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2014

29

Apr

Lily Allen Imitates Beyonce of the Day

Apparently this is Lily Allen mocking Beyonce at some club performance in London the other day and the shocking thing about it is not that Lily Allen hates on Beyonce and is using it as a marketing hook, its that I want to have sex with Lily Allen, provided this is actually Lily Allen…and not just some hot tranny doing a show…

You see, nothing about Lily Allen is really that sincere, she’s just a tormented rich kid with the right connections, not even her miscarriage was real back when she had that abortion, and now her new hook is to mock the negative image girls are giving out in their music, but at the same time looking more fit than she’s ever looked, making me wonder if her making fun of them, while being them, is an attempt to have more street cred despite being them, or if she’s just one big lie…and then I wonder why I am wondering about Lily Allen…and proceed to punch myself in the dick to see if I still feel…

Posted in:Lily Allen

2014

29

Apr

Naked Black Man in a Restaurant and Other Videos of the Day

Naked guy covered in feces getting arrested

Angry Naked Guy on the Street

Plane Crash of the Day

Murder Prank of the Day

Weirdest Father’s Reaction to Being Pranked

Tornado Weatherman Losing to the Weather

The Davenport Graduation Backflip Fail…

Posted in:Videos

2014

29

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I like sharing titty videos I get sent with you, because all tits are god’s Children…the big and the small…the Asian and the Midwestern…the black or the white…the fat or the skinny…I don’t discriminate because I like tits…and you do too…that’s why I spend my nights and days devoted to getting girls to send me them….

Here are some stepLINKS…to start your day

Girls Tugging at their Clothes
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Sarah Silverman Joining Cast of Masters of Sex
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Ass in Short Shorts
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Tila Tequila Pregnancy Gossip
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Ironing Man…..
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Michael Jordan Congratulates LeBron James…
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Mellisa Clarke Topless Selfies…
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Brooklyn Decker in her “Threesome” Viral for Funny Or Die That I Hate….
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Some Tinder Pickup Lines…
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Hot Dirty Amazing Naked Cam Girls
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Craig Ferguson Quits Late Late Show
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Larry Johnson Wants an all African Basketball League
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

28

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

It makes me sad when the squirting girl from snap chat with the squirt videos gets a boyfriend and now sends pics of her on dates..and cuddled on the couch instead of squirting videos.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Thigh Gap Everywhere
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14 Things that Look Way Dirtier Than They ARe!
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Some Bitch From the Bachelor Has Bikini Cameltoe
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Andrea Calle Bikini Pictures – Here’s her Colombian Ass
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Heat Show Their Support!
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Slut of the Day
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Big Model Tits Who’s Husband Tried to Kill her…
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Alessandra Ambrosio LEgs…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart…
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19 People Having a Worse Day Than You
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The Man with Alzheimer’s Sharing a Moment with his Dog
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Hilary Duff Leggings
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Firecracker Exploding in Slow Motion
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Pizza Hut wants to put the D INNER Box
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Mila Kunis Makes Out With Ashton Kutcher
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Sofia Vergara Outtake of the Day
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Rihanna Braless Courtside
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I really Dig this Boyhood Trailer
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Nerd Shit – OG Cast of Star Wars is in London Filming the New Star Wars
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Selena Gomez is Doing Orlando Bloom For Revenge
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HBO Remakes the Comeback
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Stacy Keibler Naked in People
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Maite Perroni in a Bikini in Mexico
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How To Date Emmy Rossum
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George Clooney is Engaged to a Tranny
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Rolling Stone Gets Deep with Belle Knox….
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This Dirty Mexican Slut Had Me Jerking Off All Weekend
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Emily Blunt’s Blunt Ass
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Katy Perry is Dating Diplo
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Knows How to Smile…
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The Lady Who Thought Richard Gere was Homeless
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Girls in Sports Bras
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10 Photos Inspired From Pinup
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Stacy Keibler in Lingerie for Clooney’s Engagement…
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Rihanna Nipples Courtside!
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Jullian Saunders Modeling…
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Jessica Alba’s 33 Year Old Birthday
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Nikki Reed in leggings..
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Julia Louis Dreyfus Sex in GQ
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One Dirty Camel Toe
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Best Card for a Lossed Love One!
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Iggy Azalea’s Fat Ass Performing
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Stoya in Oyster Magazine
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I Could Get Used To Fucking These Tits
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Duck tales Theme Song…
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Ellie Goulding Performing
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Worker Cuts Watermelon
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No One Will Fund Lohan….
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John Travolta Busting Hot Mooves…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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The Master MasterBating Master Bater
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Top 10 Pornstar Instagrams of the Week
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HUGE TIT WEBCAM SHOW!
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Weirdest BJ VIdeo (NSFW)
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Hot Dirty Amazing Naked Cam Girls
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Little Man Gets Some Big Booty
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First Lesbian Experience
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Hot Fucking Webcams!
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Milf Flashes Ass in TAXI
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Brunette VS Orange Juice Bottle
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Big Tits at Sea!
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Get Your Man Pack!
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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My Interview with Asa Akira!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

28

Apr

Ariana Grande is Shows her True Colors of the DAy

It’s always amazing when these Disney Starlets, who you know are total diva cunts with too much money, show their true colours..

