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2014

11

Apr

Ariana Grande Fuck Me Boots of the Day

Ariana Grande posted a picture of her in fuck me boots, because she’s the kind of popstar who is like every other pop star, dying to release her inner whore, because you know that becoming a popstar involves an ego, and narcism that involves her wanting guys to jerk off to her…but her management is holding off, they are saying don’t release the inner whore yet, we need the Christians – the Christians still buy records, but as soon as they get locked in, you’re their’s forever and we can release all the porn clips of yourself you want…

There is not one popstar who is not a puppet willing to do anything, even porn for their career. That’s a fact their image consultants don’t tell you..

Here are the fuck me boots.

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2014

11

Apr

Cara Delevingne is Making Out With Herself of the Day

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Cara Delevingne released a soft core sex tape that she produced for YSL that I assume is a few months old, but that show you how she got into Lesbianism, and it all started with masturabting to herself…you know getting at it in front of the mirror is the gateway to wanting to lick pussy and working her way into some Michelle Rodriguez…which turned out to be good for business…

People find her interesting, she’s an IT Girl I find her overrated, I’ll still post her eyebrows doing this, because it’s kind of erotic, which is rare to say about lesbians, because lesbians historically scare the fuck out of me.

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2014

11

Apr

Emily Ratjkowski Going to Prom of the Day

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Emily Ratjkowski promoted this video of a dude from San Diego asking her to prom. I couldn’t be bothered watching it, because I assume Emily Ratjkowski hired him to do this so that people would talk about her, as I am sure she feels her fame dwindling as the world has stopped caring…I also don’t find little nerdy dudes fun to watch, even if they are funny or clever, or in a situation I would have loved to be in when I had more effort and capabilities to troll famous people with customized videos I make 40 of my friends tweet at them to make sure they fucking see it…simple formula for fun…

I am posting it cuz I girl I masturbate to who works down the street from me said it was good and that she wants kids making videos for her, but that’s just because she’s a child molester.

Here are some EMRATA Pics…because why not…

Posted in:Emily Ratjkowski

2014

11

Apr

Liah Cecchellero by James Nelson of the Day

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Apparently these are outtakes from RUSSH Magazine’s october issue…I wouldn’t know, because all I see is nipple, in what may be a latex outfit…that are both creepy…but also a beautiful thing to cum all over and watch drip off, if you’re into latex fetishes and models in latex…

Her name Liah Cecchellero, I didn’t google her, because I have better things to do, like moving onto the next post, this is a streamlined operation, like a fast food place making burgers that kill, only a website doing post that kill my soul….

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2014

11

Apr

Gisele Behind the Scenes of the Day

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Here are some behind the scenes pictures of Gisele, the athlete “wife”…who has taken a lot of slack, at least from me for being born a dude, even though I have consistently, said, that despite being scared of trannies since they are inhuman to me, I would still fuck her if she was a tranny, because she carries it well, and a little dick and balls she probably has tucked properly, cannot take away from that…

That said, her big ass tranny titty implant is being pushed out of her shirt and that’s why I am posting these, I am a 14 year old boy like that, cleavage still gets me excited, but not really, I haven’t had a hard on in what feels like years…I blame you internet, and you alcohol, and you bad diet…but I wouldn’t change you for the world.

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2014

11

Apr

Hailey Clauson is the Future of the Day

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Hailey Clauson is some 19 year old model who is making some moves with her big, hormones in the food tits, who excites me because all girls under 25 are amazing and slutty thanks to being raised on hardcore internet porn, that has taking them to very dark and dangerous places sexually, that were once reserved for the dirtiest broken down girl with daddy issues, but now the 9-5 earthling peasants, you know everyday people, middle americans are up on choking, spitting, gang bangs and rape fantasies…The world’s gone nuts, and Hailey Clauson is the fucking future, who I want to get behind…because she’s going places…

Posted in:Hailey Clauson

2014

11

Apr

Obama Saves Michelle’s Upskirt and Other Videos of the Day

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Black guys never want to share their bitches, unless they have them working as strippers or hookers to pay the rent, while they sit at home on their asses smoking weed, but even then, when work ends, they get mad when you stare at their girls…and I guess Obama is no different, when saving Michelle, or saving the world, from a Michelle up skirt…thanks tot the wind….

Motel Shoot Out…in Philly

Bullying Gone Wrong…Girl kicks her Bully’s Ass….

Air China VS Ground Control…

Birthday Sex Cam Girl..

Posted in:Videos

2014

11

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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The problem with sleeping in all day is that all the married chicks like fucking around lunch time, but lunch time is when I’m getting up…

The good news with sleeping all day, is that I don’t have to contribute to the fall of society thanks to the internet, as people have no self control, trying to fill their vaginas behind their significant other’s back, because they only care about themselves…and find it excitement..

We’re all doomed…Here are some links…

This 75 Year Old Man – Didn’t Order Porn
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People Aren’t Bored of Yoga Pants
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Beyonce’s Thigh Gap on Instagram Thanks to Photoshop
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Selena Gomez Fired Her Parents….
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Grandma Riding Roller Coaster
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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9 Signs that this Piece of Art is Bad
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Topless Glamour Model of the Day
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Kim Kardashian’s Breasts!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

11

Apr

Kendall Jenner Cameltoe of the Day

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I think it’s funny that people care that Kendall Jenner’s fat vagina is eating her leggings, she’s from Kris’ vagina, and thus trained to both eat everything and have a vagina that pretty much eats everything, and these workout leggings, are probably some of the more wholesome things that have been jacked up inside her while practicing for a sex tape of her own…and that’s why I am posting this, I like to encourage these girls…to keep up the good work!

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2014

11

Apr

Late Night Erotica of the Day

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Her name is CASEY and she’s from Latvia…but that doesn’t mean she’s not capable of taking hot fucking pics with some weird looking dude who looks as socially awkward as you…but I like watching them fuck, because my wife is shitty, my life is shitty, my day is shitty, my night is shitty, but the pussy…the pussy keeps me going, even if it’s someone else getting it, just knowing quality is out there, makes my misery more tolerable…and acceptable…it’s like my woman is well past her prime, I didn’t even know her during her prime, but young slutty girls are everywhere, and they are raised on porn, doing tons of coke, and fucking all kinds…and when people like me can’t get at them…we have the internet to save us…and by internet I mean CASEY ….

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