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2014

30

May

Kelly Brook’s Instagram Hooking of the Day

I think Kelly Brook knows what matters when it comes to what she has to offer the world…at least that’s why her instagram is telling me…

It’s a she may be doughy, but “tits get hits” on the most basic level, and hits make money if you can sell lingerie to the dudes who jerk off to you, to get them to dress their wives in the shit, while you push 40 and only have another year or two at this…even though your plan is to just marry a billionaire…like all the Glamour girls before you…since you’ve proved your fucking self…or proved that tits is all you need when you have a little drive…because dudes are just that dumb and buy into it…

Here’s a sneak peak of her calendar…

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2014

30

May

Jennifer Lopez in a Bikini of the Day

Jennifer Lopez has a fat ass…and apparently unlike any decent human being…she doesn’t believe that when you’re over 40 and a mom you should invest in a one-piece…

She’s the kind of girl who is a victim of positive reinforcement. You can be guaranteed that no one has ever told her that she’s fat, ugly, useless, etc…even if she is..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez

2014

30

May

The Korean Miranda Kerr is Amazing of the Day

When I see Miranda Kerr, I think of a home wrecking twat with a bad attitude, because everyone I know who has had any interaction with her has told me that…I don’t really care about whether she fucked Bieber or whether Orlando Bloom is some gay coke head who she was bearding…I don’t really care that she got fired from her biggest client because she wanted to go on to do titty modelling for other brands…and overall I don’t really care about her…or any of these bitches…but apparently, this asian girl who got Plastic Surgery to look like her do….

Posted in:stepNEWS

2014

30

May

Candice Swanepoel Boring in Lucky Magazine of the Day

This just in…Candice Swanepoel is more interesting when she’s half naked in lingerie…which is something that also applies to pretty much every fucking girl…but even more so when the girl only exists because of getting half naked and has a responsibility to be half naked…at all times…anywhere she goes…she got her American Work Visa and stole American Jobs..by getting half naked…so when she’s not half naked…I feel she’s got a little too comfortable…maybe even lazy…it’s the American way..

Here she is IN LEOPARD PANTS in NYC

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2014

30

May

Chanel Iman Hot Dress on a Photoshoot of the Day

Chanel Iman is a half asian, half black, Victoria’s Secret model from Georgia… who is now on the streets, smoking in a wig, like some Glammed up white trash, that’s neither white, trash or glamour, for what I guess is some magazine photoshoot..

I just like the dress…in fact it may just be the nicest I’ve seen in a while…but in my defence I’m not much of a fashion authority, despite these soiled sweatpants I am wearing…or the fact that I spend afternoons in Marshall’s looking for mom’s trying on clothes in the aisles of the discount racks….

I am just into her tits, that look real, in a world where 99 percent of these Victoria’s Secret models are rocking little model implants…because we live in a vain world…where tits are amazing to look at, so amazing that people make money off their tits, fascinating…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Chanel Iman

2014

30

May

Dani Thorne Does Instagram of the Day

The Thorne sisters aren’t all that interesting to me, but the media loves them…from the 16 year old Bella Thorne to the other one named Kaili Thorne to this one name Dani…in what I would call a stage mom family, created for the sole purpose of financing the lazy parents through the product they created in uterus, because it’s better than working a typical middle of the road job…

I just went to Dani Thorne’s instagram to see blocked me on for no reason – so I guess that’s war…war I will fight by posting her bikini pics and having you idiots masturbate to her tits all at the same time…

Posted in:Dani Thorne

2014

30

May

Mariah Carey Takes the Subway of the Day

This reminds me of the Joan Obsourne song “What if God was One Of Us….just a medicated OG gold digging hooker who used her tits and singing talent to make a lot of money after marrying or dating the top dude at her record label…before losing her fucking mind, being institutionalized, ridiculed, then knocked up with by some dude named Nick Cannon, who used to jerk off to her music videos when he was 17 and who now jerks off on her face, or inside her, making babies…on the bus…trying to make her way home – as a publicity stunt…where only instead of a bus it’s a subway and instead of God…it’s Mariah Carey..who you know thinks she’s god so it is about the same thing…

Posted in:Mariah Carey

2014

30

May

Eva Green Banned Poster of the Day

Here is the Sin City 2 Poster every nerd has been waiting for…that has apparently been banned because they people at the Motion Picture Association of America do not believe in freeing the nipple like they were Scout Willis….and prefer their movie posters to be less soft core pornographic, even when they star of the movie is some soft core porn actress from France…who happens to have awesome tits…

This is the story…

A poster for the Sin City sequel A Dame To Kill For has been banned by the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) for showing one of its stars Eva Green holding a gun and looking sultry in a revealing thin gown. Of particular concern to the conservative watchdog was the “curve of under breast and dark nipple/areola circle visible through sheer gown.”

These are the tits in the new 300: HERE and HERE

These are the tits in Perfect Sense HERE

These are the tits in Camelot HERE

These are the tits in Cracks HERE

Tits on Tits on Tits and her breakout role was in some incest sexed up movie called Dreamers…needless to say she’s’ a vehicle or host body for the tits the movie industry like….

Posted in:Eva Green

2014

30

May

Flaming Employee Catches Girls Shop lifting and Other Videos of the Day

That was amazing…she even called him a faggot…

Here’s a Man Wrestles an Ostrich

This isn’t Graphic – But Apparently a Girl Refused to Give These Guys Her Number and they beat her to death in a McDonalds…What the fuck…

Drunk Motherfucker

This isn’t graphic – But a Teen Died Making this video Because he’s an idiot

Here is a kid playing tag with a leopard

Dude Throws Rock at a Lambo

Posted in:Videos

2014

30

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Sending your lesbian friends pictures of your penis saying “wish you were here”…always makes me laugh….until they confuse your penis for a vagina…then it makes me sad…

Here are some links….

Babes Do the Selfie
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Protective Dad
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A Walk Among Tombstones
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Sandra Bullock is Banging Chris Evans
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James McAvoy Doing Patrick Stewart Impressions
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Courtney Stoddne and Her Mom Share Baby Pics
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Jessica Sutton Covered Bikini
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COUGAR PUSSY
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LEGO BANKSY ART IS KINDA GOOD
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Cop Pulled Over 50 Cent to Say How Bad First Pitch Was
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Tranny of the Day
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Creepiest GIft for a Girlfriend
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Korean Baby Dance is So Weird
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