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2014

10

Mar

Irina Shayk and Nina Agdal for Beach Bunny of the DAy

Irina Shayk and Nina Agdal are bikini models who work for pretty much one company and that company is Sports Illustrated..and their affiliates…

As far as I’m concerned, these two girls are their trophies they imported from whatever third world and build into hot bodied bikini models we all want to fuck…because they are fit, have great asses, and most importantly aren’t obese like Kate Upton, who in the event you are wondering, is probably eating pancakes right now, because that’s all she fucking does…

That said…here is some boring catalog pics to remind us that if the right pussy is used, the boring catalog pics suddenly become less boring..no matter how much plastic surgery these girls have got…I’m into it.

Posted in:Irina Shayk|Nina Agdal

2014

10

Mar

Topless Protestor Destroys The Bible of the Day

Sure, not all Topless Protestors are created equally, but this one isn’t so bad. She’s not as fat and dykey as most Topless Protestors…because pretty girls are too busy being pretty and dating rich dudes to waste their time trying to be political and make a stance…unless they already married the rich guy, he’s off fucking the nanny, and they have nothing else to do…but that’s clearly not what’s going on here, what’s going on here, is some girl is ripping apart the bible, for the Christians who have never heard of science to get very upset about, all in protest of the Ukraine apparently, but I wouldn’t know, because I watched in on mute and was staring at her tits…what I do know is that this is a fun kind of naughty, that reminds me of this Jesus freak I used to fuck, who loved anal, but more importantly, loved shoving religious statues in her twat…thank you years of repression for showing me a good time…

Posted in:stepNEWS

2014

10

Mar

Ireland Baldwin Teddy Bear Erotica of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is single, I know this because I am a weirdo who follows her every move, you know so that she knows how much I like her….naw, I’m too lazy for that and she’s too big for my affection, but I do have the internet and people have been talking, and I since I find the whole Ireland Baldwin experience kind of funny, in an eager teen with all the money and connections in the world, trying to make it as a model, using social media…kinda funny…

So like her silly relationship, that she acted like she was going to end up marrying the cherry popping paddle boarder, even though she’s 12…the break-up, where she falls off the rails, turns to drugs, and realizes that even with famous parents she’s still failing, is going to be far more entertaining…

I am a fan.

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin

2014

10

Mar

Mom of the Day

I posted this on Facebook, because parenting is hard, and it was my way of saying “mom’s if you can’t handle it, and need to medicate with street drugs like heroin, I will totally help lift some of your mom burdens, by giving you 15 dollars for anal”…

It always amazes me that white trash, you know the gutter people, who are the worst possible creatures to grace our earth, have the ability to breed, because abortions and birth control are too expensive, and sometimes get in the way of shooting up, so that having the kid is just the lazy choice…because when you see this, you know it’s not ending in a good place for the girl, who despite her mother seems very sweet…sad state of affairs…

Posted in:Videos

2014

10

Mar

Lindsey Wixson in Lingerie Campaign of the Day

Lindsey Wixson is one of the weirdest faced models around, but instead of being locked in the basement like the redheaded freak shit is by the church her parents dropped her off at when she was born because they thought she was a demon out to eat their souls…they put her into modelling…I guess assuming that people love an obscure looking bitch, it’s so alternative, and high concept…you know so abstract and obtuse, or whatever other pretentious word these motherfuckers in the fashion industry use to describe freakish…I assume they just threw her in the mix to see if they could really trick the world, you know like a bad joke amongst themselves, giggling “if we put her in Chanel, the world will follow, let’s troll everyone with this troll looking tall girl”…

That said, she’s in a lingerie campaign and I like it…but I’m into weirdness in this desensitized world…

Posted in:Lindsey Wixson

2014

10

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Worst Workout Gear Ever of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is not really known for being the hottest Disney girl ever. If anything she’s a dumpy, lazy, pile of shit of a girl, who every once in a while, leans up, and showers, maybe even grooms and dresses up to look good…but for the most part she’s just a slob with too much money and too little talent to justify that money..

I figure what better way to start the week than to post some pics of her going to Yoga or the gym, in the worst possible fat guy outfit ever, in efforts to inspire you to never go to the gym, because I need you rotting away with me here…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2014

10

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

You are probably irritated by people complaining about the daylight savings time, because let’s face it, everyone is the fucking same and whines about the same shit, in some viral whine that is repetitive and boring…

But I will make a daylight savings time complaint, because I got trolled by a girl who knew it was daylights saving time, and who sent me a text at 30 minutes before bar closing offering me sex in the back alley, only for me to get there and find that the bar had been closed for 45 minutes…meaning this motherfucker got trolled by a troll bitch I wanted to fuck…

Here are some morning links…

Pug Picks a Fight With the Police
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51 Pics of Big Tits
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Ashley Greene in a Swimsuit
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10 Sports People Who have Had a Worse Week than You
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15 Wifi Accounts With Serious Name Game
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Victoria’s Silvstedt Bikini
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Jessica Alba Grocery Shopping!
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12 WTF TV Guide Descriptions
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CAM GIRLS ARE THE FUTURE OF EVERYTHING….
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7 Year Old Covers Billie Holiday Gloomy Sunday and It’s Not Very Good
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The Best Fails of the Week
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Top 10 Pornstar Instagrams!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

09

Mar

stepGIRL Picture Contest to Win a Free Jamaica Trip of the Day

We have good news.

