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Rat Cow Face Shows Off her Ass in Panties of the Day
Rat Cow Face Shows Off her Ass in Panties of the Day
Bella Thorne Putting her Best Pussy Forward of the Day
Bella Thorne Putting her Best Pussy Forward of the Day
Selena Gomez’s Kidney Supplier Francia Raisa has a Fat Ass of the Day
Selena Gomez’s Kidney Supplier Francia Raisa has a Fat Ass of the Day
Aubrey Plaza’s Hard Nipple in a Tight Dress of the Day
Aubrey Plaza’s Hard Nipple in a Tight Dress of the Day
Charlotte Lawrence Nipples for a Magazine of the Day
Charlotte Lawrence Nipples for a Magazine of the Day

2014

18

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I did an interview with the examiner …

Don’t listen to anything I say. Here are some links…

Top 10 Reasons You Wanna Fuck Alec Baldwin’s Wife…
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More Kate Upton Zero Gravity Tits…
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Lady Gaga Shaved her Vagina
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Kate Upton Zero Gravity….
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Hot Girl Makes Guy Tap Out…
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Nina Agdal Nipples in SI
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Cora Banks is is a Clothed Playboy Model…
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Anna Herrin in a Bathing Suit…
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Anais / Anus in a Bikini
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Hot Model Snowboaring…
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Obama Has Seen Alexandra Daddario
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Selena Gomez Legs…
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Goat Drinking is AMazing
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Girls in Glasses…
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SI Swimsuit by the Numbers….
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Festival Security Guard is Awesome..
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Bob Casale Dead at 61
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Facebook Secrets You Need to See
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8 Truths from TLC Shows
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Ways to Sound Smart Talking About Raps
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NY Judge Says Stripping Isn’t Art
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Irina Shayk in a Tight Dress…
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This Dude Doesn’t Give a Fuck…
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Landing Gear Pushed to Limits…
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Bizarre Google Searches Illustrated
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Seth Rogan Got Married
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Weirdest Club Ever
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Give Her an Orgasm – She Will Love It and Let You Fuck Other Girls…
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Attack of the Boob GIFS
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WTF PORN GIFs
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Carly Lauren is Naked…for Playboy
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Creampie Sucking…
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Wife Strips Naked..
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August Ames Strips…
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Trish Paytas is Amazing
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Hot Chick Amy Veronica Having Lesian
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Check out the elite escorts the celebrities hire – ? GO

Titty Tuesday!
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An Amateur and Her Selfies.
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ANother Amateur
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THE CRAZIEST AND BEST THING FOR YOU TO DO WITH GIRLS ALWAYS !!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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SEE Farrah Abraham’s Farrah 2 Backdoor and More Exclusive Clip
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SEDUCE WOMEN!!PICK THEM UP!! FUCK THEM!!
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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2014

18

Feb

Anastasia Ashley in my Hotel Room in a Bikini of the Day

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Anastasia Ashley is a lovely delicate flower sent from heaven to make your life a happier place, she’s also a pro surfer, who lives an amazing life and has an amazingly fit body…that is currently being celebrated in SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT

She’s also a friend…who works hard at what she does…and who I try to support and endorse whenever I get the chance…because she is inspirational to people like me who don’t like getting off the couch…who fear dying or being eaten by sharks…and who don’t really want to post pics of my ass on instagram, but who I am happy to know, and who I am happy does it, because I get to watch from the sidelines…

To say I am her number 1 fan, probably an understatement…I am all about her hustle, fuck I’d carry her purse to set if she let me and it was nice to see her nipples…get a little harder…for the rest of the world…

Long before the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit happened…we did a fun photoshoot with STEVEN MEIERS (THE BEST PHOTOGRAPHER KNOWN TO MAN – SERIOUSLY HE WILL BE THE NEXT TERRY RICHARDSON) on the balcony in my hotel room in LA and I should have masturbated in the corner…but instead I did it on the on the balcony while sniffing the railing after she left…sometimes being a pathetic loser…is pretty alright.

