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Rat Cow Face Shows Off her Ass in Panties of the Day

Rat Cow Face Shows Off her Ass in Panties of the Day

Bella Thorne Putting her Best Pussy Forward of the Day

Bella Thorne Putting her Best Pussy Forward of the Day

Selena Gomez’s Kidney Supplier Francia Raisa has a Fat Ass of the Day

Selena Gomez’s Kidney Supplier Francia Raisa has a Fat Ass of the Day

Aubrey Plaza’s Hard Nipple in a Tight Dress of the Day

Aubrey Plaza’s Hard Nipple in a Tight Dress of the Day

Charlotte Lawrence Nipples for a Magazine of the Day

Charlotte Lawrence Nipples for a Magazine of the Day

2014

12

Feb

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham in Farrah 2 Backdoor and More EXCLUSIVE of the Day

In the event you haven’t heard. The Teen Mom Farrah Abraham dabbled in porn back in May…We had the exclusive clip that everyone loved…especially me…because I think I fell in love…

I think it was the highlight of her career, if not her life…probably more important than having her child, who if she actually cared about, would probably not be participating in unprotected sex with male pornstars, but doesn’t care about that…it’s about Farrah and all the attention she can get directed her way…and what’s not to love about that….

That’s probably why she’s releasing another one…Farrah 2 – Backdoor and more…and we have the exclusive….

TO SEE THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Sure it could be footage from the first shoot she signed off on in May, not knowing there were more movies to come, but it is safe to say she is all about this, because otherwise it wouldn’t be happening…she’d be back home, working a normal job, being a normal mom…but I am so glad that she is not….

I guess her aspiring TV Series dreams like she was a Kardashian didn’t pan out so well with her sex tape, that just lead to doing more porn…and love her or hate her and everything her not so wholesome nymphomaniac publicity seeking ass is all about…I am just just I get to see her publicity seeking ass….getting fucked.

TO SEE THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

It may not be a leaked tape, it may not be an authentic, but it shows the world the kind of girl she is…now that we’ve already seen her backdoored and squirting…very little is left….but apparently there’s more…because she’s got all the fucking moves and she fucking loves it….but not nearly as much as I do….

TO SEE THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

She’s fame hungry, or just cock hungry, or just money hungry. Maybe she likes to to fuck on camera. Maybe this is her dream. I’m not a fucking therapist. I don’t care what this does to her or her families life, I mean the damage is already done…might as well keep going down this path, especially when built lil this.

TO SEE THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

I worry that she’s sabotaged herself, that she’s been over exposed…that no one will care about seeing her fuck, but then seeing her actually exposed, fucking like a machine, doing such a good porno job of it, I realize…this is her calling…this is her talent that and it is perfect…it makes me realize none of that bullshit that surrounds her actually matters as long as she’s just fucking perfectly…and she is…

TO SEE THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

I am sure she’s not the first teen mom to get into porn, if anything she did it the right way…and watching her…convinces me of that…and will convince you…

The union of a man and woman shouldn’t be a sacred thing, at least not when being filmed on a sex swing. This is hot and I generally can’t stand porn…

Good job Farrah…I bow down to your hustle…it’s a good one…If you’re not sold on how awesome she is yet….BACKDOOR AND MORE PEOPLE…BACKDOOR AND MORE….

YOU CAN GET THE SEX TAPE NOW JUST
Follow This Link

Thanks VIVID.com for making all our dreams come true this morning!

