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2014

07

Mar

Imogen Poots is ALright of the Day

Imgoen Poots is an actress with a silly name, straight from the UK, who has done a lot of very important movie roles for someone who is only 24, like Need for Speed and I really don’t know what else, I am too lazy to look her up, and too busy trying to see her tits….

I assume she’s got rich parents, that’s what she’s all Hollywood, and I guess who really fucking cares why she exists, when all that really matters is how silly her name is, saying it makes me feel like an asshole.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Imgoen Poots

2014

07

Mar

Danielle Lloyd’s Bikini Tits of the Day

Her name is Danielle Lloyd, she’s a busty UK model who has made a living showing her tits, and here she is showing her tits for the paparazzi in her bikini, being as subtle as a whore can be, I mean if she hired a marching band and some fucking circus performers, with a spotlight and fireworks, it’d take away from the authenticity that she a titty model, who only exists in our lives because of her tits, showing her tits for the paparazzi she hired…if you get what I am saying…and if you don’t you’re an idiot…but I’ll break it down to you like this. She’s only relevant because she models her tits, so when she hits the beach with the paparazzi she hired for PR, she shows her tits in a subtle way, to keep her fans intrigued or at least reminded of her tits. Basic low level marketing, sure, but she makes more money than us and that is depressing.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Danielle Lloyd

2014

07

Mar

Following a Drunk Guy in Public of the Day

I know that following this drunk guy with one shoe around a mall in the UK is not all that exciting to watch, it’s funny as a global concept, because drunken disasters are always funny, except when they are depressing and have thrown their lives away, like me…

But I think as semi functioning alcoholic, but barely functioning alcoholic, this is some aspirational, motivational videos to give me something to strive for.

When you fail at life, and see someone failing harder, it is like being a professional Athlete watching other athletes win Olympic gold, only far less healthy, respectable, or even more fun, but when you’re drunk, none of that matters.

Good times.

If you don’t like that…

Here’s a wheelie fail…

Here’s a woman fainting into the train tracks…

Posted in:Videos

2014

07

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Morning stretch…to try to forget the horrible night of me spending most of my night trying to convince a 40 year old fat girl to show me her butt hole…which I learned is a better word than asshole, while trying to get a girl to show you hers.

It was one of those lose/lose situations where if she doesn’t show me I get nothing and if she does I can’t un-see or fast forward the experience…but since losing is what I do, I guess it all made horrible sense.

That said, here are some morning links.

Michael Jackson Has A New Kid
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True Detective / Olsen Twin Mash-Up Video
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Elizabeth Deo in Some Latex Panties
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Kim Kardashian and Blac Chyna Hooking Together
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Taylor Swift is in Some Good Shorts
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Girl in Yoga Pants
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Anus Zanotti is Topless in a Bikini and Seems Fun
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Katherine Webb’s Friends are Hotter than Her
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS
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A Bunch of Amateur Nudists!
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Girl Masturbates Into full Retard
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2 Little Girls Sing “Let it Go” Badly
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

07

Mar

Late Night Erotica of the Day

I just went to the worst event, but fell in love with at least a dozen 20 year old girls in tight skimpy clothes who thought I was either a homeless dude, thanks to my piss stained sweatpants, or the janitor there to pick up their puke…

I may have been overly into the girls, you know that’s code for creepy, because I got there directly after going to the saddest stripclub, you know the stripclub where strippers go to die…meaning even the ugliest of girls would be hot…

Now, I am home, I can hear my wife choking on her neck fat as she snores, I have no way to recruit love, but luckily…these babes are enough erotica for me to sleep easy…

Their names are TEAL and THE RED FOX , they are Eastern European, and if they lived in America, they’d probably be famous not getting naked, so take it in and appreciate the globalization…

TO SEE THEM MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE

TO SEE THEM MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2014

06

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I am debating on whether I should spend a quiet night home with the wife talking about our feelings, or if I should steal 100 dollars from her purse and get lap dances.

