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2014

29

Jan

Martha Hunt in Free People Lingerie for Valentine’s Day of the Day

Martha Hunt is a Victoria’s Secret model and I guess free agent being used by some other lingerie company to promote their lingerie for Valentine’s day in some romantic and lovely shoot that stars a Victoria’s Secret model cheating on Victoria’s Secret like some kind of hooker…unless of course Vicotira’s Secret owns all the under factories in Bangledesh and the success of all underwear helps their bottom line…ultimately, who cares as long as it gets girls in their underwear….

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2014

29

Jan

Hot Mom Dancing in the Kitchen of the Day

This is probably an old video, but it’s one that all you married dudes can fantasize over…you know that you married a girl who retained her figure but more importantly, who is happy in this shitty life…and who dances around the kitchen while doing normal wife things…not knowing she is being filmed…while being cute as hell when she does realize it…

You see I am not into married chicks at all, sure I fuck em, but their general demeanour depresses me…and moms, I mean moms are some of the angriest bitches around…all tired and not as hot as they used to be…but this women, she’s just a victim of her surroundings, you know the suburban plague of getting married because that’s what you do…but she just rolls with it and I find it inspirational…and you should use this when trying to find a wife of your own…because at least with a good wife…your shitty life will be better…it’s a mistake I realize I made everyday I pray my wife chokes on her sandwich…

Posted in:Videos

2014

29

Jan

Emily Ratajkowski for Revolve Clothing of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is starting to get over exposed…you know talked about too much, celebrated too much, up on some Kate Upton shit, but luckily for us, she’s not Kate Upton because Kate Upton is a fucking monster with a Muppet body…sent to confuse the world, but rather some interesting face, who is just trying to use her tits as a model to get more exposure to become an actor…something I am sure will happen, because this is her time to shine…and something I will fully support because I have a soft spot for this girl…she’s managed to do nude modelling in a way that other trashier girls have did Playboy in the 90s…you know to build a real career…and sure she doesn’t message me anymore or respond to my love letters…but that doesn’t mean the love on my end has or ever will die…these types of things are eternal…and here she is for some Clothing company…

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2014

29

Jan

Weather Man Knees Kid in the Crotch of the Day

Some dude charges at a Weather man when he is on air…weather man knees dude in the crotch…that’s pretty much all you need to see here…I guess what it comes down to is that when you see people filming a news segment, you got to do something far more creative than charging a mother fucker…I mean flash your tits, or commit suicide, or really do something substantial….getting hit in the balls is just a fucking fail…

Posted in:Videos

2014

29

Jan

Emmanuelle Chriqui & Emily Osment on Set in Bikini Tops of the Day

Emmanuelle Chriqui and Haley Joel Osment are on set in a bikini…and they posted it to twitter and shit’s not very magical at all…they should be scissoring – provided Haley Joel got the chop and isn’t just a tucker…if you know what I mean…

Posted in:Emmanuelle Chriqui

2014

29

Jan

Naked Masturbating Dude in Philly of the Day

This guy is pretty fucking awesome, apparently he drove into some chicken restaurant, got naked and started masturabting in Philly, and activity that sadly reminds me of my wife, every time I catch her rubbing fried chicken all over her naked body…because she really likes fried chicken…only far more public and amazing..

Posted in:Videos

2014

29

Jan

Miley Cyrus and Madonna Weirdness of the Day

For some reason….Miley Cyrus and Madonna is a huge fucking story…I am just gonna roll with that…and not focus on Madonna not aging gracefully or giving up…but rather holding on as pathetic as she can..because I guess to be a star is more than having all the money in the world…but rather about people giving these people attention…it’s all they care about…so lets give it to grandma den mother hooker…because she’s tricked us all and we should let her think she’s still pulling it off when she’s not…it’s funny like that.

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2014

29

Jan

Little Girl Playing with her Cat of the Day

Some woman posted this video of her niece playing with a cat on Youtube or Facebook…and shit went viral because I guess people LOVE seeing little girls playing with cats…I wish I had the source on this…because even as someone who hates cats…this is fucking evil…worse than what Chinese Restaurants do to cats…

Posted in:Videos

2014

29

Jan

Olivia Wilde’s Pregnant Booty Photo Killer of the Day

Olivia Wilde’s pregnant and running around LA in a pair of Spandex pants, that the paparazzi were trying to get from a bunch of angles, but only managed to get her ass when it was being blocked by a fucking rear view mirror and the whole thing is entertaining, except for the fact that Olivia Wilde is pregnant, that part is fucking gross..

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2014

29

Jan

Stella Maxwell Tits for Jason Lee Parry of the Day

Model who I follow on instagram named Stella Maxwell shot these titty for fashion pics for my Facebook friend Jason Lee Parry and some other magazine and she’s showing her little fashionista tits…and I figure I’ll post it because this is the skinny little hipster body I like…while all you people are going to call me a pedophile because she looks like a little boy or whatever…cuz you can’t handle short hair on a girl…and you prefer your girls to be fat and working at a diner…it’s ok…we are all different and some of us fuck babes, some of us fuck models, some of us trannies before they get tits while others fuck pigs in the barn….who cares look at the pics..

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