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2014

30

Jan

Ola Jordan’s See Through Shirt of the Day

Ola Jordan barely exists at least not in North America. She’s polish, her name isn’t actually Ola Jordan…that’s just her stripper name…because she is apparently a professional dancer who is a “latin dance specialist”…which I assume is code for “really good at lap dances, so good that she got gigs on shitty UK TV shows…I mean if she wasn’t a stripper by trade, you know the default job of 90 percent of professionally trained dancers, showing your nipples intentionally for attention isn’t a big deal….and here are her nipples for attention.

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2014

30

Jan

Britt Maren for Victoria’s Secret of the Day


I have heard about Britt Maren I follow her on instagram, I just assumed she was one of those low level instagram bikini models who barely got any real paying work, but who spent their days staging bikini shoots because they loved getting likes, it made them feel pretty, and gave them hope that their cocktail waitress job was just temporary, because with enough fans, the industry will notice and book you…

I guess I didn’t do my research and I was wrong, because she’s been recruited by Victoria’s Secret for their bikini catalog…and I am assuming that Victoria’s Secret pays, even thought they don’t have to, I know 10,000 girls who would take pics for them for free…it’s a stamp of approval girls seek or some shit…and stamp of approval Britt Maren’s got.

Posted in:Britt Maren

2014

30

Jan

Some Wild and Crazy Videos of the Day

Here are a few random videos I watched and figured I’d share with you because sharing is what I fucking do…I’m nice like that in this greedy money obsessed celebrity driven world…

Russian Fights on Russian TV because Russians are lunatics…

The Future of Porn is going to be every creep who can’t afford a sex doll, may get a screen in the shame of a woman to smear their gentials on….

Asshole on a Bus of the Day ruining the ride for everyone…

Maggot Pussy apparently caused by some new super antibiotic resistant strain of STD that rots your genitals…

Delta’s 1980s Inspired In-Flight Safety Video

Posted in:Videos

2014

30

Jan

Lena Dunham Topless in GIRLS Again of the Day

Weird hipster Lena Dunham probably does have sex, despite everything her body is telling you, it’s just a weird generation and this kind of thing may appeal to anyone who wants to groupie or gold dig an accessible rich chick with a TV show…I mean when else could an average dude come across get a famous chick…sure she’s a pig like this who normally you would only fuck when drunk and high at an after party cuz it’s not quite better than jerking off but is still sex…if you have no standards…but if you do…you’d probably just rather be jerking off…

That said, I think she needs to be celebrated, just to remind you that TV is bad for you, it has fallen apart, it does give girls very negative ideals and acts as a horrible role model…but more importantly…it is a totally misused medium…that shows things like this…things that should never be seen…

This is some nature channel shit…that I can’t believe exists…even if girls think it’s the best thing ever cuz it makes them feel prettier about themselves…like this monster is a martyr for average girls to feel more confident about their selfies…weird….

Posted in:Lena Dunham

2014

30

Jan

Madonna and Miley’s Weird Mash-Up of the Day

I don’t really know if this is masturbation fodder, but it is pretty funny, but more importantly I have faith in you, and you ability to be the most depressing, desperate and experience masturbator around…the kind of person who can masturbate to anything, from random girls grocery shopping, to the way a girl in Dunkin’ Donuts sucks her coffee lid, to even a sock that is mysteriously frozen on the sidewalk…you have skills, sure they are unmarketable and pathetic…but then again so is Madonna, who probably makes 100 million dollars a year just being Madonna, yet still does she like this for her ego…weird.

Apparently – this is Miley’s new cover for W Magazine, with long hair, like she doesn’t care…even though I think her twerking is more representative of how she doesn’t care…for obvious reasons, sure it draws attention to herself…but shit’s still humiliating and she still does it…with ederly, on TV, with married men…she just doesn’t give a fuck..

Posted in:Videos

2014

30

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I decided the best place to creep on girls is the dog park – early morning – when you don’t have a dog with you – but pretend you do – while making small talk about the neighbourhood and how dog friendly it is as you pet and call a dog that isn’t there…to make it more convincing…bring a leash and collar and really act convinced there’s a dog…you will definitely get numbers…

Here are some morning links…

Some Celebrity Couples Bullshit..
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Indie Movies You Need To See Before You Die….
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Today in Selfies…
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The Beyonce Pizza GIF
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Miley And Madonna’s Horrible Mash Up
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So Many Girls Masturbating in one Place
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Some Chick Named Katelynn Ansari in a Bikini
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Girls Gone Wild Girl of the Month…
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Best News Bloopers of January
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Don’t get fucked by an escort. How to spot fakes – ? GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

29

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

The best thing about drinking all day…is the memories I will probably forget…like trying to get this fat chick to join my nudist colony in the bar bathroom…a fat chick…who’s vagina…I couldn’t find…it should be in the DUI test the cops give…”find her pussy”…if you have one too many…it doesn’t exist…maybe just maybe she’s what barbie was modelled after….

