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2014

11

Feb

Shitty Olympic Flash of the Day

I find it pretty amazing that this is getting any media attention whatsoever…she’s a Russian Speedskater who just got Russia’s first gold metal…and she unzipped her shirt and like all people in spandex suits designed to make them go faster…she wasn’t wearing underwear…I mean the nerve of some athletes to not be in their Victoria’s Secret push up bra when they are competing…fucking idiots..

I mean she is a speed skater, hardly a woman, has not tits and isn’t flashing her nipples. Leave her the fuck alone.

Posted in:Videos

2014

11

Feb

Cora Keegan Getting Famous With Nudity of the Day

Her name is Cora Keegan, she’s the worst…and by worst I mean not very famous yet, but will be, she is a working model who has done campaigns for Victoria’s Secret and other bullshit…so I guess she matters or at least enough to date guys in bands and low level actors…you know one of those girls who rinks she’s out of your league..and I am a fan.

I like her face, I like her tits, I like her bush when she has one but more importantly, I like that I’ve seen all these things, without having to ask her…I like that she understands that posing naked isn’t porn, even if your dad and his friends masturbate to all the pics…I like that she’s taking the route of her homie Emily Ratajkowsi and is bringing it…because why the fuck wouldn’t you if you had the opportunity to….

It’s one of those only live once, reach as hard as you can, to have the easiest fucking life ever, and if showing your awesome perky tits is the way to do it..then fucking do it.

I still like to call her a hooker…but that’s just me conditioning her to be my bride..or at least my valentine…she just doesn’t know it yet…it’ll come as a surprise…when the van pulls up outside her apartment and we smuggle her to Canada…Bitches love surprises…

Posted in:Cora Keegan

2014

11

Feb

Jessica Lowndes Bikini Pic of the Day

Jessica Lowndes is some Canadian I never met even though we all know each other…because instead of joining for a snow shoe and polar bear hunt like we Canadians do to get to know each other…she ran off to be famous and too good for me thanks some very very important TV show called 90210…a show that amazes me even exists because it already happened and reliving it like it was Degrassi just made no fucking sense…but what does make sense is that she’s showing off her bikini body on instagram trying to compete with the girls who matter on instagram…who only post pics of their bikinis…because that’s what Instagram is all about…

Posted in:Jessica Lowndes

2014

11

Feb

Australian Balloon Masturbator of the Day

I may dislike VICE for being the fucking worst third world loving bullshit to ever be financed by FOX…

I may dislike VICE for leveraging this site early on by buying traffic from me an never paying.

I may dislike VICE for being pussies about their original content, that was edgy and interesting, but at the same time, succumbing to advertisers to make the billions almost makes sense…it’s just very gangster.

That said, I do appreciate this video, where they sent their people to interview a girl who masturbates using balloons, which is pretty funny in and of itself, and that I assume she does on webcam for money, or that she’s just pretending she does as a joke…because I like all obscure fetishes as the world may have always had them…but the world is more vocal about it.

You see, I would never waste my time with this girl, she’s not hot enough, not to mention she wears a mask and doesn’t take ownership on her weirdness…I don’t care if some fat chick, or dumpy chick or lesbian can only get off if she’s eating gravy while newborn kittens suck her pussy, I just care that it happened and I’m glad Vice wastes their time and money tracking it, because it’s funny…but not that funny…but I’ll still post it….because I encourage this behavior.

Posted in:Videos

2014

11

Feb

Cop Shoots Dog at a 9 Year Old’s Birthday For No Reason of the Day

I hate these videos, but this motherfucker must fucking die.

A trigger happy cop that shot a family dog, that is apparently a service dog, dead…for barking at him…because he’s a fucking cop and deserves to be barked at.

The dog is dead and this upsets me….here’s the story.

Rick Clubb said Monday that his son’s 9th birthday party was wrapping up
about 5:30 p.m. when Officer Tarek Hassani came to his home on Jacklyne
Circle on complaints of dogs running at-large.He shot the 7-year-old black labrador, “Hooch,” Clubb said, though it showed no aggressive behavior.

Clubb said he suffers Parkinson’s disease, and Hooch was his trained service animal.

