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2014

21

Apr

Maryna Linchuk Modeling Bikinis for Chantelle of the Day

Maryna Linchuk is a bikini model who I guess isn’t under contract with Victoria’s Secret, despite doing Victoria’s Secret many times….unless my theory of Victoria’s Secret being an evil empire that owns all bikini and lingerie manufacturing in Asia, basically controlling every brand trying to compete with them, by controlling their costs and quality, possibly even making more money making for other people than themselves, because they don’t have marketing costs or retail rents to pay, making them use their models, just give the girls more work, and garner more exposure, all to benefit their evil ways….or maybe I look into “Lingerie” wars too seriously….and bitches are just free agents to get half naked for whoever they want to…

Either way, it happened…

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2014

21

Apr

Miley Cyrus Hospital Porn of the Day

Am I wrong in thinking that the ideal Miley Cyrus hospital porn takes place in a code blue or whatever it is they call the bitch gone into a flatline, because she’s lived too long, too well, with no respect for the world or herself and that kind of punishment from God, on a religious day like Easter just makes sense…it’s like stop planting santanic demon shit in the mind of our youth, even though we like young girls in leotards jacked up their ass twerking…making me think maybe Miley is onto something, and maybe she did flatline last week, that’s why she’s still in the hospital, and maybe this is her resurrection like she was the Messiah and the world will follow her jiggle her ass like an identity crisis rich kid with no clue…because that is her calling…

Either way, girls debilitated on breathing machines, are porn to you, because it means they can’t outrun you…weirdo.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

21

Apr

Eva Amurri Pregnant Bikini of the Day

For a solid minute, EVA AMURRI , who is Susan Sarandon’s spoiled brat daughter, decided to make a name for herself, instead of just living off her mom and her husband’s money…

So she decided to get TOPLESS IN CALIFORNICATION at least once, pretended she got the role on her own and it had nothing to do with nepotism, felt good about herself getting off her ass and doing something, before throwing in the towel and becoming a housewife, because now you can’t tell her she’s nothing but a housewife rich kid, and she can forever live on being the girl who was a little more than an extra on TV with big exposed tits once…

She posted these pregnant bikini pics, I know that’s a fetish for some of you curious about sticking your dick up in a baby filled uterus, so that’s why I’m posting this.

Posted in:Eva Amurri

2014

21

Apr

Jordin Sparks in a Bikini of the Day


Fat as fuck Jordin Sparks from American Idol, who doubled as a rich kid thanks to her dad being a pro athlete, is not so fat anymore…and here she is confident enough to get into a bikini, knowing very well that she’s far from a perfectly toned body, at least based on the bathing suit she chose, but still confident enough to get out there in a bikini, because she worked hard for this body…

Sure she’s rich, her dad is an athlete, with the capabilities of training her proper, but she could just as easily spend money on donuts…and she could easily be a confident in a bikini fat chick…and those bitches are the worst…they ruin it for everyone…

That said, I will never laugh at a fat bitch turned fit enough, because I encourage this kind of behavior. Fat is

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2014

21

Apr

Carmen Electra Fitness Makes me Laugh of the Day

I saw these pictures the other day and they made me laugh for two reasons…

The first was that I couldn’t remember what Carmen Electra’s name was, and I actually had to google her to figure out the MTV Playmate from the 90s who never had a baby and who is now menopausal despite the desperation to stay hot that her botox, rebuilt, scared to get old because her looks are all she ever had face face is screaming…

The second…is how fucking funny her botox, trying to stay young, rebuilt face looks…

I guess bitches don’t know how to age gracefully, even when they know how to squat…

Here are her workout moves to inspire you to never get old…or to kill yourself before you do because even with a toned stomach you look stupid as shit trying to stay hot…

If you don’t like that, then here she is on a date with Joanna Krupa, because low level titty models who have made it stick together CLICK HERE

Posted in:Carmen Electra

2014

21

Apr

Dude Selling Wee on the Train and Other Videos of the Day

This guy’s good…

If you don’t like that here’s some passenges On a Bus Don’t Like When a Dude Attacks an Old Man

Iraqi Taxi Driver Pops his Eye Out

Suicide Bomber Caught on Camera the Second her Blew Up…

Cats Fishing for Cats

Posted in:Videos

2014

21

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The fun thing about Florida, is the white trash middle of the road women who have either thrown in the towel on their middle of the road life, and instead decided to let their 50 year old, menopausal tanned leather fake tit skin act like girls gone wild bitches, dancing on the beach and flashing tits…with their 20 year old daughters…it is almost inspiring…especially on Easter Sunday….

Here are some stepLINKS

Oh Shit…Terry RIchardson Offered a Groupie Whore Sex Again
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Bitch in a Bikini Named Constance Cravings
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A Cat Fishing for a Cat
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Another Year, Another Freaky Fucking Easter Bunny Compilation
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Lindsay Lohan Reveals Miscarriage on Finale of her Show….Awesome
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A Bunch of Girls With Big Tits!
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Ashley Greene – Yoga Pants
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Kourtney Kardashian Bikini Tits
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I Would Fuck Cressida Bonas! Cuz of Bonas
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So Many Tits and Pussies – It’s a Tits and Pussy Party….
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12 Trippy Food GIFs
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Kylie Jenner Short Shorts…
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Bubble Butt of the Year
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

20

Apr

Scarlett Johansson Labia for Under the Skin of the Day

I think the movie under the skin was in reference to Scarlett Johansson’s labia hanging out of her…something I assume she’ll get fixed as soon as her baby rapes and destroys the rest of her pussy….