We have partnered up with DREAMPLEASURETOURS to do a pretty amazing contest…

We are giving away a 6 Day, 5 Night trip to Circus Erotique at Hedonism II November 29 – Dec 6, 2014. Airfare is included.

The trip is at a clothing optional, swinger lifestyle, event featuring burlesque dancers, and entertainment, other couples, and a whole lot of naughty fun all set in Jamaica…

It’s pretty fucking major. So major, I think I may be going too..

The rules are simple…

Send in a picture of a babe by email, with DrunkenStepfather or stepGIRL written on her.

The babe can be you, or a babe you know who you want to go on a swingers vacation with, info@drunkenstepfather.com with subject “Hedonism”

The best submissions will be put up for everyone to vote on, the person with the most votes wins!

Here are some pics from Hedonism II. Good times. Get on it.

Posted in:stepCONTEST

2014

07

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Someone told me if you pour tuna juice on a man’s asshole – it is less gay….I don’t agree.

I am going into night 4 of the strippers…aiming for some real rugged, inexpensive ones…because that’s what happens when you spend all your money on strippers the first night of stripper tour…they just progressively get worse…and worse…and in a lot ways that makes them better.

Here are some stepLINKS…


Hot Girls in Front of the Mirror
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Kesha is Out of Rehab – No One Cares
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Hilary Duff – Leather Pants
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Hot Bare Mexican Ass
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Slut of the Day
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Some Hot Chick Posing in Lingerie
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14 People Having a Worst Day Than You
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Rihanna and Drake Together in Amsterdam
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James Deen Seinfeld Parody
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Carmen Electra in FHM
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31 Random Movie Facts You Need to Know
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Pam Anderson’s Panty Flash
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French Style Simpson’s is Some Weird shit
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8 Most Amazing Putin Art
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Hot Florida Sluts
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Victoria Silvstedt in a Bikini
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3o Pics of Some Chick named Lena Headey
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NO MORE PORN ON VINE
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Lily Allen Thinks Feminism is Dead
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Chantelle Houghton Scary in a Bikini
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Kidnap Prank
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101 Hottest Celeb Instagrams of the Week
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Jennifer Lopez Bra
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Joseph Gordon Levitt Recreates David After the Dentist
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There is a How to Eat Pussy App
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Katy Perry Has No Game
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Sarah Jessica Parker Monster
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If Upworthy Wrote Porn Titles
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Emilia Clarke in a Magazine
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Inflatable Fail
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Interactive Game of Thrones Exhibit
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Lea Seydoux Topless in Esquire
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Hot Booty on the Beach
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Johnny Depp and Amber Heard in Texas
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Dog Doesn’t Let Anyone Near Pregnant Mom
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Sweaty Minka Kelly
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Putin Butt Plug
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Miley Cyrus In Concert
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Martha Stewart Sex Tips
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More Mena Suvari
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Bob Costas Olympic Pink Eye is from Botox
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Kimberly Garner is a Hot Pancake Cooker
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25 Grossest Things Seen in a Hotel
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Bryanna Holly in FHM
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Kate Beckinsale Red Carpet
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Lake Bell Boring in GQ
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Mena Suvari Booty
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Ireland Baldwin Grabbing her Own Tit
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Club Life! The VIdeo
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Jared Leto is Onto Jennifer Lawrence
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Hot Girls in Yoga Pants
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Dirty Fucking Girls Giving you dirty Fucking Phone Sex…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Shaved Pussy Small Tits
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A Photographer’s Erotic Nudes
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Top 10 Pornstar Instagrams of the Week
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS
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Hot Dog Bun Sex
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Nicole Aniston is One of my Favorite Porn Chicks
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Some Bat in Ass
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Big Vixen Tits
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CLOTHING OPTIONAL SEX VACATIONS!!
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GET LAID TONIGHT
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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My Favorite Porn Site
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

07

Mar

Miley Cyrus Private Jets with Sex Toys of the Day

Miley Cyrus posted a picture with her sex toy….which would be actually worth talking about if she was inserting it and not just posing with it on her lap in an awkward “teen girl with a vibrator”…let’s have a good “LOLZ” for the internet…but when no one is around test it out kind of situation…

You see we’ve seen her nipples, her vaginas, not things she’ll try to fit in her vaginas, but out of context and not in her vagina, even if “trying” was a slight exaggeration, cuz I know, as a man who has fisted small girls…every girl can fit an cramped up hand…if they really want to.

Let’s hope it gets leaked as a sex tape.

Here’s a tit in bra shot from her instagram…


HERE ARE A BUNCH OF Miley Cyrus In Concert PORN THANKS TO MADAM MEOW
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Posted in:Miley Cyrus