“He didn’t have to pull out his .45 and shoot my dog,” Clubb said. “It was right outside my son’s bedroom. What if it had ricocheted through the window?”A recording of the shooting from the cruiser’s dashboard-mounted camera acquired Monday by the Times-News shows Hassani yelling “get back” and kicking at the snarling and barking dogs as he made his way to Clubb’s front door.A chihuahua and two large dogs were running unleashed around the neighborhood when Hassani arrived, said Filer Police Chief Tom Reeves.“He had to kick one to keep him away,” the chief said.

Hassani had no choice but to put the lab down after it kept taking an aggressive posture behind him, Reeves said.

Clubb was ticketed for allowing animals to run at large.

Clubb said he will fight the ticket leveled against him after a heated argument with Hassani.

“Well, my dog is dead,” Clubb said. “I don’t think that’s fair.”

Even this video of Cops Actually Working, if jumping innocent black dudes for being black and on a bike is considered working…it’s still better than taking coffee and donut breaks…

All this to say, there are good cops…but so many evil ones…I hope the dog killer cop gets fucking killed…

Posted in:Videos

2014

11

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Shirley Temple died, so I’ve been hiding from the internet from all the drink related jokes. Like many of you I like to pretend that I thought she was dead, but I knew she wasn’t, you’re all just thinking of Jon Benet…

What people aren’t mentioning is that she was part of the golden age of Hollywood – that involved a lot of pedophilia…not to mention I am sure a lot of grown men masturbated to her movies over the last 80s years…making her one of the original kiddie pornstars…a legacy that I am sure everyone wishes to have…

More importantly, people die everyday, who cares about Shirley Temple, care about how every time my wife orders food, they send four forks because they assume it’s for four people, before she eats it all…that’s what’s important people..that’s what matters…

Here are some morning links…

JEssie Andrews Bikini Wearing Porno DJ
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Underboobs….
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See Naked Slutty Girls
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The 30 Best Actor / Writers
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Florida Bans the Homeless from Using Blankets
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Bruce Jenner Trannies
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WATCHED enough porn? Get a private XXX fantasy date – ? GO

News Channel Needs to Delete Their History
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The Longest Anus Spread in TV History
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Smart Crow Solves Puzzles
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Big Wall Climb
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It’s Webcam Girl Time….
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Morning Inspiraiton
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

10

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I am glad we live in a world where girls admit they finger bang themselves…and some of them film it.

I am glad we live in a world where corporations evaluated being worth billions of dollars are scamming their advertisers by selling fake likes

I am glad we live in a world where hipsters unite to make fun of starbucks, while promoting starbucks, while reminding us how genius starbucks is.

