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2014

10

Feb

Figure Skating and Other Olympic Erotica of the Day

When you’re a pervert with a little bit of an imagination or really just a pervert…anything can be pornographic..even the Olympics…especially when girls are in little panties dancing around…showing the world their ass and vagina definition…after years of training to be competing at this level on this international forum for people like me to cheapen and degrade with every masturbation stroke I make….

But maybe I’m just weird, I’ve been in Canada since before their was internet and before I had cable, when Figure Skating was the only masturbation option…and since the girls stay the same age…and the costumes get sleazier…it’s only natural for me to still love every second of it..

That’s why I am glad we’re tracking Olympic erotica in the forum…TO SEE ALL THE OLYMPIC EROTICA CLICK HERE

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2014

10

Feb

Izabel Goulart’s Fitness Moment of the Day

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Izabel Goulart kills the instagram game with her fitness videos of herself doing really interesting sex poses…pretty much simulating sex in motions that she pretends are for fitness…something that may happen at the gym but I wouldn’t know because the last time I was in a gym I was asked to leave for locking myself in a the ladies locker room…it’s a fetish…

But seriously, watching this makes me want to get into the gym, even though I know I’ll be greeted by fat lazy people, and not supermodels…but I have a feeling the more instagram happens, the more fit people get celebrated, the more the world will see why we like skinny people, and the less pigs like Lena Dunham will end up on TV…it’s a positive move….

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2014

10

Feb

Mariah Carey’s Solid Dress of the Day

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Mariah Carey may be old but she still brings it to the fucking stage and by bringing it I mean her ridiculous tits that her tween gold digging husband probably encourages her to bring to the stage so that his friends go “holy shit, your mom has huge tits, you lucky bastard”…and not “dude you married Mariah Carey, that bitch was hot in 99″….because as we all know if you focus on the one asset you know you have…like massive tits or a round ass..it makes the rest of you negligible…

I still like her better when she had lost her mind, was on sucide watch, before babies and family and Nick Cannon moved in on her to trap her into what she assumes is love…but I mean..she’s still got it going on…at least in terms of huge fucking tits…which counts for everything…I mean I don’t even think it matters if she sang…or if she can sing…she’s good.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE and even more HERE

Posted in:Mariah Carey

2014

10

Feb

Mom Shaming Her Daughter for Sexting of the Day

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When your mom speaks like this, and public shames you like this, while threatening to beat the shit out you, you’d pretty much expect to grow up a stripper, single mother, criminal…

I don’t think quoting the bible, memorizing the bible…will save this one…or really anyone…but it’s funny to watch…I don’t know if it’s th internet fuckin’ kids up or their ghetto upbringing…

Either way…funny.

Posted in:Videos

2014

10

Feb

Christie Brinkley Bathing Suit at 60 of the Day

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Christie Brinkley is 60 years old…and People magazine did on a feature on her to either celebrate how fucking insane and weird it is for someone to look like this at 60…or it was to showcase their photoshop skills or maybe it’s some ad on BOTOX technology that you can assume advertise on their site and in their magazine…and that uses Christie Brinkley as a spokesperson…you know a little advertorial to trick us all….or maybe, just maybe Christie Brinkley is a fucking robot…because it just doesn[t make sense…

I mean I remember masturbating to her in the 80s and she looked the fucking same…what’s going on here – and why do I think Russia has something to do with it…

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2014

10

Feb

Valentine’s Day Message of the Day

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I don’t know why, this made me laugh, but it did..I like to think it has to do with angry white trash and some weirdo tormenting him to make him more angry…it’s the little things..

Sure it’s not as good as vintage racist Valentine’s Day cards for valentines day but I think it’s modern, relevant and more importantly, a pretty solid romantic message of love to send to friends…

Posted in:Videos

2014

10

Feb

So Many Tits in W Magazine March 2014 of the Day

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Lara Stone, Rita Ora, Milla Jovovich, Miley Cyrus, Cindy Crawford, Vanessa Hudgens, Miranda Kerr & Ciara….so many tits…Jourdan Dunn, Karlie Kloss, Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Isabeli Fontana, Doutzen Kroes, Candice Swanepoel, Rosie Huntington Whiteley, Lais Ribeiro & Edita Vilkeviciute…so many tits….tits…on tits..on tits…

Now I don’t get excited by any of these things, I don’t care about models, or money, or really anything, but this is just a whole lot of model action that it’s hard to consume and digest…it’s just they shot so many girls in black and white…that it’s almost too much for one magazine to handle…and far too much for one post from an ignorant asshole who appreciates that models aren’t fat but really doesn’t care either way…to comment on…

I guess more is better, good job W Magazine.

Posted in:W Magazine

2014

10

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Don’t go to the gay village thinking you will meet lonely girls who are eager to find straight dudes to fill their vagina in February, the loneliest and most depressing month of the year, because you’ll end up with a lot more than that…HIV.

TOP 10 AMAZING THINGS THAT HAPPENED THIS WEEKEND – NUMBER 4 is the Best
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So Many Big Titties
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Joanna Krupa – Leg Show
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I am a Fan of Shia
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The Best Winter Sports Fails You Will See
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Britain’s Biggest Dog
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Last night, I saw a Things I’ve Never Seen Before on this Site
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The 25 Most Romantic Movies on Netflix Right Now
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Polish Nerd League
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Some Fails…
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Parking Ticket Prank
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Olympic Figure Skating MEME
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2014

08

Feb

Tallulah Willis and Rumer Willis Topless Tanning in Mexico of the Day

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I have friends who are good friends with Tallulah Willis and I spent years making fun of Rumer Willis…for no real reason other than her the structure of her head..that isn’t really that bad, because I guess it was a way to laugh at Demi, who I hated for no real reason other than Ashton Kutcher, who I hated because he’s annoying as fuck and anyone of any age…who fucks with him on that level is just the fucking worst…

When really I should have focused my energy on flirting with Rumer, making her fall in love with me, so I could be on these topless beach adventures…

I figure making fun of people who deserve it makes sense, but actual girls who are cool enough to not bother with bikini tops, those are the ones you want as friends….

So to the Willis sisters and their vacation 2 weeks ago…thanks for the fucking invite, Jerks. I guess they don’t realize my new fetish is celebrity kids…because they are raised by insane egotistical people, have lots of money, and like to have fun.

Posted in:Tallulah Willis

2014

08

Feb

Guess the Bad Ass of the Day

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This is Katy Perry, and as expected, unlike what her shitty music would make you think of her, because it’s so bad, she’d have to be so good to look at, she’s rocking’ a seriously bad ass…

It’s one of these wearing sweatpants with huge pantylines like a middle aged mom who has given up on having any level of sex appeal whatsoever, because she hates her fucking life, but the hundred million dollar pop star who should never been version…and I think it is safe to say…she just does this to remind us just how good she’s scammed the world..in a little fuck you idiots, Imma gonna go count my money…

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