A day is not a day…until Rihanna posts pics of herself in a bikini in her downtime…because this girl loves attention…and I don’t mind looking at them….
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Posted in:Rihanna
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2014
21
Jan
Eva Longoria in a Bikini of the Day
Eva Longoria is all that is wrong with second generation Mexican brats….her parents spoiled the fuck out of her because she represented the American Dream to them…throwing her into white schools, white community, making her forget that she is Mexican, except when it is practical and convenient for her career…you know the whitest kind of Mexican who hires Mexicans and yells at them like they are second rate…and here she is living the good life on a boat in a bikini…and unlike most Mexican chicks, her ass isn’t all fat and corn tortilla based..
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Posted in:Eva Longoria
2014
21
Jan
The World’s Best Parent and Other Videos of the Day
When you don’t have a backyard, sometimes the best you can do is let your kid run around outside on the windowsill…in hopes he falls the fuck off because kids are annoying and rape your life…and accidental death is better than drowning the fucker in the bathtub like moms who don’t like to be burdened with the parasite their uterus produced do….
If you don’t like that here’s another video of something else..
If you don’t like that here’s Angry speed skater…losing..
Posted in:Videos
2014
21
Jan
Lindsay Lohan Press Conference in Sundance of the Day
My girl who is no longer my girl ,Lindsay Lohan, seems to be making a comeback.
I like to think I keep track of what she is up to, but I am lazy and don’t actually care that she’s still alive. I just pretend that I am her number one fan, who is probably not her number one fan at all because I don’t really keep on top of anything she does, I’ve barely seen any of her movies, and I don’t really bother remembering all the nonsense that has happened in her crazy life…other than remember a few of the many dudes she’s fucked…and some random stories of her insanity that are entertaining…
I do however like to pretend we are connected at the soul, and I do actually believe she will win an Oscar one day, and I have been rooting for her comeback because let’s face it, she’s entertaining and has great implants….
Well, she was at a press conference in Sundance…looking nice and botoxed…and in unrelated news, I got a text from her old phone number, a number that hasn’t texted me in over 1.5 years…with a mysterious “?”…she’s so hard to figure out…but she is looking good enough for me…which isn’t saying much but is saying something.
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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan
2014
21
Jan
Miley Cyrus’ Weird MTV Promo Pic of the Day
Miley Cyrus is doing some MTV bullshit, and this is the promotional pic they are using for the shit, that we can assume is designed to be shocking and weird, since that’s been Miley’s marketing hook, keep things as trashy and naked and scandalous as possible and people will notice you…but in a cry wolf situation, you need to constantly step it up so people even notice…cuz even pics of her nipples don’t get noticed…and that’s why they are making her look ridiculous…
But I like to think, they are doing a biography on her, and this is Miley’s ancestors before the fame, you know some backwoods inbred shit from the mountains where her country trash dad crawled out of…and that makes it kinda hot….because inbred chicks with rotten teeth are easy…if you are their brother.
Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2014
21
Jan
Maryna Linchuk Gets Her Titties Grabbed on Set of the Day
Here’s a picture of Victoria’s Secret model Maryna Linchuk on set, probably shooting for Victoria’s Secret, getting her titties grabbed by her assistant, or someone on set, because they know the paparazzi are watching and can’t let her nipples be exposed, that would be so embarrassing, even though she’s done tons of editorial shoots, like this one, where SHE’S TOPLESS FOR VOGUE …and I know Vogue didn’t pay…but Vogue…is Vogue…not the paparazzi so I get why her nipples are being cupped by the best bra ever…a better bra than Victoria’s Secret could ever make.
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Posted in:Maryna Linchuk
2014
21
Jan
Mara Teigen is Chrissy Teigen’s Better Looking Sister of the Day
If you read this site, you will know that Chrissy Teigen, who was once a huge fan of the site, has turned on me in the last few months, and hates me and the site…not because some repressed memory of how I molested her as a child came to surface in some therapy session, because no one cared enough to notice the bus driver touching the ethnic girl in Orange County…but because I called her pug face…while mocking the fact that she was a low level bikini model, who committed to an up and coming musician, who in the end made it and she feels accountable for, and now 50 percent of his success is officially hers thanks to marriage…You know the kind of gold digging scam, who got into Sports Illustrated, where she didn’t get paid, but got an ego boost…because her husband makes enough money for everyone…
Well she has a younger, hotter sister, who isn’t pug faced or annoying, and these are her instagram pics..
Her name is Mara Teigen, let’s make her more famous than her sister, so that her sister realizes her plan has been foiled…and that she’s the second rate family member who was lucky enough to find a rich and connected man…
Posted in:Mara Teigen
2014
21
Jan
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Leaving the Gym in a Hot Outfit of the Day
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is one of the more solid models out there…and I am not saying that because I am a bald guy who references her every time I am feeling sad and alone…you know insecure about my hairline…blaming it for no one loving me…and saying to myself “Shit, that Rosie Huntington nude model, turned transformers Megan Fox, chick dates a bald guy, I have hope…” like she’s a beacon of hope …because even if I was bald, I would have enough sense to realize her bald boyfriend, who she has been with forever, and who probably cums in places on her body you can only wish you would one day see, if only nude modeling involved spread asshole…is rich and famous and ripped and rich and famous and ripped and that is more important than having hair..
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Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
2014
21
Jan
Brittany Palmer and Arianny Celeste in Body Paint of the Day
UFC girls Brittany Palmer and Arianny Celeste, who thanks to the UFC are pretty famous, at least for dudes with Faux Hawks and cheesy as fuck t-shirts, who like to wrestle their friends as a past time, at least when they aren’t watching other dudes wrestle…making these girls the chicks thrown into a gang bang to make it not as gay as it clearly is, because gay is the last thing dudes into dudes rolling around all pressed up against each other, want to think about…because it would make the hard on they have too confusing for them…
That said…Brittany Palmer and Arianny Celeste are body painted, something that would be hot if they didn’t have implants that act as an internal, built in bra…nipple covers and more importantly a thong…
Meaning, body painting is a scam, these whores are still clothed….if there’s no labia it don’t matter.
Posted in:Arianny Celeste|Brittany Palmer
2014
21
Jan
Ron Jeremy Did Wrecking Ball of the Day
I saw Ron Jeremy the other day…he’s a nice dude, but he was not nearly as great as he is in this Wrecking Ball video that someone recreated starring Ron Jeremy, even though Wrecking Ball parodies have been done, and this is a little late to the game, it’s safe to say, when you throw Ron Jeremy into the mix, shit stays perfectly ridiculous, and amazing…even totally next level…Solid.
Posted in:Ron Jeremy|Videos