Marketed as these sweet virginal flowers, by people like Scooter Braun, who is posing in this picture with her, who is the criminal mastermind who is barely 30, but who owns all these kids and gets 10 percent of all their earnings as they mastermind the youth market, like a bunch of perverts who know the complexity of seducing little kids into buying shitty product…you know paving the way for young idiots to be dumber and dumber each generation…

But really just the fucking devil…

It makes me laugh.

See HER at some WHITE PARTY Performing Slutty Enough…if you care… CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ariana Grande

2014

28

Apr

Stripper Locker Room is the Best TUMBLR Ever of the Day

The single greatest thing happened to the internet…

STRIPPER LOCKER ROOM

It’s like some National Geographic, Discovery Channel exploration into the world behind the glitz and glam of working a gutter strip club…the Changing Room…

Surprisingly enough, I am not into strippers. I am more into talking about my feelings in Church group meetings, because breaking down Jesus people is more challenging than breaking down broken down sex workers, but I do go to the strippers every once in a while, and since I hang with actual pornstars, their ratchet low class, low grade pussy, sadness doesn’t appeal to me in a sexual way…I’ve gone too Hollywood…

But I guess ratchet, low class, low grade, sadness when coupled with getting half naked to pay their way, while walking around like they are fucking celebrities, is entertaining sometimes….like once a week….where they money grub, I call them out on it, they get mad, I try to convince them to do porn, they pretend they are too good for it, even though they offer to fuck you for 500 dollars at the end of the night….but I hate every second of it.

Either way, this is some sociological weirdness. Strippers are so bad…but so good…I mean I wish they could take better fucking Selfies, but maybe that’s part of why they are stripping for 10 dollars a song and not doing anything more substantial…I mean that and their average trashy looks…

I prefer the strippers who are ashamed of being strippers, and not out there taking selfies like their job is something awesome, because I like broken girls aware of being broken, ashamed of their choices, not owning it like they are headlining a music video…but it’s still amazing.

Posted in:LOLZ

2014

28

Apr

Hailey Clauson for Love & Lemons of the Day

Hailey Clauson is a young it girl from LA, who has been booking all kinds of hipster type campaigns, because she’s got a good look and lives in that world….

She was an Urban Outfitters girl, before suing Urban Outfitters, for posting slutty pics of her at 16…something you’d think would have killed her career, but that didn’t because she turned 18 and now does all kinds of shit like Guess, Sports Illustrated, Beach Bunny, and now awesome instagram famous Love and Lemons pics in a trailer park…shot by Zooey Grossman …who is a pretty good photog…at least based on these amazing, young, it girl modelling pics….

I like her.

Posted in:Hailey Clauson

2014

28

Apr

Kelly Monaco Suntanning Topless Like it was the 90s of the Day

Kelly Monaco and her 37 year old Playboy model from the 90s tits, that have probably had a few upgrades since the 90s, forgot that it wasn’t the 90s anymore…and posted sexy pics of herself on the internet either hoping someone still cared, or because she doesn’t realize people don’t care, she’s still stuck in the 90s or what she calls the glory days, when she matters, because no one like to focus on a time when they are totally irrelevant…at least that’s my theory as over analyze a smutty instagram pic of an ex Playboy chick, because I’m pathetic.

Posted in:Kelly Monaco

2014

28

Apr

Keir Alexa Wohlman for TREATS! of the Day

I’ve never heard of Keir Alexa Wohlman, but I think it’s safe to say we are in love. People who think you need to get to know a bitch, or even know a bitch, clearly haven’t been lonely or pathetic enough to know that falling in love with a picture of a fantasy because it brings you hope is a real thing…

It’s like the volleyball Tom Hanks falls in love with in Castaway, it’s like motherfucker has no option but to have sex with him, there’s nothing else around…

So when I say Keir Alexa Wohlman is a magical angel sent from titty model heaven, to my computer screen for me to stare at and adore..I fucking mean it…

This is for the homies at TREATS who saw that Playboy used cheap stripper hookers, and knew hot models got naked too, and went that route, bringing me fucking joy in my miserable, fat wife life…

Posted in:Keir Alexa Wohlman

2014

28

Apr

Nicki Minaj’s “Friend’s” Ass Dances of the Day

Nicki Minaj posted these ass shaking videos of “her friend”…shaking her ass…because no attention seeking girl trying to market herself as hip hop despite being from the same acting school as Gaga and launching her career as the black gaga, before realizing it’s way more sustainable to be in every hip hop song, because people will treat you as a hip hop act, which despite being as pop as pop, has some level of “cool” or relevant, even though nothing about her is hip hop…and in doing that rebrand, she’s been whoring out consistently, and that’s way better than candy coated stupid costume shit she did before…you see cuz she’s got a big ass and some big tits and I like staring…even when its of her “Friend”…I mean her whole career is a lie, why would I expect anything less on instagram…

Posted in:Nicki Minaj