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2014

14

Apr

MTV Movie Awards of the Day

When you are in your 40s. MTV and their bullshit awards that mean nothing in the grand scheme of things, just don’t matter, but they still happen, like clockwork, because there is a lot of money on the line…it’s great place for brands and movie studios to advertise, and send their talent to appear at, you know it reaches the younger audience…who still watch MTV…and I guess when you’re starved for attention, or into making money off fame, because with fame comes money, it was the place to be last night…and we’ve got all the pics…even if it looks more like a fucking nightmare to me…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:MTV

2014

14

Apr

Ellie Goulding for Cosmo of the Day

Ellie Goulding is always on the fucking radio and I hate her stupid voice…but I guess that stupid voice has raped my mind enough for me to look at these pics of her in what may be a see through top and think…she’s not a dumb looking as she sounds in that fucking gotta let them burn brain washing song that is always on the radio and that I shouldn’t even know exists, but thanks to the media raping us everywhere we go, I do…but when nippleless tits in magazines make an appearance, I guess, it all seems ok…it’s all part of the illuminati brainwashing strategy.

Posted in:Ellie Goulding

2014

14

Apr

Kid Saves a Drunk Dude and Other Videos of the Day

The video of a drunk guy trying to get through a fence as hard as he can, is pretty fucking amazing on it’s own, but even better when a kid shows him the way out, that obviously isn’t quite as complicated…

If you don’t like that, here’s some Fire Walking Gone Wrong…

or a Naked Man in the Street….

or a Naked guy dragged out of Walgreens…

Posted in:Videos

2014

14

Apr

Anastasia Ashley and Jiff Pom Longboarding is the Highlight of the Day

In a crazy, money and fame obsessed world, where everyone is out trying to fuck each other, or fuck each other over, for their own personal gain, every once in a while, a sweet video of a pomeranian and a pro surfer who you know for her hot ass in a bikini, comes out to remind you that the world’s not all that bad…even if it’s fuelled by fame whoring dogs and social media sites worth billions, it’s the #selfie generation, embrace it, have sex with it, because it is our reality, and sometimes things like this happen, and you realize, that it’s not all bad, in fact some of it is all kinds of amazing….

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2014

14

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am in Florida.

I hitched a ride with a retired cocktail waitress who must be on a pilgrimage to die…because after 24 hours straight in a car with her blasting religious Jesus music, driving ridiculously fast while popping prescription pills and at one point masturbating…twice..

I figured Florida is a good place to stare at girls in bikinis until getting arrested for being a sex offender and getting off for killing a black kid in your gated community, before drowning your kids so you can party your face off, before eating some homeless person’s face off…

Here are some links…

10 Ways the NBA Playoffs are Like Mad Men…
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The Best 4 Seconds Ever on Shark Tank
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Leonardo DiCaprio Dancing at Coachella
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Kate Upton Wishes She Had Smaller Tits
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Mila Kunis is Pregnant at the MTV Awards
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A Bunch of Huge Fucking Tits
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Edita Vilkeviciute Full Frontal
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Cell Phones in the 90s were Exciting
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Annie Trailer for You Perverts…
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These Girls are Fucking Crazy…and More Importantly…Fucking Dirty…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

11

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I finally saw a girl in Yoga Pants who didn’t benefit from the yoga pants. She looked like she had just shit herself, or was wearing a diaper, all doughy as fuck even though she was skinny. Yoga pants normally perform, making even the fattest chick’s ass look worth burying your face in…but today…the Yoga Pants failed, and that made me happy, because it means there is hope of a new clothing item to take over…I’m thinking crotchless pants…

You California Coachella going hipsters who think you are on some weird fucking spiritual quest, because that’s where all you California idiots are….or you east coast Exxxotica lonely perverts meeting your favorite pornstars in Jersey …taking all your shitty selfies I am judging you….thanks to Instagram from my couch…and you look dumb.

Maybe you should just be enjoying yourself…instead of sharing the moment with us…I am drunk…it is the weekend…click the links

Here are some stepLINKS….

