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2014

13

Feb

Fuck Me in the Ass Because I Love Jesus of the Day

Sometimes, you need musical interlude to make your blogging day better, today’s was sent in from DILLONAIRE who I think was trying to send me a message and that message is that it’s not gay if no one sees…in a if a tree falls in the woods situation…the anal sex way…

This comes in after some pretty serious religious debates that have been going on ON THE SITE WITH HATERS and I felt it was relevant enough…

I generally hate these kinds of things, but it’s cute enough for today.

Posted in:Videos

2014

13

Feb

Sara Sampaio is Doing the Import Model Hustle of the Day

There is a spectrum from Instagram Model to Supermodel….which would be a good info graphic, but who has time for that bullshit, especially when we all know that Victoria’s Secret is pretty much the highest you can get on the charts as far as I am concerned because it may not pay the best, but it makes you a household name, that leads to booking all kinds of campaigns well into your 40s like you were Heidi Klum…on the lower end of the spectrum lives Import models…who do have a following and are somewhere around Video Vixen in hotness…yet still making some money to get half naked….

Now this Sara Sampaio chick, straight from Portugal, is already a Victoria’s Secret model, making moves while being hot, but it’s nice to see her role play as a low level model, making you think she’s accessible, in a car show boner thanks to bitches with cars bro….that isn’t as good as her role playing as a street hooker in your hotel suite…but it’s still worth posting when you got nothing better to do with your time…

Posted in:Sara Sampaio

2014

13

Feb

More Candice Swanepoel and Edita Vilkeviciute Tits for Vogue Germany of the Day

Candice Swanepoel and Edita Vilkeviciute did Vogue Germany topless because that’s the foundation of modelling, you know find yourself some awkwardly tall girl, who has a good facial structure and who isn’t fat to photograph, convince her that she’s some kind of artist, or canvas that the camera loves and that brands will pay tens of thousands to spend a day with, you know really work them over to think they are part of a bigger thing, or a higher purpose, like they were sent here from heaven to be in catalogs to sell shit people don’t need for a reason, it has to have a reason…and in finding that reason, so that they don’t feel like vapid cunts fucking the system for being pretty, they do “artistic” projects, where they lend their bodies to perverts masked as photographers…usually nude…because it’s all part of the job even when it doesn’t pay…usually the nudes don’t…even though as far as I’m concerned – they are all that matter.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Edita Vilkeviciute

2014

13

Feb

Bridget Blonde, Talisa Monet and Madison Paige for Brilyent is Brilliant of the Day

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I am pretty into instagram superstar Bridget Blonde. She’s one of those inked up, crazy haired, big breasted, short short wearing goddess sent from internet heaven directly into my life through my phone…

So it’s only natural that as a guy who stalks her online in all her amazing photoshoots, I am going to stalk her modelling campaigns…like this one for BRILYENT

The other models in the mix are Talisa Monet, Madison Paige but Bridget Blond is the magic…

Check out their cool clothes Here

Posted in:Bridget Blonde|Madison Paige|Talisa Monet|Videos

2014

13

Feb

Charlize Theron Covering her Face of the Day

One thing I like about Charlize Theron is that her mom killed her father because he was “abusive”…making her the kind of girl who grew up thinking it was ok to murder people if they rubbed you the wrong way…and being someone who rubs people the wrong way, not because I am abusive, but rather misunderstood, even if just through words…makes her dangerous…and that is exciting…and part of the reason I’ve tried fucking convicted killers a few times by romancing them while they were still in jail….

The other thing I like about Charlize Theron is that she’s a model turned actress, that when she was in LA early on was very willing to do anything to be famous…and it worked.

Here she is covering her face, because I guess she’s old now…but I’ll always remember 1997 Playboy…where she started….because as far as I am concerned it’s still 1997…which also happens to be the last year I bought clothes.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Charlize Theron

2014

13

Feb

Nicki Minaj Record Breaking Use of the Word “Nigga” in Song of the DAy

I posted some stills from this shoot that Nicki Minaj posted to instagram…outlining how she turns me on for some thick body big titty she likes showing off body…even though I can’t stand her music…and find her attempt to stay hood, despite being a pop tart the label pulled from a NYC acting school to act the part of a g-unit rapper…that has evolved to her singing songs that say ni**er 1000 times – you world record song with the most n-bombs- because the more you say it – the more people start believing you’re about that life…and not some disneyland version used to monetize that life through the media…you know keeping it hood….millionaire who was never hood…but just millionaire status….

