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2014

20

Mar

The Dirtiest Video on Vimeo of the Day

Short Skirt by Said Energizer from said_energizer on Vimeo.

This is a video from some dude named Said Energizer, who I think is from Russia, or some Russian affiliated country that was once communist, and he’s posted videos of hot Russian babes before, being all fucking hot on VIMEO, like shit is some kind of fashion art, when to me it’s just borderline pornography, especially since it cast a Russian girl, who by default has no soul and will do porn because it pays more than being an Engineer or Lawyer…all while looking hotter than American porn chicks because when communism happened they killed off all the uglies, at least that’s what it looks like when looking at Russian women….

Posted in:Videos

2014

20

Mar

The 50 Worst Spring Break Pics I could Find of the Day

There’s a lot of hype about Spring Break right now, at least amongst the college girls I creep on, and I decided to see if Spring Break now was any better than Spring Break was in the late 90s, when Spring Break was out of control, and kids would train for the shit all year, all to get herpes, date raped, gang banged by dudes from other states in a tropical setting…you know the kind of event that would make Tara Reid drop out of acting and go on a perpetual Spring Break that never ends….but it turns out that since kids party every weekend to EDM on Molly, half naked when they are posting half naked selfies, has made the whole Spring Break thing suck, at least according to the #SB2014 hashtag…because these is the best I could find on Instagram…and it’s not very good…I guess Spring Break insanity, along with land lines, are a thing of the past.

There’s no puke, herpes, tits, smut…it’s so fucking tame for a generation of exhibitionists…depressing.

Posted in:SB2014

2014

20

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Remember, I always judge a girl by the guys she has slept with, but then I fuck them anyway. Especially at 2 am.

Words of wisdom. Here are some morning links..

THe Best Looking Bloody Mary for your Hangover Ever
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Courtney Love Pretty Owns Daniel Tosh
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Jimmy Kimmel Asks “Have you had a Threesome”
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Courtney Stodden Falling Off Bike
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Kylie Jenner Bikini on Instagram
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Dancing With the Stars Booty
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Charlie Brown Trailer
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These Girls Are Amazing…All of them…
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1001 Movies You Must See Before you Die
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SHAQ’s Most Stylish Moments
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

20

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

Holy Shit.

Her name is JENNA and she just blew me the fuck away….

Seriously. I am really desensitized and not easily impressed, even when as drunk as I am, and our eyes met, sure it was through the computer screen, but her little naked body, and her fucked up teeth remind me of an actual model, or an actress who I’d never see dildo herself…it’s crazy…I’m hooked…and you should be too…


TO SEE THINGS GET WAY MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE


TO SEE THINGS GET WAY MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2014

20

Mar

Miley’s Masturbating Pussy Grab on Instagram of the Day


Miley Cyrus posted this picture on Instagram. If I posted that picture on Instagram, I would have my profile deleted, but then again, I am not Miley Cyrus, and being Miley Cyrus means good for traffic as all the tweens and perverts alike go nuts…and what I guess is a semi wholesome if it was in porn pose, you know the pre-pornographic part of porn, setting the mood shot….meaning it’s not a big deal if anyone does this, if anything I encourage it.

It is just when it comes from pop tart you know is intentionally doing this to be shocking and break free from the Disney version of herself, thanks to a team of experts coaching her, it makes it very weird…but not weird enough for me to be all about this behavior…because I am all about this behavior…the only thing sad about this is that she’s not selling her unwashed concert panties like a real porno hooker would…

It’s hot in an even though she’s not kind of way…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

19

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Failed pick-up line of the day

