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2014

26

May

Nicole Scherzinger Working it for the Paparazzi of the Day

For years, Nicole Scherzinger, has been called a tranny. I guess when she saw the paparazzi coming close, she felt it was the perfect opportunity to both remind everyone who Nicole Scherzinger is…I mean who gives a fuck about the Pussycat Dolls…but more importantly, to show us that she’s really good at tucking…she’s like “try to see the balls, I bet you can’t, because they are shoved deep inside a surgical pocket I had custom made for me when I was getting my tits and face done”…unless she is a woman…with a vagina…and this is just how she maintains her thick booty…

Ultimately, you’d fuck her either way…and so would I…because why the fuck not…and more importantly, because it’s not gay if he’s in a bikini….and has a wig on…right?

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2014

26

May

Christina Milian’s Insta Bikini and Vape Sex Party of the Day

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Christina Milian is a mom…

I don’t know if this behavior is irresponsible for a mom or not. I had a mom early on in life, who was a hooker back in Mexico, and who I saw do some shit far worse than vaping, we’re talking shooting speed and getting railed by white men, one of whom was my dad, for drug money, not food, leading to me being taken by an orphanage where the priests abused me, while she was busy dying of AIDS or some other hooker on drug related illness…

So a little vaping and getting her neck licked isn’t such a horrible thing…especially not when at a Vegas pool party, because that’s what happens at Vegas Pool parties..

I just don’t see how this helps her public image, or her brand, is this some rebellion that her life has become an assistant host on The Voice…instead of being a judge…is it that she never was a mom to her baby anyway, that shit just happened between writing hit Bieber songs with her husband at the time…

I don’t know, it’s like Divorcee taking advantage of the weekend off, turned down for what, hustle that she probably should have left off instagram, but I like on Instagram because I can stare and judge from my couch.

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2014

26

May

Anais Pouliot photographed by Hannah Khymych for L’Officiel Paris TITS! of the Day

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Anais Pouliot is a titty fashion model from Montreal.

She is a reminder that I should have never write off Montreal tall girls, because you never know which one will win the lottery, move to NYC, get cast in a bunch of topless shoots, leading to becoming a Victoria’s Secret angel..

There was a time, we were Facebook friends, but her career took off, I got deleted, reminding me that there is no loyalty with Facebook friendship…I guess I could always find her childhood home and camp out outside waiting for her return to profess my love her her…

But I don’t find that interesting, since I’ve already seen her tits..and more importantly, because I don’t think being a Victoria’s Secret model is even that interesting an achievement….I like the girls I waste my time on to have dreams of being Anais Pouliot, because that way I have a better chance of licking their ANAIS….with my dick.

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2014

26

May

Anna Faris Granny Face Bikini Pics of the Day

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Anna Faris isn’t 100 years old, but she might as well be, because she’s over 30, has a kid, and her face looks old as fuck…

Even when on the beach showing off her bikini body, a body that is not so bad, her face reminds me of an old grandma who you just went over to help cut her lawn, and by cut her lawn I mean eat out, since that’s what she’s actually paying you for…

I am not against granny sex….

She can’t get pregnant, makes great cookies, is lonely and has very little expectations or demands because she will take whatever she gets, knowing how disgusting it must be for a young man like you to fuck a senior citizen…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…Granny sex…

Speaking of Granny sex, I almost had sex with a 75 year old with implants, wearing a bikini, all leathery and floridian yesterday. We were drunk, she must have been trying to relive her youth, but her nipples, despite the implants still aimed at the ground and it was just too weird, like a bad science experiment, up on some PATIENT ZERO implants in the 80s for me to really delve into…

I am against 37 year olds with granny faces…in a bikini or not..

