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2014

19

Mar

Belle Knox is a Cutter of the Day

It blows my mind when people send me hate mail, especially my own friends, especially when it comes to porn chicks…

Last week I was one of the first to break that THE DUKE UNIVERSITY PORN STAR was Belle Knox…who was by no means a porn star, but rather just a broken girl who did a few internet porn scenes.

You see I know actual pornstars personally, and no one ever heard of this fly by night girl who had now become the ambassador of porn, intellectualizing what she does, rather than focusing on the real issue, which is that she is just a broken girl…

You see, smart girls have been doing porn forever, but when they are actually smart, they know better than to pretend this is a educational journey to break down stereotypes and to propel women as a gender…

So I got offended when Miriam Weeks aka Belle Knox became an expert after doing a couple of scenes, like a Youtube singer speaking for the record industry.

What it comes down to is that all kinds of girls fuck on camera for money for various reasons…Some find it empowering, some have no dads, some are trying to find a platform…and some pretend to be doing it for intellectual reasons, when really they are broken girls who cut themselves and gash “FAT” in their thigh when their teen boyfriend breaks up with them….

Smart people are crazy, smart people can be sad and smart people can be broke.

I stand by what I said about Belle Knox..and that doesn’t mean I don’t respect porn girls, I just call them out for the work that they do, and when it involves being slapped in the face with cock, it’s not really a feminist move…

Ultimately, who cares about this nobody.

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2014

19

Mar

Candice Swanepoel’s Hot Bikini Model Pics of the Day

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I lost interest in Candice Swanepoel as a model…because I guess she doesn’t really do anything but the same thing over and over again…which would be comparable to you girlfriend always fucking you the same way after serving you the same thing for dinner, day after day, year after year…it’s still sex, you still get to bust, but shit get repetitive as fuck…and in Candice Swanepoel’s case, she’s not even fucking, she’s just walking around half naked…but for some reason THESE BTS PICS from a shoot worked for me…and that reason is her amazing booty. Booty that has inspired every day girls to work on their booties which inspires me to stare at their booties

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2014

19

Mar

Ashanti Bikini at the Beach in Malibu of the Day

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I have been doing this site for 10 years…and I have never done a post on Ashanti and I probably shouldn’t have started now..

In fact, I thought she died in a plane crash a long time ago, but I guess that was another black girl singer, not because they are all the same, that’s racist and I am a firm believer that we are all god’s people…one race, the human race…my life is a Benneton ad…

That said, she posted these to her instagram, I saw them, and being addicted to posting every random bikini pic of every random famous person…I had no choice…don’t blame me…blame the life I chose for myself.

Posted in:Ashanti

2014

19

Mar

Dude Slaps His Wife Gets Knocked The Fuck Out of the Day

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When you slap your wife in public, you deserve to get your ass beat…by a bunch of weirdo protestors…reminding you that if you are going to slap your wife, you probably shouldn’t no matter how mad you get, unless it is in the bedroom, because I young girls beg to be slapped when getting fucked, and at least that’s what a feminist pornstar showed me, so it must be true…try it out, let me know how it works out…

Posted in:Videos

2014

19

Mar

Kate Winslet’s Mom Titties Make Sexual Gestures of the Day

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Kate Winslet recently had a baby, so she’s decided to show the public what to do to not get pregnant – all with some hand gestures…fascinating how good she communicates with her body…no wonder she won the Oscar…TAKE IT ON THE FACE LIKE HOOKERS>..

That said, check out those milk filled tits, they almost make me ignore her belly….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kate Winslet

2014

19

Mar

Chinese in Class Suicide of the Day

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This is a crazy video of a dude jumping out of his classroom due to pressure from the college exams, because Chinese parents put a lot of pressure on their kids to be the best at all things they do…leaving little time to sleep…and that’s why if I ever had a kid I’d want them to be Chinese…they have more hope…unless they are this one…who is dead…

If you don’t like that international news…here’s some more:

Pranking in Pakistan

Dog Driving Motorcycle in Colombia

Posted in:Videos

2014

19

Mar

Mel B Bikini Ass of the Day

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I tell you what I want, what I really really want, I want to stop looking at Mel B and remembering that in 1996 I used to jerk off to her nipples in a music video..meaning 20 years later I am still looking at her, and I am not even supposed to like girls who are older than 20, let alone 20 years older than I liked them…

But that ass…it’s so big…and round…and tasty…like I could choke on it or something at that fascinates me…especially know she’s had babies…it all seems so wrong…like her choice in bathing suits…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Mel B

2014

19

Mar

Edita Vilkeviciute Models Some Bikinis of the Day

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Edita Vilkeviciute is one of my favorite titty for fashion models…which in the even you didn’t know a titty for fashion model is the kind of model who shows her tits under the pretence that it is for fashion and not for pornography…yet the same result comes out of it…exposed tits…

Now most new models are titty for fashion girls, that’s how they get to the level of success to book shitty bikini campaigns…but some like Edita…. Are Just Better at IT

Unfortunately, here are some pics from a paid campaign now that her tits have made it.

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute

2014

19

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes the things I write get me in trouble with the people I care about, because sometimes I write crazy things, but I realize that I shouldn’t care about what anyone thinks, because they are just on a self serving agenda, and I need to write instinctively, but the fact that texting my wife that she was a fat pig who I love cheating on was probably not some of my best work…and now she’s crying…no one has a sense of humor these days…or maybe, I’m the one with a weird sense of humor…

Here are some morning links…

Girls IN Bed
GO

This is what the People in The Avengers will Look Like
GO

Dr Drew Would Rather Kill Himself than Have a Emotionally Battered Porn Daugther
GO

Amanda Seyfried is a Cowgirl
GO

The 12 Worst Parkers
GO

I Do Not Know Why These Super Mario Brothers Acapella’s Exist
GO

Obama’s Fina Four Picks
GO

Lena Dunham Says Judge the Creep not the Creep’s Work
GO

OMG You Won’t Believe What This Girl Sticks In Her….
GO

Jason Segel as David Foster Wallace
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

19

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

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Show NSFW Content

KRISTEN and IVY are not the cockteases of the night, the two lesbians I’ve been hanging with and trying to convince to let me watch fuck, who always say no, no matter how drunk they are, are the cockteases…

KRISTEN and IVY always let me cum to them…and it’s amazing….

I mean hot little model looking girls diking out…blows my fucking mind…it’s 4 am and I’m drunk so it may not take that much…but seeing as I’m drunk and impotent…it kinda does…

TO SEE THEM MORE HARDCORE – SPREAD VAGINA AND ALL CLICK HERE

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