I am glad we live in a world that created The Golden Girls…

But I am unhappy I live in a house with my obese wife…

Here are some stepLINKS…filled with greatness…

Creepy 11 Year Old in a Creepy Video that Was on Mainpage of Youtube Despite being Creepy
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Obama and Beyonce are Doing It
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Farrah in a Bikini Has Nothing to do with new Sex Tape
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12 Embarrassing Things That Exist
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TOP 10 AMAZING THINGS THAT HAPPENED THIS WEEKEND – NUMBER 4 is the Best
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Some Slutty Girl in Thigh High Socks
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Babes Doing Winter Right…
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Reporter Mistakes Sam Jackson for Lawrence Fishbourne…..
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OLD Black People that Look Younger Than Lorde
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Selena Gomez – Belly
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The Dirty’s Dirty Whore Wife had a Dirty Whore Miscarriage
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My friend Rob Heppler Tore Dumb Starbucks a New Hipster Asshole
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Jessica Alba – Baby Shower
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Some Game of Thrones People Hanging Together
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Lucy Mecklenburgh amazing in a Bikini
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Olivia Wilde – Big Sweatshirt
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The 23 Hottest Emma Roberts Pics
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Big Lebowski Rug
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Olympic Logo Made Out of Soda cases
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Kristen Steward in Marie Clarie
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Kate Mara is Pretty Hot…
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Tranny Prank
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Why Do We Get Nervous!
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The Hot Candice Topless Pic I Posted
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Some babe who is naked in a movie…
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Chris Kattan DUI
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Olympic Figure Skating MEME
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Why Dogs Spin Before They Poop
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Olympic Cheat Sheet
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The Perfect Snow Texture FAIL
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The Craziest Sex Scandals in NBA History
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Amy Willerton Amazing in a Bikini
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Today’s Top 5 Model Instagrams
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The Many Faces of a Guilty Dog
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Luge Girl Dancing to Beyonce
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Jessica Wright in a Bikini
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Kristen Stewart Monster in Marie Claire
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23 Hottest Female Snowboarders
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Rita Rusic Old Lady in a Bikini
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People Still Want to See Lady Gaga
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Victoria Justice Showing Cleavage
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Smart Crow
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Alessandra Ambrosio in WOrkout Gear
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Farrah’s New Porn
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Facebook is Selling Fake Likes Fraud
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Georgia May Jagger Amazing in a Bikini
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Lena Dunham the Vogue Monster
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10 Arcade Cabinets that Will Make You Miss your Childhood
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Girls with Thigh Gap
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The Double Toilet in SOCHI is the BEst
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For Valentine’s Day – Give Her an Orgasm – She Will Love…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Big Tits MAsturbating
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Big Titty Asian
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Some Amateur Lady Cop Showing HEr Tits
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Busty Teen Riding Dildo
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Spread Ass Cam Show
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2 Girls One Turd
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Nerdy Cam Girl
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The Grossest Video Ever
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Busty Waitress Showing Her Tits
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Public Library Dildo
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Feathering a Clit
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Last night, I saw a Things I’ve Never Seen Before on this Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

10

Feb

Sara Malakul Lane Excites Me of the Day

Her name is Sara Malakul Lane and she is the hottest thing pretty much ever, and I am not just calling her a thing because she’s half Thai, half white…I am not racist like that… I just feel the union of alien asian genes and human genes make for glorious creatures…like this Sara Malakul Lane

Her story is a typical one…you know what you’d expect to hear from any girl you meet in LA.. born and raised in Thailand, where she was famous on some TV shows and as a model and not for being a child tranny prostitute for British tourists, which is how I assume how her parents met…I mean why else would a white dude be in Thailand in the 80s…right? I mean why else would a white guy be in Thailand now?….

Either way, seeing as she was American, she decided to the states, to be closer to me, and to win my heart, as a lot of these girls do…at least in my imagination…which is all that counts…it’s real if I believe it…I think I’m pregnant….those tits…my god…can’t wait for her to shoot nude scenes…ideally in my mouth…but I’ll accept in movies….and photoshoots too…since she keeps refusing my requests for a date…

Well now I am in love…So here are some of her pics…Follow her on INSTAGRAM

Posted in:Sara Malakul Lane

2014

10

Feb

Coco is a Valentine’s Day Dream of the Day

Coco, as you probably know, is pretty fucking ridiculous.

I mean she just loves attention, like a hooker or stripper who really wanted to make it in the modelling game, but the best she could do is lockdown some famous dude and use him as a platform to spread her talent, which is really not a talent at all, but rather just a set of fake tits and a fake ass on an old lady…

I still think she’s entertaining as fuck, and knowing she doesn’t have to be this pathetic and trashy makes it even better…

It’s like this is in her soul, in the core of who she is, and being rich and famous won’t change that…she’ll be tacky and doing pussy puppet shows for the old folks in the home at 80…you know twerking to hip hop til the day she dies…

And for that I love her and her heart pasties…like she was a real life Valentines Day card sent from heaven…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Coco

2014

10

Feb

Melanie Brown Drunken Bikini Party of the Day

Melanie Brown is out of control! I guess when you’re richer than god and pretty much out of work…your life becomes pretty boring, despite being awesome, allowing you to finance parties on yachts with other girls you dyke out with, just looking for a thrill in your 40s like you were still that hard nippled girl in that Music video about to become an international star….or maybe she just likes being watched, seen and talked about…or maybe…she just doesn’t give a fuck…and really whatever the reason..who cares, I wish I was on this boat with this idiots…grabbing at asses and staging a sex tape…because that would be better than what I’m doing now…which is looking at their pics and talking about them like I care…or like I don’t have a life of my own..which conveniently…I don’t.

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Melanie Brown