Have you ever made a man cum in a glass, freeze it, and make a popsicle out of it? Do you want to? Everyone loves popsicles….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Slutty Celeb Dress of the Day
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Lookin Down Blouses….
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45 of Your Childhood Crushes
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Rita Ora Midriff
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Lindsay Lohan Client List Just Got Bigger
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Slut of the Day
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Xenia Deli is a Hot Model
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A Bunch Ridiculous Pics….
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Floyd Mayweather Works Out to Bieber
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Katy Perry Titty Bounce GIF
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68 Cheerleading Squads of March Madness
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What it looks like when Actual Strangers Kiss
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George Clooney’s GF’s name is Anal
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Bella Knox Stripping
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Miley Cyrus at Karaoke
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Naya Rivera Showing Some Back
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1001 Movies You Must See Compilation
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Streaking in Peru
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The Ultimate Redhead Fail Compilation
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Korean Boy Has Best Shirt with Grandmother
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Lea Michele is the Fucking Worst
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Miranda Kerr Got Implants
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If Google Was a Person
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Crazy Motorbike of the Day – Shit
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Ashley Greene Gym Yoga Pants
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The Gary Busey in an Old Lady Costume
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Girls with Great Asses
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Tom Brady and Gisele in 40 Million Dollar House
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Anastasia Ashley Ass
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Shailene Woodley’s in a Tight Dress
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The Most Amazing Wrestling Match Ever
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Charlie Brown Movie Trailer
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Pokies
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Victoria’s Secret Models on Late Night TV
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March Madness Frisbee Toss
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Find a Cougar to Fuck
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Nina Agdal and Sara Sampaio are Together
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The Walk of Shame Kit is Awesome
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Daisy Lowe Nude
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The News and that Flacid Penis Kill me
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Eva Longroia Crotch Shot
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Guess the Actress Ass
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Today in Big Greek Tits
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Stunt Archery
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Amanda Pizziconi Titties for Treats Magazine…
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Is This “One-Second Knockout” Really the Fastest Knockout in MMA History? [VIDEO]
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Winnie Cooper Butt
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Girls in Bed
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Babes Who Give You Dirty Fucking Phone Sex…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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OMG You Won’t Believe What This Girl Sticks In Her….
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Some Lesbians in Heat
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Lesbians and a Strap On
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Asian Voyeur
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Redhead Fucks a Machine…
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Dildoing Lesbians….
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Valory Has Big Tits
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Dude Jerks off During Pedicure
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SWINGING SWINGER SEX VACATIONS!!
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Toying Girl….
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Topless Tennis
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Reporter Interview People with her Tits Exposed
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Masturbating in Bed
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Learn How To Get Laid
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My Favorite Porn Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

19

Mar

Mckayla Maroney’a 12 Year Old Cleavage of the Day

She’s 18, so I guess posting her instagram cleavage isn’t that bad, even if she still looks 12….

I guess that 18th birthday is why no one talks about her anymore. You know the jailbait who went from Olympic medalist to actor…who will probably end up with a sex tape, at least baed on the selfies she’s taking…because selfish are the gateway to sex tapes.

It’s funny how pervert American men think, because they can’t fuck 16 year olds legally, like the rest of the world…they go crazy for even the dumpiest tween gone famous…and then forget about them just as they blow out the candles…you fucking creepers…whereas I’m allowed to fuck 16 year olds, and have no interest in fucking 16 year olds, cuz when I see them at Starbucks being annoying 16 year olds, I fucking hate them…I’m much more into 25 and over…totally broken…and with at least one drug addiction under their sad belt….

Posted in:McKayla Maroney

2014

19

Mar

Phone Sex Girl of the Day

I just had phone sex with this girl…

I really don’t feel as dirty, or as wrong, or as ripped off as when I normally fuck with asian babes like Loveable Steph , because I wasn’t at the rub and tug…I was in the comfort of the closet so my wife couldn’t hear me…

Like all asians, she did what she was told…I don’t know if that was racist, but it’s based on an informal study I took, hiring asians….

This is what she had to say for herself:

My hidden talent is looking sweet and then giving you the biggest deep throat session you’ve ever had. I want your cock, right the fuck now, and I’ll tell you over and over and over and over how good it tastes.

You should try her out here HERE because why the fuck not.

Posted in:stepBABE

2014

19

Mar

Kendall Jenner Brings the Instagram Comment of the Day

This new feature I call “Instagram comment of the day”, which is the instagram comment of the day, I don’t need flashy clickbait titles, it gets in the way of me staying irrelevant…

Either way, it was curated by the most famous guy I know ROB HEPPLER , who some of you may know as the guy who invented street wear on the internet, but who I know as a man who went to jail for attempted murder in the 90s, when murder was cool, before all this hug your gay neighbor cyber bully shit, made it socially unacceptable….

Now that all the prison rape has worn off, he’s turned into Forrest Gump…the man who is everywhere…with everyone.

This is the instagram comment of the day in response to Kendall Jenner’s “All White everything”….from a person named UNUSUALDANI…that reads: All white everything except for the dick that made your family famous …for obvious reasons.

That concludes the Instagram comment of the day.

If that wasn’t enough for you…here’s Rob giving a tour of the best secret bathrooms in LA…you’ll see why his lesbian good looks get him into so many exclusive places…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2014

19

Mar

Naya Rivera’s Bikini Pic of the Day

Naya Rivera from Glee looks like she got herself some tits…and her boyfriend Big Sean…looks pretty stoked about the whole thing…because when you date some candy coated girl from some shitty yet popular show…it’s nice to have her turn to the stripper dark side in a good girls gone bad storyline, even though if she’s in hollywood and cast in movies to being with, she’s probably always been a good girls gone bad situation…not that what dicks she sucked, or what color dicks she sucks, really matters, what does matter is that I don’t love implants but I’m not minding these…they are huge…go big or go home….

Posted in:Naya Rivera