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2014

30

Jan

Madison Murray Posing with the Bieber Car of the Day

Florida based model Madison Murray …who I follow on Instagram and love because she always brings the funny, did some Guerrilla Style, Gonzo, Sneaky modelling by visiting the the rental car company LouLaVie that Bieber got his DUI car from before getting his DUI…and she did a little sneaky photoshoot with the same car Bieber got arrested in…all for jokes and that kind of guerrilla Modelling is the future…amazing…

That said, I wonder if she sniffed the seats to see if she could still smell Bieber’s vagina on them…I know I would have…because he’s all the fucking rage, I think CNN covered his Toronto arrest and the fact he may lose his work Visa a total of 4 hours the last 24 hours…because no real world issues are happening…ridiculous…which is almost as bad as the Georgia snowstorm crisis coverage….when really all we should focus on is this babe on the Bieber car…because that’s the best this Bieber story has to offer, unless of course he loses his work visa and is stuck in Canada…which would make all of you very happy.

FOLLOW Madison Murray on INSTAGRAM cuz she’s Awesome….

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2014

30

Jan

Helena Christensen Hot in Triumph Lingerie of the Day

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Helena Christensen is one of those models…who could be in an old folks home shitting herself because she’s lost control of her bodily functions…if fact that’s probably the best way to get down with her because she won’t have the senses about her to say no…and you can tell all your friends you fucked Helena Christensen’s elderly diaper wearing ass when the people at the Old Folk’s home thought you were there to read her stories or to take her on walks…or to do whatever it is the other creepy elderly fuckers pretend to volunteer for in efforts to bang grannies…we call these reverse pedos…

Now, Helena Christensen isn’t in an old folks home, despite being older…she’s still better than most women…and I am all about these lingerie pics..

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2014

30

Jan

Emily Ratajkowski is a Catalog Girl of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski even in shitty catalog pics, something I hate more than life itself…because they are a dated way to showcase clothing and if you’re not excited about the clothing…they are a total misuse of a potentially amazing subject…who as we know for Emily Ratajkowski’s other work…could take this shoot to some pretty fucking substantially busty places… but being pathetic in the grand scheme of things…and even a pathetic on a micro level…I’ll take her Catalog Pics as news….while being creepy….

She looks birdlike, her nipples and vag photoshopped out, this is some of her worst work, but it probably paid the best, so whatever, I get it…and most importantly…it’s good enough.

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2014

30

Jan

Ashley Benson Walkin’ Around in Short Shorts of the Day

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Ashely Benson is the chubby girl from Springbreakers who was in her bikini, had the tits, and who I think had the threesome scene with one of the other Disney starlets because she likes attention and that had the most impact..

She’s also hugely popular on some show for tweens that I never really heard of or watched because I am not that creepy…I am more creepy in a hiding in the bushes kind of way…or staring at girls after asking them to let me watch them masturbate…but not creepy in watching shows targeted to young girls to be up to speed on young people issues…so that I can have something to talk to them about at Starbucks when I see them studying…

I saw THESE PAPRAZZI PICS of her in short enough shorts, and assumed that they were staged…you know put on knowing the paparazzi was called…and after cross referencing her instagram, I think I was right, because why else would she have posted her shorts there too…I mean maybe she really likes these shorts…but I think she’s more into liking the attention…

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2014

30

Jan

Edita Vilkeviciute for H&M Lingerie of the Day

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Edita Vilkeviciute is a 24 year old Lithuanian lingerie model…probably best known for being in Victoria’s Secret Catalogs…at least to the average married dude who’s only porn is the Victoria’s Secret catalog but that has more importantly showed off her naked body for fashion numerous times…. HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE ….and that’s all that really matters…

I mean being lent out to H&M from Victoria’s Secret isn’t much to talk about..but it’s a good excuse to post her nudity that she’s done HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE …

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2014

30

Jan

Hot Drug Addicts in an Amazing Photoshoot of the Day

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I don’t really know what THIS PROJECT IS ALL ABOUT …someone posted it on my Facebook and I thought the pics were awesome….this is what the caption said…

The Ninth Floor documents a group of addicts who moved into the apartment of a former millionaire in a wealthy neighborhood in downtown Manhattan. Joe Smith, in his mid 60s, allowed a young addict to move into a spare bedroom in his large three-bedroom apartment in hopes of gaining rent. Several years later, a fully addicted Joe no longer had a bedroom and as many as 12 to 15 young addicts stayed at any given time. All electricity and hot water had been turned off and anything valuable had long been sold to feed habits.

This project documents the residents of this space leading up to their eviction and follows several of them after as they face jail and sickness, fight and love, attempt to get clean, sink deeper into addiction, go to jail, start families and struggle to survive.

Whatever it is…it’s fucking sexy and reminds me of Larry Clark..but more importantly – all the affordable sex I’ve had in my life.

To see the rest of the pics Click Here

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2014

30

Jan

Jessica Simpson’s Mom Cleavage of the Day

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Jessica Simpson has always been busty, so that’s not going to change just because she’s had a bunch of kids and gained a bunch of weight….if anything that bustiness is gonna just get more busty and not in a good way…because if you’ve ever fucked a depressed, sad, sloppy, fat single mom, because you could, you will know her tits look more like the frozen vomit you left on her front porch…than something you’d masturbate to pictures of…

So sure, she is contractually obligated to lose a ton of fucking weight, and with that coupled with baby making…comes deflated boobs…and I guess this is what those boobs look like in a push up bra…not all that good right.

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2014

30

Jan

Izabel Goulart’s Fitness Move of the Day

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This is the reason I don’t work out…I don’t think my pervert self would be able to contain myself seeing girls half naked pulling moves like this…it just can’t be healthy for me, while it is healthy for them…and even if no supermodels, or even babes work out at the gyms I would go to, and even if the last time I was in a gym, the women were all old and fat…and I am talking real fucking fat…seeing them try these stunts in tight clothes would still make it hard for me to contain myself in my spandex shorts….

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2014

30

Jan

Pink Freaks Me Out of the DAy

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Pink is pretty fucking intense and I am not just talking about her shoulders and biceps that make me question why she bothered with a bikini top…even though part of me is pretty turned on at her strength and flexibility, I mean to be a fucking tank with endurance and intensity that may make me question her genitals but that make banging her that much more confusing and sometimes confusing is exciting because it’s something different than we are used to without actually having to announce to your family that you’re gay…she’s like gateway, but more importantly…she can do push ups and squats while you mount her..and whether that is hot or not doesn’t matter…it’s hysterical and probably something everyone should experience…..

That said, she’s on tour now…if you want to get an awkward boner to this weirdness live…

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2014

30

Jan

Ola Jordan’s See Through Shirt of the Day

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Ola Jordan barely exists at least not in North America. She’s polish, her name isn’t actually Ola Jordan…that’s just her stripper name…because she is apparently a professional dancer who is a “latin dance specialist”…which I assume is code for “really good at lap dances, so good that she got gigs on shitty UK TV shows…I mean if she wasn’t a stripper by trade, you know the default job of 90 percent of professionally trained dancers, showing your nipples intentionally for attention isn’t a big deal….and here are her nipples for attention.

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