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2014

18

Feb

Ireland Baldwin Needs to be Recognized for her Work of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is an aspiring Swimsuit model.

She is signed to IMG, a top agency that represents a bunch of the models in the Swimsuit issue, but for some reason, she was overlooked, even though she worked the event around the Swimsuit issue, and made friends with the people who work at Swimsuit issue, and has been working out to have a body fit for the Swimsuit Issue…paving the groundwork for Next Year’s Swimsuit issue…

Friends with GIGI HADID…probably jealous of GIGI HADID..it shoulda been her..kind of girls hate girls especially when the other girl wins situation…pretend to be happy for her…

So she did what any normal jealous girl would do…and that’s post ass pics on the internet in a bikini…making her own SI Swimsuit…because with the internet and social media…who needs SI to make this happen for you…It’s all about doing it yourself motherfucker…it’s the Ireland Baldwin Swimsuit Edition..published by Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassigner’s allowance they give her… I like it..

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2014

18

Feb

Eniko Mihalik and Natalia Siodmiak For Terry Richardson of the Day

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Terry Richardson shot Eniko Mihalik and Natalia Siodmiak for ETAM…which is a lingerie company…I guess he was trying to recreate the Kate Upton Cat Daddy video that really put her on the map…back when the world was more excitable and cared about bouncing tits..

I didn’t watch the videos, that requires too much work, but I have seen Eniko’s tits, so I assume it is its own brand of awesome…

Here are the clips…

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2014

18

Feb

Helen Flanagan in Lingerie NUTS of the Day

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Helen Flanagan is a UK actor turned glamour model…because acting was boring and posing half naked is easy…especially when you have tits like this…because tits like this put the tits of someone like Kate Upton to shame…and tits like this should have been in sports illustrated swimsuit instead of Kate Upton…but weren’t…because Sports Illustrated doesn’t really know what’s up and keep using the same girls over and over and over….forcing babes like Helen Flanagan to do lad mags like NUTS back home…and I guess we can only hope her desperation increases and increases until she gets into porn and really makes it in AMerica….right. Right..

She’s a serious fucking babe…

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2014

18

Feb

Anastasia Ashley and the Rest of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit of the Day

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It’s no secret that the hottest thing in women’s sports right now is Anastasia Ashley or at least her bikini clad surfer ass…

So it is no shock to anyone, or at least me, who as far as I’m concerned is everyone, since none of you exists, that her amazing bikini clad ass was featured in Sports Illustrated…

I guess Sports Illustrated figured we’ve already seen her in a bikini 1000 times before, why not show off her fit as fuck body…by showing us her NIPPLES…I like their logic…because I like nipples…

It’s like Sports Illustrated was some kind of soft core porn mag…yet people still advertise with them…

Point of the story is that Anastasia has never looked better, except when she wakes up after a night of drinking, and is, as far as I’m concerned, the show stopper of the entire issue…

I am surprised she hasn’t been in every one of their issues before, since she’s be surfing professionally for years, and I hope this gets her recognized by the masses so that she can continue to produce more show stopping surfing and more importantly more show stopping bikini pics…

There are few people in the world who I can say I love. She’s one of them….Good job. Let’s cuddles. FINAL LIMONADA.

TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

18

Feb

Kate Upton in Space of the Day

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Kate Upton is Sports Illustrated prized pig from the county fair that is their business…she’s the golden egg…that makes them serious money…because average American Dudes, who read or at least buy the magazine, love her….

Sports Illustrated made her famous, and they’ve made her their cover girl year after year, and even this year, to avoid causing too much controversy using her again, even though they really wanted to…they gave her the “alternate cover”…or the “back cover”…because they know in terms of their magazine, she is the only thing that really matters.

I don’t need to sit here and hate on a company that has for the last 50 years found girls to pose in their bikinis, a lot of them top models, for free.

I don’t need to celebrate what they do either, or be inspired by it, or even think their choices in girls are amazing.

