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2014

06

Mar

Jessica Alba in a “Kill The Bush” Campaign of the Day

Jessica Alba is perpetuating the evil kill the bush movement…with her mom blogger ad campaign that is designed to speak to wive’s everywhere, because that is her audience, who should, like all girls, not be shaving their pussies, but rather have more excuse not to shave their pussies, because the cost of having their man, who is conditioned by the bald pussy thanks to porn movement, leave them is too high…

It’s like half of everything I own to fuck this bald pussy, all because big corporations created an insecurity for women, a fake want for men and a billion dollar industry, killing the bush in the process thanks to laser, when bush is one of the most erotic accessories a pussy can have besides an asshole..

So I guess Alba really is evil…and perpetuating negative body image for girls everywhere, by helping women feel objectified, with unrealistic media produced demands like hair removal…

But she got paid over 100k for this people, so it is totally worth it…

Devil woman.

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2014

06

Mar

Exgirlfriend of the Day

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The only thing good about exgirlfriends is that they are exes, because all exes fucking suck, and that you don’t have to deal with their bullshit on a daily basis, but rather only have to deal with their bullshit when they get jealous you’re fucking other girls, or when they are hurt you cheated on them, so they go on a rampage to make your life hell, by pressing charges, tricking you into knocking them up, or all the other catty shit girls do to get back at a dude for fucking them…

Like this Exgirlfriend, who may not even be an Exgirlfriend, but who is definitely a crazy girl, scratching up homies car because he probably did a little more than forget to buy her flowers on her birthday…

It’s videos like this that make me fear girls…not because I love my car too much to have to get it repainted, but because I don’t have a car and I wonder what the target for guys without cars is…I’m thinking cutting off dicks when sleeping…

Crazy.

Posted in:Videos

2014

06

Mar

Heidi Klum’s Ass in Jeans of the Day

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Here’s a little Heidi Klum old skinny ass in jeans, an ass that has seen some shit both literally and figuratively, because she is german and that is what German’s are all about, feces….

When looking at this ass in jeans I am amazed that she’s had a dozen kids, more importantly, with a big black man, because skinny ass seems to be so anti black dude, but I guess when you factor in her german slave fetishes, she makes for a good time, that a skinny ass doesn’t really matter, especially when at the time she was the biggest model in the industry, making destroying her skinny well paid ass more exciting, but not exciting enough to make the marriage last…

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2014

06

Mar

Rihanna Getting Dressed of the Day

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Rihanna posted a picture of a guy with his head up her ass….and it spoke to me on an emotional level because I have spent the last two nights paying girls to let me do this to them, without the whole trying to get the dressed to look all high fashion, but more the “am I allowed to stick my face in between your ass, or will I get kicked out, I’ll give you 20 dollars extra”…kind of way…because that’s what I do at strip clubs, where conveniently every black girl looks like Rihanna…making this pics come full circle in some kind of light skin, face in ass, vortex only God understands…

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2014

06

Mar

Justin Bieber Peeing of the Day

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I don’t really understand why the Florida police are releasing CCTV footage of Jusin Bieber peeing, it seems a little inappropriate, or almost comedic, like some kind of comedy skit.

I mean shouldn’t the Miami police be working on finding random meth vendors, or homeless zombies on bathsalts, or even the next Trayvon, or cuban refugees who swam over.

The fact that any resources or time went into putting this out there, would make me question the legitimacy of the police department. It is some tabloid shit, that I can’t imagine generates any income for them, other than remind the world that cops are a bunch of assholes with their own agenda who exploit the everyday man, or the Bieber…

I am not saying that because I don’t want to see Justin Bieber pee, even though I don’t want to see Justin Bieber pee…I am saying this because the fact this is online, reminds me that society as a whole is doomed.

All this to say, I bet Miranda Kerr is masturbating to this video…she like little bad boys and their big dick senough to get fired from her job…true story.

Which is Okay, since I am masturbating to her stripping for Reebok

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2014

06

Mar

Spanish Swimwear Fashion Show of the Day

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Sometimes all I really need to get the day started is a couple of models, who I think are named Noelia Lopez and Katerina Strygina modelling some shitty swimwear in a fashion show in Spain, because why the fuck not…I’m international, cultured, at least when it comes to half naked girls I can look at without leaving my house… like that..

Posted in:stepFASHION

2014

06

Mar

Chinese Subway Changer of the Day

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I have no idea when this was shot, but based on the quality, I am thinking in the 80s, on some VHS shit, but what it comes down to is that it doesn’t matter when it was shot, it just matters that it was shot…because I like seeing girls who are pressed for time being pragmatic and not giving a fuck. Getting changed in a public place because it has to get done and by communist training, doing it is how things get done. Unless she’s

Posted in:Videos

2014

06

Mar

Malgosia Bela Topless in LUI Magazine of the Day

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Malgosia Bela is some hot topless model, who despite being 36, I still want to see posing topless, because I am a pervert, and based on historical fact of being a pervert, I want to see every single girl in the world topless, in fact, as of late, I am all about seeing asshole, which turns out to be a very aggressive and weird request at strip clubs, especially when you are there with girl’s you’ve just met, because people just don’t understand…

That said, here is what I assume are older pics of Polish Malgosia Bela in LUI…good times.

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2014

06

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my night was trying to convince the guy who got the girl who was puking into a wine bucket at some trendy bar puking in the first place…that he did good and that I would take over from here…not because I like girls who puke or who are covered in puke…while barely able to stand, I just like their decision making abilities…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…

Jerking off Cheetos
GO

Behind the Scenes at the Oscars
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Some Babe in a Bikini…With a Fat Ass
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18 Things Sports Fans Do but Won’t Admit
GO

Kirsten Dunst Face
GO

The Annie Trailer is Hysterical
GO

Some Girl with a Great Ass in a Bikini
GO

Babes Bending at the Waist is Hot
GO

Cam Girls are the Future of GIrls…
GO

Top 10 Goat GIFs
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27 Facts About Newspaper Comic Strips
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

06

Mar

Late Night Eotica of the Day

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I want to sing love songs and choreograph dances Backstreet Boy for Tiffany

I don’t know much about Tiffany, other than that I love her…and that I KNOW I CAN SEE HER HAVE HARDCORE SEX …which would be upsetting if a href=”http://x-art.com/models/tiffany” target=”_blank”>Tiffany was my girlfriend, but she’s just the girl I am in love with and who I get to see perform before sending her flowers and love letters…

She’s good…

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