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2014

20

Feb

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Party in Miami of the DAy

The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Party happened in Miami and their gang of average at best, bottom of the barrel, models who get way too much hype, attention, ego because they are celebrated even though they do this for free, because Sports Illustrated Swimsuit still has some kind of allure, even if it is a relic of a different generation where HD Porn wasn’t available to every handheld device…even if their prestige is white trash mainstream shit…and not something of quality….at least based on Kate Upton and Chrissy Teigen alone…

So last night was the night they all got dolled up, felt important, like the fat girl at prom…and a whole lot of tits came out to be exclusive and feel special for the night…

I am sure not all the girls are horrible, just 80 percent of them…

Maybe I’m just bitter I wasn’t invited, or fingering models on the dance floor..I guess we’ll never know…cuz this is the life I live..and shit already happened…

Sports Illustrated doesn’t matter, why am I talkin about them.

TO SEE PICS FROM ALL THEIR SHIT PARTIES CLICK HERE and work your way back….

To see all the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Content CLICK HERE

Posted in:Sports Illustrated

2014

20

Feb

Natalia Vodianova For Etam Of the Day

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I generally hate any catalog bikini pics but I like Natalia Vodianova even though she’s 100 in the modelling world…she just has a rocking’ body that is old enough to remember communist Russia, and more importantly escaping communist russia, so for whoever is dating her, they can always show her pictures of her cold water flat when she misbehaves, only to threaten to send her back…even though she’s probably worth a lot of money…and that would never happen…but we are all allowed to have dreams…even mine involve her being a mail order bride..who knows her place in the world…rather than this amazingly hot success…

Here are the pics for her ETAM campaign.

Posted in:Natalia Vodianova

2014

20

Feb

Iggy Azalea Fat Ass does Interracial in GQ of the Day

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Iggy Azalea works it…I even think her only real song that was a hit was called work it…that was based on working it…making me believe she’s an expert of working it…proven in the fact that she’s taken her big round ass from Australia with some fake “I was a broke stripper who came to America and got a record deal” story…because people don’t just get record deals when they Move to LA from Australia…even if they have big round asses they don’t mind showing off…especially not when they are strippers…because record execs don’t like controversy….making me think she was some fabricated character created in a marketing department…and I guess they are doing a good job…because with an ass like that, she should be in hip hop, she should pose with black dudes, and she should make other black dudes jealous that they aren’t with her, but that there’s hope that she would go down that road…it’s all very strategic and really her ass is pretty awesome so I’m not hating her bullshit…she’s ok, even if she blocked me years ago before she even had a record deal…closing the door on our love.

Posted in:Iggy Azalea

2014

20

Feb

Sarah Hyland Doesn’t Like Her Titties Grabbed of the Day

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So this is the story:

Sarah was witnessed pushing the man away, and screamed, “Don’t touch me there!” Her security immediately stepped in to question the fan, and then passed the matter over to local police.

After the incident, security removed Sarah from the venue via a rear door.

This is her Publicist’s answer to her fans:

Sorry to all the fans outside the #qantas event that I didn't get to say hi to but I had to leave due to an inappropriate touch of a fan

— Sarah Hyland (@Sarah_Hyland) February 20, 2014

My opinion is that this girl is a little confused. Two days ago she’s producing FURRIES EROTICA…in Australia like some kind of fetish porn star….and then she’s all mad cuz she got her tit grabbed…

I guess her mentor and co-star in her TV show hasn’t taught her all aspects of being a casting couch hooker in order to be an actress….you know it’s all part of the job…you know she probably got the “show tits to get noticed”…she probably got the “flirt with producers and money”…but the whole let fans touch you for a cheap thrill was skipped because she’s a big star and doesn’t need to deal with commoners..

Actresses are whores and puppets who we make relevant, and in that, they sign off their rights to not be grabbed and fondled…It’s the legitimate “she was wearing a short skirt’…excuse..

The fact is that if I was there, I wouldn’t gone for her vag.

