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2014

20

Jan

Cate Blanchett Jerking Off her SAG Awards of the Day

I don’t really give a fuck about Cate Blanchett or the SAG awards, I was at the Porn awards show, a different kind of red carpet, where I wasn’t honored for shit, but rather given nosebleed seats and that I lasted at for 10 minutes because seeing Girls on Girls 97 lose just killed me at my core and forced me to go up to my room to fuck a toothless, meth addicted pro I met in the parking lot of the KISS Mini Golf…Just the idea that after 96 films in the franchise, you’d think they’d get it right at least once…

It turns out that the SAG awards are almost as perverted, with trophy jerking off, thanks to Cate Blanchett…who man handles this shit almost as good as the opening act at the AVN who spread her pussy to a room full of people…

CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL THE SCREEN ACTORS GUILD COVERAGE (there are so many pics love it)

Posted in:Videos

2014

20

Jan

Dude Rocks a PCP and Meth Controlled Experiment of the Day

This is obviously an old video, but it doesn’t mean it’s not fantastic footage of some dude smoking meth and PCP in a controlled experiment while I guess his brain waves are being tracked but more importantly, where he rocks the fuck out…and as much as I wouldn’t want to be sitting next to him on a long haul flight anywhere, this makes me want to smoke meth and PCP like it was still the 80s…cuz shit makes a boring pathetic life pretty fucking fun…

Posted in:Videos

2014

20

Jan

Instagram Creepin’ Cassandra Dawn of the Day

Her name is Cassandra Dawn and creeping her instagram is how I am ringing in Martin Luther King day, even though she’s not black, but motherfucker, she inspires me and makes me want to stand on a podium and inspire you with my very own I had a dream speech…that would probably include descriptive sex scenes like I was that bitch who wrote 50 Shades of Grey, only a little darker…straight from the basement level rape alley of my soul…

Here are some of her instagram pics to start my day at 4 pm EST.

CLICK HERE TO FOLLOW HER ON INSTAGRAM

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2014

18

Jan

stepLINKS of the DAy

I am still in Vegas…Knee deep in the porn convention..Watching Pornstars be Pornstars and the good news is that they are from the porn start of yesterday, but rather normal looking girls who are tainted by growing up watching porn, and that gives me hope of a better porn tomorrow…

Here’s the best stripclub Policy Ever…

The Best Mike Tyson You’ll See Ever
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The Creepiest Dog Ever
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Tight Dresses!
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Abigail Clancy LEgs!
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Funny News Blooper
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Kaley Cuoco’s Bf Got a Rockin’ Tattoo
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Alysson is Half Naked in the Spank Bank
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Natalie Dormer Naked in Rush
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Cara Delevingne Topless with Bush
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Babes Dressed Up for Winter
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Cassandra Dawn’s Rockin’ Bikini Body
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Interracial Couple of the Day
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Selena Gomez for Seventeen Magazine
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Candice Swanepoel Nipples in the Jungle
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Untouched Photos of Lena Dunham is Scary as Fuck
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Anna Kendrick has a Really Weird Face
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Girls in Tight Dresses
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Notice Anything Racist on How I Met Your Mother?
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Jenn Selter – Ass Model
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News Crew Gets Attached for Filming
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Miley Cyrus is Done Banging Kelan Lutz – Good to Fucking Know…
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Two Babes Have a Pillow Fight
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Nina Agdal Ass Ass!
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What News Anchors Wears Under Her Dress
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Amy Willerton Pink Shorts Jog
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The Sexiest Social Media Pics
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Russian Insanity
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Shia LaBeouf Head Butts a Dude
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Norman Reed Got Zombie Pranked By a Kid With One Arm
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34 Pics of Zooey Deschanel
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Emma Stone in Pink for Revlon
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Moron Assaults Street Performer
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Tough Russian WOman
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Glass Dildo Ass Play
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Rihanna’s See Through
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Pizza Hut’s Penis Menu Item!
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SEX TOYS MAKE FOR FUN SEX
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Cam Girls Doin’ The Cam Girl Thang…Watch for Free
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Best Porn Interviewer Ever
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Lesbian Nurse Fetish
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Lesbians on the Fucking Train…So Good
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Some Chick in White Mesh Lookin’ Hot Enough
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Some Babe’s Vagina Playing in Water
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Some Skinny Babe Posing With her Camera
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Candice Swanpoel’s Hot Lingerie Pics
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Briana Lee Spread Ass Blue Vibe
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Another Babe Getting Nude
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The Best Damn Porn and it is at a Discount
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

17

Jan

Rihanna’s Bikini Pics of the Day

Rihanna posted these bikini pics to her instagram, because Rihanna isn’t happy enough being a billion dollar making pop star who doesn’t deserve to be a popstar, but has fucked the system regardless…and is more into being a bikini model, who guys jerk off to, because her dad never hugged her enough…and that works for me.

Posted in:Rihanna

2014

17

Jan

Farrah Abraham Buying Condoms Publicity Stunt of the Day

Farrah Abraham is pretty much a walking publicity stunt, but these pics of her are pretty fucking amazing

From HER AMAZING SEX TAPE to HER CASTING HER VAGINA FOR A SEX TOY and now she’s buying condoms and pregnancy tests…all done up with paid paparazzi there to promote her…and I think it’s as funny as it can be considering it is Farrah Abraham who is really not all that interesting..because it is Farrah Abraham….

She looks like a wreck and clearly…she doesn’t use condoms…but we’ll go with the lie..because it’s friday.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Farrah Abraham

2014

17

Jan

Candice Swanepoel’s Amazing Instagram Bikini Pic of the Day

I know Candice Swanepoel is a high paid half naked model….but I’m just wondering why she’s cropping her face out of the shit…does she have a cold sore…is this a body double…or does she only let people see her face when she does her hair and make-up…because without her make-up she may or may look like a dude…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2014

17

Jan

Sandra Kubicka for Bon Prix Lingerie of the Day

Sandra Kubicka is some random internet model I have never heard of who I guess booked some lingerie campaign for Valentine’s Day…because she’s in lingerie for Valentines day….I am investigative journalist like that and these are the pics…

These don’t really matter because she’s not taking the steps aspiring models should take…by getting naked for low level photographers with questionable morals like amateur pornstars…but different because it is for fashion…

Posted in:Sandra Kubicka

2014

17

Jan

Maria Menounos Suckin’ Chocolate of the Day

This picture of Maria Menounos makes me laugh – not because she’s sucking cake pops to feed her fat ass…but because seeing chocolaty covered dick tipped shaped things remind me off all the ass to mouth she does – being greek…where the vagina is the asshole and vice versa…

Posted in:Maria Menounos

2014

17

Jan

Big Glamour Model Tits for NUTS January of the Day

Rosie Jones, Sabine Jemeljanova, Joey Fisher and Melissa Debling came together to show off their big stupid tits…but not the way glamour models are supposed to show their big stupid tits because they forgot to show their nipples…which is their one fucking task.

Posted in:Glamour Models