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2014

26

May

AnnaLynne McCord Topless in Scorned of the Day

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AnnaLynne McCord is making serious career moves…and that’s doing some straight to DVD nudity for what must be a couple thousand bucks and possibly an IMDB credit…all in hopes to stay relevant enough to get cast in some shit, even though when she was on 90210 the Next Generation, she wasn’t relevant enough to get cast in some shit, since she was working the paparazzi like she was a low level reality star, up on some Courtney Stodden shit, only less graceful…and more desperate…

My theory on this one, is that she’s a Texan from a small town, who everyone told was pretty when working the diner, so she got on a bus and went to Los Angeles where she got cast for some shit, because her rent and expenses were paid for by her rich dad, and once that happened, she was never going to go back home defeated, so instead she does shit like this…and as long as there are tits, I’m into it…I am just more into sex tapes for relevance…

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2014

26

May

Instagram Model GIGI Paris Photoshoot of the Day

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Her name is Gigi Paris. She’s an LA instagram model, because these LA instagram models are making serious moves..

They are getting followers, they are working with big photographers, they are running instagram hard, and they are taking pics for brands for free, like some kind of street team that make brands realize they don’t have to pay bitches to figure-head or spokesmodel their shit, since so many rich kids want the model life, or the model stamp of approval…

They aren’t as tall as the paid models, they aren’t as hot as the paid models, but they have more eagerness and drive and are on DIY hustle…that seems to be working…if being an instagram model who doesn’t get paid, except in “LIKES” is considered working…

I don’t hate this bitch, she’s part of the new social media stardom…the Tila Tequila of her generation…like all her friends…and I’ll stare at all her free shoots she does for bikini companies like it matters…because it is still a girl in a bikini…or in this case flashing her ass…

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2014

26

May

Us Weekly The Body Issue of the Day

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Here are a whole bunch of shitty pics of….Heidi Klum, Charlize Theron, Jessica Alba, Beyonce, Angie Harmon, Katharine McPhee, Sofia Vergara, Emilia Clarke, Iggy Azalea, Ashley Benson, Lea Michele, Brooklyn Decker, Maria Menounos, Jillian Michaels, Lauren Cohan, Edy Ganem, Roselyn Sanchez or at least a few of them…because I can’t be bothered cross referencing the list of idiots with the pics I actually stole…

The reality of all these low level publications that talk to trailer park housewives is that they are pretty much controlled by the publicists, so anyone in these pics are people being pushed hard by their team and not actually people with bodies that need to be celebrated

Not to mention, if you are going to celebrate a fucking body, you should include spread labia, or asshole, since the asshole is the gateway to a women’s soul…

Posted in:Photos

2014

26

May

Gisele’s Yoga Porn of the Day

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Gisele posted this picture of some dude kicking her in the cunt, that was captured at the perfect moment, about a week ago..

I only saw it now, because I hardly care about transgendered models and the beard they provide for prop athletes…especially not after they’ve had a couple kids and just sold their house for 400 million dollars or some shit…They have won at life…and I can’t be bothered…

But I can be bothered with Yoga Porn, because like fitness porn. it involves girls in skimpy clothing in poses that are ridiculously pornographic, if you look at it from the right perspective, and that is from a place of wanting to stick your dick in it, rather than one of judging whether her technique is right or not…

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2014

26

May

Iggy Azalea Thick Bitch in Concert of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is some Australian manufactured lie…but she’s managed to get insanely popular….

She claims that she was some down on her luck stripper, yet she moved to America, got a Work Visa, and is now living the American dream, while most strippers are doing what strippers do…stripping…and not on stage for a record label, but in their shitty hometown for some fat virgin pervert who takes a liking for a fat ass white girl…because it reminds them of that time they fucked a kangaroo in the outback on a crocodile hunting vacation…

She’s making dumb songs that I guess are insanely popular…because they speak to the now generation….she’s got a thick ass which also speaks to the now generation since young girls are all about the thickness…and I guess it’s working for her because here she is in concert in shorts

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2014

26

May

Iza Goulart Fitness Porn of the Day

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I feel like I’ve seen this fitness porn scene starring Iza Goulart in action before.

But I never get tired of her doing whatever the fuck this sex move pretending to be fitness for the sake of people on instagram to masturbate, all while inspiring her women fans to practice doing what she does to get the body she has so that guys actually want to fuck them….

There’s a fine line between what is internet porn and erotica…and what is porn and erotic, because I find this sexier than throat fucking videos, yet throat fucking videos aren’t allowed on instagram, but fitness is…not that I care, as long as these bitches are producing the shit so that I don’t have to join a gym and get arrested like the high level pervert that I am…

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