I don’t need to talk about Kate Upton’s weird sloppy body and tits and how she’s a product of serious doctoring to look semi appealing, so much that she’s practically an artist rendition of herself…

But I can’t help but laugh that they had to take her to zero gravity so that her tits don’t sag…

It’s like these Sports Illustrated people are pulling all the tricks they can to keep on using her despite her over-eating…and they have got resourceful or desperate enough to turn to space travel technology to make her look good…

I don’t hate, it’s a waste of energy…but I still find it funny..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE SWIMSUIT ISSUE CLICK HERE

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2014

18

Feb

Emily Ratajkowski Body Painted for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski was one of the Sports Illustrated Rookies, which I am sure is a big deal to her considering she was just a video vixen who had sex with Kanye West this time last year…

You know the aspiring model and actress who was getting naked for every and any interesting enough photographer…

Who when I started posting on her had under 10,000 followers on instagram…and twitter…before blowing the fuck up…and becoming this huge phenomenon….

I guess I am a bit of a purist, and I prefer Emily Ratajkowski posing in fashion nudes, than in Sports Illustrated body painted nudes, because Body Paining is tacky as fuck reserved for Tattoo conventions for losers…and not nude models…it’s like she might as well be wearing a snow suit since her vagina and nipples are covered…

But I guess, we can always go through the archives of her young career to see the real good…

I don’t understand the hype with body painting…it’s pretty dated…but I guess speaks to the Sports Illustrated reader..

I do get the hype with Emily Ratajkowski…she’s masterminded the celebrity system…and did it with an awesome set of tits.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE SWIMSUIT ISSUE CLICK HERE

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2014

18

Feb

Rosalind Lipsett and Bear by Toastycakes of the Day

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Her name is Rosalind Lipsett and she’s relatively new to the American bikini modelling scene, that’s why you may have never heard of her…She’s originally from Ireland, a land that must have some seriously magic potatoes, because she does NOT look sickly and greyish skinned like the Irish girls I know, she also doesn’t look drunk and belligerent and ready to fight like the Irish girls…

She must be lucky…like the Irish like to believe they are…even though that’s just false hope for their blue collar lives….like how Americans think they are free and that they are fighting for their freedom…you see only a few Americans are actually free…and only a few Irish, like this Rosalind Lipsett are lucky to not be like any other Irish girl before her…

She should be the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover today…Maybe next year….

His name is… TOASTYCAKES and he only hangs with babes, and only takes pics of babes…and makes you hate your life for not being a photographer who hangs with babes and takes pics of babes….

The bears name is…who gives a fuck…it’s a fucking bear…only weirdo molesters like the guy from Family Guy like making up stories about their Teddy Bears being alive…

Follow Rosalind Lipsett and TOASTYCAKES on Instagram for a good time…

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2014

18

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Trying to convince a girl you meet in a bar that it is perfectly okay for her to have sex with her brother because it’s more masturbation than incest, even though they aren’t twins…generally won’t get a positive response, because like pedophilia, society has made it feel wrong to have sex with your family members…even if on paper and historically…it makes perfect sense…I mean she’s in the room next door on Christmas…

Maybe I can’t relate because I don’t have mothers or sisters or daughters…but I stand by my argument…and remain convinced she was just mad at me because she had sexual thoughts about her brother before and couldn’t deal…

Here are some morning links…

Miley Cyrus Put Her Fan’s Thong in her Mouth in Concert
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The Sounds of Women’s Curling is Erotic
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All the pics of Maryna Linchuk Tits in a Tank Top
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Girls Tugging at Their Clothes…
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Hot Brunette in a Tiny Bikini Pretty Naked
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16 People Way Lonelier than You
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Updating Reality Bites for the New Generation
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Her name is Jada Stevens – Her Twitter Has Been Deleted – Here are Some Videos of Her
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Babe in Sexy Socks in the Kitchen
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Girls Being Slutty Exhibitionists is Fun!
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