I don’t know if this is a victory, or if this is sexy in any fucking way, but I do know some lesbian looking chick ate a 72 oz steak, in an era of vegans, especially in Hipster Portland where this went down….and she did it in 2 minutes and 44 seconds…and the whole thing is fucking disgusting, yet a world record because before her the record was 6 minutes 48 seconds…making her some kind of meat eating hero…just not to people who like girls with any sex appeal, or people who find girls eating like pigs vile…I just like that this is considered an lifetime achievement in some woman’s life…

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America is getting lazier and lazier…it all started with drive thru fast food, to drive thru banking, to you don’t ever have to leave your car and walk around, that shit is for peasants who don’t have cars we are american dammit…but this motherfucker took it too far…you can’t drive down the aisles of the store…yet…I mean not that it’s really needed thanks to the internet, soon we won’t need to even leave our fucking houses, which is a good thing, cuz the people you don’t really want to see in public, like the obese, will probably the first to take that shit on….

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