beach
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Get the Best Porn – at a Discount – YAY!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

08

Jan

Anne Hathaway’s Fat Hard Nipple of the Day

If ever there has been someone who proves the Oscars are a fucking scam, it’s Anne Hathaway…because she won for cutting off her hair..when everyone knows the transformative roles the Oscars want of you is to play a play a retarded person, or a lesbian…not some candy coated musical hooker..

I guess she also proves that once you win an Oscar, you pretty much have peaked, and it’s time to let yourself go…unless she’s prepping for her next Oscar win, where she plays a skinny girl who gains 20 lbs over the holidays…

All this to say, hard nipples.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Anne Hathaway

2014

08

Jan

Cara Delevingne and Michelle Rodrigues Attention Seekers of the Day

There has been a lot of doubt in my mind about Cara Delevingne, because I get that fashion it girls are determined by gay dudes in Paris, so her little boy Bieber face kinda makes sense to me for fashion campaigns….however the fact Victoria’s Secret scooped her up makes no sense to be, because she’s busted up…

But now, I am starting to get it, she’s a socialite, scenester, groupie, fame whore, who positions herself with the right people, at the right places and just goes with the situation, being the wild and fun one to all the bored as fuck people…it’s a standard situation that has happened before and will happen again…she’s just made herself likeable to the right people in the right circles…because looking at her without hair and make up and hollywood special effect…or that photoshop filter…is like staring at a homeless chick…even when she dykes out with Michelle Rodriguez all wild at a basketball game publicity stunt…just not hot enough at all, yet making millions for being hot…what the fuck is wrong with the world…

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Cara Delevingne

2014

08

Jan

Beth Behrs Half Naked for Esquire of the Day

I think the show 2 Broke Girls should be called 2 Broken Down Girls.

I think the craft services on the show should be fired or maybe even replaced with someone who brings KALE

If you don’t believe me here’s KAT DENNINGS AT SOME EVENT LOOKING 400 LBS

It’s not my fault for hating on fat chicks, I fuck fat chicks in my everyday life, I just expect more from people on TV making millions, is perfection from them too much to ask dammit…

Here is Beth Behrs grabbing Kat Dennings Boob on Conan

Here is Beth Behrs half naked and photoshopped for Esquire…Pretty garbage…especially knowing these are photoshopped…

Posted in:Beth Behrs

2014

08

Jan

Asshole Friends of the Day

Part of the reason I don’t have friends is because they are historically fucking assholes who either use you, use your time, ask you for favors and all around just fucking annoy you and try to embarrass you every chance they get…that is why I am a lone soldier in life…

That said, here is a dude getting it on with one of the hookers at the bachelor party they are on a boat for, and his friend, despite having paid for the hooker, decide to shoot fireworks at the motherfucker, because that’s what asshole friends do..

Posted in:Videos

2014

08

Jan

Olga Kent in a Bikini of the Day

Olga Kent is some Russian girl in her bikini because unlike other Russian girls who are waiting in line for rationed bread, or to be human trafficked out of communism….

No wait, it’s not the 80s anymore, and we now live in a time where Russian girls can be gold digging fame whores without pulling fucking miracles…making Olga Kent, hardly anything special in terms of her being here with us in her bikini today….or even that she’s managed to get into Movies…it’s not like she had to escape a communist work camp, or Olympic training facility to be here with us today…which doesn’t make her less hot…it just makes her less interesting.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Olga Kent

2014

08

Jan

Alexa Vega Wedding Erotica isn’t Erotic of the Day

Alexa Vega got married, which I assume means she also got Pregnant…not that anyone cares about Alexa Vega, unless they are weirdos who watch Spy Kids and think to themselves “I can’t wait to jerk off to this girl when she turns 18” before jerking off to the girl then and there…cuz that’s what weirdos fucking do as they try to rationalize their weirdo behavior…

That said, pregnant or not, she does have big tits….especially for a little Spy Kid who is probably 30 by now, and who has probably already banged Robert Rodriguez many times…

Ultimately, who cares…it’s all about the girl who catches her Bouquet…

I am so romantic…

Posted in:Alexa Vega

2014

08

Jan

Britany Nola for Galore Magazine of the Day

Britany Nola is some Playboy chick who is not a conventional Playboy chick, but rather a nude fashion model trying to go mainstream and get fans by bringing back erotica…something I support…

She’s not all that amazing to look at, but she’s not all that bad…at least not in these pics she did for my friends at GALORE …who consistently bring amazing photos of amazing girls…that whether you like Britany Nola or not…you’ll still look at the pics….

Posted in:Britany Nola