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2014

22

Apr

Kelly Bensimon In a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know how I feel about beaches having mediatory bathing suit top requirements in America…in most places…even for babes who want to tan topless…when beaches allow women who are 100 fucking years old, with bodies that are slowly melting off of them, to wear two-piece bikinis because they feel like they are hot for their age and that they don’t care enough to get into a one-piece because they can’t let societal norms define them or some shit…

It’s like, this is pretty fucking offensive, even if I would let her dry menopausal pussy exfoliate my face like it was sand peel…grinding til I’m raw, or until she gives up because she’s got no vaginal juice left in her.

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2014

22

Apr

Taylor Swift Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Taylor Swift posted some artistic ass shot of her running away from the camera from very far away in a bikini to either give you something to masturbate to while using your imagination, or to cock tease you, pretending she’s not a graphic as fuck fuck in the bedroom, who goes through men and women alike, but who represses all that in public, because it’s bad for the Christian market and kids she sells to, which is something I respect…it’s the old slut mentality, when being a slut was a classier, unspoken thing, before girls like Miley were spreading their assholes on stage for attention, cheapening the whole act of getting fucked cuz fucking is fun…Here is her ass from far enough that you don’t have to see all that is wrong with her…and that works for me…and you know that’s definitely not why she did it, because Taylor Swift, like all these other sluts, even the ones I have sex with, don’t notice me…thaks to the roofies.

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2014

22

Apr

Nina Agdal Showing Some Back Muscles of the Day

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Nina Agdal decided to show off her fitness…and no one really cared, except me, but not because I respect a girl who is paid to be fit, who has a toned body, because she’s paid to be fit, or because I love muscle mass on bitches, because a muscular back is really only something a dude who likes dudes would be very into…since it’s not really all that feminine…at least not in this pose…I like it because her back means I don’t look at her dumb hooker face, a face that looks like it belongs in a home for full-retards, the kind of retard in a helmet drooling on his retard self….a face I tolerate because but her body, especially from the front, looks like it belongs in the bikini campaigns she books…..

ALl this to say, Nina’s not all that hot, has a great body, and her back doesn’t turn me on, but if you have a back fetish, because you know that’s what you’d see fucking her from behind, if you weren’t lost her in asshole, it may be exciting to you…and that’s all I have to say about that, in fact, I’ve said too much…

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2014

22

Apr

Courtney Stodden Isn’t Famous Enough of the Day

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I realize that Courtney Stodden is a useless fame whore nobody, who is talentless as fuck and really offers the world nothing but a tabloid story…

I realize that the only reason people even notice her or her tabloid story is because the tabloids probably own a piece of her and her low level actor husband, or at least own the rights to her story, that they hope to make into a sex tape or reality show the trailer trash of America will watch….

I realize that no one, actually wonders what she is up to….

But I still think she deserves more that 6,000 instagram followers…for a girl who has put so much effort into being a set of big dumb cartoon barbie tits in LA for no reason, needs more support from the people…

Here’s some of her pics, she’s lovely as fuck, the kind of girl you want to bring home to your family, especially during religious holidays.

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2014

22

Apr

Carlotte Carey Titties for Fashion of the Day

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Carlotte Carey is a model and she may not be all that famous yet, and she may never be famous, but she’s probably making a living doing this, which is better than actual work I mean all she has to do is show up somewhere, get naked, have pics taken and boom, life is paid, shit gets published, people talk about her and she lands a rich husband…it’s like clockwork for these girls, and it happens over and over again, and the good thing about it, is that it’s better than prosititution, at least for self esteem, even if it is prostitution, but you can spin it better than working a profile on a sugar daddy site…and that’s some magical shit…that isn’t all that magical, it just requires a photogenic face and someone willing to take pics…and this girl is hot, or she takes a good pic…so it all makes sense…

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2014

22

Apr

Nina Senicar Boring Fucking Bikini Catalog Pics of the Day

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I don’t know if I’ve been doing this shit too long, or if bikini companies fucking suck, I just know that I haven’t been inspired about a bikini campaign pretty much ever…I mean pre-porn years, I could jerk off to a good bikini catalog or swimsuit issue, but these days, every fucking girl who isn’t fat posts pics of their bikinis, and shit is usually higher concept and more interesting than these campaigns, because I can actually email the bitch and tell her I’ll make her famous, or that I’ll pay her 100 dollars for her dirty panties…

It’s like this Nina Senicar doesn’t fucking matter, there are a million girls as hot or hotter doing this shit for free, so the ones getting paid, are like hookers…turning a good thing that should be free into a fucking business…

Here’s her campaign…

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2014

22

Apr

Isabeli Fontana for Lindex Spring 2014 of the Day

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Isabeli Fontana is 30 and has a bunch of kids, yet can still pull off lingerie, even if it is form fitting lingerie, like she was still a 16 year old working for Victoria’s Secret, only to get Victoria’s Secret in trouble for using underage lingerie models in their perverted campaigns, because Victoria’s Secret is a wholesome brand that sells to Christian women, even though they are really just accessible porn…

Not that it matters, this isn’t about Victoria’s Secret, those motherfuckers need to stop making every hot bitch and underwear company about them.

It’s about Isabeli Fontana and her half nakedness…look

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2014

22

Apr

Selena Gomez Visible Panty Lines of the Day

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The fun thing about Visible Panty Lines is knowing the girl in the panties is on her period…because when in shorts like this, knowing that the paparazzi follow her, would never allow this to happen, but then again, you can never really trust a bitch who doesn’t know her underwear size, you know not admitting her fat ass may be a medium,and squeezing into a small…

Now, the reason knowing a girl is on her period may not be erotic to you, but is to me, is because it means she’s not pregnant, and a pregnant bitch, is the kind of bitch, no one needs around….

Plus having a bedroom look like a murder scene after sex is always a bonus when you don’t have to dispose of the body.

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2014

22

Apr

Bella Thorne’s Underage Old Coachella Dance of the Day

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This Coachella shit is very boring. I don’t find rich people, famous people, or the latch on losers who want to associate with them dressed like hippies, doing drugs and not having drug overdoses, when all we really want from them is to die…

But for some reason, seeing a 17 year old raging, because this getting fucked up thing is almost new to her, considering she’s been exploited by her parents for a while, and medication is probably part of that exploitation, you know little pick me up when the director at Disney needs an extra push out of her…

But maybe I’m just blinded by the hipster shorts that show ass cheek on her small young hooker thanks to her parents teaching her properly…in their efforts of getting the good life….

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Posted in:Bella Thorne

2014

22

Apr

Drunk Girls Getting Kicked Out of a Store and Other Videos of the Day

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I don’t know if this is a Drunk Lindsay Lohan and her friend being kicked out of the store, but it looks enough like her for me to masturbate to this…

You see, I hate drunk girls, watching them and listening to them, but they are really easy to get naked…and sometimes that makes them perfect!

Some disabled VETs jumping….

Dude almost gets hit by a train….

Dude taunts a pit bull and gets owned…

A dude named Cocaine

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