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2014

28

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My favorite pick-up line that doesn’t work is telling a girl I want her to wear my face as panties…It’s much more romantic than telling her I want her to use my dick as a tampon…and much less romantic than maybe buying her from a third world country.

Here are some morning links..

10 Things That Legally Count as Going to The Gym…
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Hot Girls With Bikes…
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Tori Spelling Tried Kinky Shit With Deen..
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Pam Anderson and Her Janky Ass Weave
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Train vs Semi..
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50 Cents First Pitch….
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15 Problems Only Tall Girls Understand
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Dame Dash speaks on Solange and Jay Z in the Elevator
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Rachel Ann Mullins Nip Slip
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What Happens When a WOman Abuses a Man…
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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16 Dark Revamps of Beloved Cartoons
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Novak Djokovic is Being Funny…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

27

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I saw a 15 year old girl walking around in a white thong bikini bottom, round young ass pretty much everywhere, and the friend I was with said something like “if her mother saw her leave the house like that she’d die”….well it turns out we are in Florida, and her mother was 3 feet ahead of her…also in a thong bikini bottom. They were on their way to get ice cream. Wholesome….

I thought to myself, well there’s a family I want to have sex with. Milf and Jailbait all in the same house. But only when she turns 18. This is America people….and that’s the age vaginas mature….

The Kate Middleton Ass Flash
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The Bees in Marily Monroe’s Cooch
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Girls Doing Selfies
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Emily Ratajkowski Tits
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50 Cents Pitch is Jokes
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Christina RIcci is Preggers
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Topless Hooker
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Abigail Rathford Topless
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Panty Flash of the Day
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Scar JO Face
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Slut of the Day
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Down Shirt!
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Xenia Deli is the BEst….in Lingerie
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Edita Vilkeviciute Modeling Lingereie
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Happy Meal Mascot
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Bill Murray Crashed a Bachelor Party
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Kate Beckinsale Legs!
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Amanda Seyfried and Charlize Theron – Together at Last!
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Playground Heavy Metal!
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Jennifer Nicole Lee in a Bikini
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Rapping Grandpa
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Katy Perry in GQ RUssia
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Honest Price Tag…
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Ferne McCann in a Bikini
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Guess the Super Model Ass
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Miss World 2006 in Photoshoot
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Nichelle Rodriguez Bikini
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15 Great Product Reviews on Amazon
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Lara Stone Did Playboy
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Tiffany Toth & Jessica Sutton DSS Spain
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10 Facts About the Bermuda Triangle
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Donald Duck is an Asshole
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Nicole Neal is So Hot Naked – and I Hate Glamour Models
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Bar Refaeli Upskirt
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Chrissy Teigen Topless
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Alessandra Ambrosio Parking Lot Cat Walk
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Giadi De Laurentiis Cleavage
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Hilary Duff Pokies
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Hugh Jackman Promoting X-Men for the Gays
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Diane Kruger Celebrates Memorial Day
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Victoria Justice Midriff
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Johnny Depp is to Play Houdini
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Dirty Hotel Cleaning Lady Not
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Seth Rogen is Mad SOmeone Blamed Him for UCSB Shooting
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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RIP Billy Glide – HEre’s You In Action
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True Love on the Toilet
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COUGAR PUSSY IS THE MOST WILD PUSSY…
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Flashback Russian Nip SLip
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That Damn Toe Sucking Amateur
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THESE GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Amazing Naked Bike RIde
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Big Boobie Massage!
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Fuckin’ Banana
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing BAD Stuff…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

27

May

Jessica Simpson in a Bathing Suit for Instagram of the Day

The key to not looking so fat – is making your shoulders look massive…

This reminds me of so many 50 year old waitresses I’ve met at various diners across america, really skinny, strong legs, with a barrel belly and big shoulders and arms…making for a weird boxy beer drinking body, that is built from all the running back and forth to and from the kitchen carrying heavy trays of food….

It’s not attractive, just middle aged and white trash, which I guess Jessica Simpson is despite being rich as fuck for being a fashion icon, and pop star ….

I mean if it wasn’t for her creepy, gay, stage dad who had dreams of being a showgirl as a little boy, dreams he channeled into his eldest prized hen, the only real reason he’d ever stick a dick in a vagina…that worked…she’d probably be working a diner too..