Guess what is going to win…

Here are the stepLINKS…

Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift Romantic ADventure
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Top 10 Celebs Who Date Normal Dudes
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Hot Big Brother Chick in a Bikini
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Beyonce’s Weird Nipple Leotard
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Khloe Kardashian Gets Her Tits Rubbed
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Jordan Carver has Big Tits
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C-Span Prank Call Troll
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Kimberly Garner Hot in the Kitchen
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Rihanna at Paris Fashion Week
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Katy Perry in Fishnets…
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Miley Cyrus is Fighting With Katy Perry About Tongues
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Awkward Night Club Photo Compilation
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New Orleans was Hollywood 2013
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Girls in Towels…
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Official Spring Break Chant
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Photobomb of the Day
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Courtney Stodden in a Bikini of the Day
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Top 101 Top Heavy Girls
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Tara Grace Awesome Selfie…
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50 Chicks You Hope to See More of in 2014
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Some Attention Whores Being Whores Digging Up Their Skirts…
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Sara Sampaio is the SI Rookie of the Year
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Minka Kelly Post Work Out Sweat
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Aaron Carter Wants Hilary Duff Back
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Rihanna in a See THrough Top!
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Hot Tits No Bra
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Lucy Pinder Hot Photoshoot
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Cameron Diaz Wants Girls to Play With Their Vaginas
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The Most Gangster G-Wagon
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25 Pics from History
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This Wife is on her Period
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Dirty Fucking Girls Giving you dirty Fucking Phone Sex…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Cam Girl Uses Her Vag to Uncork a Bottle
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Lesbian Shower!
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Crafty Chick Uses Household Objects on herself
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Top 10 Pornstars in THONGS
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Girl Masturbates into Full Retardation
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Today in Smut GIFS
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13 of the Most Ridiculous Orgasms
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS
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Big Tits
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Naked Brunette with a Meaty Pussy
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Zomboobies is Some Dumb Shit
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Gym Locker Voyeur
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Backyard Masturbation FAIL
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CLOTHING OPTIONAL SEX VACATIONS!!
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Long Hair Purple Stockings
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USE THIS TO GET GRILS TO SLEEP WITH YOU
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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My Favorite Porn Site
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

06

Mar

Nicki Minaj Instagrams Her Shower of the Day

I don’t really know or care what is going on here, I just know that if I posted similar pics of a girl in a shower, my instagram would be deleted, but when a famous person with a lot of followers does it, they overlook it, because they need them using the site to keep it relevant. Double Standards.

I also know that the last thing Nicki Minaj really needs to be doing is posting pics of herself, not because she’s a vile pig of a woman, but because she should get enough attention without getting naked…not that I care when girls get naked, I just find it suspicious as to why she’s getting naked.

It’s not even good pics, or just one pic, it’s a whole series that I’ve already spent too much time questioning, when the Nicki Minaj as a whole is just a pile of commercial, easy to monetize, bullshit to begin with….plus you can’t see her nipples.

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2014

06

Mar

Cora Keegan is the One Who Got Away of the Day

Here’s my dream girl Cora Keegan, who I can’t stand, but who I want to get pregnant, even though I haven’t got her pregnant because she’s the kind of hooker with too high of a day rate.

The good news is that I can still write her love songs, poetry, while I masturbate filled with rage to her pictures, imagining what could have been if only she let me abduct her before she became famous.

The other good news, is that I can still try to negotiate a fair price for how much she’d sell her worn, ideally still wet from getting fucked, but not with celebrity semen panties…that I can sniff and more importantly try to scrape DNA samples from to clone her and have a Cora Keegan of my own…only my Cora Keegan will have a way better personality, sense of humor, and overall attitude, especially when it comes to riding my face until she squirts.

Cora Keegan is inspiring…even if she’s always making that stupid half opened mouth face…which conveniently is a perfect amount of open for my dick-clit to fit in…but that’s not the point, the point is that she’s a magical experience…that I have got personal time and emotions invested, making her far better than these pictures represent.

Cora, if you’re out there, I hope your plane crashes, not in a “if I can’t have you no one can” kind of way, because I don’t give a fuck who your groupie ass is fucking, but because I like you enough to fuck while dead, in an “over my dead body” now your dead kind of way…you are the gateway corpse to a life of necrophilia. shit…


You can see her and her implants in various stages of naked for fashion:
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Posted in:Cora Keegan

2014

06

Mar

Sin City A Dame to Kill For Trailer of the Day

The trailer for the new Sin City is out, and Alba is a stripper…even though she’s a mom who shouldn’t be playing strippers, she’s too fucking old for it, but maybe this is her attempt at a transformative Oscar role, or maybe it’s just another revenue stream.

I don’t remember the first Sin City, but feel like this is a big deal for some of you..

Posted in:Videos

2014

06

Mar

Russians Vs Teddy Bear of the Day

Nothing says strong, vodka soaked, fearless, Russian, communist man like seeing three Russians wrestle a giant teddy bear into a car…

It’s like they don’t make pussies in Russia, all Russians are action heroes, but I guess when you throw a massive stuffed toy at them, and try to get it into their Russian engineered shit box, their ability to survive Sibera in a speedo while wrestling a bear, with only Rationed bread to eat..kinda gets sidelined.

Posted in:Videos