TO SEE THE PICS OF HER GETTING GROPED CLICK HERE

Posted in:Sarah Hyland

2014

20

Feb

Alexa Vega’s New Pants of the Day

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Recently married, probably for citizenship, Alexa Vega, decided to show the world, and by world I mean Robert Rodriguez, the only person who hires her….her new fit body in a pair of leggings looking short and stumpy, but firm and fit…which luckily is the direction all these girls are taking…from X-Tina to Iza Goulart and other models…because fat is unhealthy, irresponsible, and should never be celebrated….ever…not even at an competitive eating event….not even for weirdos with BBW fetishes…that shit is poison..kill it…

Posted in:Alexa Vega

2014

20

Feb

The Laziest Woman Ever of the Day

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This is a 57 year old woman from the UK who has dreamed about being paralyzed since she was a kid. She even went as far as trying to hurt herself throughout her life hoping to get paralyzed forever, that she’s failed at up until now, but she’s trying to get surgery to make herself parazlyzed, but can’t afford the 25,000 dollars, which I call bullshit on, since 25,000 dollars is really not that much to spend a lifetime saving to achieve your one fucking dream…

Instead, she cries for attention by living life in a wheel chair, pretending to be paralyzed and I guess she’s got people around her facilitating that, instead of calling her out…for being too lazy to go downstairs to get the laundry…it’s like “I can’t do the dishes, I’m fake paralyzed”…shut the fuck up..

The good news is that she doesn’t let her paralysis get in the way of a good ski day. What a fucking joke.

Posted in:Videos

2014

20

Feb

Rock Salt Hold Up for Instagram of the Day

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So…the story is pretty funny…

A dude shovelling his stairs gets held up at gunpoint for his rocksalt…he calls the police and they find out that it is all in part of a silly prank some dude is doing for his instagram…you know to get himself famous and build followers…or even to end up on Worldstar because the world is fucking doomed and that is is all young people think matters in the life

I hope he gets arrested. Because I am all for people paying for their internet crimes…especially with they involve robbing people at gunpoint for stupid things…that as a concept is a pretty good prank…

STORY HERE

Posted in:Videos

2014

20

Feb

Sochi Wolf in the Hallway of the Day

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This is a pretty ridiculous situation that was posted by an Olympic luger named Kate Hensen, of what seems to be a wolf walking through the halls of her Olympic Village dorm room…in what could be the premise of a horror movie, but that I think may not be a wolf at all, but rather just some monstrous competitor from some random eastern European country, who has come to win…

Either way, good security…

Posted in:Sochi

2014

20

Feb

King Mabel aka Nelson Frazier’s Family Needs Your Help of the Day

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Wrestler King Mabel from the WWF and WWE died a few days ago of a heart attack at 43…

Despite popular belief, being on TV, especially in something like wrestling, doesn’t necessarily make you rich.

The guys who own the WWE / WWF are the ones making the money on ticket sales, broadcast rights, merchandise, and even off the wrestler’s brand names, and other bookings…

Leaving the guy in the ring, for the most part almost exploited after expenses, just getting paid a day rate of let’s say 1000 dollars, where part of it goes to god knows who has their hand in their pocket, which when you’re working may seem awesome, but when you have to carry that out for the rest of your life, even when short lived, you end up broke…

That’s why his family is reaching out to their friends to help raise money for his funeral, and since I was approached by one of his friends, who I know is legit, I figured I would post the story, and leave it up to you as to whether you want to donate to help

The paypal address is evilworm13@gmail.com so go to your paypal and send money to that address…it may require work, but it’s supposed to be helping bury someone who may or may not have brought you entertainment growing up…even though I think wrestling is totally homo.

I am not officially involved in this Charity or paypal, and I know people are con artists out there, however, I do know the guy behind this paypal address and I know he will send it to the right place….which is directly to King Mabel’s widow. So you will be helping the cause.

Posted in:stepCHARITY

2014

20

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t like when other sites misquote me, preset me as some kind of evil cyberbully after taking something I wrote out of context…

But I do like when girls send me nudes…

All this to say, we win some and we lose some…

Here are some links…

Girls in Short Shorts
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Kim Kardashian Cries About Her Butt Implants
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An Actual Photo of the Wendy’s Fast Food Girl
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A Guy from KORN Talkin Crazy
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Obama Poses as Himself
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The Good Old Kid Without a Coat Prank…
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Competitive Eater Takes Down 4 Burritos – My Wife’s Record is 6
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Pornstar News – Buy Bonnie Rotten’s Cum Soaked Bikini on Ebay
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Playboy Chick in the Shower
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The kinkiest Cities in the World
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Naked Girl VS Whipped Cream
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THE BEST GIRLS IN THE WORLD….RIGHT HERE…RIGHT NOW…ALWAYS !!!
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