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2014

12

Feb

Hailey Clauson for GUess of the Day

Guess has been pretty consistent in finding girls who look like Hailey Clauson for their campaigns. You know a little more body than the average girl..maybe even a little too much body since they’ve historically grown up to be pretty fat…from Anna Nicole Smith to Kate Upton…but there’s a handful of them along the way who are and remain pretty intact…here’s hoping this Hailey Clauson is one of them…because I just fell in love and I wouldn’t want anything like her physical appearance to come between that…

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2014

12

Feb

Irina Shayk in a Bikini of the Day


Irina Shayk is pretty much the best model there is…and that’s not just because you know she pulled serious crazy stunts to get to this level of household…for all we know she probably killed at least one person…you know even when you’re hot it’s not that simple to get to the fucking top…even when you’re talented it’s not that simple…and even when you fuck the right people it doesn’t mean things will stick…so the fact that she’s here…that shit has a backstory that I want to know…because she didn’t just end up dating some homosexual pro athlete to be his beard to get into SI…or maybe she did…and what it comes down to is why do I bother…who cares about girls, their stories, their names even…their talents their intelligence…or really anything about them…when you can just stare at their asses…it’s easier that way…

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2014

12

Feb

Emily Osment and Emmanuelle Chriqui Bikinis of the Day

I have a joke where I say Emily Osment is the kid from the Sixth Sense after the sex change that he could pay for with his iROBOT money…that happened after he hit puberty and realized no one gave a fuck about him or his acting because he was no longer cute…while girls..stay cute for a long time…well until 25 then it’s all down hill, but 25 is still better than 11…

They like you to think she’s his “sister”…I saw Ladybug, I know how this works…

That said, she’s posing in bikinis with some Canadian jew named Emanuelle Chriqui, who is pushing 40 but still pretty good to look at in a blurry instagram pic…and I guess on TV..because I assume they are friends strictly for business…and not dating…unless Emily Osment still has his dick…that’s how these things work…

Posted in:Emily Osment

2014

12

Feb

Achy Break Featuring Billy Ray with Twerking of the Day

So Buck 22 is a fucking genius…or maybe he’s just here to prove how simple it is to make things go Viral on the internet…all you need is a has been, washed up, relevant thanks to his daughter, novelty of a human who only made money off one song…that carried him through life…and that he’d be into re-packaging to make more money – because why the fuck not…because recruited Billy Ray Cyrus and a bunch of stripper girls dressed like strippers in thongs twerking to re-do Achy Breaky Heart…

Fame is that easy people…at least when you’re Dionne Warwick (I say a little prayer for you)’s son…which Buck 22 is…and if growing up rich in Beverly Hills spoiled by your rich as fuck mother isn’t Gangster….I don’t know what is…oh right…doing a collab with Billy Ray…shit….

Posted in:Videos

2014

12

Feb

Angry Chinese Woman Mooning of the Day

There’s something glorious about seeing an ancient Chinese proverb in action…when your neighbor films…drop your pants and moon him…even if you’re 1000 years old…it’s the buddhist way…would you like some egg roll with that? I would.

Posted in:Videos

2014

12

Feb

Nicki Minaj Does the Rihanna on Instagram of the DAy

Nicki Minaj and all her thickness may be a total fucking marketing scam / publicity generating stunt of an “artist” who they found in acting school and packaged…you know as hip hop as Drake…or Miley…who they just packaged and threw into the mix…put a lot of money behind because investing in actual street kids is risky…

Well, it seems she’s seeking some level of authenticity, doing the Rihanna, posting slutty pics and I’m into it…

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2014

12

Feb

Frozen Yogurt Tampon How To of the Day

There are a few interesting things going on in this video…but unfortunately, none of them are of a woman complaining about her yeast infection inserting the Frozen Yogurt tampon she made in her vagina…

But seeing her talk about it, is pretty fucking awkward…

The highlight…is when she says she doesn’t have a raging yeast infection…no wait, when she tells you she should have put a maxi pad in…no wait when she says it melts quit and escapes quit…

Weird…but not as weird as the time I got a yeast infection from a girl…I fucked who had a yeast infection…so it happened…and I filled a condom up with yogurt…and stuck my dick in it for the day…

Maybe this girl is my soulmate…even though I’m more into girls who pretend they don’t have yeast infections

Thanks FOETUS

Posted in:Videos

2014

12

Feb

Rihanna Topless for Instagram of the Day

I guess this is for a shoot – or just another cry for attention – but whatever it is – it’s Rihanna topless on the internet strategically for her fans – even though she would get just as much love clothed…it’s to feel good in her empty sad daddy issue always feeling inadequate even after making it soul …that’s it..

Posted in:Rihanna

2014

12

Feb

Ireland Baldwin is Amazing of the Day

The pictures of Ireland Baldwin are what got me in trouble with the god lady earlier today…reminding us that if God was one of us…just a slob like one of us..he’d be really fucking annoying…and he would make me question the existence of God because why would god choose such an idiot to be his ambassador…

Basically, I wrote…what a great window on your dress, I appreciate the view, because like every creepy guy looking at an 18 year old’s instagrams, I do it for the tits…

The fact is…proven by this video…the youth is so far gone and corrupted that the Jesus folk need to focus less on me…and just join the fucking party…

Here are the pics…

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2014

12

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s an interesting dynamic when a jesus freak comes at you for no reason other than anger deep in her soul about pictures you post of girls…not because my name is Jesus making the whole thing even funnier…but because I like to think I am celebrating all that is good in the world, while calling out all that is bad, but I guess Religious people don’t get it…

They think models, in underwear being awesome, is something that should be taken out back and shot…by her oppressive husband who works at her oppressive church…

I like to think what I do is liberating, and what she does is uneducated, ignorant, and proven false by science…which if anything makes her come across as a lunatic imagining things…rather than a prophet…

These are the same people watching Teen Mom Farrah Abraham’s Farrah 2 – Backdoor and More books…because they believe she can be saved…and they are the same people buying LeAnn Rimes CDs because they are only learning the internet now…

The scary thing is that there are more people like her in the world…than like me…and they are the ones voting because they have nothing else to do…scary…and really it’s negative and misguided energy that if there was a god…he wouldn’t be happy his congregation was made up by dumb inbred hicks…but rather the great minds and philosopher, but more importantly tits in the world….

These people…confuse me. I used to see them protesting outside sex shops…spending their day at it…why? What the fuck does that accomplish…idiots.

Here is a half naked girl I’m celebrating…in her bikini at the beach…looking fit an awesome because that’s so fucking blasphemous…

Here are some morning links….

Richard Simmons Does the Bruce Jenner
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Forever Alone Valentine’s Gifts
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IF Star Wars Existed in an 80s High School
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The Many Faces of Guilty Dogs
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20 Photos of People in Subways
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Abbie Cornish Nipples
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Pics from the Stanley Kubrick Exhibit
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Bieber’s new Instagram GF
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Big Breasted Blonde
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Last night, I saw a Things I’ve Never Seen Before on this Site
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Punk Tattooed Naked Chick
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Loser Cross Country Skier
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Corgi Can’t Handle Play Time
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Khloe Kardashian and The Game Creep Me Out
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Taylor Swift Banjo Diddle
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Tom Brokaw Has Cancer
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Someone is Selling a Haunted Subaru on Craigslist
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A Bunch of Cute Girls
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Top 10 Shirley Temple Was a Babe Pics
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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham’s Farrah 2 – Backdoor and More Exclusive
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