Workout Shorts…on Girls
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Hilary Clinton VS SHoe
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Cher is 80 Years…
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14 PPL Living the Photoshop Life
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Minnie Driver in Bikini Ass Crack
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Philip Hoffmans’ Last Performance
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Amanda Bynes Amazing Cleavage
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Sarah HYland – Coachella
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Constance Nunes is Slutting Out
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A Bunch of Sluts
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Emma Stone in a Yellow Dress
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Anastasia Ashley Covered in DIrt
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Rihanna Butt Naked
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Taylor Swift – Hot Lesbian Legs
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Runway Walkng Babe GIF
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Kim Kardashian Huge Tits
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Handicap Kid Skateboarding Hustle
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Courtney Love Gets Booed
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Dianna Agron Galore Magazine Softcore Porn
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Slutty Like The Kardashians
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Politician Air Guitar Solo Genius
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Robert Downey JR Joined Twitter…
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Kendall Jenner Shows Off Her Pussy With AWESOME Camel Toe
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50 Greatest Ankle Breakers in Sports History
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Amanda Seyfried in Shorts
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Jessica Biel in GIF
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Heidi Klum – Racist
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Can Kate Upton’s Tits Get Any Bigger?
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18 Pics from Death Row
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This is My Favorite Porn Site
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So Many Page Three Topless Chicks
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The Rest of Julia Louis Dreyfus Nude in Rolling Stone
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Paris Hilton See Through Dress
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DJ Tanner – Leggings at 40
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Helen Skelton – Topless on the Beach
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SO Many Old Cougars Looking For Young Cock
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Hilary Duff Calling Off Divorce in Shorts
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Naked Spaghetti Pizza Girl
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Mirror Selfies
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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So Much Fucking Porn You’ll Die
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Captain America XXX EXXXCLUSIVE!!!
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Leanna Decker in Lingerie
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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What DovPornstars Do When They Retire
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Striptease Fail
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Vagina Covered in Hot Wax…
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The Top 10 Pornstars on Twitter…
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK! BECAUSE FUCKING COUGARS IS GOOD.
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Top 10 Pornstar Instagrams
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Weirdest Enema Video You’ll See Today
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

11

Apr

This Dog Loves Pussy of the Day

This is just ridiculous…but amazing…

Dog jumps fence, fucks, jumps fence to not get in trouble. Solid play, one your creeper ass should document and take notes on, because a fenced in girl, is probably the only girl you can get, and if you do, you gotta be the flash so she doesn’t realize.

Here’s a kid smoking weed…because…crazy

Posted in:Videos

2014

11

Apr

Iggy Azalea Alleged Nude Pic of the Day

Iggy Azalea is a total scam…and I know this because the opening lyric of her new song is “I’m the real-est” and I don’t think she means “realist”…

She is an Australian, who claims she’s a stripper, who white suburban teens who want to fuck black guys like they had a fat ass like her…but I know that strippers don’t get green cards or work visas. I mean maybe she pulled some hooker stunts to get to this level of fame and fortune with hit songs and shit…but that doesn’t mean she came from nothing and is some crazy success story…

The fact is, she’s not real. Her music isn’t real. It’s all brainwashing…

However, her ass may be real, and this pic of it may be real, but who the fuck knows…

Posted in:Iggy Azalea

2014

11

Apr

Miley Cyrus Topless Haircut of the Day

Miley Cyrus got a lesbian haircut topless and figured that she should share it in the world, because getting a lesbian haircut topless isn’t something she’d want to do in private, it’s something the fans should be in on, because she’s an attention seeking slut.

Not that I’m complaining, I’m indifferent, it’s just when girls you know do this kind of thing, everyone calls them sluts, when Miley does it, it’s good content…

I don’t get it, in fact it bores me…Miley’s peaked…give me new young starlet to anticipate topless pics from, these one have been done…did.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

11

Apr

Beyonce Photoshopped Skinny Playing Golf of the Day


Beyonce playing the skinny hipster in her everyday life is really fucking confusing to me…

I mean she’s some fat, rich, diva, up on some Oprah kick who thinks she’s here to save the fucking world thanks to people sucking her dick all day…

But now she’s posting photoshopped pics of herself, with her wild and obscure “artist” hair….as she pretends she revolutionizing the world, as her fans call her queen Bee…as she is clearly the fucking devil who is evil and here to rape the minds of everyone..

Either way, I’d still let her sit on my face…and not just because she’s lost weight and is more fuckable/faceable, she’s fucking Beyonce and not letting her sit on my face would just be dumb…

Which isn’t saying much about me, I’d let Joan Rivers during a herpes outbreak, all old and unshaven, dripping what must be a 5 decade old miscarriage into my face, sit on my face…

I’m easy.

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