Here are some stepLINKS…

More on the Naked Chicken Fapper
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Girls With Ridiculous Booty
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Lea Michele in Pink Leggings
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Selena Gomez Belly Spilling Out of Her Pants
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Raning the Sports of our Youth…
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Taylor Swift Gets Attacked at the Grammys
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Selena Gomez is Confused
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Danica Patrick Finally Wins a Race
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Seriously…Don’t go on the Ferry
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Selena Gomez Cleavage!
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Guys Guess the Price of Bras
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Amber Heard Wears the Pants
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Amy Willerton’s in a White Bikini
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Reese Witherspoon’s Mom Cleavage
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Sexercise Workout Designed to Improve Health with Sexy Moves
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Harry Styles Demonstrating How he Fucked Taylor Swift
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Tiffani Thiessen Getting Her Ass Grabbed for her 40th Birthday of the Day…
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Cruise Ship Timelapse…
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Rachel Wilde’s Panties on the Red Carpet
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If you Choke on a Hot Dog – You’re an Idiot
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Irina Shayk’s Ass is Magical in a Bikini
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Her name is insane – Ksenija Selivanova – But She Looks Awesome Nude…
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Lacey Banghard Topless
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Sienna Miller on the Cover of Esquire
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Everyone Who Has Ever Sang the National Anthem at the Superbowl
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Cat Fights the Mail Man
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Slutty Greek Celeb of the Day
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Snowmobile Fail
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The is the Best Full of Shit Quote By Lea Michele Ever
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First Look at the new Ninja Turtles
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Hipster on a Unicycle on a Treadmill
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Helen Flanagan E-Cigarette Smoking in Leggings….
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Miley Cyrus Throwback Nipple of the Day
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This Fatty Isn’t Very Clever…
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Naya Rivera’s Trying to be the Next Kim Kardashian
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15 Stock Photos You Can’t Really Explain
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Christina Aguilera All Skinny Now…
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Snowmobile Fail
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Sabine Jemeljanova Titties for Page 3
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20 Fun Facts About North Korea
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Andy Roddick Pretending to be Jay Z…
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Top 5 Supermodel Instagrams
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The 18 Best Grilled Cheese Recipes Ever
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Tattoo Shop Fail…
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Why Are Skinheads So Angry?
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Irina Shayk’s Posing at an Event…
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Heidi Klum Big Mom Tits…
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Hot Girls Doing Hot Yoga Poses
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The School of Architecture….Fail
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The Dude Who Gave His Girl Abortion Pills – Goes to Jail for 14 Year
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The Best Quality Toys You Will Put in and on Genitals
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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The Best Quality Amateurs Masturbating in one Place
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Bieber was a Cam Girl
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2 Girls Public Flashing
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Catie Minx has Hot Asshole
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Gianna Michaels Huge Tits Strip in a Bed
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Stacey Poole Topless at the Beach
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Banana Fucker…
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Girl Masturbates on a Train
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Dirty Breakfast Club!
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The Best Damn Porn and it is at a Discount For stepREADERs!!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

29

Jan

Nina Agdal Killin’ it in Terry’s Studio of the Day

Nina Agdal’s pushing her brand as hard as she can because she knows that it’s her turn to cover SI Swimsuit, and this year she’s up against a lot of competition, because it’s the 50th anniversary, and they’ll probably do one big happy family photo of all the models from the past til now, pushing Nina to the back burner yet again…and even if they don’t do that, she’s up against a much hotter Irina Shayk and Emily Ratajkowski, as well as blue collar crowd Favorite Kate Upton….and the fact that I am talking about a cover of a magazine that doesn’t matter, like it does matter, makes me feel as vapid as these dumb model bitches, because in their world it’s all that fucking matters to them…when in reality they should just be rollin’ through Terry Richardson’s studio more regularly cuz this is the hottest off see this one…normally she looks semi-retarded…in a downs syndrome kind of way….

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2014

29

Jan

Mom Sienna Miller for Esquire of the Day

I didn’t realize that Sienna Miller had a baby, last I heard she was dating Jude Law, who she cheated on with Daniel Craig and the whole thing is way too UK trash polluting American soil to really bother with…

You know, foreigners stealing our acting jobs, while pretending to be Americans by masking their accents is some confusing as fuck bullshit…

If you really sat back and thought about it…Sienna Miller isn’t really all that hot or amazing at acting, to me she’s just some hipster looking bitch from my generation, who partied a lot with the right people and rocked a stylish bush and a willingness to suck dick…but that doesn’t mean she should be taking jobs from American girls, while playing American girls in movies…when not an America girl…

Not that that matters, she’s gone back to the UK, and virtually disappeared…until today…when she’s on the cover of Esquire…in panties…in pictures we can all pretend aren’t her as a mom…

Posted in:Sienna Miller

2014

29

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Twerks on Sway in the Morning of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens may be some mixed race pile of confusing…I mean sometimes I see her and wonder if she’s even human, or some hybrid hairy monkey they made in a Disney Lab…a Disney Lab where she didn’t learn how to twerk, but did learn all about child molestation by Disney Execs…whether sexual or just exploiting her for cheap labor…it’s all the fucking same…but more importantly, Vanessa Hudgens may be some chubby, weird body in weird nudes girl who probably shouldn’t matter…but for some reason, a reason called never actually listening to an interview with her, I really liked her trying to Twerk on Sway in the morning, I found it pretty redeeming and cute and I guess that makes me a Vanessa Hudgens fan…all over again… I feel like its the day she released her nude pics to the internet to break free from Disney all over again…

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens