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2014

29

May

Ashley Wagner Figure Skater in a Bikini of the Day

Ashley Wagner won an Olympic Bronze and Now she’s in a white bottom bikini – the kind that gets see through when wet on Vacation…showing off her fit, figure skating body…

She is really not cute, I mean her face is pretty fucking mangled, which I guess doesn’t really have anything to do with her success as a figure skater….

Her body is athletic, ripped, flat chested and the kind of thing her closet case figure skating partner could likely have sex with with ease…because if he closes his eyes he can pretend the broad fit shoulders are that of a dainty man…

I am not a hater, I mean she’s your nation hero, even though I think a nation hero is less about a bronze medal and more about a gold..

I also have a soft spot for figure skaters because I am from Canada and it’s something people do that is televised on the one socialist channel we get, that on more than one occasion I’ve jerked off to, thanks to panty flashes all day everyday…

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2014

29

May

Kelly Hall is the Page 3 Girl of the Day

Kelly Hall is a UK Glamour Model, that is code for girl with tits who always liked the idea of being a model, even if it meant capitalizing on her tits, because it’s better than working at the strip club or as an escort. If anything, even if it doesn’t pay, it increases her audience and gives her that stamp of approval that allows her to write “Published Model” on her instagram, differentiating her from “instagram models”…which amazingly enough makes athletes and other rich people want to marry their trashy asses, or knock up their trashy asses, and the whole thing is better than being a stripper they were destined to be in…

YOu see Glamour Model, is anything but Glamourous, if anything it is the trashiest kind of modelling, but if you white wash it by labelling it Glamour…it makes the whole experience almost as luxurious as fashion models…who also show their tits…

I guess what I am getting at is that every girl should show her tits to get ahead and that’s probably the one life lesson we can pull from the UK’s Page 3 tabloid, that’s been celebrating these topless tarts everyday for decades…good work.

TO SEE THE ARCHIVE OF PAGE 3 TITTIES CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kelly Hall

2014

29

May

Brad Pitt Punched at Angelina’s Movie Premiere of the Day

Brad Pitt made Angelina Jolie’s comeback tour about him, maybe in protest of her abuse, or maybe because he had nothing to do with it, when some Ukrainian prankster you allowed in your country, jumped the barricade at her premiere and punched Brad Pitt in the face…but being the tough guy that Brad Pitt is, he didn’t let that affect or take away from the woman who own’s his testicle and who made him a little bitch’s day…and here are the pictures of ANgelina’s Big tits to prove that the show must go on…

Posted in:Brad Pitt

2014

29

May

Lena Dunham’s Shit Stoned Underwear of the Day

Lena Dunham posted a pictures of her disgusting ass, that has no business really existing, but that does exist thanks to idiot execs who don’t know what’s up, or who think they know what’s up, and figure that they might as well use some connected pig because they are friends with her parents, and figure that it would be an interesting angle, or social commentary, by saying “we don’t need pretty people on TV, ugly people fuck too”…to make a show more relatable, even though none of us want to see ugly people talk about sex, since we fuck ugly people everyday, and that kind of reality doesn’t belong on TV…even though it ended up working…

Well now she’s showing the world her gross underwear with shit stains on them, because, she’s already made at least one person vomit, she might as well embrace that shit and go deeper and deeper into new realms of disgusting….

Thanks for being so innovative pig.

Posted in:Lena Dunham

2014

29

May

Dude Picks Fight with the Wrong Guy and Other Videos of the Day

Father Paddles His Kids for Shop Lifting – In Public…

Customer Disarmed Robber

Dude plays Slayer on Banjo

Goat Riding a Man in Ethiopia

Drunk FIght Turns Nasty

Suicide Jumper Hits Train…

Posted in:Videos

2014

29

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Girls don’t like when you tell them you masturbated to a pair of their panties…especially when they live in your building, you’ve never talked to them before, and they walk in on you in the laundry room, on their way to fold their clothes, only to find you’ve beat them to it…if anything they get their big boyfriend to come own and talk to you…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Reading Rainbow Made 1 Million in 1 Day
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Scout Willis is Pretty Perfect
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Mariah Carey Big Tits
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FIND COUGAR PUSSY TO FUCK…..
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Eliza Doolittle Bikini
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The Baby Who Loves Cake
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Gisele Naked
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Crossfit Fails
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Forever Alone Prom
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

