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2014

20

Feb

Late Night Erotica of the Day

Her name is Teal …she’s 19 and more importantly she’s a nude model…but not just any nude model..but rather one who I want to sing love songs to…and more importantly, one who if wasn’t from the Czech Republic, would probably be famous….but just because she is Czech, doesn’t mean we can make her famous here…but staring at her nude pics…and supporting her amazing cause…that is showing off her beautiful pink lady parts…lady parts that don’t sound so hot when called lady parts except when they look like her…because lets face it…not all girls are created equally and some, like Teal…prove that…

TO SEE JENNIFER GET MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2014

19

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

This picture is too good, I am posting it again, with a note to myself to start panty / nude yoga sessions as soon as I decide to get off the couch and stop eating my feelings…feelings that include but aren’t limited to disappointment, sadness, failure, and a fat wife.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Girls With Abs
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Competitive Eater Eats 4 Burritos
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SI Girls Grabbing Each Other’s Asses
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Babe of the Day – Krystel Lina
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Jessie J Intense Thigh Highs
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Emma Watson Legs
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Prosthetic Limbs that are Cooler than Actual Limbs
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Fully Automatic Assault Riffle in Slow Mo
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Emma Watson Hot on the Red Carpet
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Sopie Anderton’s Hot Nipples
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Worst or Best Name for Candy?
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Kate Upton’s SI Cover
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GIF Of Kendall Jenner’s Fashion Show
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Naked German Winter Fun
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The Life Cycle of Sexy Lingerie
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Black Guy Breaks into Car Prank
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Lauren Vandervoot Hot in Maxim
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Worst or Best Place for a Kid on a Quad?
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Great Asses
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Tinkle Time!!
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Her name is Savannah and She Should be on Your Radar
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Candice Behind the Scenes
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Karina Smirnoff in Playboy
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Sophie TUrner Has an Ass
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New Babe to Watch – Barbara Zatler
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200 Year Old Douche…
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Selena Gomez Banged a Dude from One Direction
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Government Offers Employment Subsidies to Porn Studios
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Michelle Lewin’s Juicy Ass
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Leighton Meester in a Bikini – Because
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Girls With Tattoos
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Kim Kardashian’s Ass Won’t Stop Growing
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Give Her an Orgasm – She Will Love It and Let You Fuck Other Girls…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Top 10 Pornstar Humpday Hashtag
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Watch Some Girl Take a Bath
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Lesbian Maggot Tit Pump Porn
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Linsey Dawn Big Tits in Sheer Top….
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Girl Masturbates on the Train
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Pornstar Vines of the Week
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Candice Luca is Good…
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Sex On The BEach
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Hot Chick Amy Veronica Having Lesian
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Check out the elite escorts the celebrities hire – ? GO

THE CRAZIEST AND BEST THING FOR YOU TO DO WITH GIRLS ALWAYS !!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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SEE Farrah Abraham’s Farrah 2 Backdoor and More Exclusive Clip
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SEDUCE WOMEN!!PICK THEM UP!! FUCK THEM!!
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

19

Feb

Poppy Delevingne Has the Best Upskirt Ever of the Day

Poppy Delevingne, sister of lesbian / bisexual / Michelle Rodriguez is possibly a man, scamming the world and just having a good time with it because the world has bought into her wonky face and are paying her lots of money, Cara Delevingne…decided to draw some attention to herself by flashing her coach…her hairy little cooch and as a man who loves bush…and is happy it is in fashion…this is just the way I like it…however as a man who knows how these girls behave when drunk with celebrities…I probably be on the lookout for pimple like growths…

That said..this is perfection…Save the Bush….

Posted in:Poppy Delevingne

2014

19

Feb

Hannah Ferguson’s Got a Ridiculous Bikini of the Day

Yesterday SI Swimsuit happened…

Tonight all the models are in Miami rocking out…

I don’t read Sports Illustrated, I don’t love what they do, I don’t care about the models they choose, I don’t endorse their dated system that is a relic of the past girls only participate in for nostalgic reasons…

It is just a matter of time before they don’t exist…thanks to being able to jerk off to porn on your phone in the bathroom while your wife watches Dancing with the stars…

But I do like Hannah Ferguson’s choice in bathing suits, it’s a bummer Sports Illustrated isn’t a leader in fashion and that girls aren’t gonna get up on this…but they should..