Posted in:Farrah Abraham|Sex Tape|stepEXCLUSIVE|Teen Mom

2014

11

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes I accidentally send messages to the girl who works at Starbucks that I added on Facebook that I want to cum inside her…and sometimes that makes it pretty fucking awkward to order coffee at Starbucks…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Top 10 Shirley Temple was a Babe
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Billy Ray Cyrus – Hip Hop Achy Breaky – Wow
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Anastasia Ashley’s Dirty Sand Covered Ass – What a Slob….
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Girls Tugging at Clothes
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Brenda Song Does the LuLu Lemons
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Jessi Marie is Pretty Fucking Slutty
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Everything You Need to See from NYFW
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Kate Beckinsale – Pussy Definition in Leggings
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Strange Mannequins…
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I Want to Anal Reese Witherspoon Prison Styles
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Paris Hilton Nipple Like she was a Porn Chick
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Funny Jeep Incident
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Singer Gets Electrocuted on Stage
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See Naked Slutty Girls
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Julia Robert’s Half Sister Died of a Drug Overdose…
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Can a Brother Get Some McNuggets…
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Luisa Zissman in Lingerie
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35 Butts of the 2014 Olympics
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How to Shave your Balls…
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Lauren Faiers Hot in Some Lad Mag
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Some Underboob
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Crazy Dash Cam Almost Accident…
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World War 1 in 6 Minutes
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Canadians Get Canadian Beer if You are Canadian at the Olympics…
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Fuck That Wet Ass. Fuck It Good
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Top 10 Johnny Weir is Freak
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I love this Sam Jackson Mistaken for Laurence Fishurne Clip
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Irina Shayk is the Russian Model
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Camille Rowe Lingerie
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5 Super Model Instagrams
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Miley Thinks Her Tour is Educational
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Tight Camel Toe Courtesy Of Anne Hathaway
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Nina Dobrev at a Bar!
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Kate Mara Kinda Topless in Some Mag
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WATCHED enough porn? Get a private XXX fantasy date – ? GO

15 Puppies and Babies…
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Bob Costas Got shit in his Eye
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For Valentine’s Day – Give Her an Orgasm – She Will Love…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Amateur Lesbians
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Girl Fucks a Sex Doll
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Blonde Gets a Bikini Wax
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Dirty Old Lesbians Doing Fetish Stuff
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Post Your Favorite Nude Scene
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Girl Squirts on a Table
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Fatty With Huge Tits in the Bathroom
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No Pants at the Office
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Shittiest Foot Fetish Video Ever
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Sarah Randall Pulls out Her Tits
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Last night, I saw a Things I’ve Never Seen Before on this Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

11

Feb

stepHOLIDAY for XXXopoly of the Day

We got our hands on an amazing couples game called XXXopoly and we did the only that made sense…we had our stepGIRLS…and play the game for us.

XXXopoly is a play on Monopoly, only far more sexual than buying Boardwalk or Park Place…this game is designed for two to play…and part of the game is instructions on moves that get hot and heavy…that this one with our stepGIRLS…

The game can be a lot of fun, whether with your lover, a prude wife you hate, or more importantly…girls you invite over who don’t have Valentine’s dates and are ready to throw down, but need to motivation or catalyst that is you…and XXXopoly is your harmless, fun, tool to get you there…awesome.

GET THIS GAME TO HAVE EROTIC FUN CLICK HERE

Come back tomorrow for the next pic and Erotic Chest in this series….

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVES|stepHOLIDAY

2014

11

Feb

Brooklyn Decker’s Stupid Dance of the Day

Brooklyn Decker was always a model I considered the Kate Upton of her generation. You know all american, retarded looking with a awkward body and big tits that the average man just loved because she didn’t like like his toothless 400 pound wife who worked at walmart…

She was the Vagina that Sports Illustrated built and gave to Andy Roddick…

And now she dances…as retarded looking as her face suggest and I have a feeling you like seeing her being silly…for attention..hoping to secure her place for a few more years before baby making…

I guess what it comes down to is at least she’s not fat…and at least she’s having fun…living the rich girl life..while we all suck at life…right.

Posted in:Brooklyn Decker

2014

11

Feb

Amazing Instagram of the Day

I think it is safe to say that GODDESS BOSSY who just followed me on Instagram has some next level videos on her panties…that she sells…dirty fucking hustle…

I thought it was amazing, sent it to every girl I know, to help motivate them to step up their instagram game, not one of those girls loved it – in fact they all found it repulsive and even a little too yeasty…but I though shit…panty art…whether staged or real is just so perfect for Instagram…a Facebook owned property…

She also posts pics of dudes sucking her feet…

Amazing…make this girl a star…

Posted in:Instagram

2014

11

Feb

Kelly Brook Upskirt of the Day

I don’t know if an upskirt flash counts when it is from a lady who is pushing 40 and who has been a topless or nude model since she was 18…meaning I’ve seen her labia at lease once or twice over the last decade…all in efforts to be rich and famous…using any means possible…those means just happened to be her massive tits…and it worked…