28

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t trust any girl who has sex with me….they clearly have issues…and are the worst….but without them…I am nothing…I love you ladies…#fact…

Here are some links…

One Direction Smoking Weed
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Hayden Panettiere is Preggers
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Look A Lot of Great Asses!
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Adriana Lima Fucked Bieber
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Ultimate X-Fit Fials
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Hayley Marie Coppin is TOpless and Amazing
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Abbey Clancy in a Bikini
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20 Vending Machine Fails
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The Most Unlikely NBA Heros in NBA History
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Bella Thorne in a Bikini
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Kristen Stewart Rugged Hair…
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Selena Gomez is Wet And Dirty
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Ashley Greene Ugly With Hard Nipples
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Stacey Dash Hired By Fox News
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Best Cat Trick Ever
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Hot Girl Car Teif Prank
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Guy Ritchie Knocked Up Some New Madonna
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Brooklyn Decker Ripped Body for Us Weekly….
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Bar Refeali UPskirt
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Tornado in North Dakota
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Rick Ross Brings the Tattoo of the Day
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Emily Blunt in Leather
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Katy Perry in Cosmo
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Nicole Scherzinger can piss on me anytime
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Hey Look It’s Sahara Ray
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This is the NEw Dare Devil
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Hilary Duff Pokies
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I’m Pretty Sure Lindsay Lohan Is High
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Party Face of the DAy
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Flip Fail that Will Turn You On
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Kate Upton – Not Topless
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Christina Milian Is Probably Good At Blow Jobs
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Kelly Brook Has Huge Tits
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Aaron Hernandez is Dumb as Shit
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20 Inappropriate Graduation Hats
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Kiteboarding in Aruba
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Lisa Opie Hot Ass in a Bikini
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Hijab Cam GIrl
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Naked DJ!
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The Best Way to Do a Sit Up
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Chuy Bravo Sex Tape
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FUCK COUGAR PUSSY
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Big Boobies Like Toys
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Victoria’s Secret Model Nude Pic Scandal
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Amateur in the TUB
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Mimi Faust Sex Tape
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Candid Shots of Some Trick Named Gisele
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing BAD Stuff…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

28

May

Scout Willis Has a Good Cause of the Day

Scout Willis walked the streets of New York to support some amazing hipster cause called Free the Nipple, that is essentially a campaign for girls to be allowed to walk around topless, because nipples aren’t pornographic, and the sexualization of tits is ridiculous…

Everywhere else in the world a nipple isn’t porn…

It’s a fight I haven’t won, advertisers still think I’m a porn site because I am a nipple, but if more young girls start taking a stance…the nipple will one day be free and it will turn around for all of us….

Especially when they are trust fund socialites…

Point being, this is great campaign, a great cause…girls…pull out your titties..

Posted in:Scout Willis

2014

28

May

Gisele for LUI of the Day

Ex-Victoria’s Secret Brazilian model superstar Gisele Bundchen, who you may know as Tom Brady’s beard, is hiding her penis on the cover of LUI Magazine…

I don’t know if she’s publicly got fully naked to hide her penis before, but I am going to assume that when the magazine comes out, and all the pictures are released we may see some mom pussy…

Because when you’re called a tranny faced overrated model that Tom Brady only likes because she looks like Sean Penn’s character in Fast Times at Ridgemount High….sometimes you have to say “I’ve had 4 kids, it wasn’t a prosthetic belly, and this isn’t a dick, it’s just a massive clit”…

Or maybe, she’s just going to do implied nudity, not even showing her implants…

Ultimately, who cares, dick and balls or not, we’d still let her go balls deep, just because she’s Gisele, and it’s not gay if she’s tricked the fashion world into being a lingerie model…

Posted in:Gisele

2014

28

May

Lily Allen Topless of the Day

Lily Allen dancing topless…disturbs me.

Posted in:Lily Allen