She’s naked, she’s on her quest to win an Oscar pre-Kid, we’ve all seen her naked thanks to the dude who hacked her computer and ended up in jail for 30 years because of it, one of those Jesus type Martyr’s who died for your sins, and by sins I mean, you desire to see nude selfies of Scarlett Johansson….that paved the way for nudes in movies…because even with shitty tits, that people love in bra because they don’t look like this, nudity isn’t a big deal…

I am not a Scarlett Johansson hater, I just know what’s going on here, and that is that an overrated “beauty” who is the same in every movie, is looking for that transformative role to get a nomination, because she’s decided to take time off to be a mom…and it’s getting done via nudity…and anything that involves nudity…is my friend…even when I hate it…

Searching for pixelated celebrity clit is more fun than searching for eggs on your easter egg hunt…especially if done at #church.

Thanks to THE MAN I MAY GAY MARRY FOR THIS

Posted in:Scarlett Johansson

2014

18

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s Easter weekend, which means it is the one time of the year you can prey on people who pray by either pretending you are one of them, pretending you need them to save your broken sinning soul, or that you are their enemy for you to at war with them, because three cases make for good fucking fucking…

Here are some stepLINKs…the Easter Miracle edition…

Bitches in Shorts Shorts Shorts
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Lohan’s Sex List is Real
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The News is Obsessed with Headlines
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Kourtney Kardashian Bikini Pics
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Who The Slut of the DAy – She’s The Slut of the Day
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Big Brother Canada Dude Posted a Dick Pic
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Anus Zanotti’s an Attention Seeker in a Bikini
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Serena Williams Thickness
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This Bitch is Apparently the NExt Kate Upton
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The Best Peep Art Motherfuckers – But It’s Not a Peep Show
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It’s Week 2 Of Coachella Because They Know How to Monetize
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Happy Fucking Easter!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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American Horror Story Freak Show Nudes…
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The Levitation Experiment…
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Bella Thorne for Bullet
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Aguilera’s Huge Tits
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Anne Hathaway Workout Gear
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Helen Hunt is Not Hot Surfing…At All..But I Like It
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Dancers of the 2014 NBA
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Parkour Dog
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Mimi Faust Sex Tape Boosting Shower Rod Sex Tape Sales
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Keri Russell’s Ass
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Attention Whore of the Day
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Mila Kunis VS Paulina Gretzky
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Honest Slogan!
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Most Embarrassing Ankle-Breakers of the 2013-2014 NBA Season
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Lindsay Lohan Humilated By her Sex Conquests
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This Sam Faiers Bitch is Amazing
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Christina Milian Nipple Peek
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Heidi Klum TOpless Beach
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I Want to Stick it in Constance Nunes’ Ass
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Katherine Heigl Flat Ass
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Joanna Krupa in a Tight White Dress
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Kelly Brook Bikini Hustle
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Katie Holmes in NYC
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Protect Your Butthole Shirt!
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Taylor Swift is a Fucking Lesbian
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13 Amazing Comparisons
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Eiza Gonzalez is Amazing for Coachella
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Kim Novak’s Face is Hilarious
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Bitches Loves Mirrors and Cameras
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Moon Roof Trick Shot
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Some Bitch in a Hammmock Thinks She Fucking Camping
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Big Tits in a Big Bikini
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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Aint No Party Like an Enema Party
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Today in Clit Rubbing
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Girl Trolling Delivery GUy…
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Kelly Hall Naked Tits
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Bitches at the Beach Showing Titties
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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Bitches at the Beach Showing Clits
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Lesbian Pussy Eating
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK! BECAUSE FUCKING COUGARS IS GOOD.
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Bitches Love Being Naked Together
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Naked Amateur of the DAy
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

18

Apr

Hailey Clauson for Beach Bunny of the Day

Young and busty Hailey Clauson must be a rich kid from LA. I’ve posted about her before, followed her on instagram, because that means we’re in love, probably a year ago, when she was still 17, because I saw her pics from her Wildfox Campaign and new I was in love enough to want to take her on magical adventures like it was a Disney movie…that she probably went to see in theatres on my 40th birthday because she was 12.

I also remember her suing the homie JASON LEE PARRY and Urban Outfitters because they used her humping a motorcycle when she was 16 in a campaign – even though her dad was on set whoring her out at 16 to Urban Outfitters – probably anticipating making more money on the back end after it was used….

That said, she’s interesting looking, has big tits, is tall and skinny, was willing to be a whore with remorse at 16, and is now doing free campaigns for Beach Bunny, GUess and a bunch of other people in efforts to be the next Kate Upton and the blogs are loving her…so I guess what’s to hate…she’s been at this since she was 14…help these titties shine the way her and her family and most importantly me… want them to…

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