But it is still an up skirt and it’s her fat ass cheek not her tits so it’s something new to her fans…and I guess all that matters…is that I encourage this behavior…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2014

11

Feb

Stephanie Seymour Does Incest for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Years ago, when Stephanie Seymour was doing some kind of comeback tour after having disappeared for years, pictures of her with hard nipples in a bikini, with her son rocking’ a boner….They went viral, people laughed about how his mom gave him boners…the pics are probably somewhere on this site, but that I will let you scavenger hunt because it will give your loser ass something to do, you know give that deadbeat degenerate loser in you some sense of purpose…

Her sons ended up coming out of the closet gay, which doesn’t mean she didn’t molest them, ask any lesbian if she’s a lesbian thanks to penis being abusive to her at some point in her life and I am sure a solid 25% will say yes…

Anyway, she’s in Harper’s Bazaar looking great, but her gay sons are undressing her in what is pretty awkward behavior for a child and mother, you know like brushing her hair out, and finger banging her…

The whole thing reminds me of a guy I knew growing up, with a narcissist mother who loved him more than she should of, because to her he was the male version of her, and with that,, she thought him fucking her was masturbation…twisted…and probably pretty relevant for Stephanie Seymour…the lunatic model from the 90s…

What it comes down to is that I love incest, probably because I’ve never had a family. I just hate that incest porn is so outrageous and unbelievable.

Posted in:Stephanie Seymour

2014

11

Feb

Lookin’ Down J.Lo’s Shirt of the Day

Apparently, J.Lo and her staff of 100, decided that this was a beautiful picture of J.Lo to post on her social media, because I guess it wasn’t showcasing her old as fuck face…while focusing on cleavage that she’s never really had, but that a slow metabolism and aging has graced her with…I mean that or implants…and the whole thing is a pretty weird way to connect with her fans and let them into her everyday life…I mean..maybe she should focus on pro pics of her ass…even if she’s too old for that behavior at least it makes more sense than this….

Posted in:J.Lo

2014

11

Feb

The Crazy Horny Woman on the Plane Prank of the Day

Someone sent me this story of a drunk woman who made sexual advances at the guy sitting next to her, who refused, which made her very angry, as most girls hate being rejected for sex, especially when they know there is always at least one dude willing to fuck them…leading to her going nuts and screaming that she would fucking kill him…leading to an emergency landing…leading to her getting arrested…leading to ruining the schedules of everyone on the plane…

I think that was some pretty selfish behavior fron the dude…jump on the grenade, take one for the team, be a fucking hero…just fuck the girl, if she is even a girl, even if she wants to fuck you, for all those people trying to get back home but more importantly, for all those people who can’t get laid…

Sure she’s disgusting, but how often does a girl want to fuck in the plane…and a stranger…this is what romance novels are based on…

Here she is getting arrested…all from being turned down for sex..and not being able to contain herself…pretty fucking genius..

Posted in:Videos

2014

11

Feb

Alyssa Miller is in Lingerie for Intimissimi of the Day

I find it hard to take Alyssa Miller seriously…because I know her back story. I know she dated Walter Ioos’ son and I know Walter Ioos is the key bikini photographer at SI Swim…who I am sure his son asks to shoot his model girlfriends because his son knows that’s part of the package when they date him…girls are hookers…even if he’s the best guy ever, girls, especially aspiring models, love connected dudes…especially this kind of connected dude…especially when they are aspiring models…

So to me all her Swimsuit shoots were pretty much paid for. They weren’t authentic, sure they were a girl in a bikini, but it’s not like she met her boyfriend’s dad on set after being cast, it was kind of the other way around…

Not to mention, after dude made her famous from Sports Illustrated…you know seeing her to the world in a massive magazine…because he could…she fucked off with a Jake Gyllenhaal, who is the enemy of the site, thus making her the enemy of the site by association, even if they broke up.

It’s just everything I’ve seen about her I hate. She’s the fucking worst and now she’s in lingerie catalog pics…which in and of themselves are shit whether Alyssa Miller is in them or not…but I’ll post them anyway…because I am going to assume Gylennhaal is gay and didn’t ruin her…even if she’s a horrible woman.

Posted in:Alyssa Miller