I don’t want to endorse Sports Illustrated anymore, because they’ve only endorsed me once, and since then have turned on me because I mock their models…but when people give me tits, I make lemonade…that’s the expression right?

TO SEE THE REST THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Hannah Ferguson

2014

19

Feb

Emma Stone’s Possible Nude Selfie of the Day

The likelihood of this Emma Stone nude pic being a legit nude pic…you know all low res enough that it could be a pic of your grandmother in a wig and we could pretend it’s Emma Stone is pretty fucking high…

But the small chance it is legit, means I have to post it…it is my duty and more importantly…sometimes It is nicer to pretend or to believe something is real…since nothing really ever is…

Posted in:Emma Stone

2014

19

Feb

Sara Malakul Lane Wears the Best Bras of the Da y

Sara Malakul Lane is the Thai actress in Hollywood I would most likely want to hire to do my dry cleaning, if I wore anything other than soiled sweatpants that don’t require dry cleaning…because she’s asian and that was a bad asian joke..I shoulda stuck with tranny…there are trannies in Thailand and no way to determine her past…but with a body like this…shit…who cares if she has balls…she’s superhuman and gender doesn’t matter…and a bra like that…makes me lose confidence in her understanding of clothing…in a way I wouldn’t trust her to wash my sweat pants one bit…but I would trust her to be the mother of my kids…because she’s that perfect…

What it comes down to is I’ve never banged an asian in all my sexual conquests…which were more failures than anything…and I think a Half Asian is the perfect gateway to real asians and their sideway vaginas…maybe her vagina is just one 45 degree angle…

I guess I will never know…but at least I can stare at her pics…

Posted in:Sara Malakul Lane

2014

19

Feb

Rita Ora’s Nipples of the Day

Rita Ora is supposed to be the next Rihanna, but that plan kind of feel through the cracks when Rihanna became insanely popular and the record labels decided that instead of replacing her and investing in a new lookalike, they’ll just ride the money train as far as it will go…leaving Rita Ora forced to attend red carpet events in see through dresses to show the world her big tits…hoping they’ll celebrate her and that one day she too will be a money train of her own…

I’ve never heard her music, and don’t care to, but I approve of her showing her tits…it’s good for my morale…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

PS – Jessie J was also at the event and SHE WAS LOOKIN HOT

Posted in:Rita Ora

2014

19

Feb

Mario Testino’s Towel Series of the Day


Mario Testino is a top level fashion photographer who takes pictures of all your favorite models…and he did a series I guess on set with all the girls he worked with…probably the last week…from Kate Moss, to Kate Upton, to Miranda Kerr…and he got them all in robes and towels after they had their make-up done for what I am sure he thought was high concept art…that on set behind the set pre glamour model moment…you know bullshit these idiots allocate to the nonsense that is their overpaid work…and I’m just into the fetish aspect of it…top models in towels…shit works for me…even though I prefer cumming on skin to terry cloth.

Posted in:Mario Testino

2014

19

Feb

Walmart Shoplifter Shamed of the Day

I thought shopping at Walmart was shameful enough…

I mean when you’re got stealing from the fucking place, you are clearly one step away from killing yourself…

So I can’t imagine why anyone would want to give her a hard time, let her take the shit, her life is bad enough you heartless asshole, working for the man, instead of working for you fellow man…you should be ashamed of yourself…

Posted in:Videos

2014

19

Feb

Erin Heatherton for RUSSH Magazine of the Day

Erin Heatherton is a Victoria’s Secret model who has had sex with Leonardo DiCaprio like all Victoria’s Secret models…making me think they are actual hookers and not models…you know the highest of class…because the logic behind all of them dating the same dude, unless they were hookers, doesn’t make sense…I know girls and girls get mad if their friends even talk to their ex boyfriends…making me question whether it’s a publicity stunt…by the company to market their bitches…or maybe when you’re leo..they girls just use his dick as a novelty…

All this to say, I prefer Erin Heatherton in lingerie than whatever is going on here…

Posted in:Erin Heatherton