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2014

13

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Last night, I wanted to dabble in hard drugs…but unable to leave my house because of extreme laziness, I decided it would be better to prank ex girlfriends from years ago, but more importantly, write rape fantasy sexts to neighbor..just to see if she’s call the cops…with a little creativity – being a reclusive weirdo hermit can be a lot of funny.

Here are some stepLINKS…

5 Date Movies to Help You Break Up Before Valentines Day
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11 Things You Should Get her For Valentines Day
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Jennifer Lopez’s Giant Ass on a Boat
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The Fat Kid from Stand By Me Trolls Shia
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THE OWNERS OF THE WESTMINISTER DOGS WITHOUT THEIR DOGS
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Shirley Temple was a Serious Babe
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TODAY IN PORN NEWS
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The Craziest Things Happen With Bored Girls with Webcams
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Goldfish Drives a Small Car
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Hottest Amateur Girls…
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Today in ALana Blanchard Bikini Pics
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

12

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s Valentines Day….

This is the best thing to get you into the Valentine’s Day Spirit

I prefer the desperation that society created with girls by making them feel in adequate…but that sound clip is pretty funny…

Here are some links while I pray on the lonely….

This is what Eva Mendes is Doing on Valentine’s Day…or Maybe She’s Tryign to Bed Ellen
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Girls With Crazy Booty
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Stephanie Seymour Gives Me Boners Like I was Her Son
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Babe Caught Me Sleeping Meme is Amazing
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Star Wars Inspired Video is Best Thing Out of the Olympics
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Love has Made Kelly Brook Fat
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Sid Caesar Dead
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Bella Thorne in a Pink Dress
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My Internet GF Anastasia is a Photoshoot from Last Year
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The Ultimate Kissing Fails
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2 Girls Posing Sexy
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50 Pics of Some Slut
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Kristen Stewart Wrote a Poem
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Selena Gomez – Hard Nipples
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Be Nice to Your Cashier
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Taylor Swift in Concert
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Some Glamour Model in Lingerie
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I Will Never Understand How Dudes Bang Sarah Silverman
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Amy Adams Hot in Red
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Mr Noodles Shovels Snow
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Selena Gomez Braless
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Lesbians in Iran
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Oh Shit Taylor Swift Cut her HAir
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Russian Girls Gone TOo Wild
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Man Tried to See His Girlfriend on Ebay
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Check out their cool clothes
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Paula Trickey Nude in Maniac Cop 2
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Some Whore for Black Lingerie
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Greek Tits
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Do Not Touch this Panda’s Ball
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Regina Hall Cleavage
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Girls at the Gym
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Mandy Moore Lives…Unlike Sid Caesar
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Idiots Do Surprise Valentines Singing
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Olympic Erotica
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Amy Adams for Fashion
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197 SI Swimsuit GIFs
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Jenny McCarthy is Fucking Annoying
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Don’t Listen to This Song
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Camera Falls From Plane
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Some UK Reality Star in a Bikini
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Evil Cat of the DAy
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Another UK Reality Star in a Bikini
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Madonna is in Canada with Cleavage
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Weird Willy Wanka Remix
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Luisa Zissman Lingerie
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Movies VS Life
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Queens of Squirt
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Pornstars Who Used the Hashtag #humpday
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Scat Condoms are a Thing….and Not Just in your Fantasies..
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Viola is a Busty Pirate
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Most Expensive Cock Ring Ever
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LEARN HOW TO GET LAID
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Best Math Teacher Ever
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19 year old masturbsting….
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Some Strips
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The Best Celeb Nude Scenes….
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Last night, I saw a Things I’ve Never Seen Before on this Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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SEE Farrah Abraham’s Farrah 2 Backdoor and More Exclusive Clip
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

12

Feb

SI Models Get Whored Out to Air New Zealand of the Day

Chrissy Teigen and her pug face did the Air New Zealand safety video because they are hookers who don’t actually get paid for this, but SI uses to get free airfare for cast and crew of their bullshit magazine that all you blue collars are excited about, even if google will get you all these girls naked….

I like the fat one the best, but knowing all these gold diggers aren’t getting paid, but rather marketing themselves to get rich husbands for their egos..pretty awesome…right Chrissy Teigen pug face…..

The highlight of this video Christie Brinkley because she’s a fucking legend, these other girls are just hacks…

Posted in:SI Models

2014

12

Feb

Jackie Chamoun is the Nude Lebanese Skier of the Day

The olympics are more interesting when you can cross reference the athletes with their tit pics…

Her name is Jackie Chamoun. I don’t know if she’s in the olympics but she skis for Lebanon… I do know I’ve seen her tits…all big and lebanese and I dig any girl willing to have fun and to topless shoots because topless is better than clothed…pretty basic fucking logic…

Posted in:Jackie Chamoun