All this to say, weight watchers contract made this happen, otherwise she’d be 300 pounds, and now she looks like all the women I try to bang in Florida…which I am going to go find right now

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2014

27

May

Miley Cyrus Giving Herself a Cameltoe of the Day

Miley Cyrus jacking her unitard, leotard, whatever the fuck this article of clothing that touches her tits, asshole and pussy, that she’s shoving inside her on stage and sharing with her fans, and followers…is the kind of preaching I like…I mean there is so much a girl could do with a huge audience, that could be thought provoking, positive, or inspiring….I mean she has the power to meld the minds of all these idiots into doing good. She could tell the world to do one nice thing, or to donate a dollar to some cause….but instead she’s like “i’ll just give myself a cameltoe”….like a real fucking dancing monkey…and the funny thing in all this is that I love every second of it…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

27

May

Charlize Theron Esquire UK of the Day

Charlize Theron in her bra in Esquire brings me back memories of when I was first introduced to Charlize Theron, when she was a broke ass LA living, South African hooker/model, whose mother killed off her father and sent her to America with a 6 month visa to get work… she had an agency who couldn’t afford a pot to piss in…but there were so many rich men around her in LA that could save her….and I guess they did…but before they did she did Playboy….

It was an era when Playboy mattered.

Now it’s just some ghetto low level internet porn shit that doesn’t get any of these girls work, but instead, it gets no one work…like the death on your career, that will put your playboy bunny tattoo to good use…since it’s the only place that will hire your stripper ass…

Posted in:Charlize Theron

2014

27

May

Gigi Hadid Hot for Front Row Magazine Photoshoot of the Day

Gigi Hadid apparently upgraded from one tween popstar to Bieber, because the rumor is that she’s on the beach or on a yacht with him, but the fact is that she’s rich as fuck thanks to her billionaire father to begin with, and really only needs Bieber to leverage her modelling career, which is hardly a modelling career… To date she’s done Guess for free, she’s done Sports Illustrated for free. Now she’s doing this magazine for free, because it’s not about the money assholes, she’s got enough of that…it’s about the exposure and publicity and maybe even the big penis…becaue I guess in Hadid’s case she has it all, she’s a little princess, and if she wants a Bieber…she gets it…

Who cares….I prefer her nude “work”

Posted in:Gigi Hadid

2014

27

May

LeAnn Rimes Bikini Pic for Twitter of the Day

LeAnn Rimes and her friend decided to take a pool bikini selfie from the back side…and i’m not really sure why….I mean obviously, it’s in attempts to show off their old lady, housewives with Botox, getting freaky on memorial day asses, and really the one on the right is pretty good, and amazes me for not having cellulite, but it’s still weird, because old ladies aren’t supposed to act like this, this is college girl behavior…let’s save it for the college girls…

Posted in:Leann Rimes

2014

27

May

Sara Sampaio for Revolve clothing of the Day

I guess this is some BTS Sara Sampaio for Revolve clothing shit that involves her making stupid faces…grabbing tits…having other people on set grab her tits..and the whole thing is pretty erotic…it makes me want to buy a motherfucking Revolve clothing tits…

She’s portuguese, but unlike all Portuguese people, she’s not a fisherman, she’s been in a bunch of magazines and has been put in line as the Adriana Lima replacement for Victoria’s Secret, when her contract dies off like her sex appeal already has…

I’m into this campaign..but maybe I am bias, since I snuck into a party at the Revolve Clothing Malibu beach house and they were all very nice to me as I drank their free liquor..

Posted in:Sara Sampaio

2014

27

May

Ashley Benson Bikini Selfie of the Day

Ashley Benson posted a pic of her tits in a bikini…laying down, which in the event you have tits, is the worst way to show off those tits, since laying down tits, are usually not optimizing your otherwise big tit tits..

As a fat man, I get that laying down makes you appear thinner in the rest of your dumpy midsection for pictures, but when your tits are the highlight of who you are….and when your tits are all that matter, despite your huge acting career thanks to a huge show and silly movie…you’d think this would be more topless nipple…

I prefer her Pretty Little Liars Shoot

Posted in:Ashley Benson

2014

27

May

Carmen Brundler for Marks and Spencer Lingerie of the Day

You’ve never heard of Carmen Bründler, but her last name is fun to say…it makes me feel like I’m on some weird german tour of the fetish club, where the fat leather clad dominatrix is explaining her signature ass penetrating move…which may be where the marketing people at Mark’s and Spencer’s found her. I mean Berlin has been a hot bed for British executives on some sex tourism vacation for decades, because where else do you find these models who aspire to get half naked, all egotistical and narcissistic, unable to really use their brain for any other reason but getting half naked, since the money is good and the work is easy, not to mention it gives them that stamp of approval that they are hot enough and that they matter…not that they needed that stamp of approval, they already knew they were amazing, that’s why they decided to make a career out of that, to share it with you…

Posted in:Carmen Bründler